"On Tuesday, Hawk announced on Instagram that Pretending I’m a Superman, a documentary about the immortal Tony Hawk Pro Skater video game series, will be premiering at the festival on February 29. He’ll be in attendance for a panel with Rodney Mullen and the filmmakers to discuss the film."
This fucking rules.
Paging Jeff Gerstmann. Jeff Gerstmann, please pick up the courtesy phone.
I got my hair cut into Jack Burton's mullet for Halloween one year
I was gonna pull out my phone to show the hairdresser a photo and she was deeply offended and said she knew the fuckin' haircut and gave it to me perfectly from memory
Honestly the bit in Big Trouble In Little China where Jack Burton KOs himself and is unconscious for most of the final battle is some extremely good comedy
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Munkus BeaverYou don't have to attend every argument you are invited to.Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPAregular
Honestly the bit in Big Trouble In Little China where Jack Burton KOs himself and is unconscious for most of the final battle is some extremely good comedy
It’s a pretty consistent movie WRT Burton, right up through the point where his ignorance is why he wins.
Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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I like when I come back to the thread and there's 80 some-odd replies so I think something important has happened but then it's just... Kurt Russel and sharks.
if this is how you folks make art it's fucking depressing
Munkus BeaverYou don't have to attend every argument you are invited to.Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPAregular
I like when I come back to the thread and there's 80 some-odd replies so I think something important has happened but then it's just... Kurt Russel and sharks.
If I see that many replies I just assume someone brought up food, fuck styles, or grammar
Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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I like when I come back to the thread and there's 80 some-odd replies so I think something important has happened but then it's just... Kurt Russel and sharks.
If I see that many replies I just assume someone brought up food, fuck styles, or grammar
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is that streaming anywhere?
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That's filthy Harry. There's a distinct difference.
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dude grabbed a wiener, slapped it in a bun, harry took that shit and stuffed it in his mouth
That's how my middle kid eats hot dogs.
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you have thus birthed the new clint eastwood
it's like you're Mary but from Nevada
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yeah that hole gets dark real quick
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Actually its a harpoon cannon
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"I am the Man With No Name. Call me Ishmael."
Also, the shark does a sad dying roar at the end of the original, and I think 3D has sort of a watery guttural sound during the climax?
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yeah keep changing that story go on
Ok. Now it's a cannon that only shoots boots.
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My bad, you're right.
It's more like the roar of an eighteen-wheeler going off a cliff.
It's the sound of a giant fucking explosion.
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Nah, it's the sound of a dead shark!
(helps if I link the video)
I've always liked Magnum Force as kind of a counter to every other Harry movie.
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Alex Winter found some old photos from Bill and Ted 1. Man they look the same back then... f'ing san dimas vampires.
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It's a rebuttal piece to Shaving Ryan's Privates.
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I remember that from when, as a wee lad, I would scour all of the R rated VHS tapes looking for boobies.
when i worked in the poorn store, The Fat, The Bald and The Ugly was our biggest seller, especially amongst the clerks.
No joke.
I was gonna pull out my phone to show the hairdresser a photo and she was deeply offended and said she knew the fuckin' haircut and gave it to me perfectly from memory
It’s a pretty consistent movie WRT Burton, right up through the point where his ignorance is why he wins.
More like Kurt Russell ate a shark.
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If I see that many replies I just assume someone brought up food, fuck styles, or grammar
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Exactly! Who fucks better out of the Jaws shark and the truck from The Duel?
God, this movie is so good
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It is!
And it's very different from the original story!
Both are good!