Which advertising character would make the best room mate

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  • TNTrooperTNTrooper Registered User regular
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    Ryan Reynolds is the spokesman for his gin company.

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  • RingoRingo HE KEEPS REPEATING THE LINE I'M GONNA CRY BLEASE LET HIM LIVE YOU MADE ME WATCH SO MUCH KISSING IN THIS FILM LET INIGO LIVERegistered User regular
    Mr. Clean, the house and bathroom are always clean
    I was so excited for rathergood to actually be a commercial success

    But what the fuck was quiznos thinking

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    I know my last visit to my grandpa on his deathbed was to find out how the whole Nazi werewolf thing turned out.
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  • PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    Mr. Clean, the house and bathroom are always clean
    The toilet paper is so soft it gives animals orgasms

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
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    Real talk

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  • SnicketysnickSnicketysnick The Greatest Hype Man in WesterosRegistered User regular
    If I can have 2 roomates, the Hippo and Duck from the old Silentnight mattress ads looked like a very nice couple

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  • QuidQuid I don't... what... hnnng Registered User regular
    The Jolly Green Giant, for the gardening and fresh vegetables
    Mr. Clean strikes me as the type of person who'd tear in to your shit if you didn't maintain a similarly high level of cleanliness.

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus premium Registered User regular

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  • StiltsStilts Registered User regular
    Mr. Clean, the house and bathroom are always clean
    Quid wrote: »
    Mr. Clean strikes me as the type of person who'd tear in to your shit if you didn't maintain a similarly high level of cleanliness.

    I dunno, he seems pretty friendly and chill in the commercials.

    I imagine him like Agent 47’s twin brother who got super into housekeeping instead of murder. You don’t even notice him doing his thing, then next time you enter your walk-in shower you suddenly realize the glass is crystal clear.

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  • RingoRingo HE KEEPS REPEATING THE LINE I'M GONNA CRY BLEASE LET HIM LIVE YOU MADE ME WATCH SO MUCH KISSING IN THIS FILM LET INIGO LIVERegistered User regular
    Mr. Clean, the house and bathroom are always clean
    What about nutrigrain guy?

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    I know my last visit to my grandpa on his deathbed was to find out how the whole Nazi werewolf thing turned out.
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  • JedocJedoc Take a look. It's in a book. It was always in a book, you fool.Registered User regular
    Mr. Clean, the house and bathroom are always clean
    Platy wrote: »
    The toilet paper is so soft it gives animals orgasms


    I don't generally condone trophy hunting, but I want to turn every smug, deviant animal in that commercial into a rug and then throw away the rugs.

    But especially the bear.

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  • JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    Joe Camel, because I'm also a chain smoker
    Platy wrote: »
    The toilet paper is so soft it gives animals orgasms


    I only support products that gets animals off sexually.

    When I say "dolphin friendly tuna" I mean the dolphin needs to cum. The tuna, too.

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  • GvzbgulGvzbgul Ask me about my scrotalist agenda Registered User regular
    Mr. Clean, the house and bathroom are always clean
    Mr Clean is like a clean freak flatmate who doesn't have the personality of a clean freak flatmate. So he's the best.

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  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
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    DarkPrimus wrote: »

    Ah yes, the "unlimited access to cocaine" option

  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular

  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus premium Registered User regular
    Oh, of course! I'll room with Alien Jones.

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  • MichaelLCMichaelLC In what furnace was thy brain? ChicagoRegistered User regular
    The easy answer is the real life Wendy, but probably the Vlasic stork or Duke from Bush's beans.

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  • ElaroElaro Mister No Fun AllowedRegistered User regular
    Mr. Clean, the house and bathroom are always clean
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    Jedoc wrote: »
    It never gets better. I have hated those miserable scat beasts since I was a child, and every time I see them the loathing is sharp and sparkling.

    I have a theory that if we could isolate and deactivate the gene interactions responsible for finding those bears 'cute' or 'appealing' or 'vaguely tolerable', humanity would become instantly 60% less idiotic and fucked up.
    I admit it's not founded on very much, but i think it's worth trying.
    Jedoc wrote: »
    Platy wrote: »
    The toilet paper is so soft it gives animals orgasms


    I don't generally condone trophy hunting, but I want to turn every smug, deviant animal in that commercial into a rug and then throw away the rugs.

    But especially the bear.

    Wow, here comes the Fun Police! Watch out for Jedoc, I hear he has a "License to Kill... the Thrill"!

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    DarkPrimus wrote: »

    ESPN has some of the funniest fucking commercials

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  • timspork's ghosttimspork's ghost Master Librarian and Ghostbuster Registered User regular
    I just remembered that the Muppets basically do nothing but commercials now so I’m going to say the Muppets.

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  • RingoRingo HE KEEPS REPEATING THE LINE I'M GONNA CRY BLEASE LET HIM LIVE YOU MADE ME WATCH SO MUCH KISSING IN THIS FILM LET INIGO LIVERegistered User regular
    Mr. Clean, the house and bathroom are always clean
    Even Crazy Harry?

    Sterica wrote: »
    I know my last visit to my grandpa on his deathbed was to find out how the whole Nazi werewolf thing turned out.
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  • timspork's ghosttimspork's ghost Master Librarian and Ghostbuster Registered User regular
    Yes. All of them. If I’m going to be stuck with a fictional character used for ads, let’s just go fucking nuts with it.

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  • PolaritiePolaritie Sleepy Registered User regular
    Yes. All of them. If I’m going to be stuck with a fictional character used for ads, let’s just go fucking nuts with it.

    What did Mr Peanut ever do to you?

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  • timspork's ghosttimspork's ghost Master Librarian and Ghostbuster Registered User regular
    Polaritie wrote: »
    Yes. All of them. If I’m going to be stuck with a fictional character used for ads, let’s just go fucking nuts with it.

    What did Mr Peanut ever do to you?

    I was assaulted!

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