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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Fallout wrote: »
    Help make my fridge cool

    plug it in

    I laughed far harder at this than it probably deserves.

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Jordyn wrote: »
    I gave each breast half of a name

    Bet

    Mich

    Sar

    EDIT: I was just listing examples, not saying you had three breasts. I don't know whether or not you have three breasts.

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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I enjoy chicken breasts, sometimes I name them.

    I name them Tasty and Delicious.

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    TrexyTrexy Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Man, this is why we are not allowed to have women here.
    We always ruin the good things.

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I made some chicken breasts for dinner tonight.

    They were indeed tasty and delicious.

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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    sometimes I take the named chicken breasts and put them on my breasts and then name the resulting breast structure.

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Jordyn is pretty weird, dudes.

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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Sheri wrote: »
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    I don't like the penis-names thread.

    Imma post here until it gets locked.

    I remember hearing something like half of all women name their breasts.

    Is that true?

    Kind of.

    I only named half of my breasts.

    One is Leftie.

    You can guess which.

    Why do you only have one named? What warrants its individuality?

    It. . . it was a joke about the 'half of all women' thing. . .

    Sometimes jokes don't work very well in text. Sorry.

    I'm sure if you were doing it in stand up it would be hilarious.

    I think you might be retarded, boy.

    What you do is you give the line about half of all women naming their breasts.

    Then you say "It's true. I only named one."

    Wait for laughter.

    "It's lefty. I'm sure you can guess which one that is."

    More laughter.

    Next bit.

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Breasts?

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    What you do is you give the line about half of all women naming their breasts.

    Then you say "It's true. I only named one."

    Wait for laughter.

    "It's lefty. I'm sure you can guess which one that is."

    More laughter.

    Next bit.

    YOU ARE WHY STAND-UP IS BAD

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Jordyn wrote: »
    sometimes I take the named chicken breasts and put them on my breasts and then name the resulting breast structure.

    I don't think you actually do this.

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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Fram said "Resulting Breast Structure" would be a good name for an album.

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    Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Jordyn wrote: »
    sometimes I take the named chicken breasts and put them on my breasts and then name the resulting breast structure.
    Can I eat them?

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Sheri wrote: »
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    What you do is you give the line about half of all women naming their breasts.

    Then you say "It's true. I only named one."

    Wait for laughter.

    "It's lefty. I'm sure you can guess which one that is."

    More laughter.

    Next bit.

    YOU ARE WHY STAND-UP IS BAD

    That is an accusation which can work in many different circumstances.

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    Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    I went to some guy's college dorm. He had "What hath God Wrought?" on his fridge... Wasn't really too sure what to make of it.

    He was paid to do viral marketing for that shitty movie about plagues.

    Apparently that quote is like the first radio transmition. I don't know, for a quote I would have gone with something subtle like "I Can Walk!"
    Dr. Strangelove

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    ZeroZero wrote: »
    Jordyn wrote: »
    sometimes I take the named chicken breasts and put them on my breasts and then name the resulting breast structure.
    Can I eat them?

    Don't be dumb! Stop being dumb!

    Shorty on
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    OrestesOrestes Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    I don't like the penis-names thread.

    Imma post here until it gets locked.

    I remember hearing something like half of all women name their breasts.

    Is that true?

    Kind of.

    I only named half of my breasts.

    One is Leftie.

    You can guess which.

    Why do you only have one named? What warrants its individuality?

    It. . . it was a joke about the 'half of all women' thing. . .

    Sometimes jokes don't work very well in text. Sorry.

    I'm sure if you were doing it in stand up it would be hilarious.

    I think you might be retarded, boy.

    What you do is you give the line about half of all women naming their breasts.

    Then you say "It's true. I only named one."

    Wait for laughter.

    "It's lefty. I'm sure you can guess which one that is."

    More laughter.

    Next bit.

    Or perhaps you could understand the joke and not be dumb.

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    Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Shorty wrote: »
    ZeroZero wrote: »
    Jordyn wrote: »
    sometimes I take the named chicken breasts and put them on my breasts and then name the resulting breast structure.
    Can I eat them?

    Don't be dumb! Stop being dumb!
    Wait wait wait. That came out wrong.

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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Sheri wrote: »
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    What you do is you give the line about half of all women naming their breasts.

    Then you say "It's true. I only named one."

    Wait for laughter.

    "It's lefty. I'm sure you can guess which one that is."

    More laughter.

    Next bit.

    YOU ARE WHY STAND-UP IS BAD

    I'm doing the best with what I was given.

    You want me to make with the funny, you gotta get better material.

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    What you do is you give the line about half of all women naming their breasts.

    Then you say "It's true. I only named one."

    Wait for laughter.

    "It's lefty. I'm sure you can guess which one that is."

    More laughter.

    Next bit.

    YOU ARE WHY STAND-UP IS BAD

    I'm doing the best with what I was given.

    You want me to make with the funny, you gotta get better material.

    NO

    YOU SUCK

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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Sheri wrote: »
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    What you do is you give the line about half of all women naming their breasts.

    Then you say "It's true. I only named one."

    Wait for laughter.

    "It's lefty. I'm sure you can guess which one that is."

    More laughter.

    Next bit.

    YOU ARE WHY STAND-UP IS BAD

    I'm doing the best with what I was given.

    You want me to make with the funny, you gotta get better material.

    NO

    YOU SUCK

    Lefty.

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    What you do is you give the line about half of all women naming their breasts.

    Then you say "It's true. I only named one."

    Wait for laughter.

    "It's lefty. I'm sure you can guess which one that is."

    More laughter.

    Next bit.

    YOU ARE WHY STAND-UP IS BAD

    I'm doing the best with what I was given.

    You want me to make with the funny, you gotta get better material.

    NO

    YOU SUCK

    Lefty.

    THAT ISN'T EVEN INSULTING

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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    If you aren't insulted then why are you shouting.

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    ARGLEBARGLE

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    Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Now now children. If we are going to fight, we need to use the thunder dome

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    BECAUSE I LIKE TO

    AND BECAUSE IT IS FUNNY WHEN JUXTAPOSED WITH MY NEW AVATAR

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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I'm going to bed now.

    I just needed someone's rage to sustain me for another day before I did.

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    ZeroZero wrote: »
    Now now children. If we are going to fight, we need to use the thunder dome

    And we just gave Tina Turner her evening geritol, too.

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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] new member
    edited May 2007
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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    this is the third thread to mention thunderdome inside of 10 minutes

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    Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Skull Man wrote: »
    this is the third thread to mention thunderdome inside of 10 minutes
    Wow. Thunderdome hat-trick

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Sheri wrote: »
    BECAUSE I LIKE TO

    AND BECAUSE IT IS FUNNY WHEN JUXTAPOSED WITH MY NEW AVATAR

    You have a new avatar?

    Uh

    Yes?

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Sheri wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    BECAUSE I LIKE TO

    AND BECAUSE IT IS FUNNY WHEN JUXTAPOSED WITH MY NEW AVATAR

    You have a new avatar?

    Uh

    Yes?

    Lies.

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    edited May 2007
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    Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Sheri wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    BECAUSE I LIKE TO

    AND BECAUSE IT IS FUNNY WHEN JUXTAPOSED WITH MY NEW AVATAR

    You have a new avatar?

    Uh

    Yes?
    Uh, no
    YES. STOP BEING DUMB.

    GOD

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    edited May 2007
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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
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    Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
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    UHHHH
    YOU ARE DUMB

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Guess you just suck, Teefs.

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