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[movie] thread: slam in the back of my jackula

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  • Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    Gustav wrote: »
    I dont think not knowing Kurt Russell is that weird! If you missed like Overboard and Backdraft the rest is pretty handily in the terrain of movie dork films

    He's in two Fast and Furious movies and Guardians of the Galaxy 2.
    That's like $4 billion dollars worth of Summer blockbusters in the last 5 years or so.

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  • GustavGustav Friend of Goats Somewhere in the OzarksRegistered User regular
    Yeah but he's the old guy in those. And those are also dork movies.

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  • GustavGustav Friend of Goats Somewhere in the OzarksRegistered User regular
    Im not saying he's an unknown. I'm saying there is a very easy path to not knowing Kurt Russell. Born after his big days, and you aren't a big movie person

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  • HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    I didnt know Kurt Russel was in Backdraft, Ive long been vaguely intrigued by the film I believe a fire growls like a monster at some point?

  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
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    GR_Zombie wrote: »
    Any commentary with Kurt Russel and John Carpenter shooting the shit is an all-timer

    In the BTILC blu-ray commentary, Kurt Russell talks about how in 1979 he wrote the core screenplay for what ended up being filmed as Gladiator after many, many adjustments to the screenplay. The whole story is funny and Carpenter is like, "How am I just now hearing about this?!"

    How am I just now hearing about this

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    Shorty wrote: »
    I mentioned Kurt Russell and she said "who's that"

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  • BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    Gustav wrote: »
    I dont think not knowing Kurt Russell is that weird! If you missed like Overboard and Backdraft the rest is pretty handily in the terrain of movie dork films

    He's in two Fast and Furious movies and Guardians of the Galaxy 2.
    That's like $4 billion dollars worth of Summer blockbusters in the last 5 years or so.
    Yes, dork movies are the biggest genre in Hollywood right now.

    Still dork movies that folks don't see sometimes

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    I didnt know Kurt Russel was in Backdraft, Ive long been vaguely intrigued by the film I believe a fire growls like a monster at some point?

    The fire is the monster.

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Or


    Is the real monster



    Man

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  • HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    Maybe I'm thinking of Armageddon the asteroid in that definitely growls like a monster

  • HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    Maybe I'm thinking of Volcano the volcano in that definitely growls like a monster

  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Maybe I'm thinking of Armageddon the asteroid in that definitely growls like a monster

    There's definitely some growling type noises coming from the fire in Backdraft.

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  • GustavGustav Friend of Goats Somewhere in the OzarksRegistered User regular
    which jaws is the one where the shark roars

    is it the revenge?

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    And Billy Baldwin has sex with Jennifer Jason Leigh on top of a firetruck!

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  • HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    There is a huge hilarious shark roar in Jaws the Revenge, just hollerin like a fish does

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    Gustav wrote: »
    which jaws is the one where the shark roars

    is it the revenge?

    I think 3D

  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Gustav wrote: »
    which jaws is the one where the shark roars

    is it the revenge?

    That's the one!

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  • Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    There is a huge hilarious shark roar in Jaws the Revenge, just hollerin like a fish does

    Sharks: renowned for their large and sturdy vocal chords.

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    Whoops

  • HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    All that national geographic footage of great white sharks jumpin up out the water to bite somethin has all the AAAAAUUUUUUUGHHHHHHHH noises the sharks make edited out

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  • The JudgeThe Judge The Terwilliger CurvesRegistered User regular
    And Billy Baldwin has sex with Jennifer Jason Leigh on top of a firetruck!

    I need to add that the score that plays during this is listed on the official soundtrack as Show Me Your Firetruck.

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  • JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    I missed Overboard and Backdraft by not being alive at the time

    You should watch Backdraft

    Unless you've had any kind of firefighter training at all. They are constantly taking off their SCBA to talk to each other in the middle of giant multi-story fires. It's like Dune, only instead of wasting water they're instantly destroying their lungs.

    Made my parents' teeth itch the whole time.

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  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    There is a huge hilarious shark roar in Jaws the Revenge, just hollerin like a fish does

    Sharks: renowned for their large and sturdy vocal chords.

    How else are they gonna roar underwater? It's way harder than roaring outside of the water.

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  • Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    the only kurt russell films I've seen are the fox and the hound and the thing and he isn't physically even in one of those

  • GustavGustav Friend of Goats Somewhere in the OzarksRegistered User regular
    what if sharks yodeled?

    what a wonderful world that would be

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  • HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    This all said there are lots of fish that make a huge fucking racket underwater

    They aint roarin though

  • GustavGustav Friend of Goats Somewhere in the OzarksRegistered User regular
    What's everyone's personal theory on why Walt Disney's last words being "Kurt Russell"

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  • Endless_SerpentsEndless_Serpents Registered User regular
    It was his sled.

  • Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    Gustav wrote: »
    what if sharks yodeled?

    what a wonderful world that would be

    we can't be sure they don't

  • Commander ZoomCommander Zoom Registered User regular
    Gustav wrote: »
    I dont think not knowing Kurt Russell is that weird! Like if you missed like Overboard and Backdraft the rest is pretty handily in the terrain of movie dork films

    I've seen basically every Kurt Russell movie. Are you saying I'm a movie dork?

    I have, now and then, contemplated the All Kurt Russell Action Movie.
    "Snake" Plissken, Jack Burton, Todd the Soldier, Macready, Dexter Riley, Captain Ron...

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  • MaddocMaddoc I'm Bobbin Threadbare, are you my mother? Registered User regular
    Gustav wrote: »
    What's everyone's personal theory on why Walt Disney's last words being "Kurt Russell"

    It's fucked up that Kurt Russel murdered Walt Disney, and nobody figured it out

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  • Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    Maddoc wrote: »
    Gustav wrote: »
    What's everyone's personal theory on why Walt Disney's last words being "Kurt Russell"

    It's fucked up that Kurt Russel murdered Walt Disney, and nobody figured it out

    I think Disney might have.

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  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    Maddoc wrote: »
    Gustav wrote: »
    What's everyone's personal theory on why Walt Disney's last words being "Kurt Russell"

    It's fucked up that Kurt Russel murdered Walt Disney, and nobody figured it out

    I mean, is it? Is it really?

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  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    in other news I tried to watch Dirty Harry yesterday

    I've seen it before but I've been meaning to re-watch it for awhile now

    I made it like thirty minutes

    partly because it's copaganda, but also because like half the scenes were so poorly lit I couldn't even see anything

    I do like that what dirty harry eats for lunch and dinner every day is just a bigass plain hotdog, that's the nice thing I have to say about it

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    It clearly means Maggie Simpson killed Walt Disney

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  • Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    Shorty wrote: »

    I do like that what dirty harry eats for lunch and dinner every day is just a bigass plain hotdog, that's the nice thing I have to say about it

    are you saying bitch ain't used a condiments

    that is the real crime

  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Only Dirty Harry movie I like is The Dead Pool

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  • Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    Only Dirty Harry movie I like is The Dead Pool

    what about harry and the hendersons

    i heartell that harry was also extremely filthy

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