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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Eating other people's condiments isn't on the same level as other food theft. It's often part of an implicit or explicit agreement that condiments are shared when necessary, as long as the agreement isn't abused.

    It doesn't sound like that agreement is the case here, though, so he got the dick butter he deserved

    Hard disagree, if you didn't buy it using someone elses anything without permission is wrong.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

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  • WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Look, let me paint a vivid picture for you of how I would erotically transfer peanut butter to my penis

    First,

  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong I resent your generic comment and will report it Registered User regular
    Winky wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    This post isn’t about moral judgment, but logistics. To wit: if I wanted to apply peanut butter to myself, I am fairly sure I would not dip my penis directly into the jar. I would get some peanut butter out of the jar and then place it as needed, probably with my fingers. Dick doesn’t seem like an especially good utensil for the initial point of acquisition.

    I imagine that the dipping was part of the performative aspect.

    Using a utensil to transfer just doesn't have the same effect.

    The theater of the dip into a fresh jar is incredible.

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  • WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Coinage wrote: »
    You know it's a good thing this thread is here to contain us from the outside world

    I'm pretty sure we're an SCP at this point

  • VishNubVishNub Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    This post isn’t about moral judgment, but logistics. To wit: if I wanted to apply peanut butter to myself, I am fairly sure I would not dip my penis directly into the jar. I would get some peanut butter out of the jar and then place it as needed, probably with my fingers. Dick doesn’t seem like an especially good utensil for the initial point of acquisition.

    someone doesn't have a spoondick

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  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    Kamiro wrote: »
    Eating other people's condiments isn't on the same level as other food theft. It's often part of an implicit or explicit agreement that condiments are shared when necessary, as long as the agreement isn't abused.

    It doesn't sound like that agreement is the case here, though, so he got the dick butter he deserved

    I would argue that peanut butter is not a condiment

    but it is a sandwich

    Kamiro
  • KrathoonKrathoon Registered User regular
    I remember being amazed by Sonic Adventure.

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  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong I resent your generic comment and will report it Registered User regular
    I remember people being amazed by sonic adventure and not getting it at all.

    Can't we play power stone or crazy taxi? This shit is boring af.

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  • WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Krathoon wrote: »
    I remember being amazed by Sonic Adventure.

    It absolutely blew my mind as a child

    But the Dreamcast was also fatally ahead of its time

  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    Krathoon wrote: »
    I remember being amazed by Sonic Adventure.

    THE WHALE BROKE THE PIER INTO PIECES!!!

    They then did that sequence how many times in future games?

    Winky
  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong I resent your generic comment and will report it Registered User regular
    sonic adventure was an anime music video that wished it could be a real boy

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  • TraceTrace GNU Terry Pratchett; GNU Gus; GNU Carrie Fisher; GNU Adam We Registered User regular
    I would need volunteers to do the peanut butter smearing thing.

  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    I remember people being amazed by sonic adventure and not getting it at all.

    Can't we play power stone or crazy taxi? This shit is boring af.

    Sonic in 3D while still being fast was amazing.

    Too bad it controlled like garbage and most of the levels were slow as heck.

  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited December 3
    i played a lot of sonic adventure 2 and that game is T R A S H

    Elendil on
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  • WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    I actually think 3D sonics would've been a lot better if they developed more in line with the pace of Sonic Adventure

    It actually tried to be like a classic platformer at parts

  • VishNubVishNub Registered User regular
    I just thought of something

    A PB BJ is actually a PBJ

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  • WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Elendil wrote: »
    i played a lot of sonic adventure 2 and that game is T R A S H

    I'm a lot more embarrassed about loving Sonic Adventure 2 than I am Sonic Adventure

    But also I will loop the Sonic Adventure 2 soundtrack because it is just perfect cheese in every respect

  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    Maybe I buy especially dense peanut butter but I cannot imagine forcing my penis into it without some effort and with no inconsiderable amount of discomfort

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  • VishNubVishNub Registered User regular
    japan wrote: »
    Maybe I buy especially dense peanut butter but I cannot imagine forcing my penis into it without some effort and with no inconsiderable amount of discomfort

    gotta microwave it a little first

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  • WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    japan wrote: »
    Maybe I buy especially dense peanut butter but I cannot imagine forcing my penis into it without some effort and with no inconsiderable amount of discomfort

    An arousing display of virility for sure

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  • VishNubVishNub Registered User regular
    Winky wrote: »
    japan wrote: »
    Maybe I buy especially dense peanut butter but I cannot imagine forcing my penis into it without some effort and with no inconsiderable amount of discomfort

    An arousing display of virility for sure

    Like the sword in the stone, but in reverse

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  • Carson VendettaCarson Vendetta Registered User regular
    I think that the pb thief's sympathizers are also stealing food in the house. To them I say 'free barabas' they also deserve crucifixion!

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  • VishNubVishNub Registered User regular
    Let he who can dick the peanut butter be king

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  • jungleroomxjungleroomx El Hopaness Rom Tic Registered User regular
    Man what a shitty day you're never gonna believe what my roommate did to the peanut butter

    Make. Time.
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  • IlpalaIlpala Just this guy, y'know Texas booniesRegistered User regular
    Both Sonic Adventures aged poorly, 2 was better than 1 especially if you compare the non-Sonic gameplay loops in each game.

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  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    I played a lot of Sonic Adventure 2 because I needed rings and animals for my chao.

    My precious, precious, chao.

    Tumin
  • WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Man what a shitty day you're never gonna believe what my roommate did to the peanut butter

    My disgusting roommate used a spoon in the peanut butter jar

    God, just stick your dick in it like a normal person!

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Dick in the peanutbutter is the new they fucked on a boat.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

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  • A Kobold's KoboldA Kobold's Kobold He/Him MississippiRegistered User regular
    Coinage wrote: »
    You know it's a good thing this thread is here to contain us from the outside world

    But we will certainly be unleashed when the Holiday Forum comes…

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  • ChanusChanus Ribbit! Registered User regular
    i mean the story is a little too perfect isn't it

    they have an agreement that as yet has never been violated

    they have a mouse problem so of course the peanut butter has to go back in the pantry

    the author has a "girlfriend"

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  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular
    edited December 3
    You either drag your soft penis through the peanut butter, probably barely breaking the surface tension and acquiring a faint oily sheen if that. OR you wait until erect in which case you’re going head-first and probably getting some peanut butter in your meatus which I guess is maybe desirable to some

    Organichu on
  • KruiteKruite Registered User regular
    oh dogs, why did I stop to read chat

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  • TuminTumin Registered User regular
    edited December 3
    Would you rather eat peanut butter double dipped by a disgusting finger or peanut butter touched once by a freshly cleaned dong

    Sign me up for dong every time

    Tumin on
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  • P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    I remember people being amazed by sonic adventure and not getting it at all.

    Can't we play power stone or crazy taxi? This shit is boring af.
    this is all sonic games but i remember liking sonic adventure at the time
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  • WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    You either drag your soft penis through the peanut butter, probably barely breaking the surface tension and acquiring a faint oily sheen if that. OR you wait until erect in which case you’re going head-first and probably getting some peanut butter in your meatus which I guess is maybe desirable to some

    I'm gonna say he was definitely hard when the dick went into the peanut butter jar

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  • wanderingwandering Registered User regular
    Me: I’m going to be relatively good and only order a nine inch pizza for myself

    Pizza place: it’s buy one pizza get one free today

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  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular
    I got ready for work a little early so I wouldn’t be late. Now I am sitting patiently. Disgusting.

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  • Styrofoam SammichStyrofoam Sammich WANT. 5386-8443-8937Registered User regular
    Winky wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    You either drag your soft penis through the peanut butter, probably barely breaking the surface tension and acquiring a faint oily sheen if that. OR you wait until erect in which case you’re going head-first and probably getting some peanut butter in your meatus which I guess is maybe desirable to some

    I'm gonna say he was definitely hard when the dick went into the peanut butter jar

    Dont think he just forced everything soft through the top of the jar? Just jammed it in there?

  • ChanusChanus Ribbit! Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    I got ready for work a little early so I wouldn’t be late. Now I am sitting patiently. Disgusting.

    there is nothing worse than being ready to leave like eight minutes early

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  • AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    I thought Page and Brin were both extremely checked out of the company already? Like with all the in-company protests one of the things I saw was people complaining at all-hands meetings that there was never any word from their founders.

    Like I doubt much of anything is changing.

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    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
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