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  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    You definitely want the sound on for that one.

    Thriller Hands!

  • SkeithSkeith Registered User regular

    mts wrote: »
    heres how i see it being a total win situation for you
    1. stay with your wife while she dog sits. this wins husband points since she knows its out of your comfort zone
    2. have sex all over her friends house so that the next time you see her friend look at you condescendingly, you can wink back knowing you did the freaky deaky where she eats her cheerios.
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  • FearghaillFearghaill If there is nothing but what we make in this world let us make goodRegistered User regular
    chromdom wrote: »
    Bedlam wrote: »
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    I don't know what I'm looking at or how I'm supposed to feel about it.
    It has sound if that helps.

    It has sound, but it's better without it

    I could say the same thing about you!

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  • FearghaillFearghaill If there is nothing but what we make in this world let us make goodRegistered User regular
    jaziek wrote: »
    From reading the comments, that was Iceland's eurovision entry for this year?

    Holy shit, they were robbed by Corona, because that fuckin slaps.

    yeah, Russia's entry got a lot of attention because it's silly and weird, but Iceland's is actually a legit good song that gets stuck in my head for days at a time

    #pipeUsagi
  • JedocJedoc Once to start a new life and once just to start a fireRegistered User regular
    Fearghaill wrote: »
    chromdom wrote: »
    Bedlam wrote: »
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    I don't know what I'm looking at or how I'm supposed to feel about it.
    It has sound if that helps.

    It has sound, but it's better without it

    I could say the same thing about you!

    Probably a super sick burn outside a text medium.

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  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    Fearghaill wrote: »
    jaziek wrote: »
    From reading the comments, that was Iceland's eurovision entry for this year?

    Holy shit, they were robbed by Corona, because that fuckin slaps.

    yeah, Russia's entry got a lot of attention because it's silly and weird, but Iceland's is actually a legit good song that gets stuck in my head for days at a time
    Eh. Its no skibidi.



  • XehalusXehalus lofi Registered User regular
    This cat was not traumatized, it is just an asshole:

    edit: spoilered for size

    wow that cat is crying like an infant

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  • PsykomaPsykoma Registered User regular
    jaziek wrote: »
    From reading the comments, that was Iceland's eurovision entry for this year?

    Holy shit, they were robbed by Corona, because that fuckin slaps.

    It took me entirely too long to realize it's a song from a new parent to a child

  • SkeithSkeith Registered User regular
    edited May 23
    edit- nevermind, that was in the snugglehug thread already.

    Skeith on
    mts wrote: »
    heres how i see it being a total win situation for you
    1. stay with your wife while she dog sits. this wins husband points since she knows its out of your comfort zone
    2. have sex all over her friends house so that the next time you see her friend look at you condescendingly, you can wink back knowing you did the freaky deaky where she eats her cheerios.
  • PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Realtor Santa ClaritaRegistered User regular
    Xehalus wrote: »
    This cat was not traumatized, it is just an asshole:

    edit: spoilered for size

    wow that cat is crying like an infant

    I've heard that housecats meow only to emulate human infants crying because they think it will get them attention. How true that is I have no idea.

    Tox
  • JedocJedoc Once to start a new life and once just to start a fireRegistered User regular
    Bees.

    BEES?!

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  • FearghaillFearghaill If there is nothing but what we make in this world let us make goodRegistered User regular
    Psykoma wrote: »
    jaziek wrote: »
    From reading the comments, that was Iceland's eurovision entry for this year?

    Holy shit, they were robbed by Corona, because that fuckin slaps.

    It took me entirely too long to realize it's a song from a new parent to a child

    the rare pop song where a chorus addressed to "baby" is referring to an actual infant

  • SkeithSkeith Registered User regular
    edited May 24
    Sound for all three





    Skeith on
    mts wrote: »
    heres how i see it being a total win situation for you
    1. stay with your wife while she dog sits. this wins husband points since she knows its out of your comfort zone
    2. have sex all over her friends house so that the next time you see her friend look at you condescendingly, you can wink back knowing you did the freaky deaky where she eats her cheerios.
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  • Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    of course it's a fucking mercedes too

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  • klemmingklemming Registered User regular

    Nobody remembers the singer. The song remains.
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  • XehalusXehalus lofi Registered User regular

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  • SkeithSkeith Registered User regular

    mts wrote: »
    heres how i see it being a total win situation for you
    1. stay with your wife while she dog sits. this wins husband points since she knows its out of your comfort zone
    2. have sex all over her friends house so that the next time you see her friend look at you condescendingly, you can wink back knowing you did the freaky deaky where she eats her cheerios.
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  • ToxTox I kill threads Punch DimensionRegistered User regular
    klemming wrote: »

    I love that once it gets going you can see a delay between the movement at the front and back of the disk

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  • SyngyneSyngyne Registered User regular
    Jedoc wrote: »
    Bees.

    BEES?!

    I love how their first thought upon emerging is "I must lick everything around me"

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  • HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    At one point one of those disgusting nasty mites that is killing all the bees shows up doesn't it, isn't that one of them things

  • JedocJedoc Once to start a new life and once just to start a fireRegistered User regular
    edited May 24
    Probably not. If you can see an adult mite moving around in a hive, it's probably a species that just eats leftover wax and carapace debris without doing any harm. Varroa destructor is an unusually vile subspecies of parasitic mites, most of the rest of whom feed on individual bees to an extent that doesn't threaten the hive as a whole. In any case, parasitic mites spend most of their time attached to bees and partially buried between their abdominal segments, and don't tend to roam around much past the nymph stage.

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  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    Is there no more shrimpy pimp-etc....?



  • TynnanTynnan seldom correct, never unsure Registered User regular
    Bedlam wrote: »
    Is there no more shrimpy pimp-etc....?

    shmimpy pimp-? Haven't heard that name 'round here in a long time.

    A long time.

  • JedocJedoc Once to start a new life and once just to start a fireRegistered User regular
    Nobody has any idea what you're talking about.

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  • PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Realtor Santa ClaritaRegistered User regular
    Bedlam wrote: »
    Is there no more shrimpy pimp-etc....?

    Oh god what are you saying

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  • SkeithSkeith Registered User regular

    mts wrote: »
    heres how i see it being a total win situation for you
    1. stay with your wife while she dog sits. this wins husband points since she knows its out of your comfort zone
    2. have sex all over her friends house so that the next time you see her friend look at you condescendingly, you can wink back knowing you did the freaky deaky where she eats her cheerios.
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  • klemmingklemming Registered User regular

    Nobody remembers the singer. The song remains.
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  • see317see317 Registered User regular
    Bedlam wrote: »
    Is there no more shrimpy pimp-etc....?

    Be careful with that name, I understand that if you post it three times at midnight while invoking the mods and staring at a bathroom mirror with only a single vanilla bean scented candle for light, you become the new Schmimpy Pimpy.

    Ringo wrote: »
    Well except what see317 said. That guy's always wrong.
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  • PsykomaPsykoma Registered User regular
    klemming wrote: »

    That grass looks so perfect I feel like it must be fake

  • chrishallett83chrishallett83 A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    Psykoma wrote: »
    klemming wrote: »

    That grass looks so perfect I feel like it must be fake

    That's what grass looks like when you have your own live-in gardener.

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  • SkeithSkeith Registered User regular
    edited May 26


    edit- sound for these two



    Skeith on
    mts wrote: »
    heres how i see it being a total win situation for you
    1. stay with your wife while she dog sits. this wins husband points since she knows its out of your comfort zone
    2. have sex all over her friends house so that the next time you see her friend look at you condescendingly, you can wink back knowing you did the freaky deaky where she eats her cheerios.
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  • SkeithSkeith Registered User regular
    And here's something a bit more solemn for Memorial Day:



    Every Memorial Day from 1999 on a lantern floating ceremony is done here in Hawaii, organized by one of the Buddhist temples. Normally thousands of people turn up for it, but due to Covid the ceremony was changed to account for the state's rules about social distancing and other gatherings. There's a net in the water that keeps the lanterns from floating out to sea, and they get cleaned up after the ceremony.

    mts wrote: »
    heres how i see it being a total win situation for you
    1. stay with your wife while she dog sits. this wins husband points since she knows its out of your comfort zone
    2. have sex all over her friends house so that the next time you see her friend look at you condescendingly, you can wink back knowing you did the freaky deaky where she eats her cheerios.
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  • chrishallett83chrishallett83 A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    edited May 26
    The joke still works without, but it's better with sound:

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  • klemmingklemming Registered User regular

    Needs a 'Warning: Irony' sign in front of it.

    Nobody remembers the singer. The song remains.
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  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    WHOS LIFTING WHO!?



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  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    I just want to see the process by which he spidermanned up there.

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  • chromdomchromdom Who? Where?Registered User regular
    If you can do that, I assume standing on your hands on someone else's shoulders is pretty easy

    Why do bad things keep happening to me?
    Oh yeah, because of the things I've done.
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  • SkeithSkeith Registered User regular
    Sound

    mts wrote: »
    heres how i see it being a total win situation for you
    1. stay with your wife while she dog sits. this wins husband points since she knows its out of your comfort zone
    2. have sex all over her friends house so that the next time you see her friend look at you condescendingly, you can wink back knowing you did the freaky deaky where she eats her cheerios.
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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    That's a chimp not a monkey!!

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