Which advertising character would make the best room mate

PlatyPlaty Registered User regular

Which advertising character would make the best room mate 73 votes

Mr. Clean, the house and bathroom are always clean
47%
SporkAndrewMysstMulysaSemproniusKevin CristSonelanchromdomAtari SoulVeldrinDJ EebssarukunNightDragonSirToastyThatDudeOverTherevalhalla130KetBraMaddocBucketmanRingoJedocElaro 35 votes
Chef Boyardee, semi-delicious Italian food all year round
9%
MegaMan001astrobstrdHades3clipseVirgil_Leads_YoucB557BillyIdle 7 votes
The Jolly Green Giant, for the gardening and fresh vegetables
8%
ButlerJavenQuidgodmodeMrMonroeMayabird 6 votes
Joe Camel, because I'm also a chain smoker
2%
The Cow KingJuggernut 2 votes
The Energizer Bunny, he keeps you awake at night, I have no idea why someone would pick this
8%
MulletudeKadithkriegsFlarneLucedesdiscrider 6 votes
Other (please name)
23%
Raijin QuickfootDex DynamomrpakuTNTrooperUrielnightmarennyZonugalRorshach KringlePeenchrishallett83jgeisSLyMMr FuzzbuttGustavVoid SlayerSCREECH OF THE FARGmilski 17 votes
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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
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    Chester Cheetah.

    You know that dude always has weed.

    HEY SATAN! HERE'S MY WISHLIST! GO NUTS YOU DEVIL!

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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
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    Mr peanut.

  • PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    Mr. Clean, the house and bathroom are always clean
    I looked up Chester Cheetah and Wikipedia describes him as always desperate to eat other people's cheetos

    He probably also helps himself to anything which is in the fridge

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
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    Platy wrote: »
    I looked up Chester Cheetah and Wikipedia describes him as always desperate to eat other people's cheetos

    He probably also helps himself to anything which is in the fridge

    I don't mind! I'm generous.

    HEY SATAN! HERE'S MY WISHLIST! GO NUTS YOU DEVIL!

    https://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/1JI9WWSRW1YJI
  • SLyMSLyM Registered User regular
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    LarLar

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  • ElaroElaro Mister No Fun AllowedRegistered User regular
    Mr. Clean, the house and bathroom are always clean
    lol if you think Chef Boyardee's cooking is even "semi-"delicious...

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  • chrishallett83chrishallett83 A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
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    Jared from Subway, because he'd be the one who owns the apartment you're renting a room in, and now he's in jail you've got the whole place to yourself.

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  • WiseManTobesWiseManTobes Registered User regular
    edited January 18
    Spuds Mackenzie.
    Do I even need to explain?

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  • PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Realtor Santa ClaritaRegistered User regular
    Oh definitely the Geico anthropomorphic wad of money.

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  • ProlegomenaProlegomena Frictionless Spinning The VoidRegistered User regular
    Anthony Stewart Head of Nescafe (and possibly other things) fame.

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  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    gonna go with Aaron Rodgers

    he seems like a pretty funny guy and won't have any problems paying rent

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  • VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    Mr. Clean, the house and bathroom are always clean
    How is this even a choice

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  • DepressperadoDepressperado I just wanted to see you laughing in the pizza rainRegistered User regular
    one of the cavemen

    because they're legit and civilized, I bet they're very polite and they would probably make breakfast

    plus they'd really help me stay on my paleo diet
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  • PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    Mr. Clean, the house and bathroom are always clean
    Veldrin wrote: »
    How is this even a choice

    Some people wanna screw Tony the Tiger but I didn't include him because I'm not sure he even lives anywhere, he just seems to hang around basketball courts

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  • VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    Mr. Clean, the house and bathroom are always clean
    but imagine never having to dust your living room or scrub your gross toilet ever again

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  • PsykomaPsykoma Registered User regular
    Mr. Clean, the house and bathroom are always clean
    Cleaning is the part of life I hate the most.

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  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    I don't want any of these psychopaths on my property.

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  • VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    Mr. Clean, the house and bathroom are always clean
    tynic wrote: »
    I don't want any of these psychopaths on my property.

    ok but what if the psychopath, like, always put your dishes away and folded your clothes

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  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Veldrin wrote: »
    tynic wrote: »
    I don't want any of these psychopaths on my property.

    ok but what if the psychopath, like, always put your dishes away and folded your clothes

    if you'd seen the state of my house you'd realise that is the antithesis of how I want to live

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  • JedocJedoc Take a look. It's in a book. It was always in a book, you fool.Registered User regular
    Mr. Clean, the house and bathroom are always clean
    First I thought that the Jolly Green Giant was the clear answer. Because if he's your roommate that means you live in like a million square foot house, otherwise he couldn't live there.

    Then again, a house that size would take a lot of cleaning, and I bet that jolly green jerk would track in like a truckload of dirt every time he came in.

    Best to be safe.

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  • PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    Mr. Clean, the house and bathroom are always clean

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  • TubularLuggageTubularLuggage Registered User regular
    The Canadian Tire guy. Seems like a friendly fella, and you'd have all the slightly gimmicky shovels and gardening equipment you could ever want. Plus, you just know he and the A&W Canada guy hang out, so you'd probably get free food every now and then.

  • astrobstrdastrobstrd So full of mercy... Registered User regular
    Chef Boyardee, semi-delicious Italian food all year round
    I run on trash. More please.

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  • ZonugalZonugal The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
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  • NightDragonNightDragon 6th Grade Username Registered User regular
    Mr. Clean, the house and bathroom are always clean
    I was going to say "Tony the Tiger" because he'd motivate you, but Brawny Dude is now coming in at a close 2nd.

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  • EnlongEnlong Registered User regular
    edited January 18
    Platy wrote: »
    I looked up Chester Cheetah and Wikipedia describes him as always desperate to eat other people's cheetos

    He probably also helps himself to anything which is in the fridge

    That article is super outdated. He once had the Trix Rabbit thing going, but it’s been I want to say decades since that was his deal.

    Now he’s eerily enthusiastic about getting Cheetos to other people, and particularly is into seeing folks perform feats of agility or cunning to get them in stylish ways. He’s like some vageuely creepy cheese guru.

    He’ll also charter a yacht to see a whale just to prove that a Cheeto looks like one.

    Enlong on
    YggiDee wrote: »
    Having teenaged RPG leads is really cool until you stop being a teenager yourself. Do you remember being seventeen? You're a dumbass at seventeen! I wanna be saved by the guy who's twenty-seven. He's at least payed taxes. He knows how to do shit. He can drive.
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  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    It's baffling to me that the US, the home of Cheetos, don't sell Cheetos cheese and bacon balls aka the only good Cheeto product.

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  • JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    Joe Camel, because I'm also a chain smoker
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  • JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    Joe Camel, because I'm also a chain smoker
    I actually don't smoke but man how cool would I be if I did? We all know smoking makes you cooler and has no negative drawbacks whatsoever except for maybe making you too cool for school.

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  • SCREECH OF THE FARGSCREECH OF THE FARG #1 PARROTHEAD margaritavilleRegistered User regular
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    the animated esurance lady people got too horny for

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  • astrobstrdastrobstrd So full of mercy... Registered User regular
    Chef Boyardee, semi-delicious Italian food all year round
    the animated esurance lady people got too horny for

    For a moment, I thought you meant Progressive Flo, since I...well...you know...

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  • JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    Joe Camel, because I'm also a chain smoker
    Hey Flo can, and does, get it.

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  • astrobstrdastrobstrd So full of mercy... Registered User regular
    Chef Boyardee, semi-delicious Italian food all year round
    Believe me, my stammering was not from a belief that she does not.

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  • JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    Joe Camel, because I'm also a chain smoker
    This is now the Which Advertising Mascot Are You The Horniest For thread I'll start Kraft Cheeseosaurus Rex with the Hamburger Helper Hand a close second

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  • StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    The Noid fucks

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  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    Sterica wrote: »
    The Noid fucks

    yeah, but not what you'd expect

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  • JedocJedoc Take a look. It's in a book. It was always in a book, you fool.Registered User regular
    Mr. Clean, the house and bathroom are always clean
    Flo, but the robot version.

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  • RingoRingo HE KEEPS REPEATING THE LINE I'M GONNA CRY BLEASE LET HIM LIVE YOU MADE ME WATCH SO MUCH KISSING IN THIS FILM LET INIGO LIVERegistered User regular
    Mr. Clean, the house and bathroom are always clean
    Brawny Dude is absolutely a Born Again and not someone I want in my life

    If we're not talking about shacking up with, while I think Flo would be a great roommate, Erin Esurance would be a better wingman

    I think I'd have to split the difference between Mayhem and the Most Interesting Man in the World:

    Old Spice Guy

    Sterica wrote: »
    I know my last visit to my grandpa on his deathbed was to find out how the whole Nazi werewolf thing turned out.
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  • GustavGustav Registered User regular
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    Red Dog because beer and also a dog

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  • WiseManTobesWiseManTobes Registered User regular
    Oh can that one insurance guy that can teleport (state farm?) also teleport you?

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