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  • Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    zepherin wrote: »
    12 Pubs Work Event Rules
    1. You can elect to take a cash payout in lieu of attendance and just go home
    ...why doesn’t everyone take the cash payout and go home?

    The perfect solution

    zepherin
  • RedTideRedTide Registered User regular
    SniperGuy wrote: »
    Is there actually a competitive ladder in sword/shield? Like, you can get a ranking?

    I've only gotten I think 5 of the gym badges in shield so far but perhaps I need to get to the end game a little faster because that sounds fun.

    And then, instead, I'll get stuck breeding ditto forever.

    I'm not one to kink shame, but if you're not comfortable not using contraception you can just elect not to do it

    RedTide#1907 on Battle.net
    Come Overwatch with meeeee
  • DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    Take cash, go hangout with real friends instead of work friends.

    zepherinbowenthatassemblyguy
  • P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    in addition to the padding on my headphones going it seems the wiring is getting screwy and the sound is going in and out on one ear. time to request the exact same pair of headphones for the holidays

    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
  • zepherinzepherin Registered User regular
    Take cash, go hangout with real friends instead of work friends.

    I mean...yeah. I on occasion will hit a happy hour with a couple of work friends, but for the most part I don’t want any part of a company wide event. I’ll go to the office Xmas party, but only because it’ll help me get a raise.

  • bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    Take cash, go hangout with real friends instead of work friends.

    12 years later I still get hassled about not going to the office xmas party with a bunch of drunk 50 year old women.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
  • SparvySparvy Registered User regular
    Dating is running head first into a wall and telling yourself it will hurt less the next time
    Now where is that black eyeliner and emo playlist

    Kristmas Kthulhu
  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    Sup people and haphazards

  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    the second level of tower of latria is some gross ass bloodborne shit

    maybe grosser

  • KamiroKamiro Registered User regular
    I don’t want to go back to work after this 5 day weekend

    VishNubthatassemblyguy
  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited December 2019
    nexuscrawler on
  • WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    I think I'm gonna make a competitive team in Pokémon

    I'm gonna be the very best

    Like no one ever was

  • zepherinzepherin Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    Take cash, go hangout with real friends instead of work friends.

    12 years later I still get hassled about not going to the office xmas party with a bunch of drunk 50 year old women.
    But think about all of the bad decisions you could make.

    RedTide
  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    zepherin wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    Take cash, go hangout with real friends instead of work friends.

    12 years later I still get hassled about not going to the office xmas party with a bunch of drunk 50 year old women.
    But think about all of the bad decisions you could make.

    Surely there’s a few he hasn’t made yet

    zepherin
  • EchoEcho Moderator mod
    Elendil wrote: »
    the second level of tower of latria is some gross ass bloodborne shit

    maybe grosser

    Tower of Latrina

    Echo wrote: »
    Let they who have not posted about their balls in the wrong thread cast the first stone.
    HonkKristmas Kthulhu
  • WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    I like the uptight businesslike assistant to the chairman who uses all graceful, womanly Pokémon and then her final Pokémon is gigantamax garbador.

  • Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    Take cash, go hangout with real friends instead of work friends.

    12 years later I still get hassled about not going to the office xmas party with a bunch of drunk 50 year old women.

    I've already got my excuses sorted for leaving early / not drinking
    1) cats to feed
    2) bus travel disrupted by road works
    3) still recovering from cold
    4) early train in the morning for a 5.5hr trip to parents' place

    Havelock2.0bowen
  • IlpalaIlpala Just this guy, y'know Texas booniesRegistered User regular
    edited December 2019
    SniperGuy wrote: »
    Is there actually a competitive ladder in sword/shield? Like, you can get a ranking?

    I've only gotten I think 5 of the gym badges in shield so far but perhaps I need to get to the end game a little faster because that sounds fun.

    And then, instead, I'll get stuck breeding ditto forever.

    Don't worry the end of the game flies by.
    Also don't forget to go back to the Slumbering Weald after credits.

    Ilpala on
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    Switch - SW-7373-3669-3011
    Fuck Joe Manchin
  • AtomikaAtomika The Trepidatious Adventures of Gerardo the Wizard Registered User regular
    Gotta admit, I didn’t see Peyton Manning nabbing the Madden 2020 cover.

    Mostly because he retired four seasons ago.

    He’s in his Colts jersey, too.

  • Havelock2.0Havelock2.0 Registered User regular
    Work Holiday party/EoY meeting is in Vegas

    I absolutely do not want to go to Vegas

    Why can't we have it in LA like last year? Because people complained, also HQ is in LA. Also also apparently people from LA just fucking love Vegas

    I've seen things you people wouldn't believe
  • thatassemblyguythatassemblyguy RESIST. ಠ_ಠRegistered User regular
    Full week after a very nice long weekend.

    Gonna be a looong week.

    Havelock2.0
  • SniperGuySniperGuy Also known as Dohaeris Registered User regular
    I wonder what the top tier pokemon are these days let's see...
    887.png
    Um. That's a "dragapult." It's a ghost/dragon. It appears to be a dragon with the head of a stealth bomber with tiny versions of itself loaded as missiles.
    Pokemon what the hell.

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    Sometimes, I make YouTube videos
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  • KadokenKadoken Giving Ends to my Friends and it Feels Stupendous Registered User regular
    edited December 2019
    SniperGuy wrote: »
    I wonder what the top tier pokemon are these days let's see...
    887.png
    Um. That's a "dragapult." It's a ghost/dragon. It appears to be a dragon with the head of a stealth bomber with tiny versions of itself loaded as missiles.
    Pokemon what the hell.

    That’s adorable

    Like baby alligators all over momma gator

    Kadoken on
    I am going to shoot this mystery with my pistol of deduction -Sherlock Holmes (Scott Benson)
    Mine TTRPG blog http://darkheresychainsofmalice.blogspot.com/
    shryke
  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    edited December 2019
    Sparvy wrote: »
    Dating is running head first into a wall and telling yourself it will hurt less the next time
    Now where is that black eyeliner and emo playlist

    It's worth it when you meet someone(s) you really like, though!

    Evil Multifarious on
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I fucking hate you Canadians.
  • DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    Atomika wrote: »
    Gotta admit, I didn’t see Peyton Manning nabbing the Madden 2020 cover.

    Mostly because he retired four seasons ago.

    He’s in his Colts jersey, too.

    So I guess that's one way to avoid the whole Madden Cover Curse.

    Atomikaknitdan
  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    I never thought being such a military nerd would be so useful in my professional life.

    But it is.

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  • ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    edited December 2019
    Does anybody have an app somewhat more lightweight than a full-blown citation manager that allows us to archive full-text-searchable Reader Mode webpages?

    I've been getting bit by link rot more often than usual lately

    ronya on
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  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    Elendil wrote: »
    the second level of tower of latria is some gross ass bloodborne shit

    maybe grosser
    i died three times in this level

    all three were to the same poorly telegraphed elevator shaft

  • SniperGuySniperGuy Also known as Dohaeris Registered User regular
    Hrm, so tomorrow, do I stream Halo Reach, Phoenix Point, or Twitch Sings like normal? Phoenix Point looks super cool, Halo Reach on my PC looking all shinied up is pretty tempting, but I'd wanna do that co-op I'm guessing.

    Twitch Streaming W/TH/F and more
    Dohaeris210 on PSN / SniperGuy710 on Xbone Live
    Sometimes, I make YouTube videos
  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck and yet it moves Registered User regular
    nothing like coming back from a long weekend straight into a sprint demo with nothing prepared 😓

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  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    I have a required training in Agile principles and something called "Scaled Agile Framework" how bored will I be at this training [chat]?

    Luckily its in a week. But it is also screwing up a planned fun working lunch with my team. So that sucks.

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  • WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Kadoken wrote: »
    SniperGuy wrote: »
    I wonder what the top tier pokemon are these days let's see...
    887.png
    Um. That's a "dragapult." It's a ghost/dragon. It appears to be a dragon with the head of a stealth bomber with tiny versions of itself loaded as missiles.
    Pokemon what the hell.

    That’s adorable

    Like baby alligators all over momma gator

    Those are actually it's first level evolution (Dreepy). The dex entry is that they love being fired out of the canons on its head.

    Evil MultifariousKadoken
  • ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    I have a required training in Agile principles and something called "Scaled Agile Framework" how bored will I be at this training [chat]?

    Luckily its in a week. But it is also screwing up a planned fun working lunch with my team. So that sucks.

    oh god my co. is a recent SAFe devotee

    problem: the sprints exist to be interrupted. When I look at the weekly items list on random dev teams, more than half are must-do-by-this-week raised from sales and QA; the generic "work on small corrective patches" item is permanently swamped. None of the sprint teams are isolated, and priority feedback from sales and QA directly to devs is common

    I'm convinced that SAFe is buzzword salad. it really needs to emphasize what is not SAFe rather than what it theoretically is, but that would entail hard choices

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  • YoshisummonsYoshisummons You have to let the dead vote, otherwise you'd just kill people you disagree with!Registered User regular
    Poop from a butt what a week end.

  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck and yet it moves Registered User regular
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    I have a required training in Agile principles and something called "Scaled Agile Framework" how bored will I be at this training [chat]?

    Luckily its in a week. But it is also screwing up a planned fun working lunch with my team. So that sucks.

    you will be super bored

    we do safe

    our implementation sucks, not sure if that's because the framework is bad or because business people really don't like agile

    thatassemblyguy
  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit I'm a good person yes it's trueRegistered User regular
    Man

    I want a switch and waited for sale season and the sales just... never came

    Oh well. Still can’t afford it all at full price

    fuck gendered marketing
  • AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    gimme that blue dot

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
    NEO|Phyte
  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    Its weird. The next project will be just odd.

    I am still not sure what the hell I am even doing.

    It has been described in a way that I think I am like a data architect? Maybe programming? Maybe leading a team?

    I legit am not sure what.

    No one else is sure either.

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  • thatassemblyguythatassemblyguy RESIST. ಠ_ಠRegistered User regular
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    I have a required training in Agile principles and something called "Scaled Agile Framework" how bored will I be at this training [chat]?

    Luckily its in a week. But it is also screwing up a planned fun working lunch with my team. So that sucks.

    you will be super bored

    we do safe

    our implementation sucks, not sure if that's because the framework is bad or because business people really don't like agile

    Both.

    The framework is bad because business people incompetent managers/MBAs really don't like agile.

  • SparvySparvy Registered User regular
    Sparvy wrote: »
    Dating is running head first into a wall and telling yourself it will hurt less the next time
    Now where is that black eyeliner and emo playlist

    It's worth it when you meet someone(s) you really like, though!

    I did meet someone I really like
    Turns out that is even worse

    Kristmas Kthulhu
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