[movie] thread: slam in the back of my jackula

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    billie eilish is one cover song away from being an all time fav of mine

    the fact that she just turned 18 is pretty goddamn impressive to her success and talent

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  • Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    she is so impossibly sad already

    real ahead of the curve

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    she is so impossibly sad already

    real ahead of the curve

    zoomers aka the sad and gay generation

    we should all be so blessed

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  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    there's still time, we'll show them who's really sad and gay around here

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  • RingoRingo HE KEEPS REPEATING THE LINE I'M GONNA CRY BLEASE LET HIM LIVE YOU MADE ME WATCH SO MUCH KISSING IN THIS FILM LET INIGO LIVERegistered User regular
    Thirty-seven minutes into Book Smart

    I have died

    Couldn't breathe from laughing

    They should have sent a poet

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  • FishmanFishman You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means. Registered User regular
    edited January 15
    OKay, i'm holding you all to account for not letting me know that Birth.Movies.Death interviewed that one guy who saw Cats on mushrooms.
    First things first: Why the hell did you do this?

    As a masochistic connoisseur of bad cinema, I knew since the Cats trailer came out that I needed to see this hideous disaster, in a theater, and very high. I was visiting with family for the holidays so I didn't get to see it right away when everyone on Twitter was shrieking in horror about what they'd just experienced. So after New Year's, the full Cats experience became a priority. On Monday I have to dive heavily back into work and start a whole health kick, so this strange post-holiday week was pretty much my last chance, and I decided I was going to go all in. Instead of taking an edible as I'd planned, I remembered some mushrooms someone had given me a while back and felt like if there was any chance I was going to enjoy Cats on any level, it would be melting into a psychedelic trip – just get weirded out and giggle and maybe make it fun. I was very, very wrong

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  • chrishallett83chrishallett83 A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    billie eilish is one cover song away from being an all time fav of mine

    She did a sad girl cover of "Bad" by Michael Jackson!

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  • KetarKetar Ready to feel better about your own miserable lives?Registered User regular


    "#CATS and #StarWars #TheRiseofSkywalker arrive on the same day and both contain a respected character reaching the end of her journey. I knew what I had to do: a tribute to Carrie Fisher."


    Look, I was made aware of this song's existence and now you have to be aware of it too.

  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    Bad Boys For Life embargo is up

    91% on Rotten Tomatoes after 21 reviews https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/bad_boys_for_life
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    These were two characters who, in the past, just seemed "macho." Now, for the first time, they seem human ... I wasn't expecting it, but this movie is an out and out blast.
    In other words, it’s easy to understand why a third “Bad Boys” took so long to get off the ground. It would have to be classic but modern, simple enough to stay honest but also complicated in a way that didn’t seem desperate. Most of all, it would require Michael Bay to be more self-aware than he’s ever shown himself capable of before.

    Well, mission accomplished. Maybe he saw the light, or maybe he was just busy desecrating Florence on Netflix’s dime — either way, Bay realized that he didn’t have to direct this thing. Instead, he maintained his producer credit while passing the baton to Belgian duo Adil El Arbi and Bilall Fallah (2018’s “Gangsta”), and in doing so allowed this franchise to grow beyond the bravado that made “Bad Boys” feel too small for another chapter. The result is a fun, explosive, and surprisingly thoughtful action movie that manages to thread the needle between the pyrotechnics of vintage Jerry Bruckheimer and the softer, more forward-thinking demands of contemporary multiplex fare. It may not be as raw as “Bad Boys,” but it’s more human.

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  • Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    but does anyone shoot two guns in the air while screaming

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread Registered User regular
    I didn't even know they started filming that and then I saw a commercial saying it's coming out this month

    The commercial didn't do it for me, but I love Bad Boys 2 so I'll check it out when it hits streaming

  • GustavGustav Registered User regular
    edited January 15
    but does anyone shoot two guns in the air while screaming


    Is it bad boys if they don’t

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  • GustavGustav Registered User regular
    I’ve never seen a bad boys so this is a legit question

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  • TubeTube Administrator, ClubPA admin
    That's from Point Break

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  • astrobstrdastrobstrd So full of mercy... Registered User regular
    I assume in the third film they will have to fire 3 guns into the air.

  • Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    Tube wrote: »
    That's from Point Break

    oh damn

    looks like this shit just got real

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  • Medium DaveMedium Dave Registered User regular
    OK, so watching old movies. It's the start of a decade, it's fun leaping back to the start of other decades, see what they were bringing in from the previous one.

    American Gigolo (1980) - There's an interesting movie buried in here. I liked it for around 40 minutes or so where it's just him being a gigolo, how he genuinely cares for his older partners, how he clearly loves his body and working out and looking nice. But then the murder mystery happens and blah.

    I think there's also something in there, buried DEEEEEEPPPPP under grim fucking layers of homophobia, about him possibly being homosexual/bi but repressing it but, again, the screenplay and time period just can't explore and therefore it comes off as grossly homophobic. Bill Duke plays his former pimp and he is hella Bill Duke. It's fiiiiinnneeee but not necessary at all, unless you want to see Gere's dong which is a pleasantly modest dong. This was also advantageous to watch because Paul Schrader will supposedly have a new movie out this year, two stones with one bird.

    Rebecca (1940) - One of a small handful of Hitchcock movies I hadn't seen yet. It's really good! Very moody, snappy 40's style dialogue, overheard conversation revelations, men being shitty to women, it's got it all! A poor young woman quickly marries and falls in love with a (somewhat) older man whose wife died not that long ago. They go to his massive estate where he's kinda shitty and dramatic at her and all the staff hate her guts but she, being young and naive, really tries to make things work...until a mystery is revealed!!!

    The ending stretches on too long is my only real complaint; they set up an inquest and it's just a little too much back and forth, restating what's happened while the lead gets shoved into the background while MEN talk about MEN things. Oh, by the way, real product of it's time. There's apparently some lesbian subtext buried extremely deeply in the movie but my dumb brain doesn't see it. It's not like Rope, I could pick up on that shit! Also advantageous, apparently Ben Wheatly is doing a remake this year for Netflix with Armie Hammer as the gaslighting dope of a husband, so that's cool!

    So that's something from 2010, 2000, 1980, 1940 done. I've got Wilt Stillman's Metropolitan for 1990 and Argento's The Bird with the Crystal Plumage for 1970.

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  • KetarKetar Ready to feel better about your own miserable lives?Registered User regular
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  • Undead ScottsmanUndead Scottsman Registered User regular
    Can't see that without thinking "writer for Ewwwwwwww" which wouldn't be a terrible name for a horror review website.

  • I hear a lot of things from a lot of people about a lot of stuff ALL the time Citizen Collis I dont know if I'm willing to believe that just because you say it saying somehing doesnt make it so

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  • 3clipse3clipse I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    Ketar wrote: »

    I

    am

    excited

    I mean, I'd take Nick Offerman's spikey cat dick willingly
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  • ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    are we talking about Nicholas Cage

    I have new Nicholas Cage Information

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  • ShortyShorty JUDGE BROSEF Registered User regular
    Ketar wrote: »

    I'm glad to see this because that trailer did not look great

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    I was legit hoping that Shorty was somehow mistaken and the world wasn't that fucked
  • GustavGustav Registered User regular
    I was excited for Color Out of Space without needing it to be good honestly.

    So if it ends up exceptional its a god dang bonus

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  • Brovid HasselsmofBrovid Hasselsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    are we talking about Nicholas Cage

    I have new Nicholas Cage Information


    Is that real Nic Cage or a waxwork?

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  • ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    are we talking about Nicholas Cage

    I have new Nicholas Cage Information


    Is that real Nic Cage or a waxwork?

    Whats the difference :p

    Yeah its him. The dude in the hat is also Marilyn Manson

    I have no idea how that weird crew got together

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  • wanderingwandering Registered User regular
    Ketar wrote: »
    Ticket purchased

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  • 3clipse3clipse I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    are we talking about Nicholas Cage

    I have new Nicholas Cage Information


    Is that real Nic Cage or a waxwork?

    Whats the difference :p

    Yeah its him. The dude in the hat is also Marilyn Manson

    I have no idea how that weird crew got together

    One of Marilyn Manson's best friends is Billy Corgan, he's got quite a diverse group of folks.

    I mean, I'd take Nick Offerman's spikey cat dick willingly
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  • sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Registered User regular
    I haven't thought about Marilyn Manson in years

    Aaaaand now I'm thinking about Celebrity Deathmatch

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  • Medium DaveMedium Dave Registered User regular


    from the director of the very fun and good Deathgasm, starring fan favorite Samara Weaving

    Daniel Radcliff has guns bolted to his hands and is told to kill Samara Weaving live on an Internet murder show.

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  • DirtyboyDirtyboy Registered User regular
    edited January 15
    EDIT: Totally don't have a trailer for Guns Akimbo

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  • TubeTube Administrator, ClubPA admin
    does anyone have the official trailer for guns akimbo

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  • MorivethMoriveth ESCA FLOWNERegistered User regular
    Man I like Daniel Radcliffe, and I hope he doesn't turn out to be a shithead

    He always seems to pick real weirdo interesting movies to do

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  • Medium DaveMedium Dave Registered User regular
    Tube wrote: »
    does anyone have the official trailer for guns akimbo

    Don't worry, I got ya

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  • Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
    oh they finally made a Borderlands movie, huh

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  • RingoRingo HE KEEPS REPEATING THE LINE I'M GONNA CRY BLEASE LET HIM LIVE YOU MADE ME WATCH SO MUCH KISSING IN THIS FILM LET INIGO LIVERegistered User regular
    Horns was so great and also horrifying

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    I know my last visit to my grandpa on his deathbed was to find out how the whole Nazi werewolf thing turned out.
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  • MorivethMoriveth ESCA FLOWNERegistered User regular
    Mr. G wrote: »
    oh they finally made a Borderlands movie, huh

    No annoying robot that they inexplicably assume everyone loves to hate, instead of just hating

  • TubeTube Administrator, ClubPA admin
    Samara Weaving looks fucking awesome in this movie

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  • Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
    I cannot decide if Radcliffe's accent is good

    there are parts where it's better and then some that are downright Cumberbatchian

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  • GustavGustav Registered User regular
    I'm realizing that if you shave someones eyebrows off I will not recognize them.

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