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  • UnbrokenEvaUnbrokenEva HIGH ON THE WIRE BUT I WON'T TRIP ITRegistered User regular
    Winky wrote: »
    Straightzi wrote: »
    I don't see why Colossus's dick would behave at all differently from the rest of his body with regards to the transformation

    Like, he's organic steel, he can still move and stuff

    Right but like

    Just pumping blood into it isn't going to inflate it unless that's like some crazy high blood pressure

    it's not like he has a thin layer of metal over otherwise normal flesh and fats. That's an organic steel heart pumping blood through organic steel veins. The blood is probably mercury or somesuch, too.

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  • WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    Straightzi wrote: »
    I don't see why Colossus's dick would behave at all differently from the rest of his body with regards to the transformation

    Like, he's organic steel, he can still move and stuff

    Right but like

    Just pumping blood into it isn't going to inflate it unless that's like some crazy high blood pressure

    That's a good point

    Also all of his muscles will rapidly run out of oxygen because the blood won't flow correctly, capable of anaerobic actions for only a couple of minutes at most

    So I guess he is just a statue whenever he uses his powers and I never noticed

    Look I'm just asking to be educated, understanding how Colossus' dick works is very important to me

  • Crippl3Crippl3 oh noRegistered User regular
    Whippy wrote: »
    2020 show us A wolverine's dick

    Hickman chart but it's for comparing various Wolverines' cock sizes

  • WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Fearghaill wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    Straightzi wrote: »
    I don't see why Colossus's dick would behave at all differently from the rest of his body with regards to the transformation

    Like, he's organic steel, he can still move and stuff

    Right but like

    Just pumping blood into it isn't going to inflate it unless that's like some crazy high blood pressure

    it's not like he has a thin layer of metal over otherwise normal flesh and fats. That's an organic steel heart pumping blood through organic steel veins. The blood is probably mercury or somesuch, too.

    I see, so we are talking immensely hard erections here

  • WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Crippl3 wrote: »
    Whippy wrote: »
    2020 show us A wolverine's dick

    Hickman chart but it's for comparing various Wolverines' cock sizes

    If Wolverine's regeneration is related to his self-image, if he is emasculated does his dick come back smaller?

  • BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    Nightcrawler canonically has two dicks

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  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    Winky wrote: »
    Crippl3 wrote: »
    Whippy wrote: »
    2020 show us A wolverine's dick

    Hickman chart but it's for comparing various Wolverines' cock sizes

    If Wolverine's regeneration is related to his self-image, if he is emasculated does his dick come back smaller?

    Oh this was part of my theory in the original thread on the subject

    I think Logan used to be very handsome, but he has really bad self image and thinks of himself as a monster

    So his full regenerations change the way that he looks by like, slight exaggerations until he is fully ship of theseused into the Logan we know today

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  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    BlankZoe wrote: »
    Nightcrawler canonically has two dicks

    Gosh he really is the perfect man

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  • WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    BlankZoe wrote: »
    Nightcrawler canonically has two dicks

    Do you think he has ever tried teleporting into his partner?

    It would be extremely dangerous but undeniably impressive.

  • I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    Winky wrote: »
    BlankZoe wrote: »
    Nightcrawler canonically has two dicks

    Do you think he has ever tried teleporting into his partner?

    It would be extremely dangerous but undeniably impressive.

    I would like to be explicitly clear to the world that I enjoy sex with masculine partners before I make this terrible joke.

    Ahem.

    No you misheard, the phrase is telefrag.

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  • ElderlycrawfishElderlycrawfish Registered User regular
    A thought occurs

    Eye Boy has eyes all over his body, right?


    Winky
  • UnbrokenEvaUnbrokenEva HIGH ON THE WIRE BUT I WON'T TRIP ITRegistered User regular
    yes.

    also, yes.

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  • BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    A thought occurs

    Eye Boy has eyes all over his body, right?


    The Dicks Have Eyes

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  • WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    It would probably be too dark to see anything though

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  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    Winky wrote: »
    It would probably be too dark to see anything though

    At least some of those eyes can see in the dark

  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    Eye Boy's eyes I believe have exhibited abilities including night vision, infrared, and x-ray vision.

  • never dienever die Registered User regular
    BlankZoe wrote: »
    A thought occurs

    Eye Boy has eyes all over his body, right?


    The Dicks Have Eyes

    Whelp, time for my monthly spit take while reading the forums.

  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    BlankZoe wrote: »
    Nightcrawler canonically has two dicks

    Is that actually canonical? I know Claremont said that was something he intended, but he also intended to make Mystique Kurt's father at one point.

  • I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    BlankZoe wrote: »
    A thought occurs

    Eye Boy has eyes all over his body, right?


    The Dicks Have Eyes

    Usually it's just one

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  • BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    Okay

    We gotta work this out

    Who fucks the best

    Best X-Man, best Avenger, etc.

    Contest of Champions XXX, go

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  • WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    BlankZoe wrote: »
    Nightcrawler canonically has two dicks

    Is that actually canonical? I know Claremont said that was something he intended, but he also intended to make Mystique Kurt's father at one point.

    Nothing strictly contradicts it, right?

  • EtchwartsEtchwarts Eyes Up Registered User regular
    Is Hercules a great lay, or a terrible lay

    Pros: Centuries of experience, surrounded by hedonists

    Cons: Potentially selfish??

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  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    BlankZoe wrote: »
    Nightcrawler canonically has two dicks

    Is that actually canonical? I know Claremont said that was something he intended, but he also intended to make Mystique Kurt's father at one point.

    I thought it was Rogue that Mystique was supposed to have fathered

    Fencingsax
  • TheGerbilTheGerbil Registered User regular
    Do we gotta start by laying out the foundation: i.e. who has clearly fucked before?

    Or do we assume that even if they haven't fucked implicitly or explicitly they may still be the greatest fuck?

  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    Winky wrote: »
    BlankZoe wrote: »
    Nightcrawler canonically has two dicks

    Is that actually canonical? I know Claremont said that was something he intended, but he also intended to make Mystique Kurt's father at one point.

    Nothing strictly contradicts it, right?

    as far as I know, there is nothing in the comics that has even obliquely hinted at anything unusual involving Nightcrawler's genitalia

  • BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    Nothing has contradicted Kurt "2 Hogs" Wagner

    So by default, it is canon

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  • BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    Is Hercules a great lay, or a terrible lay

    Pros: Centuries of experience, surrounded by hedonists

    Cons: Potentially selfish??
    Depends on what Herc you're getting

    Modern Herc would be like

    An INCREDIBLY attentive lover

    Party Boy Herc would brag a lot, finish 10 minutes in and immediately pass out

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  • WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    I think it's safe to say that if a character's dick has never explicitly been mentioned that they have two of them

  • EtchwartsEtchwarts Eyes Up Registered User regular
    We've already discussed this, and he has one dick, but it's a normal human flesh tone

    Winky
  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    tell you what though, it's amazing to me that instead of going with Mystique and Destiny being Nightcrawler's parents, we got Azazel instead

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  • WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    BlankZoe wrote: »
    Okay

    We gotta work this out

    Who fucks the best

    Best X-Man, best Avenger, etc.

    Contest of Champions XXX, go

    Mystique has an obvious advantage here

    But I'm going with the dark horse here and gonna say The Blob

  • EtchwartsEtchwarts Eyes Up Registered User regular
    Shang-Chi is incredible in bed, that just has to be a fact

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  • I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    Marrow knows how to bone.

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  • BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    Freddie Dukes is a fuck machine, of course

    Mystique is good for some wild, kinky shit but will only show her softer side with Destiny so hope you don't want aftercare

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  • BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    Shang-Chi is incredible in bed, that just has to be a fact
    I choose to believe the @WeedLordVegeta canon that Shang-Chi is the most handsome man in the Marvel Universe and I think his being Master of Fuckin carries with this

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  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    BlankZoe wrote: »
    Okay

    We gotta work this out

    Who fucks the best

    Best X-Man, best Avenger, etc.

    Contest of Champions XXX, go

    The best X-Man is a tough one, because it depends on circumstances

    If Mystique wants something from you, it's gonna be Mystique

    If having sex with you would be an ultimately good act, perhaps Longshot is the one that you want

    Obviously some people have specific powers that are specifically useful for certain tastes, like Multiple Man for everyone who likes group sex or Cyclops if you are a woman who is into pegging submissive men

    But if we're roundin' these bases no powers style, I think I gotta give it up for Colossus in the end

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  • shoeboxjeddyshoeboxjeddy Registered User regular
    Karnak the Inhuman guy can see exactly where to strike at your weakest point. Depending on how literal that is... he might be pretty good at this stuff.

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  • EtchwartsEtchwarts Eyes Up Registered User regular
    I was thinking Colossus as well for X-Men

    Mystique seems like she'd be a jack of all trades, Colossus just seems like he'd be extremely attentive to your needs and put in the work

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  • UnbrokenEvaUnbrokenEva HIGH ON THE WIRE BUT I WON'T TRIP ITRegistered User regular
    We've already discussed this, and he has one dick, but it's a normal human flesh tone

    thank you, I didn't want to have to make this again and had no idea how to find it

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  • WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Okay but in defense of The Blob I want you to think about how important girth can be

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