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[movie] thread: slam in the back of my jackula

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    astrobstrdastrobstrd So full of mercy... Registered User regular
    I enjoyed the Soska Sisters Rabid remake way more than the mixed reviews would have led me to believe. There are significant bits that don't work, but its got ideas to spare and kinda turns into a
    Resident Evil

    at the end. It may also help that I think the original is just ok, so I wasn't hurt by it not being super faithful.

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    Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
    I watched Magnolia tonight

    That movie should be stupid and I should hate it but uh oh where did all these tears come from!!

    there is some stuff in there that should be the corniest of corny and have PTA laughed out of polite society and I have absolutely no idea how they made it work

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    ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    Tonight I watched The Phantom.

    What a delightful film.

    And Billy Zane is shredded in it.

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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    Mr. G wrote: »
    I watched Magnolia tonight

    That movie should be stupid and I should hate it but uh oh where did all these tears come from!!

    there is some stuff in there that should be the corniest of corny and have PTA laughed out of polite society and I have absolutely no idea how they made it work

    "I really do have love to give; I just don't know where to put it."

    And it WORKS, some how???

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    astrobstrdastrobstrd So full of mercy... Registered User regular
    The Magnolia soundtrack is soooo good.

    Aimee Mann is phenomenal.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0V8CpT0Iow

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    bad boys for life:
    is a movie about a witch murdering
    joey pants
    to get revenge on will smith for ghosting her

    give it eight billion oscars

    sorry what
    the main villain is a cold-hearted ganster, murderer and bruja, who takes guidance from santa muerte to exact divine revenge on will smith

    we are straight up introduced to her as she is chanting incantations

    I was already gonna see it, but now I’m hype as fuuuuuuuuuuuck.

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    FawstFawst The road to awe.Registered User regular
    A friend and I went to see Magnolia opening night expecting another Boogie Nights (raucous, fun, with some "oh shit that's real" moments). We were so, so glad to be so, so wrong.

    I still need to see all of The Master, all of Inherent Vice, and start Phantom Thread. I'm not sure how it is that I've only seen parts of those first two (got a ways into each and had to stop for some reason without ever actually finishing up).

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    Zonugal wrote: »
    Tonight I watched The Phantom.

    What a delightful film.

    And Billy Zane is shredded in it.

    I love how he has casual conversations with his ghost dad

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    You know what movie is a fucking trip...

    Vanilla Sky

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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    You know what movie is a fucking trip...

    Holy Motors

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    GustavGustav Friend of Goats Somewhere in the OzarksRegistered User regular
    I'm pretty sure The Trip isn't holy motors or vanilla sky

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    AtomicTofuAtomicTofu She's a straight-up supervillain, yo Registered User regular


    Bong also makes reference to Fanny & Alexander so if this is really an expanded version of the film with the cast returning, I'm more interested than I was before

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    iguanacusiguanacus Desert PlanetRegistered User regular
    Mysst wrote: »
    Zonugal wrote: »
    Tonight I watched The Phantom.

    What a delightful film.

    And Billy Zane is shredded in it.

    I love how he has casual conversations with his ghost dad

    There's a timeline out there where The Rocketeer, Shadow and Phantom movies made bank and a whole bunch of sequels and crossovers happened and there I go making myself sad again.

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    FawstFawst The road to awe.Registered User regular
    My wife mentioned wanting to see Parasite the other night. First time she's mentioned it to me at all. She's not a super film nerd or anything, but apparently it's all the rage in her "Nerd Group" on Facebook. She loved The Host, so I guess we'll be seeing Parasite at some point! Wonder if it's still playing at our local arthouse theater or if it's moved on?

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    astrobstrdastrobstrd So full of mercy... Registered User regular
    You know what movie is a fucking trip...

    Vanilla Sky

    Not to be “that guy”, but Abre los Ojos was way better.

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    ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    astrobstrd wrote: »
    You know what movie is a fucking trip...

    Vanilla Sky

    Not to be “that guy”, but Abre los Ojos was way better.

    too late, you that guy'd

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    YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    Fawst wrote: »
    My wife mentioned wanting to see Parasite the other night. First time she's mentioned it to me at all. She's not a super film nerd or anything, but apparently it's all the rage in her "Nerd Group" on Facebook. She loved The Host, so I guess we'll be seeing Parasite at some point! Wonder if it's still playing at our local arthouse theater or if it's moved on?

    it probably came back for the Oscar push

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    astrobstrdastrobstrd So full of mercy... Registered User regular
    astrobstrd wrote: »
    You know what movie is a fucking trip...

    Vanilla Sky

    Not to be “that guy”, but Abre los Ojos was way better.

    too late, you that guy'd

    I mean both are good, but Vanilla Sky has the whole bit at the end that just turns into 10 minutes of exposition and explaining what every tiny bit means, but yeah...

    Hi, it's me. That guy.

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    FawstFawst The road to awe.Registered User regular
    YaYa wrote: »
    Fawst wrote: »
    My wife mentioned wanting to see Parasite the other night. First time she's mentioned it to me at all. She's not a super film nerd or anything, but apparently it's all the rage in her "Nerd Group" on Facebook. She loved The Host, so I guess we'll be seeing Parasite at some point! Wonder if it's still playing at our local arthouse theater or if it's moved on?

    it probably came back for the Oscar push

    Looks like it did! Playing a few times a day with a late showing on Friday and Saturday. May try to go see it this weekend.

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    mxmarksmxmarks Registered User regular
    Saw Parasite on Saturday, probably my favorite movie of like the last 5 years, can not stop thinking about it.

    The sister is probably my favorite character in a very long time and I want to watch more of her
    She was just the shittiest person but so damn entertaining and I would watch just a whole series about her conning everyone and never giving even the slightest fuck.

    When she smoked during the flood I was like youre the absolute worst but also the coolest and best.

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    Brovid HasselsmofBrovid Hasselsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    astrobstrd wrote: »
    astrobstrd wrote: »
    You know what movie is a fucking trip...

    Vanilla Sky

    Not to be “that guy”, but Abre los Ojos was way better.

    too late, you that guy'd

    I mean both are good, but Vanilla Sky has the whole bit at the end that just turns into 10 minutes of exposition and explaining what every tiny bit means, but yeah...

    Hi, it's me. That guy.

    How's your boneitis?

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    astrobstrd wrote: »
    astrobstrd wrote: »
    You know what movie is a fucking trip...

    Vanilla Sky

    Not to be “that guy”, but Abre los Ojos was way better.

    too late, you that guy'd

    I mean both are good, but Vanilla Sky has the whole bit at the end that just turns into 10 minutes of exposition and explaining what every tiny bit means, but yeah...

    Hi, it's me. That guy.

    I liked that, because, you see, I am very stupid

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    nightmarennynightmarenny Registered User regular
    Shorty wrote: »
    astrobstrd wrote: »
    astrobstrd wrote: »
    You know what movie is a fucking trip...

    Vanilla Sky

    Not to be “that guy”, but Abre los Ojos was way better.

    too late, you that guy'd

    I mean both are good, but Vanilla Sky has the whole bit at the end that just turns into 10 minutes of exposition and explaining what every tiny bit means, but yeah...

    Hi, it's me. That guy.

    I liked that, because, you see, I am very stupid
    I recently saw an article that asserted as if it were news that "Knives out isn't just a whodunit, its actually about class" so maybe movie makers should just be spending the last ten minutes telling the audience what their story was about.

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    ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    edited January 2020
    Mysst wrote: »
    Zonugal wrote: »
    Tonight I watched The Phantom.

    What a delightful film.

    And Billy Zane is shredded in it.

    I love how he has casual conversations with his ghost dad

    My favorite part of The Phantom is how jovial & optimistic the villain is at every point in the movie.

    He's super jazzed to be a bad guy.

    Zonugal on
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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Shorty wrote: »
    astrobstrd wrote: »
    astrobstrd wrote: »
    You know what movie is a fucking trip...

    Vanilla Sky

    Not to be “that guy”, but Abre los Ojos was way better.

    too late, you that guy'd

    I mean both are good, but Vanilla Sky has the whole bit at the end that just turns into 10 minutes of exposition and explaining what every tiny bit means, but yeah...

    Hi, it's me. That guy.

    I liked that, because, you see, I am very stupid

    This is why some of my favorite bullshit in anime is when characters take explicit pains to explain exactly how their dumb bullshit magic powers work.

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    Forever ZefiroForever Zefiro cloaked in the midnight glory of an event horizonRegistered User regular
    Shorty wrote: »
    astrobstrd wrote: »
    astrobstrd wrote: »
    You know what movie is a fucking trip...

    Vanilla Sky

    Not to be “that guy”, but Abre los Ojos was way better.

    too late, you that guy'd

    I mean both are good, but Vanilla Sky has the whole bit at the end that just turns into 10 minutes of exposition and explaining what every tiny bit means, but yeah...

    Hi, it's me. That guy.

    I liked that, because, you see, I am very stupid
    I recently saw an article that asserted as if it were news that "Knives out isn't just a whodunit, its actually about class" so maybe movie makers should just be spending the last ten minutes telling the audience what their story was about.

    That totally killed it for me at the end of Hereditary

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    EtchwartsEtchwarts Eyes Up Registered User regular
    Oh shit, Parasite is back in theaters around here

    Hmmmmmm that's probably worth seeing, huh

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    iguanacus wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    Zonugal wrote: »
    Tonight I watched The Phantom.

    What a delightful film.

    And Billy Zane is shredded in it.

    I love how he has casual conversations with his ghost dad

    There's a timeline out there where The Rocketeer, Shadow and Phantom movies made bank and a whole bunch of sequels and crossovers happened and there I go making myself sad again.

    At least Mask of Zorro got a sequel.

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    cursedkingcursedking Registered User regular
    I watched mask of zorro with my kids and that movie is still so fucking good

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    that movie does rule

    I was just thinking how weird it is that we don't have a Zorro thing in this age of prestige TV

    apparently they've got something in the works at CBS

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    EtchwartsEtchwarts Eyes Up Registered User regular
    Okay, so I'm definitely going to watch Parasite, but there aren't any good times in the next few days

    Instead I might go see 1917? My local theater does a $5 ticket thing on Tuesdays, and has something called the "Grand Screen," and that all feels like a good way to watch that movie

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    astrobstrdastrobstrd So full of mercy... Registered User regular
    astrobstrd wrote: »
    astrobstrd wrote: »
    You know what movie is a fucking trip...

    Vanilla Sky

    Not to be “that guy”, but Abre los Ojos was way better.

    too late, you that guy'd

    I mean both are good, but Vanilla Sky has the whole bit at the end that just turns into 10 minutes of exposition and explaining what every tiny bit means, but yeah...

    Hi, it's me. That guy.

    How's your boneitis?

    Regrettable.

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    DoodmannDoodmann Registered User regular
    I wish Sahara had become the treasure hunting blockbuster hit instead of National Treasure.

    mcconaughey makes for a great Dirk Pitt.

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    2 Marcus 2 Ravens2 Marcus 2 Ravens CanadaRegistered User regular
    Parasite has been playing nonstop in my local arthouse since... when did it come out? Start of November? It’s played most days since. I’ve never seen a movie play even close to that long there before. And with the Oscar buzz, I doubt it’s leaving any time soon.

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    EtchwartsEtchwarts Eyes Up Registered User regular
    edited January 2020
    Parasite has been playing nonstop in my local arthouse since... when did it come out? Start of November? It’s played most days since. I’ve never seen a movie play even close to that long there before. And with the Oscar buzz, I doubt it’s leaving any time soon.

    Yeah mine looks like it's also doing that, but a little more erratically?

    Like it's showing every day this week, but at 4:00 PM when I'm at work or at 9:30 PM when I should be getting ready for bed to go to work

    Looks like if I wait till Februrary 8th, it'll still be at 9:30, but that's a Saturday, so I can do that

    Etchwarts on
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    GvzbgulGvzbgul Registered User regular
    Sahara was my most rewatchable movie until Kung Fu Hustle took that spot. Its just a lot of fun and easy to leave on in the background. I wanna see Steve Zahn in more things. Hes a lot of fun.

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    Gvzbgul wrote: »
    Sahara was my most rewatchable movie until Kung Fu Hustle took that spot. Its just a lot of fun and easy to leave on in the background. I wanna see Steve Zahn in more things. Hes a lot of fun.

    Watch Out Of Sight! I know I say this a lot, but it's surprisingly good! The cast is fucking stacked, including Mr Zahn playing a small-time car thief that gets in way over his head in some deep trouble, and that's just a minor side plot!

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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    Best Steve Zahn is "getting seduced by Amanda Peet with Arby's" Steve Zahn

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    3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    "Zahn" means "teeth" in German and all I can think about when I see Steve Zahn's name is that he's called Steve Teeth.

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    cursedkingcursedking Registered User regular
    Shorty wrote: »
    that movie does rule

    I was just thinking how weird it is that we don't have a Zorro thing in this age of prestige TV

    apparently they've got something in the works at CBS

    the one thing I had to censor was the brother's head thing, I had completely forgotten it and when Love says oh i'm sorry did you want a drink I leaped in front of the tv just like OH HEY UH LOOK OVER THERE WHAT COULD THAT BE

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