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  • TofystedethTofystedeth Registered User regular
    Well, I grabbed Star Trader while it was just over a fiver, it doesn't exactly ease you in - any starter guides I should check out?

    The main thing you'll probably find helpful is a guide to how trade. security, and rumors interact.
    https://startraders.gamepedia.com/Trading

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  • webguy20webguy20 I spend too much time on the Internet Registered User regular
    Divinity 2 is on sale for half off right now. Just picked it up. Figured it would give me a good feel for if I'll enjoy Baldur's Gate 3.

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  • Werewolf2000adWerewolf2000ad Suckers, I know exactly what went wrong. Registered User regular
    Fencingsax wrote: »
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    Still getting Pillers of Eternity mixed up with Path of Exile. Excuse me while I go play some GoW, or maybe some HL2.

    Or what about some TF2?

    I have no idea what could be shortened to HL2 besides Half-Life 2.

    I've seen people think it means Halo 2.

    I thought about that, but figured you'd shorten that as simply H2.

    D2 could be both Diablo 2 and Destiny 2.

    Division 2 as well

    And there's literally a game called D2 that pre-dates all of them.

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  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    Fencingsax wrote: »
    Peewi wrote: »
    Peewi wrote: »
    Still getting Pillers of Eternity mixed up with Path of Exile. Excuse me while I go play some GoW, or maybe some HL2.

    Or what about some TF2?

    I have no idea what could be shortened to HL2 besides Half-Life 2.

    I've seen people think it means Halo 2.

    I thought about that, but figured you'd shorten that as simply H2.

    D2 could be both Diablo 2 and Destiny 2.

    Division 2 as well

    And there's literally a game called D2 that pre-dates all of them.

    Ironically the third game in its series

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  • GlalGlal AiredaleRegistered User regular
    Fig-D wrote: »
    Speaking of Ds and 2s...

    I think I asked this before but now it's on sale so: how much knowledge of Divinity / Original Sin and it's world should I have before dipping my toes into D:OS2? Should I try the first Original Sin game first? I've heard that the sequel is better in basically every way but I also don't want to dive head first into a world the game thinks I should know, but don't.
    I played DOS2 without having touched the original and had a blast. I never felt like I was unintentionally left in the dark, all the omitted information was a mystery to unravel.

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  • DonnictonDonnicton Registered User regular
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    I'm not ideologically oppposed to RTWP; I just think that a lot of the games it's been used in have been a bad fit, particularly with the D&D ruleset. Slavishly adhering to the rules of D&D (which is, itself, a turn-based game!), with its little cone effects and lack of "stickiness" to fighter classes, makes micromanaging your little dudes an exercise in tooth-grinding frustration as your wizard constantly lights up your own party instead of the bad guys, as your fighter stands there drooling while the monsters walk around him to maul the rogue, etc.

    Hi Pathfinder.

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  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    Holy shit the horse races in Witcher 3 are genuinely hateful experiences.

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  • HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    I remember doing one and promising myself to never ever do one again

    Now the fistfight quest line I definitely dropped everything else to finish asap

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  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    Gwent and fistfighting are wholesome endeavors

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  • JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    The secret to horse racing is making sure you're right in front of your nearest opponent when you run out of stamina, so that they crash directly into your horse butt and lose time struggling to navigate around you until you can gallop again.

    You know. Like horse racing.

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  • MaddocMaddoc I'm Bobbin Threadbare, are you my mother? Registered User regular
    The weird quirks of the horse races clicked with me almost instantly for some reason

    I won't say that they're good, but I basically never lost one

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  • VeagleVeagle Registered User regular
    Yeah, I never had a problem winning a race, but it always felt like I was just abusing some cheat to do it. But then they also felt genuinely unwinnable if I didn't.

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    Oh yeah I won every horse race. Gotta get Roach those fancy horse-duds! Roach deserves only the fanciest stuff.

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  • MegaMan001MegaMan001 CRNA Rochester, MNRegistered User regular
    HOT DAMN Balder's Gate 3 looks fucking BALLLLLLLLER.

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  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Time again to lament the travesty that is we never got a PC game turn-based RPG using the 4e ruleset.
    What version is the D&D board games? Because The Tales from Candlekeep are turn based and meant to emulate those.

  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    actually wait

    Is geralt's horse in Witcher 3 the same horse throughout?

    like they're all named Roach, but I don't really remember if you swap horses during the game, especially since they play really loose with the rules of "how did geralt's get his horse over here"

  • Librarian's ghostLibrarian's ghost Librarian, Ghostbuster, and TimSpork Registered User regular
    Brolo wrote: »
    actually wait

    Is geralt's horse in Witcher 3 the same horse throughout?

    like they're all named Roach, but I don't really remember if you swap horses during the game, especially since they play really loose with the rules of "how did geralt's get his horse over here"

    I think there is a point where you can be given a different colored horse and it simply replaces roach.

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  • MrGrimoireMrGrimoire Pixflare Registered User regular
    Roach isn't a horse, it's a state of horse.

    But really, Geralt just names all his horses Roach because he's lazy.

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  • David_TDavid_T A fashion yes-man is no good to me. Copenhagen, DenmarkRegistered User regular
    Every time Roach dies, Dandelion has to rush to replace him with a similar looking horse before Geralt notices.

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  • I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    weekend at roach's

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  • MechMantisMechMantis Registered User regular
    MrGrimoire wrote: »
    Roach isn't a horse, it's a state of horse.

    But really, Geralt just names all his horses Roach because he's lazy.

    I forget where he says it but I remember a line at some point that was basically:

    "You would make a good Roach, because you have the quality that all good Roaches have.

    You don't talk too much."

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  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    I still wish they had translated his name as Roachie

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  • CoinageCoinage Heaviside LayerRegistered User regular
    Equine Phantoms would have mentioned if they're not all the same Roach

  • OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    Shorty wrote: »
    I still wish they had translated his name as Roachie

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    I think a patch made the dongs on the horses in Conan Exiles super-realistic now and I don't like it.

    Giant flaccid garden hose danging there all the time.

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  • I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    dangling there all the time is explicitly NOT super realistic!

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
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    dangling there all the time is explicitly NOT super realistic!

    I'm pretty sure before it had been uh, running in profile to the undercarriage? Like it was there but it wasn't obvious just from a silhouette, and from behind the testicles were large enough to block the view, too.

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  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    horse penises, like many animals, recede up into their bodies when not getting it on

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited March 2020
    horse penises, like many animals, recede up into their bodies when not getting it on

    Well this one isn't!
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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    All videogames are cancelled forever. They had a mixed run and finally proved they were a flawed idea. Playing jacks and stick-hoop are the big things now.

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  • SorceSorce Not ThereRegistered User regular
    On top of being only $3, apparently this weekend The totally-not-political Division 2 is free.

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  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    Yeah uhh that ain't a proper horse dick

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  • I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    if yo horses got dicks like that you call a vet

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    if yo horses got dicks like that you call a vet

    You think there are vets out in there? When I get injured I eat a handful of roast hyena strips and drink booze I made out of squeezed grass clippings!

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  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    DarkPrimus is: Haunted by cocks!

  • ZxerolZxerol for the smaller pieces, my shovel wouldn't do so i took off my boot and used my shoeRegistered User regular
    In the end, aren't we all?

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  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    In your end, maybe.

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  • BaidolBaidol I will hold him off Escape while you canRegistered User regular
    Destiny 2 people, I shouldn't do Nightfalls higher than Adept because I don't have the artifact as an ftp player and thus cannot get the upgrades to deal with the special enemies, correct?

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  • PeewiPeewi Registered User regular
    Baidol wrote: »
    Destiny 2 people, I shouldn't do Nightfalls higher than Adept because I don't have the artifact as an ftp player and thus cannot get the upgrades to deal with the special enemies, correct?

    No, everyone gets the season artifact.

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