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[Star Wars] Elan Sleazebaggano went home and became a family man

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    OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    edited January 2020
    And that is maybe the most pretentious post I’ll ever make about Star Wars

    Check please

    e: wow what a good totp

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    Commander ZoomCommander Zoom Registered User regular
    edited January 2020
    -Tal wrote: »
    Right, he changed the story and now the audience is expected to contextualize previous scenes differently than their obvious intent

    I guess but even by the point that episode 5 was released the intended read of that scene is that Leia and Han are into each other and she is only kissing Luke to bother him.

    And Luke is like "yeah, mark that one on MY side of the chalkboard, buddy" at Han.

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited January 2020
    Gustav wrote: »
    Riddles in the Dark like entirely changed in post LOTR editions of The Hobbit

    Not ENTIRELY changed, there is one major paragraph revision and a small handful of edited words outside of that, primarily at the end of the riddle game.

    Edit I think there’s a website out there that documents the changes, which were all in service of the notion that the ring was special in some way rather than a more classical magic ring.

    Edit yeah, here you go, side by side comparisons.

    http://www.ringgame.net/riddles.html

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    nightmarennynightmarenny Registered User regular
    -Tal wrote: »
    Right, he changed the story and now the audience is expected to contextualize previous scenes differently than their obvious intent

    I guess but even by the point that episode 5 was released the intended read of that scene is that Leia and Han are into each other and she is only kissing Luke to bother him.

    And Luke is like "yeah, mark that one on MY side of the chalkboard, buddy" at Han.

    That is a reading you could have I guess but to me it seems like Luke is pretty clear on what is happening and is just having fun at Han's expense.

    I mean yeah he probably enjoyed the kiss from the women he wasn't raised with and didn't know he was related.

    I really don't care.

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    Commander ZoomCommander Zoom Registered User regular
    -Tal wrote: »
    Right, he changed the story and now the audience is expected to contextualize previous scenes differently than their obvious intent

    I guess but even by the point that episode 5 was released the intended read of that scene is that Leia and Han are into each other and she is only kissing Luke to bother him.

    And Luke is like "yeah, mark that one on MY side of the chalkboard, buddy" at Han.

    That is a reading you could have I guess but to me it seems like Luke is pretty clear on what is happening and is just having fun at Han's expense.

    I mean yeah he probably enjoyed the kiss from the women he wasn't raised with and didn't know he was related.

    I really don't care.

    that's... pretty much what I meant?
    *shrug*

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    -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    edited January 2020
    Then, in episode 6, leia says "I know. Somehow, I've always known."!!!

    and han knows it's weird!!!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQDvsf5lAp0

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    JimothyJimothy Not in front of the fox he's with the owlRegistered User regular
    I think there’s a misunderstanding here. No one thinks it’s some intentionally scandalous incest plot.

    The whole reason that scene is a big deal is because it is the most obvious evidence against the idea that Lucas had some grand plan and all the Skywalker family twists were anything but last minute swerves

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    -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    edited January 2020
    in conclusion, episode 6 massively harmed the series and everything since having to write around it has sucked, and its effects on episode 4 and 5 are worse than adding in jabba the hut cgi

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    JimothyJimothy Not in front of the fox he's with the owlRegistered User regular
    I dunno that I agree with that. The sister retcon is bad and the attempts to cover it and the father retcon are weak and silly, but something I find strangely respectable about Star Wars as an institution (and something that gives me hope for it in a post-RoS world) is its tendency to further incorporate the weaker stuff into the whole rather than ignore it.

    Even Jar Jar is getting rehabilitated kinda by giving Best a hosting gig

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    -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    I did not like how the sequels basically pretended that the prequels didn't happen

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    JimothyJimothy Not in front of the fox he's with the owlRegistered User regular
    I thought TFA understandably leaned away from them (though there is a brief recognition of Clone Troopers), but TLJ names Sidious and alludes to how the Jedi fell, RoS featured Mustafar, a full line from RotS. Mustafar, Bail, the cut Mon Mothma actor are in R1. Maul is in Solo and was clearly planned for more. Ewan was used in TFA and is getting a show

    They could go further with it, sure, but I’m impressed that they reference the prequels as much as they do

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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    Olivaw wrote: »
    What bothers me isn’t changing a work after it is “finished” or “released” although I do not believe this is particularly good for an artist of any kind, because if I kept editing things because I thought I could make them better I’d never stop and would eventually go insane

    What bothers me is that the different versions of that work, in particular the one that was “important” in the context of film history, are erased and must be preserved haphazardly by outside actors and not the people best equipped to do so, solely because the original author of the work (if such a thing can be claimed in a collaborative medium) doesn’t like it anymore

    That’s probably more the history nerd in me than the artist though

    Yeah, if I could actually have the Not Special Editions in restored hi-def then I would not give as much of a shit about this.

    We have gotten director's cuts or extended versions, etc., of many films from many directors, but more often than not the original versions are still made available to those who want them.

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    EspantaPajaroEspantaPajaro Registered User regular
    edited January 2020
    Man fuck you rebels, sad Ashoka makes me sad. That said that was an excellent episode.

    No but seriously how Rey is a movie character and Ashoka is from an alleged child’s cartoon just perplexes the absolute fuck out of me. Warming up to Ezra , appreciate how he and Kanan ( who was just a Padawan and a very young ) struggle and don’t just excel at everything. Hera and zeb are cool too. Neutral on opinionated alt girl mandolorian , hasn’t really don’t anything for me to like/hate her yet.

    Edit - Yo is that who I think it is slinking around in the dark!? That’s fucking awesome.

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    EspantaPajaroEspantaPajaro Registered User regular
    Ok I know I’m double posting but this episode has been really really good!

    “Revenge is not the Jedi way”

    Really Anakin ? You sure you are the right person to preach this ? Hmm? Super loving this whole arc.

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    JimothyJimothy Not in front of the fox he's with the owlRegistered User regular
    How do we feel about the fortune cookies at the beginning of each Clone Wars ep?

    I like the concept but I’m always kind of bored with the result and I’m not sure they could actually write anything there that I’d be actively into

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    EspantaPajaroEspantaPajaro Registered User regular
    Jimothy wrote: »
    How do we feel about the fortune cookies at the beginning of each Clone Wars ep?

    I like the concept but I’m always kind of bored with the result and I’m not sure they could actually write anything there that I’d be actively into

    I really enjoyed them , thought they were a neat here is what we are going for before the episode.

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    ShadowenShadowen Snores in the morning LoserdomRegistered User regular
    They're aren't fortune cookies. They're aesops. Star Wars is something of a fable.

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    Linespider5Linespider5 ALL HAIL KING KILLMONGER Registered User regular
    Jimothy wrote: »
    I dunno that I agree with that. The sister retcon is bad and the attempts to cover it and the father retcon are weak and silly, but something I find strangely respectable about Star Wars as an institution (and something that gives me hope for it in a post-RoS world) is its tendency to further incorporate the weaker stuff into the whole rather than ignore it.

    Even Jar Jar is getting rehabilitated kinda by giving Best a hosting gig

    I definitely believe there is something vastly underrated about taking the less-appreciated material in a given story and finding ways to make better use of those ideas rather than stripping them out of the growth mass.

    I’m realize I’m moving into odd shorthands about this stuff but I’d argue it makes a better story. It’s more honest. It encourages better storytelling craft. It might even be more ethical.

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    valhalla130valhalla130 13 Dark Shield Perceives the GodsRegistered User regular
    -Tal wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    I’m not convinced that Mr. Lucas “knew where he was going”, exactly.

    The prequel trilogy is absolutely the most coherent trilogy, the original trilogy changed drastically between every movie

    Didn't a different writer have more to do with ESB? And that made the tone darker and more complex?

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    valhalla130valhalla130 13 Dark Shield Perceives the GodsRegistered User regular
    Jimothy wrote: »
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    -Tal wrote: »
    Luke's father is the most successful retcon of all time, can you imagine how excited they were when they realized they could make obi-wan's speech work, and guiness' performance even enhanced it

    Luke's sister went... less smoothly

    This is also why I'm sympathetic to george's special editions, he already altered the course of those movies so much in the 80s so why not keep patching them

    Introducing retcons in a sequel is not at all comparable to altering scenes and adding new scenes on re-release.

    Is it anything like changing the title on rerelease?

    Speaking of, I wonder how many people, during the period between Empire’s release and the Star Wars rerelease adding “Episode IV ANH,” thought that the first movie was the first episode and 2-4 would fill in the period after SW and before Empire

    I'm pretty sure the opening crawl said Episode IV the entire time for ANH. I only watched it on laserdisc at my grandparent's house about 300 times once or twice every weekend over a period of years.

    And I until then, I watched all of these once, when they first released, until HBO and videotape came out, and I don't remember ever having a problem remembering which character was which. I was an adult when the PT came out though.

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    valhalla130valhalla130 13 Dark Shield Perceives the GodsRegistered User regular
    I still have the OT in all its unedited glory on videotape.

    I'm so afraid to watch them. What if the tape player eats them?

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Jimothy wrote: »
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    -Tal wrote: »
    Luke's father is the most successful retcon of all time, can you imagine how excited they were when they realized they could make obi-wan's speech work, and guiness' performance even enhanced it

    Luke's sister went... less smoothly

    This is also why I'm sympathetic to george's special editions, he already altered the course of those movies so much in the 80s so why not keep patching them

    Introducing retcons in a sequel is not at all comparable to altering scenes and adding new scenes on re-release.

    Is it anything like changing the title on rerelease?

    Speaking of, I wonder how many people, during the period between Empire’s release and the Star Wars rerelease adding “Episode IV ANH,” thought that the first movie was the first episode and 2-4 would fill in the period after SW and before Empire

    I'm pretty sure the opening crawl said Episode IV the entire time for ANH. I only watched it on laserdisc at my grandparent's house about 300 times once or twice every weekend over a period of years.

    And I until then, I watched all of these once, when they first released, until HBO and videotape came out, and I don't remember ever having a problem remembering which character was which. I was an adult when the PT came out though.

    The opening crawl did not saw "Episode IV" or "A New Hope" when it was originally released in theaters.

    On all home versions and subsequent re-releases, it has been added.

    This little detail is why ANH has never been added to the library of Congress, despite being on the initial list of movies to get inducted.

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    Shadowen wrote: »
    They're aren't fortune cookies. They're aesops. Star Wars is something of a fable.

    Star Wars is not even close to a fable.

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    JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    I dunno if you replaced all the characters with cute little lambs or arrogant frogs it'd feel pretty Aesop-y.

    Especially when they die horrible, horrible deaths in their arrogance.

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    Juggernut wrote: »
    I dunno if you replaced all the characters with cute little lambs or arrogant frogs it'd feel pretty Aesop-y.

    Especially when they die horrible, horrible deaths in their arrogance.

    Individual short narratives within it could then be considered Star Wars fables but Star Wars as a whole is a saga.

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    Linespider5Linespider5 ALL HAIL KING KILLMONGER Registered User regular
    He is in crazy demand. Thor 4, Akira, Star Wars...is there anything people wouldn’t want Waititi to try his hand at?

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    Undead ScottsmanUndead Scottsman Registered User regular
    He is in crazy demand. Thor 4, Akira, Star Wars...is there anything people wouldn’t want Waititi to try his hand at?

    I was going to say pornography, but you know what...

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    CorporateRedCorporateRed Wooooooo! Registered User regular
    Star Wars is two things:

    1. Stars.
    2. War.

    Think on that.

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    Undead ScottsmanUndead Scottsman Registered User regular
    Star Wars is two things:

    1. Stars.
    2. War.

    Think on that.

    That's at least three things.

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    Bloods EndBloods End Blade of Tyshalle Punch dimensionRegistered User regular
    Everyone who directed a mando episode should get a movie

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    JimothyJimothy Not in front of the fox he's with the owlRegistered User regular
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    Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
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    davidsdurionsdavidsdurions Your Trusty Meatshield Panhandle NebraskaRegistered User regular
    Star Wars is two things:

    1. Stars.
    2. War.

    Think on that.

    That's at least three things.

    3. Sand.

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    Linespider5Linespider5 ALL HAIL KING KILLMONGER Registered User regular
    Mr. G wrote: »

    awwwwwww I’m irrationally happy he’s open to actually visiting the Mando set.

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    Undead ScottsmanUndead Scottsman Registered User regular
    Mr. G wrote: »

    awwwwwww I’m irrationally happy he’s open to actually visiting the Mando set.

    By all accounts George appears to bear no ill will to the people working on Star Wars now.

    And I'm pretty sure he's laughing his ass off over the reactions Disney is getting to some of their movies.

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    JimothyJimothy Not in front of the fox he's with the owlRegistered User regular
    He apparently didn’t like TFA but he was on the Solo set, even directed a scene

    And Filoni’s his protege, of course he’s on board with Mandolorian

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    valhalla130valhalla130 13 Dark Shield Perceives the GodsRegistered User regular
    Jimothy wrote: »
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    -Tal wrote: »
    Luke's father is the most successful retcon of all time, can you imagine how excited they were when they realized they could make obi-wan's speech work, and guiness' performance even enhanced it

    Luke's sister went... less smoothly

    This is also why I'm sympathetic to george's special editions, he already altered the course of those movies so much in the 80s so why not keep patching them

    Introducing retcons in a sequel is not at all comparable to altering scenes and adding new scenes on re-release.

    Is it anything like changing the title on rerelease?

    Speaking of, I wonder how many people, during the period between Empire’s release and the Star Wars rerelease adding “Episode IV ANH,” thought that the first movie was the first episode and 2-4 would fill in the period after SW and before Empire

    I'm pretty sure the opening crawl said Episode IV the entire time for ANH. I only watched it on laserdisc at my grandparent's house about 300 times once or twice every weekend over a period of years.

    And I until then, I watched all of these once, when they first released, until HBO and videotape came out, and I don't remember ever having a problem remembering which character was which. I was an adult when the PT came out though.

    The opening crawl did not saw "Episode IV" or "A New Hope" when it was originally released in theaters.

    On all home versions and subsequent re-releases, it has been added.

    This little detail is why ANH has never been added to the library of Congress, despite being on the initial list of movies to get inducted.

    Ah, it was added to the theatrical re-release in 1981. Early enough I wouldn't have known about the change. I was 10.

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