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[movie] thread: slam in the back of my jackula

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  • minor incidentminor incident expert in a dying field njRegistered User regular
    God, every single time I see a quote from an academy awards voter explaining their process I hate the whole fucking thing even more.

    Ah, it stinks, it sucks, it's anthropologically unjust
  • MaddocMaddoc I'm Bobbin Threadbare, are you my mother? Registered User regular
    Yeah I read that whole article last week's and while it wasn't surprising even a little bit, it was wildly frustrating

  • GvzbgulGvzbgul Registered User regular
    To be fair, the ridiculous 6 ought be a lifetime disqualification for any reward.

  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    adam sandler has made enough absolute fucking garbage (sometimes incredibly offensive garbage) that I kinda agree with that thought process

    like, his early comedies are a big part of my youth, but holy shit has he made some fucking trash

  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    adam sandler has made enough absolute fucking garbage (sometimes incredibly offensive garbage) that I kinda agree with that thought process

    like, his early comedies are a big part of my youth, but holy shit has he made some fucking trash

    So the lesson here is it doesn't matter how good you perform at your job, if you ever do anything that is deemed to be worthy of scorn you will never be accepted.

  • GvzbgulGvzbgul Registered User regular
    If you made a career of it, sure.

  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    adam sandler has made enough absolute fucking garbage (sometimes incredibly offensive garbage) that I kinda agree with that thought process

    like, his early comedies are a big part of my youth, but holy shit has he made some fucking trash

    So the lesson here is it doesn't matter how good you perform at your job, if you ever do anything that is deemed to be worthy of scorn you will never be accepted.

    I mean, that's a fairly disingenuous reading

    but especially when he continues to do the same shit because it's an easy pay check because the public at large loves eating garbage?

  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    People have gotten awards for playing against type before and transitioning from "mass-market film" to "genuine cinema" or whatever BS terms you want to apply but it's become increasingly clear to me that the Oscars is just a big Hollywood clique club and is basically an over-glorified high school homecoming as far as the merit of candidates and thought given to selecting the winners.

  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    I'll believe the Academy Awards are legit when Andy Samberg wins a best actor award.

  • minor incidentminor incident expert in a dying field njRegistered User regular
    I'll believe the Academy Awards are legit when Andy Samberg wins a best actor award.

    Hot Rod came and went and that's how I know the oscars are bullshit.

    Ah, it stinks, it sucks, it's anthropologically unjust
  • CoinageCoinage Heaviside LayerRegistered User regular
    edited January 2020
    Brain worms is bad, stop using it. And yeah, if I came into work and 95% of the days I deliberately shit my pants and went home early, I wouldn't expect to get an award for the 5% of the days I do a really good job. Because I'm the "Sorry but I have to go home because I shit my pants" guy.

    Coinage on
  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    Coinage wrote: »
    Brain worms is bad, stop using it.

    Wait what?

  • WiseManTobesWiseManTobes Registered User regular
    It's not like he has Deniro's stellar resume of such gems like Bad Grandpa and Meet the Fockers....

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  • pyromaniac221pyromaniac221 this just might be an interestin YTRegistered User regular
    It’s not a lifetime achievement award, if most of his movies are trash garbage and he turns in one errant performance that happens to be the best performance of its year, he should win the award that is for the best performance of the year (I have not seen Uncut Gems yet and have no opinion on it)

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  • EtchwartsEtchwarts Eyes Up Registered User regular
    "His performance is really good, but he's been in bad movies" sucks shit no matter which way you slice it

    It's Best Actor, not Most Consistently On Brand Actor

  • CoinageCoinage Heaviside LayerRegistered User regular
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Coinage wrote: »
    Brain worms is bad, stop using it.

    Wait what?
    All variants of "ur brain is broken lol" is ableist. Whether this also extends to stupid/idiot/etc. is contentious (I personally still use them although I wouldn't if I were making a YouTube video or something), but I think the former is pretty clear cut.

  • GustavGustav Friend of Goats Somewhere in the OzarksRegistered User regular
    edited January 2020
    Huh maybe it’s my region coloring what I thought that term refers to. But I always thought it was from the name of a parasite that mostly affects deer and elk

    Gustav on
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  • Ms DapperMs Dapper Yuri Librarian Registered User regular
    It’s more about which actor serves the Oscar brand more

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  • MaddocMaddoc I'm Bobbin Threadbare, are you my mother? Registered User regular
    It’s not a lifetime achievement award, if most of his movies are trash garbage and he turns in one errant performance that happens to be the best performance of its year, he should win the award that is for the best performance of the year (I have not seen Uncut Gems yet and have no opinion on it)

    If anything, the "Let's give this person an award for this mediocre movie because they deserved it for X, Y, and Z previous movies" drives me up a goddamn wall

  • 3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    I have only ever heard "brain worms" used to refer to someone who has done something shitty and therefore most have been taken over by a parasitic organism.

  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    Coinage wrote: »
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Coinage wrote: »
    Brain worms is bad, stop using it.

    Wait what?
    All variants of "ur brain is broken lol" is ableist. Whether this also extends to stupid/idiot/etc. is contentious (I personally still use them although I wouldn't if I were making a YouTube video or something), but I think the former is pretty clear cut.

    Saying someone has brain worms is different than calling them stupid or idiotic or whatever because it implies it's an outside force that has corrupted their way of thinking. They're poisoned by ideology.

  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    It must be Oscar season because I see a lot of grouches.

  • Undead ScottsmanUndead Scottsman Registered User regular
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    It must be Oscar season because I see a lot of grouches.

    Boom. Got 'em.

  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    It must be Oscar season because I see a lot of grouches.

    BOO THIS MAN

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    Chico...

  • CoinageCoinage Heaviside LayerRegistered User regular
    I still don't agree, but it's not worth arguing about. Did you know Cameron Diaz's daughter is named Raddix Chloe Wildflower Madden? I thought we'd defeated those names last decade

  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Wasn't Raddix a character in destiny?

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

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  • minor incidentminor incident expert in a dying field njRegistered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »
    Wasn't Raddix a character in destiny?

    Redrix.

    Which is a much cooler name.

    Ah, it stinks, it sucks, it's anthropologically unjust
  • WiseManTobesWiseManTobes Registered User regular
    Wasn't Rad X a fallout item?

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  • Librarian's ghostLibrarian's ghost Librarian, Ghostbuster, and TimSpork Registered User regular
    Raddus was the Mon Cal Admiral in Rogue One.

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    Radditz killed Goku.

  • Undead ScottsmanUndead Scottsman Registered User regular
    Raddus was the Mon Cal Admiral in Rogue One.

    Did he turn out to be Ackbar's cousin twice removed?

  • VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    Raddix “Wildflower“ Madden is a very good mobile suit pilot name.

  • Librarian's ghostLibrarian's ghost Librarian, Ghostbuster, and TimSpork Registered User regular
    Raddus was the Mon Cal Admiral in Rogue One.

    Did he turn out to be Ackbar's cousin twice removed?

    God I hope not. It just make the universe even smaller. Can’t have anyone not related to existing characters. Nope.

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  • WiseManTobesWiseManTobes Registered User regular
    Veldrin wrote: »
    Raddix “Wildflower“ Madden is a very good mobile suit pilot name.

    I want to add this to the Xcom name ini, while having a feeling it's already there

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  • Librarian's ghostLibrarian's ghost Librarian, Ghostbuster, and TimSpork Registered User regular
    I added the entire Space Mutiny name list to XCom. Did not regret it.

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  • RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Radditz killed Goku.

    Not even close to true!

    Sterica wrote: »
    I know my last visit to my grandpa on his deathbed was to find out how the whole Nazi werewolf thing turned out.
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  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    iguanacus wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    Zonugal wrote: »
    Tonight I watched The Phantom.

    What a delightful film.

    And Billy Zane is shredded in it.

    I love how he has casual conversations with his ghost dad

    There's a timeline out there where The Rocketeer, Shadow and Phantom movies made bank and a whole bunch of sequels and crossovers happened and there I go making myself sad again.

    The trade off is we get the Dick Tracy Expanded Cinematic Universe

  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    tynic wrote: »
    iguanacus wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    Zonugal wrote: »
    Tonight I watched The Phantom.

    What a delightful film.

    And Billy Zane is shredded in it.

    I love how he has casual conversations with his ghost dad

    There's a timeline out there where The Rocketeer, Shadow and Phantom movies made bank and a whole bunch of sequels and crossovers happened and there I go making myself sad again.

    The trade off is we get the Dick Tracy Expanded Cinematic Universe

    how is that a trade off?

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  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    i guess it depends on your idea of a good time

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