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Wii: Godzilla Unleashed, also, screeeeonk

Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-FedRegistered User regular
edited May 2007 in Games and Technology
So, there was this countdown thing? Over on Atari? Yeah, anyway, the new Godzilla beat-em-up coming out for the Wii is going to have 23 playable monsters.

Oh, and Godzilla is suddenly female. Not sure how that happened but whatever.

You can see some little animated cards for 4 monsters (Godzilla 2000, Gigan, Megalon and Kiryu) over on www.atari.com/godzilla. Click on the cards twice to read little blurbs on the critters. Most likely more cards will be added over time.

Personally, Godzilla makes me all moist. Gigan and Megalon are retards. Kiryu is just Mechagodzilla and I'll take Transformers or Evangelion for my giant robot porn, thanks. Otherwise the Godzilla fighting games have always been ridiculous amounts of fun for me but I fear what the Wii controls might be. I'm hoping they don't try to do anything goofy just for the sake of using all the controllers functionality.

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  • WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
    edited May 2007
    The Matthew Broderick Godzilla was a lady.

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  • imbalancedimbalanced Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Godzilla would have to be female, but at least Tokyo is only in danger three to seven days out of a month.

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  • Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    The Matthew Broderick Godzilla was a lady.

    Yeah, but this isn't that lizard. It's GODZILLA. Toho brand.

    Magic Pink on
  • Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    imbalanced wrote: »
    Godzilla would have to be female, but at least Tokyo is only in danger three to seven days out of a month.

    :rotate:

    Or less. G's periods seem to come about every 3 or 4 years. Must be diet.

    Magic Pink on
  • imbalancedimbalanced Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    imbalanced wrote: »
    Godzilla would have to be female, but at least Tokyo is only in danger three to seven days out of a month.

    :rotate:

    Or less. G's periods seem to come about every 3 or 4 years. Must be diet.

    I need to talk to Godzilla about her diet then, I know a certain little lady back home that could use it.

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  • BTPBTP Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Godzilla is suddenly female.

    Godzilla makes me all moist.

    O_o

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  • Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    imbalanced wrote: »
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    imbalanced wrote: »
    Godzilla would have to be female, but at least Tokyo is only in danger three to seven days out of a month.

    :rotate:

    Or less. G's periods seem to come about every 3 or 4 years. Must be diet.

    I need to talk to Godzilla about her diet then, I know a certain little lady back home that could use it.


    Hmmm, fewer periods versus eating radiation and people.

    It is a quandry.

    So, any wishes for additional monsters? Mothra's probably a shoe in as is Ghidorah. I'm really hoping for Battra, Hedorah and Destroyah myself.

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  • imbalancedimbalanced Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    BTP wrote: »
    Godzilla is suddenly female.

    Godzilla makes me all moist.

    O_o

    Just don't let Tecmo get their hands on this game. Godzilla will be sporting quadruple-D's, flowing blonde hair, and playing volleyball with Epcot Space Center.

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  • Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    imbalanced wrote: »
    BTP wrote: »
    Godzilla is suddenly female.

    Godzilla makes me all moist.

    O_o

    Just don't let Tecmo get their hands on this game. Godzilla will be sporting quadruple-D's, flowing blonde hair, and playing volleyball with Epcot Space Center.

    Wait, is that bad?

    could we change outfits?

    Magic Pink on
  • imbalancedimbalanced Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    imbalanced wrote: »
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    imbalanced wrote: »
    Godzilla would have to be female, but at least Tokyo is only in danger three to seven days out of a month.

    :rotate:

    Or less. G's periods seem to come about every 3 or 4 years. Must be diet.

    I need to talk to Godzilla about her diet then, I know a certain little lady back home that could use it.


    Hmmm, fewer periods versus eating radiation and people.

    It is a quandry.

    So, any wishes for additional monsters? Mothra's probably a shoe in as is Ghidorah. I'm really hoping for Battra, Hedorah and Destroyah myself.

    Don't forget Mechazilla! Also, they should have all the characters from Destroy All Monsters in this game, as well as a few from Rampage.

    EDIT: I said Destroy All Monsters, but I meant King Of Monsters.... Yeah that one.

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  • BTPBTP Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    imbalanced wrote: »
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    imbalanced wrote: »
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    imbalanced wrote: »
    Godzilla would have to be female, but at least Tokyo is only in danger three to seven days out of a month.

    :rotate:

    Or less. G's periods seem to come about every 3 or 4 years. Must be diet.

    I need to talk to Godzilla about her diet then, I know a certain little lady back home that could use it.


    Hmmm, fewer periods versus eating radiation and people.

    It is a quandry.

    So, any wishes for additional monsters? Mothra's probably a shoe in as is Ghidorah. I'm really hoping for Battra, Hedorah and Destroyah myself.

    Don't forget Mechazilla! Also, they should have all the characters from Destroy All Monsters in this game, as well as a few from Rampage.

    EDIT: I said Destroy All Monsters, but I meant King Of Monsters.... Yeah that one.

    And don't forget Dragonzord!

    Dragon_zord.JPG

    Oh heck, let's just ask for a Super Smash Dragons game to coincide with Super Smash Brothers.

    BTP on
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    My Friend Codes!

    More Friend Codes!
    Mario Kart Wii: 3136-6982-0286 Tetris Party: 2364 1569 4310
    Guitar Hero: Metallica: 1032 7229 7191
    TATSUNOKO VS CAPCOM: 1935-2070-9123

    Nintendo DS:
    Worms: Open Warfare 2: 1418-7870-1606 Space Bust-a-Move: 017398 403043
    Scribblenauts: 1290-7509-5558
  • imbalancedimbalanced Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    BTP wrote: »
    imbalanced wrote: »
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    imbalanced wrote: »
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    imbalanced wrote: »
    Godzilla would have to be female, but at least Tokyo is only in danger three to seven days out of a month.

    :rotate:

    Or less. G's periods seem to come about every 3 or 4 years. Must be diet.

    I need to talk to Godzilla about her diet then, I know a certain little lady back home that could use it.


    Hmmm, fewer periods versus eating radiation and people.

    It is a quandry.

    So, any wishes for additional monsters? Mothra's probably a shoe in as is Ghidorah. I'm really hoping for Battra, Hedorah and Destroyah myself.

    Don't forget Mechazilla! Also, they should have all the characters from Destroy All Monsters in this game, as well as a few from Rampage.

    EDIT: I said Destroy All Monsters, but I meant King Of Monsters.... Yeah that one.

    And don't forget Dragonzord!

    Dragon_zord.JPG

    Oh heck, let's just ask for a Super Smash Dragons game to coincide with Super Smash Brothers.

    Well if that's happening, we need to have Yoshi or Bowser in the game, after they eat a super shroom of course. Yoshi eating cars and then spitting them out, now that would be awesome.

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  • taliosfalcontaliosfalcon Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    The Matthew Broderick Godzilla was a lady.

    Yeah, but this isn't that lizard. It's GODZILLA. Toho brand.

    i thought it was a hermaphrodite?

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  • Jam WarriorJam Warrior Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    The Matthew Broderick Godzilla was a lady.

    Yeah, but this isn't that lizard. It's GODZILLA. Toho brand.

    The '2000' bit of the name is surely reffering to the (I admit 1998) film. Classic Godzilla will be a seperate fighter.
    And will kick Godzilla 2000's ass. I mean come, it's a girl!

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  • Capt HowdyCapt Howdy Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Godzilla is asexual.

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  • imbalancedimbalanced Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Capt Howdy wrote: »
    Godzilla is asexual.

    That means Godzilla goes both ways! Waaaaiiiiiii.......

    imbalanced on
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  • The_SpaniardThe_Spaniard It's never lupines Irvine, CaliforniaRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    imbalanced wrote: »
    BTP wrote: »
    Godzilla is suddenly female.

    Godzilla makes me all moist.

    O_o

    Just don't let Tecmo get their hands on this game. Godzilla will be sporting quadruple-D's, flowing blonde hair, and playing volleyball with Epcot Space Center.

    Wait, is that bad?

    could we change outfits?
    gina-wwgd-rgb-reduced.jpg
    Uhhh...

    The_Spaniard on
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  • imbalancedimbalanced Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    imbalanced wrote: »
    BTP wrote: »
    Godzilla is suddenly female.

    Godzilla makes me all moist.

    O_o

    Just don't let Tecmo get their hands on this game. Godzilla will be sporting quadruple-D's, flowing blonde hair, and playing volleyball with Epcot Space Center.

    Wait, is that bad?

    could we change outfits?
    gina-wwgd-rgb-reduced.jpg
    Uhhh...

    Okay that one is just scary... GOT ANY WITH KING KONG???

    imbalanced on
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  • FunkyWaltDoggFunkyWaltDogg Columbia, SCRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    imbalanced wrote: »
    Capt Howdy wrote: »
    Godzilla is asexual.

    That means Godzilla goes both ways! Waaaaiiiiiii.......

    Doesn't it mean Godzilla doesn't go either way?

    Also, is it a furry if it doesn't have any fur?

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  • imbalancedimbalanced Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    imbalanced wrote: »
    Capt Howdy wrote: »
    Godzilla is asexual.

    That means Godzilla goes both ways! Waaaaiiiiiii.......

    Doesn't it mean Godzilla doesn't go either way?

    Also, is it a furry if it doesn't have any fur?

    Godzilla is a tease.

    imbalanced on
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  • The_SpaniardThe_Spaniard It's never lupines Irvine, CaliforniaRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    imbalanced wrote: »
    Capt Howdy wrote: »
    Godzilla is asexual.

    That means Godzilla goes both ways! Waaaaiiiiiii.......

    Doesn't it mean Godzilla doesn't go either way?

    Also, is it a furry if it doesn't have any fur?
    Furry is a general blanket term, though if you want to be anal about it Zilla is a scaley.

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  • capable heartcapable heart Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    imbalanced wrote: »
    Capt Howdy wrote: »
    Godzilla is asexual.

    That means Godzilla goes both ways! Waaaaiiiiiii.......

    Doesn't it mean Godzilla doesn't go either way?

    Also, is it a furry if it doesn't have any fur?
    Furry is a general blanket term, though if you want to be anal about it Zilla is a scaley.

    What about bees? A buzzy?

    capable heart on
  • The_SpaniardThe_Spaniard It's never lupines Irvine, CaliforniaRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    imbalanced wrote: »
    Capt Howdy wrote: »
    Godzilla is asexual.

    That means Godzilla goes both ways! Waaaaiiiiiii.......

    Doesn't it mean Godzilla doesn't go either way?

    Also, is it a furry if it doesn't have any fur?
    Furry is a general blanket term, though if you want to be anal about it Zilla is a scaley.

    What about bees? A buzzy?
    Uhh wait what? Dude that doesn't even make any.. *sighs* you fucking furries drive me crazy...

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  • JayKaosJayKaos Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    The Matthew Broderick Godzilla was a lady.

    Yeah, but this isn't that lizard. It's GODZILLA. Toho brand.

    The '2000' bit of the name is surely reffering to the (I admit 1998) film. Classic Godzilla will be a seperate fighter.
    And will kick Godzilla 2000's ass. I mean come, it's a girl!

    Godzilla 2000 actually refers to the Godzilla from the movie Godzilla 2000.

    Shocking, I know.

    The last game also featured Godzilla 90's, and Mechagodzilla 90's, but I'm really hoping for Godzilla/Mechagodzilla from the 60's/70's. Good times.


    Also I dunno why the hell they're calling godzilla a she, but meh, it's just semantics. He's Godzilla.

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  • FarseerBaradasFarseerBaradas Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Oh man, who dissed Gigan?

    Gigan kicks ass, I'll beat you up as Gigan.

    And god I wish I had a wii.

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  • KarnKarn Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Gigan fucked Godzilla's shit up quite a bit the first time they fought. So much blood. :(

    Karn on
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  • FarseerBaradasFarseerBaradas Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Karn wrote: »
    Gigan fucked Godzilla's shit up quite a bit the first time they fought. So much blood. :(

    Yeah, I remember that freaking me out when I first watched that one, since I watched it when I was 5 or 6.

    Biggest D: ever.

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  • MinionOfCthulhuMinionOfCthulhu Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    imbalanced wrote: »
    Capt Howdy wrote: »
    Godzilla is asexual.

    That means Godzilla goes both ways! Waaaaiiiiiii.......

    Doesn't it mean Godzilla doesn't go either way?

    Also, is it a furry if it doesn't have any fur?
    Furry is a general blanket term, though if you want to be anal about it Zilla is a scaley.

    What about bees? A buzzy?
    Uhh wait what? Dude that doesn't even make any.. *sighs* you fucking furries drive me crazy...

    Uh, I thought you were...you know, one of them.

    MinionOfCthulhu on
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  • capable heartcapable heart Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    imbalanced wrote: »
    Capt Howdy wrote: »
    Godzilla is asexual.

    That means Godzilla goes both ways! Waaaaiiiiiii.......

    Doesn't it mean Godzilla doesn't go either way?

    Also, is it a furry if it doesn't have any fur?
    Furry is a general blanket term, though if you want to be anal about it Zilla is a scaley.

    What about bees? A buzzy?
    Uhh wait what? Dude that doesn't even make any.. *sighs* you fucking furries drive me crazy...

    I like your sarcasm.

    capable heart on
  • Kevin CristKevin Crist I make the devil hit his knees and say the 'our father'Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    BTP wrote: »
    Godzilla is suddenly female.

    Godzilla makes me all moist.

    O_o

    OP would be interested in Warren Ellis' Upcoming Novel Crooked Little Vein.
    It contains both macroherpetophilia (Being aroused by giant reptiles) and Godzilla bukkake

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  • capable heartcapable heart Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    BTP wrote: »
    Godzilla is suddenly female.

    Godzilla makes me all moist.

    O_o

    OP would be interested in Warren Ellis' Upcoming Novel Crooked Little Vein.
    It contains both macroherpetophilia (Being aroused by giant reptiles) and Godzilla bukkake

    To be fair, Ellis mentions fucking giant reptiles a lot.

    The Bad World series, for example.

    capable heart on
  • agoajagoaj Top Tier One FearRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    BTP wrote: »
    Godzilla is suddenly female.

    Godzilla makes me all moist.

    O_o

    OP would be interested in Warren Ellis' Upcoming Novel Crooked Little Vein.
    It contains both macroherpetophilia (Being aroused by giant reptiles) and Godzilla bukkake

    It's snowing!
    :D
    Wait... that's not snow!
    D:

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  • The_SpaniardThe_Spaniard It's never lupines Irvine, CaliforniaRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    imbalanced wrote: »
    Capt Howdy wrote: »
    Godzilla is asexual.

    That means Godzilla goes both ways! Waaaaiiiiiii.......

    Doesn't it mean Godzilla doesn't go either way?

    Also, is it a furry if it doesn't have any fur?
    Furry is a general blanket term, though if you want to be anal about it Zilla is a scaley.

    What about bees? A buzzy?
    Uhh wait what? Dude that doesn't even make any.. *sighs* you fucking furries drive me crazy...

    I like your sarcasm.
    <3

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  • Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    HAY REMEMBER THAT GODZILLA GAME

    My god I forgot Biollante.

    Please. More Biollante. I luvs it/her/them/him.

    Magic Pink on
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