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It's MARVEL, baybee. X-Men on fire! Black Widow in May! Sam and Bucky in August!

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  • BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    I think an overlooked choice for X-Men would be Dani Moonstar

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  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    BlankZoe wrote: »
    I think an overlooked choice for X-Men would be Dani Moonstar

    Oh does her ability to see a coming death apply to la petite mort as well?

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  • BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    Straightzi wrote: »
    BlankZoe wrote: »
    I think an overlooked choice for X-Men would be Dani Moonstar

    Oh does her ability to see a coming death apply to la petite mort as well?
    I would assume so

    But also she can generate someone's greatest desires with her innate powers

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  • UnbrokenEvaUnbrokenEva HIGH ON THE WIRE BUT I WON'T TRIP ITRegistered User regular
    the sheer depth and breadth of Prodigy's knowledge of all things fuck would make for interesting times

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    Straightzi wrote: »
    BlankZoe wrote: »
    I think an overlooked choice for X-Men would be Dani Moonstar

    Oh does her ability to see a coming death apply to la petite mort as well?

    Depends on the position

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  • BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    Fearghaill wrote: »
    the sheer depth and breadth of Prodigy's knowledge of all things fuck would make for interesting times
    See I would imagine he would have all the knowledge and skill but with not much passion backing it up

    Dude will go through the motions but there's no fire there

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  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    Other X-Men I would encourage people to think about in this capacity

    David Alleyne, who has absorbed the knowledge and skills of everyone he has ever encountered

    Doug Ramsey, whose ability to intuitively understand language has been shown to extend to body language as well

    Northstar, who boned so hard he defeated the Comics Code

    Forearm

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    Forearm, ironically enough, is circumcised

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  • ElderlycrawfishElderlycrawfish Registered User regular
    It's gonna be the one that you'd absolutely hate knowing was some sort of sexing god.

    So, Gambit

  • GustavGustav Friend of Goats Somewhere in the OzarksRegistered User regular
    i do not believe for one second in my life that gambit has ever made anyone cum

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  • WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Cyclops being great at sex would be the only possible explanation for his relationship with Jean Grey

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  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    Gambit is decent at sex but is incapable of taking it seriously

    You can't have romantic sex with Gambit, and if you try he is going to start telling you jokes halfway through or something

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  • WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Gambit is decent at sex but is incapable of taking it seriously

    You can't have romantic sex with Gambit, and if you try he is going to start telling you jokes halfway through or something

    I never thought I would sympathize with Gambit

  • I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    Gustav wrote: »
    i do not believe for one second in my life that gambit has ever made anyone cum

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  • BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    Hahahaha fuck what a good character idea

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  • Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    the avenger who is best at fuckin' is, naturally, jack of hearts

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  • DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    That Marvel Brittania thing sounds interesting

    Have they apologized for their propaganda attempts or fired Beluski yet

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  • tzeentchlingtzeentchling Doctor of Rocks OaklandRegistered User regular
    I feel like Darwin would probably also be talented at this, given that he can adapt himself into the perfect partner.

  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    I feel like Darwin would probably also be talented at this, given that he can adapt himself into the perfect partner.

    I thought about Darwin, but his adaptations are all based around his own survival

    So unless he's being forced to fuck good at gunpoint, I don't really think it would play in his favor

  • FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    Longshot would only be good if it were to his advantage.

    If sex was a language, Doug would be good.

    As for avengers, Ghost Rider is good at bonin'

  • shoeboxjeddyshoeboxjeddy Registered User regular
    Taskmaster has memorized an impressive variety of sexual techniques but unfortunately forgot your name while he was working on that.

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  • Doctor DetroitDoctor Detroit Registered User regular
    Do we know any mutants who canonically don't have dicks

    If not I'm just assuming they're all hanging dong

    Iceman canonically sometimes does not fashion a dong out of his empty container ice bodies. But then sometimes he DEFINITELY does.

    I believe this is known as a “chilly willy”.

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  • FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    Do we know any mutants who canonically don't have dicks

    If not I'm just assuming they're all hanging dong

    Iceman canonically sometimes does not fashion a dong out of his empty container ice bodies. But then sometimes he DEFINITELY does.

    I believe this is known as a “chilly willy”.

    Something something Woody Woodpecker something something.

  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    Woodpecker? I hardly know 'er!

  • FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    New Final Destination Porn Parody idea: Longshot fucks, and each time he makes the ladies/dudes orgasm, it's a Rube Goldbergian chain of events.

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  • HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    Unsimulated fucking culminating in a farcical ultraviolence mutilation death will definitely scratch some sort of crazy itch

    Broke as fuck in the style of the times. Gratitude is all that can return on your generosity.

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  • Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    hey marvel thread

    has any daredevil run ever brought back matt's fake twin brother

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    yes, Charles Soule brought him back in his Daredevil run

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  • Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    i am very happy about how that all shook up

    mike murdock is the best

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  • BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    Ahahahaha shit, Wolverine #1 establishes a new threat for Krakoa that I didn't even think about
    Dracula and his growing Vampire Nation

    Specifically, they want Logan's blood to try and make essentially immortal vampires

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  • Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    fuck

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  • BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    fuck
    I am so happy someone is going back to the very good idea of X-Men v. Dracula and Vampires and not letting that horrible JT Krul or whatever run be the end of it

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  • SatanIsMyMotorSatanIsMyMotor Fuck Warren Ellis Registered User regular
    "Holy, 86 new posts in the Marvel thread. I wonder what got announced!"

    *opens thread*

    ........

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  • SorceSorce Not ThereRegistered User regular
    BlankZoe wrote: »
    Ahahahaha shit, Wolverine #1 establishes a new threat for Krakoa that I didn't even think about
    Dracula and his growing Vampire Nation

    Specifically, they want Logan's blood to try and make essentially immortal vampires
    Aren't they already immortal though? Like, that's one of the positives of being a vampire; you get to live forever.

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  • Librarian's ghostLibrarian's ghost Librarian, Ghostbuster, and TimSpork Registered User regular
    Can Wolverine become a Vampire? No right?

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  • DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    Can Wolverine become a Vampire? No right?

    It depends on editorial, I guess

    I definitely remember a what if thing from the 80s or 90s with Logan Wolverine as Lord of the Vampires

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  • TomantaTomanta Registered User regular
    Can Wolverine become a Vampire? No right?

    It depends on editorial, I guess

    I definitely remember a what if thing from the 80s or 90s with Logan Wolverine as Lord of the Vampires

    There were 2 What If's (I know this because of the Battle of the Atom podcast).

    "What If Wolverine was Lord of the Vampires?" And "What If Wolverine was Lord of the Vampires during Inferno?".

  • MaddocMaddoc I'm Bobbin Threadbare, are you my mother? Registered User regular
    I just want a series of What Ifs of What if Wolverine was Lord of the Vampires during [Insert Event Here]

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  • NaphtaliNaphtali Hazy + Flow SeaRegistered User regular
    Can Wolverine become a Vampire? No right?

    the last time he became a vampire (when jubilee got vampirized), it was all a big con because his healing factor could just cleanse it whenever. the x-men used him as an inside agent by muting his healing factor using superscience bullshit so the vampires thought they turned him and the x-men turned his healing factor back later on as a big "surprise"

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