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  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
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  • MrMonroeMrMonroe Registered User regular
    rip

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  • chr1sh4ll3ttb3chr1sh4ll3ttb3 A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Athenor wrote: »
    klemming wrote: »
    "Oh no, that fire is going to melt the ice."
    *drives off into the building*
    "That's probably worse."

    It's actually the smartest place for it to be.

    Zamboni machines collect shaved ice in that front hopper of the machine. This then gets dumped into metal grates that allow it to melt, and there's a bunch of water in there to help melt and de-ice the machine. Often, the zamboni hangars like that also have doors directly to the outside of the facility.

    The transmission fluid and oil that looks like FUCKING BLOOD is more terrifying... until you see the flames.

    more than likely diesel!

    non-taxed diesel is dyed red all over the world

    both easy to identify, and it stains the fuel tank, so easy to see if somebody has been cheating and putting it in their car for road use

    (also often called off-road diesel)

    A LOT of hydraulic oils are also red. They're also more likely to ignite when exposed to heat like an engine exhaust manifold than diesel is (liquid diesel is surprisingly difficult to ignite!). Diesel is also much less viscous, and would likely spread out more behind the machine.

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  • ShortyShorty JUDGE BROSEF Registered User regular
    edited October 18
    yeah diesel pretty much requires a direct flame, and even then it's hit or miss

    fuckin', the piece of shit water immersion boilers we had to use to run a field galley were meant to run on gasoline for that reason but nobody ever brought any when it actually came time to go Stupid Camping

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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Athenor wrote: »
    klemming wrote: »
    "Oh no, that fire is going to melt the ice."
    *drives off into the building*
    "That's probably worse."

    It's actually the smartest place for it to be.

    Zamboni machines collect shaved ice in that front hopper of the machine. This then gets dumped into metal grates that allow it to melt, and there's a bunch of water in there to help melt and de-ice the machine. Often, the zamboni hangars like that also have doors directly to the outside of the facility.

    The transmission fluid and oil that looks like FUCKING BLOOD is more terrifying... until you see the flames.

    more than likely diesel!

    non-taxed diesel is dyed red all over the world

    both easy to identify, and it stains the fuel tank, so easy to see if somebody has been cheating and putting it in their car for road use

    (also often called off-road diesel)

    A LOT of hydraulic oils are also red. They're also more likely to ignite when exposed to heat like an engine exhaust manifold than diesel is (liquid diesel is surprisingly difficult to ignite!). Diesel is also much less viscous, and would likely spread out more behind the machine.

    I'm not so sure about the spreading out theory but otherwise yes

    or, well, diesel isn't especially hard to ignite when you've got an engine that's something's very wrong with, just like, normally :P - but if it's the transmission fluid or something leaking out then that does offer an obvious explanation for why a bit of the zamboni is at two hundred C or something like that


    man we shoulda been there we could have told them what's wrong with their zamboni, which I am certain they would have appreciated

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  • chr1sh4ll3ttb3chr1sh4ll3ttb3 A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Athenor wrote: »
    klemming wrote: »
    "Oh no, that fire is going to melt the ice."
    *drives off into the building*
    "That's probably worse."

    It's actually the smartest place for it to be.

    Zamboni machines collect shaved ice in that front hopper of the machine. This then gets dumped into metal grates that allow it to melt, and there's a bunch of water in there to help melt and de-ice the machine. Often, the zamboni hangars like that also have doors directly to the outside of the facility.

    The transmission fluid and oil that looks like FUCKING BLOOD is more terrifying... until you see the flames.

    more than likely diesel!

    non-taxed diesel is dyed red all over the world

    both easy to identify, and it stains the fuel tank, so easy to see if somebody has been cheating and putting it in their car for road use

    (also often called off-road diesel)

    A LOT of hydraulic oils are also red. They're also more likely to ignite when exposed to heat like an engine exhaust manifold than diesel is (liquid diesel is surprisingly difficult to ignite!). Diesel is also much less viscous, and would likely spread out more behind the machine.

    I'm not so sure about the spreading out theory but otherwise yes

    or, well, diesel isn't especially hard to ignite when you've got an engine that's something's very wrong with, just like, normally :P - but if it's the transmission fluid or something leaking out then that does offer an obvious explanation for why a bit of the zamboni is at two hundred C or something like that


    man we shoulda been there we could have told them what's wrong with their zamboni, which I am certain they would have appreciated

    After we put the fire out, I could have fixed it!

  • ProlegomenaProlegomena Frictionless Spinning The VoidRegistered User regular
    The Zamboni company are not happy with people calling the inferior, flaming Zamboni-type machine a Zamboni

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  • BlackDragon480BlackDragon480 Bluster Kerfuffle Master of Windy ImportRegistered User regular
    "That flaming pile of shit, not us!"

    First they came for the Muslims and we said...NOT TODAY MOTHERFUCKERS!
  • ShortyShorty JUDGE BROSEF Registered User regular
    my position on genericized trademarks is "fuck you for whining about winning the market"

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  • PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Realtor Santa ClaritaRegistered User regular
    Wow, Zamboni is a manufacturer and not the name of the vehicle. TIL.

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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited October 18
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Athenor wrote: »
    klemming wrote: »
    "Oh no, that fire is going to melt the ice."
    *drives off into the building*
    "That's probably worse."

    It's actually the smartest place for it to be.

    Zamboni machines collect shaved ice in that front hopper of the machine. This then gets dumped into metal grates that allow it to melt, and there's a bunch of water in there to help melt and de-ice the machine. Often, the zamboni hangars like that also have doors directly to the outside of the facility.

    The transmission fluid and oil that looks like FUCKING BLOOD is more terrifying... until you see the flames.

    more than likely diesel!

    non-taxed diesel is dyed red all over the world

    both easy to identify, and it stains the fuel tank, so easy to see if somebody has been cheating and putting it in their car for road use

    (also often called off-road diesel)

    A LOT of hydraulic oils are also red. They're also more likely to ignite when exposed to heat like an engine exhaust manifold than diesel is (liquid diesel is surprisingly difficult to ignite!). Diesel is also much less viscous, and would likely spread out more behind the machine.

    I'm not so sure about the spreading out theory but otherwise yes

    or, well, diesel isn't especially hard to ignite when you've got an engine that's something's very wrong with, just like, normally :P - but if it's the transmission fluid or something leaking out then that does offer an obvious explanation for why a bit of the zamboni is at two hundred C or something like that


    man we shoulda been there we could have told them what's wrong with their zamboni, which I am certain they would have appreciated

    After we put the fire out, I could have fixed it!

    oh I wasn't thinking I'd get up from my seat I'd just yell helpful diagnostic advice from the bleechers
    Shorty wrote: »
    my position on genericized trademarks is "fuck you for whining about winning the market"

    although in this case I'm sympathetic to them feeling the need to point out that it wasn't their brand that caught fire

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  • Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    edited October 18
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    Wow, Zamboni is a manufacturer and not the name of the vehicle. TIL.

    See also: Dumpster

    Edit: and because this is the gif thread:

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  • PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Realtor Santa ClaritaRegistered User regular
    I knew that one, Kleenex and Xerox are the big examples.

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  • JedocJedoc Bringing the past to life so we can beat it to death with a shovelRegistered User regular
    A lot of people incorrectly say "drinking the Zamboni" when the actual ice rink at Jonestown was maintained by an Engo ice resurfacer.

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  • chr1sh4ll3ttb3chr1sh4ll3ttb3 A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    edited October 18
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    Wow, Zamboni is a manufacturer and not the name of the vehicle. TIL.

    Vice Grips, Kleenex, Wet Wipes, Sharpie etc. etc.

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    The real sign you've won the market is when your brand name is used as the verb for the action it performs.

    to hoover the carpet
    to google a question
    to superglue a break
    to photoshop an image

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  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    Wow, Zamboni is a manufacturer and not the name of the vehicle. TIL.

    Vice Grips, Kleenex, Wet Wipes, Sharpie etc. etc.
    Band-Aid, Velcro.
    #pipe wrote: »
    to photoshop an image
    Excuse me, You mean "To Alter an image using Adobe Photoshop Elements(TM)"



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  • TheStigTheStig Registered User regular

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  • WiseManTobesWiseManTobes Registered User regular
    #pipe wrote: »
    The real sign you've won the market is when your brand name is used as the verb for the action it performs.

    to hoover the carpet
    to google a question
    to superglue a break
    to photoshop an image

    Thanks to another thread all I can think is

    hoover the lawn

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  • SkeithSkeith Registered User regular
    Has sound, but also subtitles.



    I love watching the gears turn towards the end.

    mts wrote: »
    heres how i see it being a total win situation for you
    1. stay with your wife while she dog sits. this wins husband points since she knows its out of your comfort zone
    2. have sex all over her friends house so that the next time you see her friend look at you condescendingly, you can wink back knowing you did the freaky deaky where she eats her cheerios.
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  • BlackDragon480BlackDragon480 Bluster Kerfuffle Master of Windy ImportRegistered User regular
    edited October 19
    I typically lead with 77 as better than 69, cause you get eight more.

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  • klemmingklemming Registered User regular

    Nobody remembers the singer. The song remains.
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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    Why is he camouflaging the trees?

  • Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    To catch a cartoon bird of some kind, I imagine

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  • klemmingklemming Registered User regular

    Nobody remembers the singer. The song remains.
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  • ProhassProhass Registered User regular
    Man real life has really good particle effects

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  • FearghaillFearghaill If there is nothing but what we make in this world let us make goodRegistered User regular
    klemming wrote: »

    some poor animal is going to sprint headfirst into that tree

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  • klemmingklemming Registered User regular
    Prohass wrote: »
    Man real life has really good particle effects
    Yeah, but the ray-tracing is pretty poor. I mean, those reflections just aren't very impressive.

    Nobody remembers the singer. The song remains.
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  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular

    Thanks to another thread all I can think is

    hoover the lawn
    Always vac your corg.



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  • see317see317 Registered User regular
    Fearghaill wrote: »
    klemming wrote: »

    some poor animal is going to sprint headfirst into that tree

    If I've learned anything from long years of watching cartoons, it's almost certainly going to be a coyote of some kind.

    Ringo wrote: »
    Well except what see317 said. That guy's always wrong.
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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    sarukun wrote: »
    Why is he camouflaging the trees?

    to be able to see the forest

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  • ShortyShorty JUDGE BROSEF Registered User regular
    goddamnit

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  • OrcaOrca Registered User regular
    I'm the first person you're the second person earlier today I was in the third person

    Stop cursing start diversing

  • SkeithSkeith Registered User regular

    mts wrote: »
    heres how i see it being a total win situation for you
    1. stay with your wife while she dog sits. this wins husband points since she knows its out of your comfort zone
    2. have sex all over her friends house so that the next time you see her friend look at you condescendingly, you can wink back knowing you did the freaky deaky where she eats her cheerios.
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  • klemmingklemming Registered User regular

    Nobody remembers the singer. The song remains.
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  • HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    "Today is the day the baby elephants do not stop running and the day I lose my life"

  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    klemming wrote: »

    what an absolute lad

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  • SkeithSkeith Registered User regular


    The first bison in Banff since the 19th century.

    mts wrote: »
    heres how i see it being a total win situation for you
    1. stay with your wife while she dog sits. this wins husband points since she knows its out of your comfort zone
    2. have sex all over her friends house so that the next time you see her friend look at you condescendingly, you can wink back knowing you did the freaky deaky where she eats her cheerios.
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  • FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    "Thank fuck! Land!"

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  • chr1sh4ll3ttb3chr1sh4ll3ttb3 A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    How many did they release in total?

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