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    A Kobold's KoboldA Kobold's Kobold He/Him MississippiRegistered User regular
    edited December 2019
    I practiced some of them fightin' game combos today

    I am supremely shit at them

    A Kobold's Kobold on
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    TuminTumin Registered User regular
    edited December 2019
    emnmnme wrote: »
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    Is there really no news on CNN's website today or has some algorithm determined I am a dumb brain haver straight out of Idiocracy who is only interested in stories about OW! MY BALLS!?

    Some might say that taking an interest in important and bad but inactionable news is pretty dumb brain

    Tumin on
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    jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    emnmnme wrote: »
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    Is there really no news on CNN's website today or has some algorithm determined I am a dumb brain haver straight out of Idiocracy who is only interested in stories about OW! MY BALLS!?

    *looks closer*
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    This

    This is important to my interests

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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    emnmnme wrote: »
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    Is there really no news on CNN's website today or has some algorithm determined I am a dumb brain haver straight out of Idiocracy who is only interested in stories about OW! MY BALLS!?

    *looks closer*
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    This

    This is important to my interests

    "Kamala Harris is dropping out of the heh heh, that shark is going to hit that surfing boy in the balls!"

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    wanderingwandering Russia state-affiliated media Registered User regular
    I practiced some of them fightin' game combos today

    I am supremely shit at them
    No it is the fighting game combos that are wrong

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    P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    I practiced some of them fightin' game combos today

    I am supremely shit at them
    smash or more salacious games

    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
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    A Kobold's KoboldA Kobold's Kobold He/Him MississippiRegistered User regular
    P10 wrote: »
    I practiced some of them fightin' game combos today

    I am supremely shit at them
    smash or more salacious games

    Dragon Ball Fighterz and Under Night In-Birth Exe:Late[st]

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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    edited December 2019
    wandering wrote: »
    I practiced some of them fightin' game combos today

    I am supremely shit at them
    No it is the fighting game combos that are wrong

    If we're talking about Primal Rage and its 'hold down two buttons and twiddle the stick and then release' system, then yes.
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    Heh heh, that ape is going to fart on that lizard. And then hit him in the balls.

    emnmnme on
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    SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    I have now read Kingdom Come

    that was quite good!

    I'm sure this is a shocking surprise to many.

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    VishNubVishNub Registered User regular
    VishNub wrote: »
    So they're doing construction on my wing of the building starting soon, which will probably involve me moving out of my lab room, or at least my part of my lab room, while they work. I keep emailing the people in charge to find out what they're doing and when so that I can work around it, but they're just blowing me off, which is quite annoying. I've sent two nice emails so far, but they're going to start getting nasty.

    I have now annoyed enough people sufficiently that they finally got back to me.

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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Jar Jar running the Crystal Maze?

    I'm okay with this.

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    TraceTrace GNU Terry Pratchett; GNU Gus; GNU Carrie Fisher; GNU Adam We Registered User regular
    Rewatching the first Harley Quinn with some chemical assistance and yes it still holds up.

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    Winky wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    I think I'm actually going to update my tinder profile to "Looking for a woman as beautiful and terrible as the morn, who I can love and despair. Willing to diminish and go into the West with you."

    Youre gonna get weirdos

    Exactly what kind of women do you think I'm looking for here, Sammich

    Ones with deviant art accounts full of photos of themselves in various elf costumes?
    i could work with this

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    cB557cB557 voOOP Registered User regular
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    I didn't think I'd lean this way when I read the title but peanut butter penis is in the right here, I think.

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    yeah that just sounds like cosmic justice to me

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    Peanut Butter Dilemma sounds like the worst Mr Bungle album ever

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    BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    Truly, who amongst us could honestly say that they have not dipped a penis in a jar of peanut butter

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Peanut Butter Dilemma sounds like a great manga

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    BrodyBrody The Watch The First ShoreRegistered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »
    Doodmann wrote: »
    Man, no one thought Frodo was actually coming back. That was a one way trip and Gandalf, if not everyone else, knew it.

    And yet he comes back missing a finger he put the ring on... YEAH WE KNOW YOU TRIED TO FUCK US FRODO!

    I bet Sam even told Gandalf "Yeah Gollum bit his finger off after the bastard tried to fuck us."

    Man, I thought maybe you were joking about the Frodo hate...

    "I will write your name in the ruin of them. I will paint you across history in the color of their blood."

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    SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    Don't eat other people's food!

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    RedTideRedTide Registered User regular
    cB557 wrote: »
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    I didn't think I'd lean this way when I read the title but peanut butter penis is in the right here, I think.

    If it was he intent to cause the situation then I think it flips things, but I think he's blameless as is.

    RedTide#1907 on Battle.net
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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    yeah sorry you borrow another man's condiment you might get some pubes.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
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    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    peanut butter just seems like a weird place to store your penis

    i guess it would be moisturizing maybe

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    CoinageCoinage Heaviside LayerRegistered User regular
    Dip your penis in mayo

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    Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    if just pushing buttons isn't art then what do we call my shitposting

    Please consider the environment before printing this post.
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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    wow yeah I did not expect any nuance from this peanutbutter issue but here we are.

    honestly though, if you eat somebody else's opened food you accept any and all reasonable adulteration implicitly as part of the clear violation of social conduct.

    If it were literally poisoned maybe that's irresponsible but dick stuck in?! Fair game.

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    BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    peanut butter just seems like a weird place to store your penis

    i guess it would be moisturizing maybe

    C R U N C H Y
    E X F O L I A T I O N

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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular


    oooh shit is gonna get ethically dubious up in this b

    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
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    VishNubVishNub Registered User regular
    Ok but was it chunky or creamy peanut butter AND was it natural or homogenized AND was it room temperature or fridge at the time of insertion

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    VishNubVishNub Registered User regular
    inquiring minds must know

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    honestly i wish i had thought of making my roommates constantly afraid i had stuck my dick in my food

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    VishNubVishNub Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    honestly i wish i had thought of making my roommates constantly afraid i had stuck my dick in my food

    All you had to do was tell them about something you were doing anyways!

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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    if you open my oreos and eat one hoping that's ok, then tell me, you were right it is ok, but you don't get to complain that I accidentally sneezed into the package with strep throat. I was not given a chance to warn you. Your right to object is forfeit.

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    KrathoonKrathoon Registered User regular
    This came out last Halloween. They actually did a good job. A more direct sequel to the 7th Guest.
    https://youtu.be/A13Pa2OTvZM

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    DoodmannDoodmann Registered User regular


    oooh shit is gonna get ethically dubious up in this b

    Ughhhhh alll my shit is backed up and tied into the google system.

    I know they weren't good today, but it's definitely going to get worse.

    Whippy wrote: »
    nope nope nope nope abort abort talk about anime
    I like to ART
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    Styrofoam SammichStyrofoam Sammich WANT. normal (not weird)Registered User regular
    VishNub wrote: »
    Ok but was it chunky or creamy peanut butter AND was it natural or homogenized AND was it room temperature or fridge at the time of insertion

    Started chunky, became creamy

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    if just pushing buttons isn't art then what do we call my shitposting

    You actually did it to your avatar

    you monster

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