Google = Skynet

Moorening

I don't know if anyone else has noticed this, but Google is snatching up things all over the place and expanding their ever growing knowledgebase. I mean Google recently baught Youtube, and I heard that they are wanting to get more information on their users.

Am I the only one that thinks they are working on global domination? Am I the only one that thinks that the "employees" are just a front and that Google is actually a supercomputer with countless armies of machines waiting to be activated and sent out to ravage the unsuspecting civilization?

Maybe I'm just crazy though. Feel free to discuss or just laugh at my idiotic ramblings.

Garlic Bread

If you honestly think that Google is attempting world domination, you just might be fucking retarded

TheKoolEagle

i for one welcome our new google overlords.

Zombiemambo

It's true. The Googlenator is going to kill all of our world leaders, and replace them with robots.

chaossoldier

Besides, there's Already a Skynet

FightTest

Woofy's fine, dear.

Ledneh

Moorening wrote: »

Am I the only one that see's they are working on global domination?

Moorening wrote: »

that see's they are working

Moorening wrote: »

see's

That being said, silly overlord memes are all well and good but if you really think that then I'm siding with Keith here

chasm

Zombiemambo wrote: »

It's true. The Googlenator is going to kill all of our world leaders, and replace them with robots.

Can't make circumstances any worse than they already are.

Zombiemambo

chasm953 wrote: »

Zombiemambo wrote: »

It's true. The Googlenator is going to kill all of our world leaders, and replace them with robots.

Can't make circumstances any worse than they already are.

It's going to be awesome.

ROBO LINCOLN DEMANDS A CABIN BUILT OF YOUR FINEST STEEL

Moorening

Ok, my overly pointed out typo has been edited. Thank you spelling police.

Also, no I don't really think that. If I did, I would need to be on a list of antipsychotics which would get me fired from my job. I do have to have some grip on reality, no matter how slight it is.

Speed Racer

I might believe you, if it weren't for the rainbow coloration of their logo.

Evil overlord robots are black and shiny steel with red glowing eyes.

Not yellow and blue and green.

Zombiemambo

Would you like to turn this into a real thread, than?

Moorening

Mushroom Pie wrote: »

I might believe you, if it weren't for the rainbow coloration of their logo.

Evil overlord robots are black and shiny steel with red glowing eyes.

Not yellow and blue and green.

All to lure us into a false sense of security.

Zombiemambo wrote: »

Would you like to turn this into a real thread, than?

Sure, I guess that could be an option.

Speed Racer

Moorening wrote: »

Mushroom Pie wrote: »

I might believe you, if it weren't for the rainbow coloration of their logo.

Evil overlord robots are black and shiny steel with red glowing eyes.

Not yellow and blue and green.

All to lure us into a false sense of security.

I'm sorry, no respectable robot overlord would have that kind of color scheme.

Nor would they turn their Ls into trees for Arbor Day.

supersloth

Google tends to offer various levels of the kinds of data they collect on you though, for example they upgraded the search history to stick with you a few months ago, you can, as I do, elect to turn this feature off. Many of my co-workers however love it. As long as they continue to provide the options, I will continue to use and love the products Google provides me. Shit, I even use Google Talk and Maps on my phone.

Monoxide

D&D's "Whacked-out, wild-eyed conspiracies" thread is that way :arrow: