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  • TraceTrace GNU Terry Pratchett; GNU Gus; GNU Carrie Fisher; GNU Adam We Registered User regular
    Brody wrote: »
    Welp, my toilet just started backing up into my bathtub. RIP me.

    Well, that's horrifying.

    Shitty even

  • TraceTrace GNU Terry Pratchett; GNU Gus; GNU Carrie Fisher; GNU Adam We Registered User regular
    *took the low road*

    emnmnmeHappylilElfBrody
  • KanaKana Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    So my chest has been hurting pretty intensely for almost an hour. Off work soon so I think I’m going to the hospital. My body is not all that impressive, lately.

    Take care of yourself chubert :(

    A trap is for fish: when you've got the fish, you can forget the trap. A snare is for rabbits: when you've got the rabbit, you can forget the snare. Words are for meaning: when you've got the meaning, you can forget the words.
    Hahnsoo1emnmnmeDark Raven XHappylilElfIncenjucarAtomikaAresProphetA Kobold's KoboldWinkyBrodyshrykeTicaldfjamKristmas KthulhuMrMisterRear Admiral ChocopainfulPleasance
  • knitdanknitdan Oh no Too much hornyRegistered User regular
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Where are Baby Yoda's pupils?
    900-year-old Yoda has pupils.

    Baby Yoda is too young to be a teacher, hence the lack of pupils

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
    Echooverride367emnmnmeRhesus PositiveAresProphetWinkyshrykeAuralynxKristmas KthulhuOut Of ContextRear Admiral Choco
  • KanaKana Registered User regular
    I really liked Gina Carano's character in this week's Mandalorian. It is dope to have more badass lady characters who genuinely look like professional ass kickers.

    The Mandalorian is doing a way better job at expanding the Star Wars universe post-OT than the new movies are doing, even though it's very purposefully just a very small scale sort of story.

    A trap is for fish: when you've got the fish, you can forget the trap. A snare is for rabbits: when you've got the rabbit, you can forget the snare. Words are for meaning: when you've got the meaning, you can forget the words.
    Athenor
  • EchoEcho Moderator mod
    They are indeed claiming shit.

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    Echo wrote: »
    Let they who have not posted about their balls in the wrong thread cast the first stone.
    KanacB557Traceoverride367emnmnmeHappylilElfChanusRear Admiral ChocopainfulPleasance
  • emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular

    TECHNO-PUNCH!

  • emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    axwgdjgz? What a ridiculous jumble of letters for a username.

  • Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    I guess I'll post a morning [chat]ters to get the unread posts bug out of the way

    Reminds me of the ol' blue dot days

    Tcheldor
  • knitdanknitdan Oh no Too much hornyRegistered User regular
    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
    cB557tynicKanashrykeKristmas KthulhuOut Of ContextDrake ChamberspainfulPleasance
  • EchoEcho Moderator mod
    Echo wrote: »
    Let they who have not posted about their balls in the wrong thread cast the first stone.
    WinkyshrykeAuralynxKristmas KthulhuRear Admiral ChocoDrake Chambers
  • IncenjucarIncenjucar Audio Game Developer Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited December 2
    Mim wrote: »
    BABY YODAAAAAAAA

    mtbtqjy3016g.jpeg

    That is a shaved Mogwai.

    Incenjucar on
    EchoChanusshrykeTicaldfjam
  • override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    wtfchman the watchmen series is going in strange and interesting places

    Styrofoam SammichAresProphet
  • Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    I think winter is getting to me

    This morning I was trying to work out why I could read a sign that was reflected in the window of my train, and assumed that it was because I was reading the reflection of a reflection

    Nope, I was just looking through the window

    Turns out that windows become transparent when it's not pitch black outside, which is a useful design feature

    ChanusKid PresentableAuralynxKristmas KthulhuOut Of ContextMrMisterpainfulPleasance
  • BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Fighting The Rising Odds Registered User, Moderator mod
    The spider lady boss in Nioh turned out like every spider lady boss battle in videogames ever. Strafe and dodge the frontal assault, hit the butt twice, drop back, repeat endlessly.

    There should be some kind of moratorium on spider lady bosses for at least ten years. Or make the next one have the top half of a spider and the bottom half of a lady, switch things up a bit.

    The next main mission after that seems a bit tougher. The ghost ladies who slow you down are incredibly annoying.

    knitdanMojo_JojoEvil Multifarious
  • cB557cB557 voOOP Registered User regular
    Bogart wrote: »
    Strafe and dodge the frontal assault, hit the butt twice, drop back, repeat endlessly.
    That's every boss in a soulslike, really.

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  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Mim wrote: »
    BABY YODAAAAAAAA

    mtbtqjy3016g.jpeg
    Doo doo, dodoo dodoo

    Mojo_Jojooverride367
  • P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    ok we'll do a top half spider bottom half lady but we're still going to make it sexy

    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
    cB557Rhesus PositiveDark Raven XBurnageWinkyIncenjucarshrykeKristmas Kthulhuoverride367
  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Registered User regular
    edited December 2
    i just got caught up on Watchmen

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    @syndalis

    bloodyroarxx on
    Yeah man, I tell ya what, man, that dang ol' internet, man, you just go in on there and point and click, talk about w-w-dot-w-com, mean you got the naked chicks on there, man, just go click, click, click, click, click, it's real easy, man.
    Dark Raven XKanasyndalisoverride367
  • HappylilElfHappylilElf Registered User regular
    Echo wrote: »

    Does this only apply to other games so can I still compare slowly grinding a screw through my genitals until it feels good to Dark Souls?

  • P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    the question is: spider with 8 human legs or 8 armed spider somehow standing on two human legs

    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
    cB557
  • BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Fighting The Rising Odds Registered User, Moderator mod
    Two human legs, above the waist it's a big spider head with huge mandibles and no arms. Webs shoot out of its human butt. Death is a mercy for this hideous creation.

  • EchoEcho Moderator mod
    Bogart wrote: »
    Two human legs, above the waist it's a big spider head with huge mandibles and no arms. Webs shoot out of its human butt. Death is a mercy for this hideous creation.

    Someone get China Miéville on the phone!

    Echo wrote: »
    Let they who have not posted about their balls in the wrong thread cast the first stone.
  • ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    P10 wrote: »
    the question is: spider with 8 human legs or 8 armed spider somehow standing on two human legs

    maybe literally kali

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  • Dark Raven XDark Raven X Laugh hard, run fast, be kindRegistered User regular
    Beat PikuNiku! That was fun. Now I'm trying to figure out what to get into next;

    Full Metal Furies
    Katamari Damacy Reroll
    Kirby Star Allies
    Mario + Rabbids Kingdom Battle
    Ori and the Blind Forest
    Snake Pass

    or a Master Mode run of Breath of the Wild, surely taking more time than all of the above combined.

    Oh brilliant
  • HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    It’s ok because it’s a 900 year anime girl in a teen yoda body

    PSN: Honkalot
  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo But do you really believe him? Registered User regular
    Top of the to-do list today is "Pragmatic three way"

    Hmm

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
    Chanus
  • Dark Raven XDark Raven X Laugh hard, run fast, be kindRegistered User regular
    Also, unrelated to the vidya dilemma, in a bit of a precarious spot here.
    Alone at work for another couple hours, and for the last couple days I've had some gross tooth trubs. Oozing nasty blood from my wisdom tooth holes, which upgraded to pus earlier today! Good stuff.

    I've been all clear since about 6pm last night, no new goop leaking anywhere.

    Buuuut.

    My throat is feeling tight. Worried I've got some infection. No temperature, but if breathing becomes a problem, I don't got anyone around to notice n' rescue me, and I can't bail due to the Olds...

    Left a message with the dentist office, they gonna call back. Whoooooo

    So hey if I croak, please know I've always admired y'all as the 900 year old dragons trapped in teen bodies that I assume you are.

    Oh brilliant
    AtomikaKid PresentableKristmas Kthulhu
  • TavTav Registered User regular
    good morning friends

    milskiBurnageHahnsoo1Kristmas Kthulhu
  • AresProphetAresProphet I see a darkness in my fate I'll drive my car without the brakesRegistered User regular
    wtfchman the watchmen series is going in strange and interesting places

    this show is wild

    half the time I'm in awe, the other half of the time it's sort of up its own asshole cracking self aware jokes about it

    I can't hate that

    oh, gimme some time
    show me the foothold from which I can climb
    yeah, when I feel low
    you show me a signpost for where I should go
    override367
  • KanaKana Registered User regular
    Also, unrelated to the vidya dilemma, in a bit of a precarious spot here.
    Alone at work for another couple hours, and for the last couple days I've had some gross tooth trubs. Oozing nasty blood from my wisdom tooth holes, which upgraded to pus earlier today! Good stuff.

    I've been all clear since about 6pm last night, no new goop leaking anywhere.

    Buuuut.

    My throat is feeling tight. Worried I've got some infection. No temperature, but if breathing becomes a problem, I don't got anyone around to notice n' rescue me, and I can't bail due to the Olds...

    Left a message with the dentist office, they gonna call back. Whoooooo

    So hey if I croak, please know I've always admired y'all as the 900 year old dragons trapped in teen bodies that I assume you are.

    It's not exactly super helpful advice, but

    Benadryl's better than nothing for when my throat starts swelling shut

    A trap is for fish: when you've got the fish, you can forget the trap. A snare is for rabbits: when you've got the rabbit, you can forget the snare. Words are for meaning: when you've got the meaning, you can forget the words.
    Dark Raven XKristmas KthulhupainfulPleasance
  • AthenorAthenor Battle Hardened Optimist The Skies of HiigaraRegistered User regular
    I hope this week sees the bugs in the new CSS of Vanilla get fixed. I'm posting just so that I can have my #latest function work again in this thread.

    Official member of the Grilling Gentry
    "Brevity is the soul of getting your shit read." - Tube
    Rarely-updated Collecting blog
    He/Him
  • BurnageBurnage irregular Registered User regular
    Oh shit yes, it's time for the annual "Bad sex in fiction" awards!
    Miyuki felt as though she was manipulating a small monkey that was curling up its paws.

    Dark Raven XIlpalaEvil MultifariouscB557Kristmas Kthulhu
  • A Kobold's KoboldA Kobold's Kobold He/Him MississippiRegistered User regular
    Went to sleep real early last night and woke up even earlier this morning???

    Sleep, how does it work???

    Switch Friend Code: SW-3011-6091-2364
    Twitter delenda est
  • HappylilElfHappylilElf Registered User regular
    Burnage wrote: »
    Oh shit yes, it's time for the annual "Bad sex in fiction" awards!
    Miyuki felt as though she was manipulating a small monkey that was curling up its paws.

    *calls the authorities on Miyuki*

    A Kobold's KoboldKanaDark Raven X
  • BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Fighting The Rising Odds Registered User, Moderator mod
    After a promising start the BBC's War of the Worlds ended up being quite bad. Messy, stupid, glaringly unsubtle and generally ugh.

    Happily, His Dark Materials is getting rather good, so that's fine.

  • BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Fighting The Rising Odds Registered User, Moderator mod
    I feel like the bad sex award is kind of mean spirited and a bit prudish, even though the writing it highlights is often terrible and worthy of scorn.

    KanaChanusshryke
  • A Kobold's KoboldA Kobold's Kobold He/Him MississippiRegistered User regular
    if you ask me, it's still halloween

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  • BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Fighting The Rising Odds Registered User, Moderator mod
    14 working days until Christmas fortnight. Got my first Christmas card the other day from Aussie relatives. Have already bought a few gifts for people, and given clear, unmistakable instructions on what to buy me to relatives who cannot be trusted.

  • TavTav Registered User regular
    work is organising a 12 pubs for Friday

    anyone got any suggestions for rules?

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