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    Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    I am eating an expensive chocolate bar and the wrapper proudly proclaims it's made with sea salt. Is this a marketing gimmick like sun-dried tomatoes? Is sea salt superior in taste to table salt?

    It's superior in that table salt is often more processed and more finely ground so the flavor and texture is a bit different.

    Also, sun-dried tomatoes are way better than regular tomatoes for putting in sandwiches so not sure what you mean by comparing them.

    I can't taste a difference. To me, a dried tomato is a tomato.

    wait what are you saying here

    that you can't taste the difference between a dried tomato and a tomato that isn't?

    They are equally flavorful.

    This is the same as saying a grape and a raisin tastes the same
    This is insane

    poo
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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    knitdan wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    knitdan wrote: »
    All salt is sea salt

    What is marketed as sea salt is generally coarser and there is more surface area on the individual salt particles which makes them more delectable to the taste buds.

    Plus it tends to have a pleasant crunchiness.

    no it isn't. Rock salt is still a huge part of salt production.

    Rock salt is sea salt from ancient seas

    knew you would say that, but no. Besides the definition being what it is - if we've evaporated it from the sea, sea salt, if we dug it out of a mountain, rock salt - it's not like having become geology doesn't matter at all for the composition


    or as a different argument: it was sea salt. It became rock.

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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    Kamiro wrote: »
    We should just call it Star Salt

    There's a Salt of Saturn.


    It's lead acetate.

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    knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    New Salt XTREME with ten times the sodium!

    now that's what I'm talking about

    50% less sodium because this contains 50% salt is just cheating


    but if you can make salt that is more salt than salt is?

    well I don't know why we would want that but, cool, anyway

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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    you two need to stop being so













    salty

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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    Malt-o-meal
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    I am eating an expensive chocolate bar and the wrapper proudly proclaims it's made with sea salt. Is this a marketing gimmick like sun-dried tomatoes? Is sea salt superior in taste to table salt?

    It's superior in that table salt is often more processed and more finely ground so the flavor and texture is a bit different.

    Also, sun-dried tomatoes are way better than regular tomatoes for putting in sandwiches so not sure what you mean by comparing them.

    I can't taste a difference. To me, a dried tomato is a tomato.

    wait what are you saying here

    that you can't taste the difference between a dried tomato and a tomato that isn't?

    They are equally flavorful.

    This is the same as saying a grape and a raisin tastes the same
    This is insane

    A glass of grape juice and and a glass of raisin juice taste the same.

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited January 2020
    the idea of salt mines always seemed so crazy to me before I realized that drying seawater to make like, hundreds of tons of salt, would be a real massive pain in the ass too and maybe it honestly isn't that much harder to just dig out chunks of it from a mountain

    it's still kind of weird though

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    Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    emnmnme wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    I am eating an expensive chocolate bar and the wrapper proudly proclaims it's made with sea salt. Is this a marketing gimmick like sun-dried tomatoes? Is sea salt superior in taste to table salt?

    It's superior in that table salt is often more processed and more finely ground so the flavor and texture is a bit different.

    Also, sun-dried tomatoes are way better than regular tomatoes for putting in sandwiches so not sure what you mean by comparing them.

    I can't taste a difference. To me, a dried tomato is a tomato.

    wait what are you saying here

    that you can't taste the difference between a dried tomato and a tomato that isn't?

    They are equally flavorful.

    This is the same as saying a grape and a raisin tastes the same
    This is insane

    A glass of grape juice and and a glass of raisin juice taste the same.

    That is not correct

    poo
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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    emnmnme wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    I am eating an expensive chocolate bar and the wrapper proudly proclaims it's made with sea salt. Is this a marketing gimmick like sun-dried tomatoes? Is sea salt superior in taste to table salt?

    It's superior in that table salt is often more processed and more finely ground so the flavor and texture is a bit different.

    Also, sun-dried tomatoes are way better than regular tomatoes for putting in sandwiches so not sure what you mean by comparing them.

    I can't taste a difference. To me, a dried tomato is a tomato.

    wait what are you saying here

    that you can't taste the difference between a dried tomato and a tomato that isn't?

    They are equally flavorful.

    This is the same as saying a grape and a raisin tastes the same
    This is insane

    A glass of grape juice and and a glass of raisin juice taste the same.

    hold up


    who the fuck makes raisin juice

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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    Anyone remember the California Raisins

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    if you have consumed raisin juice I am angry with the people who made you do it but I'm also angry with you for doing it

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    A Kobold's KoboldA Kobold's Kobold He/Him MississippiRegistered User regular
    I think I'm gonna have to practice these git commands in the morning

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    A Kobold's KoboldA Kobold's Kobold He/Him MississippiRegistered User regular
    Anyone remember the California Raisins

    all i know was that they were a giant failure, marketing-wise

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    IlpalaIlpala Just this guy, y'know TexasRegistered User regular
    Some weird shit I never heard of from, like, Slovakia
    I remember they got some good hits in in Foodfight

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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    Anyone remember the California Raisins

    all i know was that they were a giant failure, marketing-wise

    They released 7 albums. They had a single on the Billboard Hot 100. They had a TV show. They won an Emmy!


    The only failure was that the cost of success was literally twice as much as California raisin producers made in increased profits.

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    Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    Grits
    I thought sea salt had heavy metals and plastics.

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited January 2020
    Anyone remember the California Raisins

    all i know was that they were a giant failure, marketing-wise

    They released 7 albums. They had a single on the Billboard Hot 100. They had a TV show. They won an Emmy!


    The only failure was that the cost of success was literally twice as much as California raisin producers made in increased profits.

    "the only failure" is quite the brilliant phrase since it kind of tries to suggest that the important thing is the amount of failures

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    IlpalaIlpala Just this guy, y'know TexasRegistered User regular
    Some weird shit I never heard of from, like, Slovakia
    Anyone remember the California Raisins

    all i know was that they were a giant failure, marketing-wise

    They released 7 albums. They had a single on the Billboard Hot 100. They had a TV show. They won an Emmy!


    The only failure was that the cost of success was literally twice as much as California raisin producers made in increased profits.

    That...that last part's pretty important.

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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited January 2020
    Efforts to reboot the SunMaid Raisins woman as a gritty, unstable, grape-picker-on-the-edge who doesn't care about anything, to attract the teen market failed miserably.

    matt has a problem on
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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    I thought sea salt had heavy metals and plastics.

    don't let the marketing hype get you, the plastics add nothing

    the heavy metals though, that's where the flavour lies

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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    Ilpala wrote: »
    Anyone remember the California Raisins

    all i know was that they were a giant failure, marketing-wise

    They released 7 albums. They had a single on the Billboard Hot 100. They had a TV show. They won an Emmy!


    The only failure was that the cost of success was literally twice as much as California raisin producers made in increased profits.

    That...that last part's pretty important.

    Look, we said you'd make more money. We didn't say you'd make enough to cover the money you spent to make that money.

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited January 2020
    Ilpala wrote: »
    Anyone remember the California Raisins

    all i know was that they were a giant failure, marketing-wise

    They released 7 albums. They had a single on the Billboard Hot 100. They had a TV show. They won an Emmy!


    The only failure was that the cost of success was literally twice as much as California raisin producers made in increased profits.

    That...that last part's pretty important.

    everything went well except this one thing though

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    A Kobold's KoboldA Kobold's Kobold He/Him MississippiRegistered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Ilpala wrote: »
    Anyone remember the California Raisins

    all i know was that they were a giant failure, marketing-wise

    They released 7 albums. They had a single on the Billboard Hot 100. They had a TV show. They won an Emmy!


    The only failure was that the cost of success was literally twice as much as California raisin producers made in increased profits.

    That...that last part's pretty important.

    everything went well except this one thing though

    The thing that they were designed to do, naturally

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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    I'm watching some old true crime show about a girl who was abducted, and the voiceover says "helicopters were called to aid in the search" and it cut to an AH-1 Cobra with a full rocket loadout.

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    BrodyBrody The Watch The First ShoreRegistered User regular
    Some weird shit I never heard of from, like, Slovakia
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    the idea of salt mines always seemed so crazy to me before I realized that drying seawater to make like, hundreds of tons of salt, would be a real massive pain in the ass too and maybe it honestly isn't that much harder to just dig out chunks of it from a mountain

    it's still kind of weird though

    It also really depends on where you live. Growing up near the ocean, sure, rock salt seems dumb. Growing up in middle of a continental mass, rock salt is kind super important.

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    IlpalaIlpala Just this guy, y'know TexasRegistered User regular
    Some weird shit I never heard of from, like, Slovakia

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    IlpalaIlpala Just this guy, y'know TexasRegistered User regular
    Some weird shit I never heard of from, like, Slovakia
    Welp, that'll do it. Congrats, LSU.

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited January 2020
    Brody wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    the idea of salt mines always seemed so crazy to me before I realized that drying seawater to make like, hundreds of tons of salt, would be a real massive pain in the ass too and maybe it honestly isn't that much harder to just dig out chunks of it from a mountain

    it's still kind of weird though

    It also really depends on where you live. Growing up near the ocean, sure, rock salt seems dumb. Growing up in middle of a continental mass, rock salt is kind super important.
    Brody wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    the idea of salt mines always seemed so crazy to me before I realized that drying seawater to make like, hundreds of tons of salt, would be a real massive pain in the ass too and maybe it honestly isn't that much harder to just dig out chunks of it from a mountain

    it's still kind of weird though

    It also really depends on where you live. Growing up near the ocean, sure, rock salt seems dumb. Growing up in middle of a continental mass, rock salt is kind super important.

    that too

    but also like, scale

    I mean, I think like well just dry it, but now I'm thinking in terms of a pot, would be big salt pans wouldn't it, and scraping that together ain't trivial, and really I guess my main business devolves quickly into moving piles of salt around on wheelbarrows, whether I've got a mine or salt pans

    (although there's loads of different methods of course)

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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    Ok the spam was some grade-A word salad tonight. The ones lately seem like they actually had the hang of translation.

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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    Ilpala wrote: »

    Wait, didn't he blow up like, that baseball's entire extended family in those baskets?

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    A Kobold's KoboldA Kobold's Kobold He/Him MississippiRegistered User regular
    edited January 2020
    Edit: realized that this post was a mistake

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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    Heh, lep tit ox

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    SurfpossumSurfpossum A nonentity trying to preserve the anonymity he so richly deserves.Registered User regular
    Due to my recent and nearly crippling Solitairica binge, I've started idly plotting out a game based on factoring polynomials. Some main ideas based on this incredibly garish mockup (just to mess around with potential layouts):

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    1. the "enemies" either are or produce polynomials into the target (4)
    2. sliding stuff up the three "attack" paths (2) performs the corresponding operation on the target (4): addition, subtraction, and division
    -- division attacks can fail, the others cost resource
    3. you draw cards into your hand (1) and can either
    -- slide them directly up an attack path (2)
    -- drag them through an operation into the bay (3), where they perform the operation on whatever is stored in the bay
    4. you can drag whatever you have stored in the bay (3) up an attack path
    5. when you've reduced the target as much as you can, you can clear it by swiping it off the screen
    -- this will either generate or cost resource based on how much is left
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    The blue bits are potential popup menu locations for items/abilities/menus, health etc. go on the left.

    I'm thinking maybe each level can have additional polynomials pile up, and there could be multiple storage bays so that you can plan ahead.



    Now to never actually get around to coding any of it.

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    navgoosenavgoose Registered User regular
    Different salts taste different, yes. Also texture and sodium density.

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    Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    Grits
    @Casual Eddy

    1) I can't believe you jumped from publishing to programming. I wish I could do that.

    2) You didn't say the name of the webcomic but I read all of Green + Gold and now I want more.

    3) I'm reading a webcomic about gay birdmen on that same site....

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    At about 730pm today porp decided that we should paint the kids bathroom while we binge watch parks and rec

    so that was my monday

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    knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    Your Monday started at 7:30 PM?

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