[Love] and the gentle person

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  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    That's what you get for being hot

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  • chromdomchromdom Who? Where?Registered User regular
    Best totp
    In fact, might make for a good thread name

    Drez wrote: »

    Being quoted out of context is honestly what I live for.
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  • JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    In a rom-com they'd've given you a card that had their swinger info on it and then you'd've met up with a nice lady for a date and her parents just happen to be around and decided to stop by and THEY'RE THE SWINGERS and now it's awkward!!

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited December 2019
    Juggernut wrote: »
    Well

    You gonna do it?

    She apparently just started college so no
    Also like.... the circumstances of the offer are out of my comfort zone, but if nothing else the age difference is a hard stop

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  • JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    Ask the mom out.

    And the dad.

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  • PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Realtor Santa ClaritaRegistered User regular
    Yeah Graham that shit is about as awkward as the time a patient told me I was about her granddaughter's age and we should go out. Then the next time she came in for therapy she had brought her twelve year old granddaughter and every single PT in the clinic heard about it and gave me shit about it for a month.

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    Oh noooooooooo

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  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    Yeah Graham that shit is about as awkward as the time a patient told me I was about her granddaughter's age and we should go out. Then the next time she came in for therapy she had brought her twelve year old granddaughter and every single PT in the clinic heard about it and gave me shit about it for a month.

    Alright Doogie Howser, we get it, you’re a young-ass doctor

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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    Yeah Graham that shit is about as awkward as the time a patient told me I was about her granddaughter's age and we should go out. Then the next time she came in for therapy she had brought her twelve year old granddaughter and every single PT in the clinic heard about it and gave me shit about it for a month.

    Alright Doogie Howser, we get it, you’re a young-ass doctor

    A young ass-doctor?

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  • PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Realtor Santa ClaritaRegistered User regular
    Oh, no, I was the lowest rung on the ladder. I'm a doctor like Dr. Pepper, or Dr. Phil.

  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    I'd like a Dr. RePhil of Dr. Pepper, please.

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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    Dr prepper, the doomsday doctor

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  • BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    I really would like a Dr Pepper I have not had it since Sept.

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  • KwoaruKwoaru Registered User regular
    Juggernut wrote: »
    Ask the mom out.

    And the dad.

    Yeah go back and find out if mom and dad are swingin

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  • chr1sh4ll3ttb3chr1sh4ll3ttb3 A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Folks it's been a while since something happened to convince me I'm living in a really poorly written romantic comedy

    Tonight at my bar I was drawn into a conversation with an older married couple, at the end of which the wife gave me her business card and told me that I should take her oldest daughter out on a date

    What the fuck is my life

    The Mum wants to fuck you real bad, fyi.

  • Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    So my horrible, racist, everything-phobic, abusive and finally, blessedly dead mother apparently was living way beyond her means and signing mortgages left right and center. I found this out last night when a (very attractive) young man hand delivered me an 80 page summons telling me I'm being sued for a little over half a million dollars.

    So if you have loving supportive parents that have always been there for you, appreciate them right the heck now and just know I really don't like you very much right at the present moment. :?

  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    Sued by who?!

    Last I checked you can't be taken to court for other people's debt unless you cosigned something with them.

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  • PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Realtor Santa ClaritaRegistered User regular
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    So my horrible, racist, everything-phobic, abusive and finally, blessedly dead mother apparently was living way beyond her means and signing mortgages left right and center. I found this out last night when a (very attractive) young man hand delivered me an 80 page summons telling me I'm being sued for a little over half a million dollars.

    So if you have loving supportive parents that have always been there for you, appreciate them right the heck now and just know I really don't like you very much right at the present moment. :?

    :bro:

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  • Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    Xaquin wrote: »
    Sued by who?!

    Last I checked you can't be taken to court for other people's debt unless you cosigned something with them.

    She forged signatures. The mortgage company is suing us. PLUS she got us to sign something back when we were 16 ish and insisted it was "just for being a witness to my signature".

    Now if you'll excuse me I have a Tallahassee Bridge to jump off.

  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    Ahh jeez

    Hopefully the courts can clear this up asap

    I'm sorry MP

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  • PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Realtor Santa ClaritaRegistered User regular
    She forged signatures on a document that's supposed to notarized?

    I'd be going after that notary with every ounce of strength I had. And if they're not notarized, I'd tell that mortgage company their lawsuit is spurious and that the burden of proof for even having a case is on them. It's unfortunate they didn't approach you like an adult about it before serving you papers, the buncha right fucks.

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  • Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    edited December 2019
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    She forged signatures on a document that's supposed to notarized?

    I'd be going after that notary with every ounce of strength I had. And if they're not notarized, I'd tell that mortgage company their lawsuit is spurious and that the burden of proof for even having a case is on them. It's unfortunate they didn't approach you like an adult about it before serving you papers, the buncha right fucks.

    I don't even know, this packett is huge and (spoiler alert) I'm not a lawyer I just play one in the bathroom. It was in a dinky podunk town so I'm sure not every t was crossed and i dotted.

    I'm sure i'm overeacting but god dammit i hate that woman.

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  • PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Realtor Santa ClaritaRegistered User regular
    Well, you at least chose the right place to play the lawyer. Everybody needs a bathroom Matlock.

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  • El SkidEl Skid The frozen white northRegistered User regular
    ...You're getting an actual lawyer to look at this stuff, right MP?

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  • Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    El Skid wrote: »
    ...You're getting an actual lawyer to look at this stuff, right MP?

    Yeah. I have some kind of job legal assistance thing it turns out that MAY assist with the attorney costs depending on the nature of the thingamajig.

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  • chr1sh4ll3ttb3chr1sh4ll3ttb3 A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    She forged signatures on a document that's supposed to notarized?

    I'd be going after that notary with every ounce of strength I had. And if they're not notarized, I'd tell that mortgage company their lawsuit is spurious and that the burden of proof for even having a case is on them. It's unfortunate they didn't approach you like an adult about it before serving you papers, the buncha right fucks.

    I don't even know, this packett is huge and (spoiler alert) I'm not a lawyer I just play one in the bathroom. It was in a dinky podunk town so I'm sure not every t was crossed and i dotted.

    I'm sure i'm overeacting but god dammit i hate that woman.

    Well fuck, hopefully you can find a good lawyer than can get this sorted for you quickly and cheaply.

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  • Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    I also apologize for dumping this in the love thread but I couldn't find the shitty parents thread. Also it's sort of like nega-love so there's that.

    Please return to your regularly scheduled annoying canoodling.

  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    I looooooovvvvvveeeeeeee my girlfriend

    (I have a serious crush on her)

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  • Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    Xaquin wrote: »
    I looooooovvvvvveeeeeeee my girlfriend

    (I have a serious crush on her)

    does she know she's your girlfriend

    you weirdo

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  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    Xaquin wrote: »
    I looooooovvvvvveeeeeeee my girlfriend

    (I have a serious crush on her)

    does she know she's your girlfriend

    you weirdo

    well we live together and sleep in the same bed

    but now I'm too scared to ask

    gotta take things slow. I don't want to scare her off!

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  • Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    Xaquin wrote: »
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    Xaquin wrote: »
    I looooooovvvvvveeeeeeee my girlfriend

    (I have a serious crush on her)

    does she know she's your girlfriend

    you weirdo

    well we live together and sleep in the same bed

    but now I'm too scared to ask

    gotta take things slow. I don't want to scare her off!

    start small like i did

    send her some of your hair in an envelope

    then upgrade to the "do you like me check one []Yes []Maybe yes" notes

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  • PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Realtor Santa ClaritaRegistered User regular
    *furiously scribbles notes*

    MP, can you be more specific on hair?

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    *furiously scribbles notes*

    MP, can you be more specific on hair?

    Like, hair that you own or hair from your body in general or just any kind of hair you have access to

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  • Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    in my experience they won't care either way but to get the spell to work it has to be your head hair, back is a good substitution if you are bald.

    then you get some of theirs and mix in into some chow mein and then the human sacrifice

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  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    So yesterday at work I got my holiday bonus, which was nice enough that I splurged on a bottle of 14-year Glenlivet scotch and Hudson Baby Bourbon whiskey

    I tried a bit of the bourbon last night, it was real good

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  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    in my experience they won't care either way but to get the spell to work it has to be your head hair, back is a good substitution if you are bald.

    then you get some of theirs and mix in into some chow mein and then the human sacrifice

    human or hunan?

    I can't afford to mess this up

  • PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Realtor Santa ClaritaRegistered User regular
    Xaquin wrote: »
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    in my experience they won't care either way but to get the spell to work it has to be your head hair, back is a good substitution if you are bald.

    then you get some of theirs and mix in into some chow mein and then the human sacrifice

    human or hunan?

    I can't afford to mess this up

    Yes.

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  • DepressperadoDepressperado I just wanted to see you laughing in the pizza rainRegistered User regular
    one time a kid in my school found out the address of a girl and sent her, and I'm still not 100% on how he got it, but one of those rubber cap blood test tubes, full of, presumably, his blood.

    She, naturally, told her parents, who called the cops because it has to have been weird enough to be illegal.

    but the whole school found out, because he was like "yeah I did it, wasn't it romantic?" and we replied "no it's insanely creepy." I think he might have gotten in trouble for it, but I'm not sure because he left the school and I haven't heard about him since.

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  • PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Realtor Santa ClaritaRegistered User regular
    Jesus, was it Billy Bob Thornton?

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