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Which advertising character would make the best room mate

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    Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Registered User regular
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    jgeisjgeis Registered User regular
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    The Maui onion chip guy. Look how cool he is!

    Coolness is the only factor that matters in a roommate.

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    mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
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    The Most Interesting Man in the world would probably be an excellent wingman when he was around. And the rest of the time, he probably wouldn't even be there- absentee roommates are the best roommates

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2020
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    Horny for a mascot?

    The fucking Hamburger Helper Hand can GET IT

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
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    "oh... Mr Helper... What are you doing with that spoon? I have been a very bad boy."

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    RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    Mr. Clean, the house and bathroom are always clean
    Oh can that one insurance guy that can teleport (state farm?) also teleport you?

    The State Farm jingle is what teleports you, not the agents

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    I know my last visit to my grandpa on his deathbed was to find out how the whole Nazi werewolf thing turned out.
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    mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
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    I feel like the Hamburger Helper glove would accidentally walk in on you masturbating one day and then everything would get really super weird for a couple of months before he moved out

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    PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    Mr. Clean, the house and bathroom are always clean
    I wanna point out that the Energizer Bunny once fought and won against Darth Vader

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    cB557cB557 voOOP Registered User regular
    Chef Boyardee, semi-delicious Italian food all year round
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    How is this even a choice
    I do not care about keeping my living space clean and I like soup.

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    Dex DynamoDex Dynamo Registered User regular
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    The answer is of course beloved character actor JK Simmons, because beloved character actor JK Simmons is a national treasure

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    Fido Dido seems like he'd be pretty chill.

    And he knows Garfield.

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    MayabirdMayabird Pecking at the keyboardRegistered User regular
    edited January 2020
    The Jolly Green Giant, for the gardening and fresh vegetables
    Yay gardening! Yay veggie garden!

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    tbh the only advertising characters I remember with any fidelity are the ones from Australia in the 90s

    so my options are Bing Lee and Jan from those Yellow Pages ads. Oh, and those weird suicidal eggs from the sunscreen ad.
    I'm going with Jan, she seems easily cowed.

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    PsykomaPsykoma Registered User regular
    Mr. Clean, the house and bathroom are always clean
    I'm going to operate on the assumption that the House Hippo is an advertising character

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    Librarian's ghostLibrarian's ghost Librarian, Ghostbuster, and TimSpork Registered User regular
    I’m going with Colin Ferguson from the TV show Eureka and also Maytag Mascot. He seems like a nice guy.

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    Virgil_Leads_YouVirgil_Leads_You Proud Father House GardenerRegistered User regular
    Chef Boyardee, semi-delicious Italian food all year round
    Mr. Clean seems like he'd be high maintenance to live with.
    Let me wear my shoes in my own house Mr. Clean.

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    EmperorSethEmperorSeth Registered User regular
    Mr. Clean seems like he'd be high maintenance to live with.
    Let me wear my shoes in my own house Mr. Clean.

    I worry he'd be one of those guys with weekly Chore Charts. I had a roommate like that and would NOT do that again.

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    TubularLuggageTubularLuggage Registered User regular
    edited January 2020
    Leaning the other way, the Burger King King. You live with that dude for a few months, and then nothing else would ever shock or surprise you again.

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    Void SlayerVoid Slayer Very Suspicious Registered User regular
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    Captain Morgan is a quick choice since same first name, but probably Jack from Jack in the Box. Seems responsible and I imagine he would be rooming with me after a messy divorce so kids only every other weekend.

    Or maybe Buzz from Honey Nut Cheerios. Honey bees arent that annoying or dangerous and dont take up much room.

    He's a shy overambitious dog-catcher on the wrong side of the law. She's an orphaned psychic mercenary with the power to bend men's minds. They fight crime!
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    SorceSorce Not ThereRegistered User regular
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    Post/sig synergy.

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    RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    Mr. Clean, the house and bathroom are always clean
    Buzz is a good choice, little guy is very friendly

    Captain Morgan is a PUA at best

    Sterica wrote: »
    I know my last visit to my grandpa on his deathbed was to find out how the whole Nazi werewolf thing turned out.
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    Virgil_Leads_YouVirgil_Leads_You Proud Father House GardenerRegistered User regular
    Chef Boyardee, semi-delicious Italian food all year round
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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    nobody is picking those bears that want to fuck the toilet paper, right?

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    LucedesLucedes might be real Registered User regular
    The Energizer Bunny, he keeps you awake at night, I have no idea why someone would pick this
    hear me out: the energizer bunny can charge all your devices and keep the party going all night long.
    canonically stronger than darth vader, also, so he'll keep you safe.

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    RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    Mr. Clean, the house and bathroom are always clean
    Noise complaints

    Sterica wrote: »
    I know my last visit to my grandpa on his deathbed was to find out how the whole Nazi werewolf thing turned out.
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    discriderdiscrider Registered User regular
    edited January 2020
    The Energizer Bunny, he keeps you awake at night, I have no idea why someone would pick this
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    tynic wrote: »
    tbh the only advertising characters I remember with any fidelity are the ones from Australia in the 90s

    so my options are Bing Lee and Jan from those Yellow Pages ads. Oh, and those weird suicidal eggs from the sunscreen ad.
    I'm going with Jan, she seems easily cowed.

    But if we're going with actual proper choices, I'd room with the Mum from the below milk ad.

    https://youtu.be/5MdmkjuU2c4

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    ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    The Jolly Green Giant, for the gardening and fresh vegetables
    That George Clooney character from the Nespresso ads

    He seems like a decent fellow, plus he has the Nespresso machine, so you’re all set if you ever feel like three-sevenths of a cup of coffee.

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    PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    Mr. Clean, the house and bathroom are always clean
    The Burger King probably treats everyone around him like burger peasants

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    PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    Mr. Clean, the house and bathroom are always clean
    Also the toilet paper bears live in the woods!

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    SorceSorce Not ThereRegistered User regular
    In a house, though.

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    PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    I've changed my mind, this would be my roommate.

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
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    Oh shit! I got it!

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    HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    I wanna live with them brother and sister who sell coffee and fuck

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    astrobstrdastrobstrd So full of mercy... Registered User regular
    Chef Boyardee, semi-delicious Italian food all year round
    Take in the PTSD Peloton lady while you’re at it.

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    Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
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    sexy hamburglar

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    Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
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    wanna live with the hunky criminal what keeps robbing millionaire clowns

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2020
    Platy wrote: »
    Also the toilet paper bears live in the woods!

    wherever the toilet paper bears live it is far too close for comfort
    Those Dr-Moreau monstrosities - half-wittedly aping the social rituals of mankind by creating fetish objects from disposable tree mulch - should have been put out of their misery and fired into the heart of Jupiter years ago.



    edit: I only came across these creatures in the last two months when Hulu suddenly plonked them into their ad breaks, so this trauma is still very fresh for me.

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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    Mr. Clean, the house and bathroom are always clean
    It never gets better. I have hated those miserable scat beasts since I was a child, and every time I see them the loathing is sharp and sparkling.

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Jedoc wrote: »
    It never gets better. I have hated those miserable scat beasts since I was a child, and every time I see them the loathing is sharp and sparkling.

    I have a theory that if we could isolate and deactivate the gene interactions responsible for finding those bears 'cute' or 'appealing' or 'vaguely tolerable', humanity would become instantly 60% less idiotic and fucked up.
    I admit it's not founded on very much, but i think it's worth trying.

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
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    Real talk

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