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an american politics/democratic primaries thread for the naughty children of d&d

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  • WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    Fearghaill wrote: »
    Shorty wrote: »
    Ilpala wrote: »
    se++ devoted an entire thread to whether wolverine is circumcised or not and i still think about it to this day

    If he was, it didn't take, right?

    mutations generally don't manifest before puberty, is the complicating factor here

    the thing is, he probably wasn't circumcised to begin with - he was born in the 1880s, decades before widespread circumcision for non-medical reasons became a thing. The estimated rate of male circumcision in the US around 1900 was only around 30%. On top of that, he was born in Canada, where circumcisions are far less common outside of religious/cultural contexts.

    What if he just circumcised himself again every single time before any situation in which someone might see his penis?

    His regeneration is pretty quick

    He's gonna have to be slashing that dick tip off every minute or two of the figure drawing class

    However, it has been established in the comics that his healing is partly influenced by his own perception of himself, which is why his hair always grows back to the same length and then stops. Theoretically this could apply to a foreskin situation.

    Wait what

    This opens up so many possibilities

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  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Could god create a foreskin so big even Wolverine couldn't cut it

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  • SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    I would like another thread please.

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  • WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Could god create a foreskin so big even Wolverine couldn't cut it

    No

  • nightmarennynightmarenny Registered User regular
    Hey so did Bloomberg promise to shut down the concentration camps? I asked like 50 pages ago and nobody answered. I read his page on immigration and it seemed kinda cage-y about getting those people out.

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  • joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Could god create a foreskin so big even Wolverine couldn't cut it

    Yes

    Would He?

    Also yes

  • ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    Whippy wrote: »
    so how'd we like the thread

    Well I legit learned some things so

    Pretty good!

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  • LadaiLadai Registered User regular
    This thread was pretty great.

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    FIRST

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  • WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
    crwth wrote: »
    let’s keep the threads through the primaries and then once the presidential debates kick up

    and then once trump wins we’ll all be descending into hell anyway so it won’t matter after that

    this is gonna take a few days off for everyone to chill off a bit. maybe back for the next debate if i'm feeling sassy/bored

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  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    hello last page

    goodbye

    world

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    Winky wrote: »
    Couscous wrote: »
    Fearghaill wrote: »
    Shorty wrote: »
    Ilpala wrote: »
    se++ devoted an entire thread to whether wolverine is circumcised or not and i still think about it to this day

    If he was, it didn't take, right?

    mutations generally don't manifest before puberty, is the complicating factor here

    the thing is, he probably wasn't circumcised to begin with - he was born in the 1880s, decades before widespread circumcision for non-medical reasons became a thing. The estimated rate of male circumcision in the US around 1900 was only around 30%. On top of that, he was born in Canada, where circumcisions are far less common outside of religious/cultural contexts.

    OK, but what if he converted to Judaism?

    So, like, the point is that you're sacrificing your foreskin to God, right? So Wolverine could offer God infinite foreskins.

    this reminds me of a lesser-known incident in the life of King David, where he offered his prospective father-in-law something like a hundred Philistine foreskins to get him to let David marry his daughter

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  • Der Waffle MousDer Waffle Mous Blame this on the misfortune of your birth. New Yark, New Yark.Registered User regular
    This was honestly kinda cathartic.

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  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    I would like another thread but I am worried about turning Whippy into the Fisher King by forcing her to continually maintain the one good politics thread

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  • FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    edited February 2020
    Whippy wrote: »
    crwth wrote: »
    let’s keep the threads through the primaries and then once the presidential debates kick up

    and then once trump wins we’ll all be descending into hell anyway so it won’t matter after that

    this is gonna take a few days off for everyone to chill off a bit. maybe back for the next debate if i'm feeling sassy/bored

    Next debate.... tomorrow night?

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  • Crippl3Crippl3 oh noRegistered User regular
    can we get the classic fanfiction.txt thread closer

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  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Could god create a foreskin so big even Wolverine couldn't cut it

    What do you think Cyclops is?

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  • IlpalaIlpala Just this guy, y'know TexasRegistered User regular
    SniperGuy wrote: »
    I would like another thread please.

    WHAAAAT? MOOOOORE?

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  • SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    LAST

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  • ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    I think we can probably handle a debate thread. Like, a watch-along style thing.

    Maybe

    Hopefully?

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  • SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    ah damn it

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  • WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
    edited February 2020
    I love you. Everyone. Everyone in this thread and everyone out. You deserve happiness and comfort.

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