HOW MANY SNAKES WOULD IT TAKE TO DEFEAT YOU, [CHAT]?

FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARDalong with you if I get drunk well I know I'm gonna be gonna be the man whoRegistered User regular


presume a spherical frictionless snake

every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.

HOW MANY SNAKES WOULD IT TAKE TO DEFEAT YOU, [CHAT]? 103 votes

Eleven, unless they're snakes.
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silence1186DemonStaceyTuminoat 4 votes
5ive!
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spool32 1 vote
Sixty-ten
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nexuscrawlerRear Admiral ChocoArch 3 votes
Orange!
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FeralAegiscB557 3 votes
Yeah, that's right.
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I am the snakes.
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  • ChanusChanus Ribbit! Registered User regular
    Yeah, that's right.
    extra points for the orange option not being Orange!

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  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    *Boops the noodle snootle*

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  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    edited January 5
    I just saw a Youtube video named ""Hey There Delilah" but it's played in an empty Toys R Us at 2:37 pm with moderate traffic outside"

    This entire playlist is both funny but also weirdly poignant:

    I know we've condemned them to a hellworld, but zoomers are good

    Eddy on
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  • emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    I am the snakes.
    Fact: One snake can defeat 50 trained commandos.

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  • BurnageBurnage irregular Registered User regular
    I am the snakes.
    I

    AM

    THE

    SNAKES

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  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD along with you if I get drunk well I know I'm gonna be gonna be the man whoRegistered User regular
    Orange!
    *Boops the noodle snootle*

    'boop the noodle snoot' is what a rooster says in the morning

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    Yeah man, I tell ya what, man, that dang ol' internet, man, you just go in on there and point and click, talk about w-w-dot-w-com, mean you got the naked chicks on there, man, just go click, click, click, click, click, it's real easy, man.
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  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD along with you if I get drunk well I know I'm gonna be gonna be the man whoRegistered User regular
    Orange!
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Fact: One snake can defeat 50 trained commandos.

    snp9fow6mel9.jpg

    A box?

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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  • JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    Badger badger badger badger...

    And I won, so you lose,
    Guess it always comes down to.
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  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD along with you if I get drunk well I know I'm gonna be gonna be the man whoRegistered User regular
    Orange!
    JebusUD wrote: »
    Badger badger badger badger...

    Mushroom mushroom?

    https://birthmoviesdeath.com/2020/01/03/a-conversation-with-the-guy-who-took-mushrooms-and-saw-cats
    As the mushrooms intensified, I started to become deeply offended by the film's existence. I was trying to live-tweet but was having a really hard time covertly typing on my phone, because the phone keyboard was 3D and moving too much. Ian McKellen had shown up and his cat face angered me.

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
    JebusUDChanus
  • ChanusChanus Ribbit! Registered User regular
    Yeah, that's right.
    Eddy wrote: »
    I just saw a Youtube video named ""Hey There Delilah" but it's played in an empty Toys R Us at 2:37 pm with moderate traffic outside"

    This entire playlist is both funny but also weirdly poignant:

    I know we've condemned them to a hellworld, but zoomers are good



    i am unable to go on

    **Winner Softest and Most Comfy Hugs Award Summer 2018**

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  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    I have tons of games to play and nothing helps alleviate my boredom

    I hate this shit

    Yeah man, I tell ya what, man, that dang ol' internet, man, you just go in on there and point and click, talk about w-w-dot-w-com, mean you got the naked chicks on there, man, just go click, click, click, click, click, it's real easy, man.
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  • HerrCronHerrCron It that wickedly supports taxation Registered User regular
    Snake. Snake? SNAAAAAKKKEEEEE!!!!!!!


    Ah, Snake.....

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  • ChanusChanus Ribbit! Registered User regular
    Yeah, that's right.
    HerrCron wrote: »
    Snake. Snake? SNAAAAAKKKEEEEE!!!!!!!


    Oh, hi Mark...

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  • emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    I am the snakes.
    So. I liked Subnautica.

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    Am I a hypocrite for liking this game but utterly dismissing Death Stranding when they are both walking simulators that are a pain in the ass to traverse?

  • jungleroomxjungleroomx El Hopaness Rom Tic Registered User regular
    I am the snakes.
    y4phndlwt5ar.jpg

    Make. Time.
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  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »



    i am unable to go on

    Wow I am genuinely nostalgic for some reason

    Did I even have a teenagehood if this exact situation didn't happen when I was 16 and driving around aimlessly down Georgetown Pike and listening to this song with the windows down, smoking cigarettes to be cool with my partner in crime, murmuring about the future,

    “Even as a gengar she was lovely.” ― Ovid, Metamorphoses
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  • TuminTumin Registered User regular
    Eleven, unless they're snakes.
    (In Snek accent): That's not a snake, that's my wife!

  • JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    JebusUD wrote: »
    Badger badger badger badger...

    Mushroom mushroom?

    https://birthmoviesdeath.com/2020/01/03/a-conversation-with-the-guy-who-took-mushrooms-and-saw-cats
    As the mushrooms intensified, I started to become deeply offended by the film's existence. I was trying to live-tweet but was having a really hard time covertly typing on my phone, because the phone keyboard was 3D and moving too much. Ian McKellen had shown up and his cat face angered me.

    Snaaaaaakkkee! It's a snaaaakkeee!

    And I won, so you lose,
    Guess it always comes down to.
    Kristmas Kthulhu
  • ChanusChanus Ribbit! Registered User regular
    Yeah, that's right.
    Tumin wrote: »
    Snek voice my wife!

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  • ChanusChanus Ribbit! Registered User regular
    Yeah, that's right.
    i am on fire

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  • BurnageBurnage irregular Registered User regular
    I am the snakes.
    y4phndlwt5ar.jpg

    I would like to snek to your manager

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  • ChanusChanus Ribbit! Registered User regular
    Yeah, that's right.
    Eddy wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »



    i am unable to go on

    Wow I am genuinely nostalgic for some reason

    Did I even have a teenagehood if this exact situation didn't happen when I was 16 and driving around aimlessly down Georgetown Pike and listening to this song with the windows down, smoking cigarettes to be cool with my partner in crime, murmuring about the future,

    whenever i hear belle and sebastian's "is it wicked not to care?" i have an extremely vivid memory of riding with the top down on a fall day at 4:00pm when the sun is starting to set and strobing through the trees but it's still warm enough out that it's comfortable

    only i've never owned a convertible

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  • Nova_CNova_C I have the need The need for speedRegistered User regular
    Okay, this made me laugh at work.

    A steep hill to climb.

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  • AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
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    Tunnel Snakes Rule

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
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  • SanderJKSanderJK Crocodylus Pontifex Sinterklasicus Madrid, 3000 ADRegistered User regular
    edited January 5
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    When I see Aquarius I think of:



    This probably only applies to people from Ger/NL/Bel born roughly between 1975 and 1984

    Edited for more p's

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  • Kid PresentableKid Presentable Registered User regular
    edited January 5
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    it's nice to have little snake emojis on top of all my posts, guarding my good and pure content from all the haters and freaks

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  • Styrofoam SammichStyrofoam Sammich WANT. 5386-8443-8937Registered User regular
    I defeat several snacks every day, its not hard.

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  • QanamilQanamil irregular Registered User regular
    edited January 5
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    Stop with these 'missed calls' where there's no actual call and it just goes straight to being missed.

    Like, do you expect me to call you back scammer?

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  • RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy Or just "Ron" Registered User regular
    if you're a hater and a freak do they cancel each other out?

  • SurfpossumSurfpossum A nonentity trying to preserve the anonymity he so richly deserves.Registered User regular
    @Feral I downloaded Solitairica.


    This was... not a good idea.

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    is this how nations are born
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  • Styrofoam SammichStyrofoam Sammich WANT. 5386-8443-8937Registered User regular
    if you're a hater and a freak do they cancel each other out?

    Hold on let me get my calculator and green visor

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  • VishNubVishNub Registered User regular
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    The lack of Montana appreciation is disappointing

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  • SniperGuySniperGuy Also known as Dohaeris Registered User regular
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    A snake?!

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    Sometimes, I make YouTube videos
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  • VishNubVishNub Registered User regular
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    Burnage wrote: »
    y4phndlwt5ar.jpg

    I would like to snek to your manager

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    Steam = VishnuOwnz
    Dota2 = Glitchmo
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  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    My phone shrinks the snake emoji so they look like a line of green rubber duckys

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  • ChanusChanus Ribbit! Registered User regular
    Yeah, that's right.
    japan wrote: »
    My phone shrinks the snake emoji so they look like a line of green rubber duckys

    just as good honestly

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  • ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    Sixty-ten
    Surfpossum wrote: »
    Feral I downloaded Solitairica.


    This was... not a good idea.

    Omg me too

    Surfpossum
  • ChanusChanus Ribbit! Registered User regular
    Yeah, that's right.
    Arch wrote: »
    Surfpossum wrote: »
    Feral I downloaded Solitairica.


    This was... not a good idea.

    Omg me too

    i think you're a fine idea arch

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  • PowerpuppiesPowerpuppies Registered User regular
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    Chanus wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    Surfpossum wrote: »
    Feral I downloaded Solitairica.


    This was... not a good idea.

    Omg me too

    i think you're a fine idea arch

    arch you are in fact a fine idea but chanus doesn't think so

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