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I'm Frank Drebin! And don't ever let me catch you in America again! (NSF56K)

TheSonicRetardTheSonicRetard Registered User regular
edited May 2007 in Social Entropy++
FROM THE FILES OF POLICE SQUAD

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Starring:

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Leslie Nelson (LINK)

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And featuring:

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OJ Simpson (LINK)

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George Kennedy (LINK)

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With:

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Priscilla Presley (LINK)

and guest starring:

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THE NAKED GUN
"Well, when I see five weirdos dressed in togas, stabbing a man in the middle of the park in front of a full view of 100 people, I shoot the bastards, that's my policy."
"That was a Shakesphere In The Park Production of Julius Caesar, you moron! You killed five actors! Good ones!"

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Oh man, back when Leslie Nielson was the shit. Yes.

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    J. GrantJ. Grant Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2007
    And don't call me Shirley.

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    TheSonicRetardTheSonicRetard Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    Oh man, back when Leslie Nielson was the shit. Yes.

    I'm watching all three back to back. I like the first one the best.

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    XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    =) I loved those movies

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    FrankoFranko Sometimes I really wish I had four feet so I could dance with myself to the drumbeat Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Oh man the developement of 90s humour, awesome

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    LurkerLurker Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I love it!

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    scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    The Naked Gun flicks totally lasted through the new millenium.

    Other humor made around the late 80s/90s tends not to age well. News Radio, for instance - I loved it when I was younger, but the only redeemable character is Phil Hartman's.

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    GABBO GABBO GABBOGABBO GABBO GABBO Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    ENRICO POLLAZO JUST SAVED THE QUEEN!

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    DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2007
    The Naked Gun flicks totally lasted through the new millenium.

    Other humor made around the late 80s/90s tends not to age well. News Radio, for instance - I loved it when I was younger, but the only redeemable character is Phil Hartman's.
    You don't know what you're talking about. For example, Kids in the Hall as well as Mr. Show with Bob and David.

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    TheSonicRetardTheSonicRetard Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    The Naked Gun flicks totally lasted through the new millenium.

    Other humor made around the late 80s/90s tends not to age well. News Radio, for instance - I loved it when I was younger, but the only redeemable character is Phil Hartman's.

    The David Zucker and Jim Abrams movies are timeless. Airplane is just as funny today as it was yesterday, as is Mafia. Hotshots still cracks me up, as does Dumb and Dumber. I'd go so far as to say they're my favorite writers.

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I love the old comedies when making racial jokes wasn't so fucking taboo. Like in Airplane.
    Randy: Can I get you something?
    Second Jive Dude: 'S'mofo butter layin' me to da' BONE! Jackin' me up... tight me!
    Randy: I'm sorry, I don't understand.
    First Jive Dude: Cutty say 'e can't HANG!
    Jive Lady: Oh stewardess! I speak jive.
    Randy: Oh, good.
    Jive Lady: He said that he's in great pain and he wants to know if you can help him.
    Randy: All right. Would you tell him to just relax and I'll be back as soon as I can with some medicine?
    Jive Lady: Jus' hang loose, blood. She gonna catch ya up on da' rebound on da' med side.
    Second Jive Dude: What it is, big mama? My mama no raise no dummies. I dug her rap!
    Jive Lady: Cut me some slack, Jack! Chump don' want no help, chump don't GET da' help!
    First Jive Dude: Say 'e can't hang, say seven up!
    Jive Lady: Jive ass dude don't got no brains anyhow! Hmmph!

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    ShujaaShujaa Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    J. Grant wrote: »
    And don't call me Shirley.

    Thank you.

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2007
    Weird Al has a cameo in all three Naked Gun movies.

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    TheSonicRetardTheSonicRetard Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Weaver wrote: »
    I love the old comedies when making racial jokes wasn't so fucking taboo. Like in Airplane.
    Randy: Can I get you something?
    Second Jive Dude: 'S'mofo butter layin' me to da' BONE! Jackin' me up... tight me!
    Randy: I'm sorry, I don't understand.
    First Jive Dude: Cutty say 'e can't HANG!
    Jive Lady: Oh stewardess! I speak jive.
    Randy: Oh, good.
    Jive Lady: He said that he's in great pain and he wants to know if you can help him.
    Randy: All right. Would you tell him to just relax and I'll be back as soon as I can with some medicine?
    Jive Lady: Jus' hang loose, blood. She gonna catch ya up on da' rebound on da' med side.
    Second Jive Dude: What it is, big mama? My mama no raise no dummies. I dug her rap!
    Jive Lady: Cut me some slack, Jack! Chump don' want no help, chump don't GET da' help!
    First Jive Dude: Say 'e can't hang, say seven up!
    Jive Lady: Jive ass dude don't got no brains anyhow! Hmmph!

    One of my favorite jokes in The Naked Gun 33 1/3, during the opening scene. When all hell breaks loose, one of the ladies with the carriage lets go, and begins chasing after her baby while mouthing "MY BABY!"

    Then, from behind her, we see a lawnmower start to fall down the stairs, and this mexican dude is running after it with a horrified look on his face, mouthing "MY LAWNMOWER!"

    makes me laugh out loud every time.

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    DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2007
    Hahah, that's fucking great.

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    RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Weaver wrote: »
    I love the old comedies when making racial jokes wasn't so fucking taboo. Like in Airplane.
    Randy: Can I get you something?
    Second Jive Dude: 'S'mofo butter layin' me to da' BONE! Jackin' me up... tight me!
    Randy: I'm sorry, I don't understand.
    First Jive Dude: Cutty say 'e can't HANG!
    Jive Lady: Oh stewardess! I speak jive.
    Randy: Oh, good.
    Jive Lady: He said that he's in great pain and he wants to know if you can help him.
    Randy: All right. Would you tell him to just relax and I'll be back as soon as I can with some medicine?
    Jive Lady: Jus' hang loose, blood. She gonna catch ya up on da' rebound on da' med side.
    Second Jive Dude: What it is, big mama? My mama no raise no dummies. I dug her rap!
    Jive Lady: Cut me some slack, Jack! Chump don' want no help, chump don't GET da' help!
    First Jive Dude: Say 'e can't hang, say seven up!
    Jive Lady: Jive ass dude don't got no brains anyhow! Hmmph!

    Blazing. Saddles.

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2007
    When you've got Ricardo Montalban and Robert Goulet as villains, you're doing something right.

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    Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    The Naked Gun flicks totally lasted through the new millenium.

    Other humor made around the late 80s/90s tends not to age well. News Radio, for instance - I loved it when I was younger, but the only redeemable character is Phil Hartman's.

    man

    you

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    scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Lord Dave wrote: »
    The Naked Gun flicks totally lasted through the new millenium.

    Other humor made around the late 80s/90s tends not to age well. News Radio, for instance - I loved it when I was younger, but the only redeemable character is Phil Hartman's.

    man

    you

    haha, I know, I know

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2007
    The Hot Shots movies are still great to watch.

    And the Airplane! movies.

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    Carol VordermanCarol Vorderman Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Weaver wrote: »
    I love the old comedies when making racial jokes wasn't so fucking taboo. Like in Airplane.
    Randy: Can I get you something?
    Second Jive Dude: 'S'mofo butter layin' me to da' BONE! Jackin' me up... tight me!
    Randy: I'm sorry, I don't understand.
    First Jive Dude: Cutty say 'e can't HANG!
    Jive Lady: Oh stewardess! I speak jive.
    Randy: Oh, good.
    Jive Lady: He said that he's in great pain and he wants to know if you can help him.
    Randy: All right. Would you tell him to just relax and I'll be back as soon as I can with some medicine?
    Jive Lady: Jus' hang loose, blood. She gonna catch ya up on da' rebound on da' med side.
    Second Jive Dude: What it is, big mama? My mama no raise no dummies. I dug her rap!
    Jive Lady: Cut me some slack, Jack! Chump don' want no help, chump don't GET da' help!
    First Jive Dude: Say 'e can't hang, say seven up!
    Jive Lady: Jive ass dude don't got no brains anyhow! Hmmph!
    My favorite part was when they would just be all "Daaaaamn" and the subtitles would say "Golly"

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Ruckus wrote: »
    Weaver wrote: »
    I love the old comedies when making racial jokes wasn't so fucking taboo. Like in Airplane.
    Randy: Can I get you something?
    Second Jive Dude: 'S'mofo butter layin' me to da' BONE! Jackin' me up... tight me!
    Randy: I'm sorry, I don't understand.
    First Jive Dude: Cutty say 'e can't HANG!
    Jive Lady: Oh stewardess! I speak jive.
    Randy: Oh, good.
    Jive Lady: He said that he's in great pain and he wants to know if you can help him.
    Randy: All right. Would you tell him to just relax and I'll be back as soon as I can with some medicine?
    Jive Lady: Jus' hang loose, blood. She gonna catch ya up on da' rebound on da' med side.
    Second Jive Dude: What it is, big mama? My mama no raise no dummies. I dug her rap!
    Jive Lady: Cut me some slack, Jack! Chump don' want no help, chump don't GET da' help!
    First Jive Dude: Say 'e can't hang, say seven up!
    Jive Lady: Jive ass dude don't got no brains anyhow! Hmmph!

    Blazing. Saddles.

    Oh dear God. Mel Brooks. Yes.

    EXCUSE ME WHILE I WHIP THIS OUT

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    Katchem_ashKatchem_ash __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2007
    Yeah the Naked Gun movies were pretty good and funny as well. Poor OJ Simpson was the bunt of so many hospital jokes and got injured so often. I also like that "safe sex" part of one of the movies.

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    BlankspaceBlankspace __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2007
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    Ruckus wrote: »
    Weaver wrote: »
    I love the old comedies when making racial jokes wasn't so fucking taboo. Like in Airplane.
    Randy: Can I get you something?
    Second Jive Dude: 'S'mofo butter layin' me to da' BONE! Jackin' me up... tight me!
    Randy: I'm sorry, I don't understand.
    First Jive Dude: Cutty say 'e can't HANG!
    Jive Lady: Oh stewardess! I speak jive.
    Randy: Oh, good.
    Jive Lady: He said that he's in great pain and he wants to know if you can help him.
    Randy: All right. Would you tell him to just relax and I'll be back as soon as I can with some medicine?
    Jive Lady: Jus' hang loose, blood. She gonna catch ya up on da' rebound on da' med side.
    Second Jive Dude: What it is, big mama? My mama no raise no dummies. I dug her rap!
    Jive Lady: Cut me some slack, Jack! Chump don' want no help, chump don't GET da' help!
    First Jive Dude: Say 'e can't hang, say seven up!
    Jive Lady: Jive ass dude don't got no brains anyhow! Hmmph!

    Blazing. Saddles.

    Oh dear God. Mel Brooks. Yes.

    EXCUSE ME WHILE I WHIP THIS OUT
    The Bad Guy Line.

    Oh lord, The Bad Guy Line.

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    J. Grant wrote: »
    And don't call me Shirley.

    That was on TV the other day.

    I watched it.

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    Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Yeah the Naked Gun movies were pretty good and funny as well. Poor OJ Simpson was the bunt of so many hospital jokes and got injured so often. I also like that "safe sex" part of one of the movies.

    hehe, "bunt"

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    BlankspaceBlankspace __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2007
    While I like the Naked Gun series, I can never forgive Leslie Nelson for one movie


    2001: A Space Travesty

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Dracula: Dead and loving it was awesome

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    While I like the Naked Gun series, I can never forgive Leslie Nelson for one movie


    2001: A Space Travesty

    Scary Movie 3 *cough*

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    BlankspaceBlankspace __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2007
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    While I like the Naked Gun series, I can never forgive Leslie Nelson for one movie


    2001: A Space Travesty

    Scary Movie 3 *cough*
    What are you talking about?

    There are only 2 Scary Movies.

    Only 2.

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Madam.



    You are suckin' on my elbow.

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Hey motherfucker, be glad I haven't brought up Surf Ninjas.

    Oh God.

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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Lord Dave wrote: »
    The Naked Gun flicks totally lasted through the new millenium.

    Other humor made around the late 80s/90s tends not to age well. News Radio, for instance - I loved it when I was younger, but the only redeemable character is Phil Hartman's.

    man

    you

    haha, I know, I know

    scarlet you are a big dumb dummy.

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    MikeRyuMikeRyu Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Three words:

    The Denver Jockstrap.

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    FishMistFishMist Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    d_b wrote: »
    Weaver wrote: »
    I love the old comedies when making racial jokes wasn't so fucking taboo. Like in Airplane.
    Randy: Can I get you something?
    Second Jive Dude: 'S'mofo butter layin' me to da' BONE! Jackin' me up... tight me!
    Randy: I'm sorry, I don't understand.
    First Jive Dude: Cutty say 'e can't HANG!
    Jive Lady: Oh stewardess! I speak jive.
    Randy: Oh, good.
    Jive Lady: He said that he's in great pain and he wants to know if you can help him.
    Randy: All right. Would you tell him to just relax and I'll be back as soon as I can with some medicine?
    Jive Lady: Jus' hang loose, blood. She gonna catch ya up on da' rebound on da' med side.
    Second Jive Dude: What it is, big mama? My mama no raise no dummies. I dug her rap!
    Jive Lady: Cut me some slack, Jack! Chump don' want no help, chump don't GET da' help!
    First Jive Dude: Say 'e can't hang, say seven up!
    Jive Lady: Jive ass dude don't got no brains anyhow! Hmmph!
    My favorite part was when they would just be all "Sheee-it" and the subtitles would say "Golly"

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    Masked_MulletMasked_Mullet Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I'm just letting you know all our lives are in your hands and were counting on you both. Good luck.

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    TheSonicRetardTheSonicRetard Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Looks like I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue!

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    SpazMuffinSpazMuffin Hey Cut it outRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    lt's a topsy-turvy world, Jane, and maybe the problems of two people don't amount to a hill of beans,

    but this is our hill
    and these are our beans.

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.

    "H-h-h-eroin."

    "I don't know. That's a tall order, Norberg. You're going to have to give me a few days on that."

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