[NFL] Thread: Holy Shit, Rams...

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  • Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    edited March 17
    Marathon wrote: »
    Tampa doesn’t exactly strike me as a team that’s only a good QB away from being a contender.

    Get that money though Tom

    They actually might be

    The defense was good if you controlled for opponent field position

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  • Trajan45Trajan45 Registered User regular
    Yeah they have a pretty good defense (we'll see if it stays that way) and 3 really good weapons on offense. They also have Bruce Arians who you'd think would want a different kind of QB, but is good enough he should be able to mold the offense. No idea how their O-line is, but they also play in a division with the Panthers (rebuilding), Falcons (up and down), and the Saint (team to beat).

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  • MadpoetMadpoet Registered User regular
    Trajan45 wrote: »
    Yeah they have a pretty good defense (we'll see if it stays that way) and 3 really good weapons on offense. They also have Bruce Arians who you'd think would want a different kind of QB, but is good enough he should be able to mold the offense. No idea how their O-line is, but they also play in a division with the Panthers (rebuilding), Falcons (up and down), and the Saint (team to beat).
    That would be a story line - Brady v Brees in the same division chasing the TD record.

  • Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    If they can protect him (Jameis was sacked so much), even a diminished Brady should be able to throw a fucking lot of TDs with those receivers

  • ShadowenShadowen Snores in the morning Registered User regular
    Trajan45 wrote: »
    eh, it's breaking news in sports.

    As noted on Highly Questionable Quarantined, with the combination of lack of sporting results and the profile of Brady, no one's even dunking on O'Brien's boneheaded trade except in passing.

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  • NinjeffNinjeff Registered User regular
    As a Texans fan.....





    WTF?!?!?

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  • IlpalaIlpala Just this guy, y'know Texas booniesRegistered User regular
    Don't worry, they can get good talent to fill in!

    What's that? Texans signed Randall Cobb for 3Y/$27M? $18.5 guaranteed?

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  • Santa ClaustrophobiaSanta Claustrophobia Ho Ho Ho Disconnecting from Xbox LIVERegistered User regular
    You ask for miracles, Theo?

    I give you the Houston Texans.

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  • dlinfinitidlinfiniti Registered User regular
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  • MorganVMorganV Registered User regular
    You ask for miracles, Theo?

    I give you the Houston Texans.

    "I'm Coach O'Brien. That's GM O'Brien, no relation."

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  • Trajan45Trajan45 Registered User regular
    Yeah I'd like to see the vegas over/under of BOB getting fired this season. Unless the Texans saw something we didn't and Hopkins was slowing down or something. Even then, DJ is going to need to be a pro bowl RB to make this trade not seem terrible. If you're going to trade your best and possible only good WR (since fuller is almost always injured), at least get one of the best O-line tackles in the game or something that'll help Deshaun have more time in the pocket.

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  • Santa ClaustrophobiaSanta Claustrophobia Ho Ho Ho Disconnecting from Xbox LIVERegistered User regular
    From Scott Lemieux of LGM:
    The fact that O'Brien spent an entire offsason watching DeShaun Watson and Tom Savage and thought Savage was better is pretty much all you need to know about whether he should be in charge of personnel for anything above a Pop Warner team.

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  • Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    Trajan45 wrote: »
    Yeah I'd like to see the vegas over/under of BOB getting fired this season. Unless the Texans saw something we didn't and Hopkins was slowing down or something. Even then, DJ is going to need to be a pro bowl RB to make this trade not seem terrible. If you're going to trade your best and possible only good WR (since fuller is almost always injured), at least get one of the best O-line tackles in the game or something that'll help Deshaun have more time in the pocket.

    David Johnson has either been “a guy” or injured for more than 80% of his career. We know who he is, and that ridic fantasy season was the aberration.

    BoB’s only saving grace is I don’t know if the Texans ownership is involved in anything.

  • Santa ClaustrophobiaSanta Claustrophobia Ho Ho Ho Disconnecting from Xbox LIVERegistered User regular
    It appears BoB made a comparison between Hopkins and Aaron Hernandez.

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  • Santa ClaustrophobiaSanta Claustrophobia Ho Ho Ho Disconnecting from Xbox LIVERegistered User regular
    Nick Foles traded to Chicago.

  • dlinfinitidlinfiniti Registered User regular
    i for one am excited for future superbowl champion, new england patriot cam newton

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  • RedTideRedTide Registered User regular
    dlinfiniti wrote: »
    i for one am excited for future superbowl champion, new england patriot cam newton

    Tawmy instantly demoted to system quarterback, Montana reinstalled as undisputed GOAT

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  • knitdanknitdan Registered User regular
    Tom Brady is going to lose his face to the flesh-eating bacteria

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  • Atlas in ChainsAtlas in Chains Registered User regular
    Nick Foles traded to Chicago.

    I was hoping for Keenum. That contract isn't pretty, even restructured.

  • Santa ClaustrophobiaSanta Claustrophobia Ho Ho Ho Disconnecting from Xbox LIVERegistered User regular
    Flacco released.

  • MorganVMorganV Registered User regular

    "Report: Redskins could pursue Jameis Winston to back-up Dwayne Haskins"
    - NBCSRedskins is the NBC Sports Redskins beat.

    Yeah..... I need this to happen. With the Patriots blowing themselves up, and with the Cowboys McCarthyized, the Redskins going this route would just be amazing.

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  • Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    Eli -> retired
    Brady -> Bucs
    Rivers -> Colts
    Mariota -> Raiders
    Jameis -> Washington
    Bridgewater -> Panthers
    Foles -> Bears
    Keenum -> Browns
    Flacco -> XFL

    ?s remaining
    Cam
    Carr (?)
    Dalton
    Trubisky


    Wild!!

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  • Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    Both lists in order of eliteness

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  • southwicksouthwick Registered User regular
    I am so confused about Cam, is he just fully broken?

  • Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    Wait

    Has anyone mentioned that Brady is really bad playing in Florida

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  • quovadis13quovadis13 Registered User regular
    Wait

    Has anyone mentioned that Brady is really bad playing in Florida

    Why is that? I thought he never gets sunburned

  • dlinfinitidlinfiniti Registered User regular
    edited March 20
    erm rams lol
    come to the niners todd

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  • RickRudeRickRude Registered User regular
    Thought this was a pretty good read on the Brady patriots break up

    https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/28936050/the-story-split-tom-brady-bill-belichick-patriots

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  • H3KnucklesH3Knuckles Jack of all interests... ...master of noneRegistered User regular
    edited March 25
    It has some interesting information, but way too heavy on the romanticism and hero-worship for my tastes.

    Also this:
    But there was a sincerity and purity -- a sincere purity -- to it.
    What the hell, sportswriter, are you getting paid by the word? This seems like the kind of thing Tycho would write as a joke.

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  • knitdanknitdan Registered User regular
    There was one point where it sounded like Kraft dumping Antonio Brown for the rape charges was a dealbreaker for Brady but then the article moved on to blaming Belichick.

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  • Santa ClaustrophobiaSanta Claustrophobia Ho Ho Ho Disconnecting from Xbox LIVERegistered User regular
    ESPN sucking Brady off?

    That's unpossible!

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  • AuralynxAuralynx Darkness is a perspective Watching the ego workRegistered User regular
    ESPN sucking Brady off?

    That's unpossible!

    This proud, handsome warrior-general's diminished spirit and inability to continue to serve the malignant hoodie-covered lich king of New England diminishes us all. What was once a celebrated pairing without equal in the competitive field has dissolved into a cacophony of dissaray.

    Truly, those among us who bask in the radiant reflection of Brady's greatness fear that this will prove to be only a disastrous coda to a career wreathed in glory and borne high upon the laurels of competition, a modern-day analog to the slave whispering "remember, thou art mortal" to the victorious consuls of ancient Rome.

    ...

    See, it's not that hard.

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  • MorganVMorganV Registered User regular
    ESPN sucking Brady off?

    That's unpossible!

    Will be interesting if (and given the trajectory, more when) the NFL season is cancelled, how they'll narrate this.

    Brady is past the age that any season of rest is likely not going to be sufficient to counteract the body breakdown of aging. So, would he even be willing to go into the 2021 season?

    If he isn't, will they just ignore that he signed with another team, or will they push the narrative that he only ever played on the Patriots, and essentially annul this part of his career?

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  • HappylilElfHappylilElf Registered User regular
    RickRude wrote: »
    Thought this was a pretty good read on the Brady patriots break up

    https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/28936050/the-story-split-tom-brady-bill-belichick-patriots

    I couldn't even get past the second paragraph.

    Jesus-tap-dancing-christ I'm not sure I've ever read an article where the author's mouth was that firmly attached to the genitals of the articles subject.

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  • RickRudeRickRude Registered User regular
    I dunno, I enjoyed reading it on the toilet.

  • ShadowenShadowen Snores in the morning Registered User regular
    edited March 26
    Well obviously. There's a toilet paper shortage.
    YES I KNOW HE ALMOST CERTAINLY READ IT ON HIS PHONE NOT IN A MAGAZINE OR NEWSPAPER LET ME HAVE THIS ONE

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    this motherfu

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