my favorite paul ws anderson wife guy moment was when he made his wife the coolest and most badass character in his very stupid three musketeers movie that had airship battles
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oh shit I forgot about that movie
that movie was dope
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my favorite paul ws anderson wife guy moment was when he made his wife the coolest and most badass character in his very stupid three musketeers movie that had airship battles
His Three Musketeers is so good
Orlando Bloom plays such good camp villainy
And the piano wire laser grid!
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I wasn't paying attention and thought you guys were talking about Wes Anderson and was like, Wes Anderson made a three musketeers movie?!?!
every movie paul w.s. anderson makes with his wife is an undeniable masterpiece
because there is guaranteed to be cool shit
He's falling behind on the wife/director chart, though.
Len Wiseman (Kate Beckinsale's new man): It's fine, you can totally run on a piece of wood being dragged behind a moving car. It'll look better than CGI!
Michael Sheen (Kate Beckinsale's former man); It seems kinda dangerous though?
Len Wiseman (Kate Beckinsale's new man): Fucking dance, monkey. Camera? Rolling!
So Tong Po killed JCVD after Kickboxer 1 (with a gun) and uh, because of that he can't regain Thailand's honor (which was lost after JCVD beat him in the ancient ways).
So the Thailand Kickboxing Mafia arranges to fight David Sloan (JCVDs little brother) to regain Thailand's honor...which again only involved David because Tong Po murdered JCVD.
Honor is wild, y'all.
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I look forward to Monster Hunter being them killing the same monster twelve times in order to be able to craft the weapons and armor they have on the posters.
I really wish I liked those stupid Resident Evil movies but I've had fun with various other Anderson projects and I appreciate his commitment to making his wife look badass
I've certainly watched plenty of garbage for Jovovich's sake alone
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But intent does not equal quality. That would make Robert Rodriguez the finest movie maker ever (he isn't).
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Paul W.S. Anderson, yes.
because there is guaranteed to be cool shit
If not, what is the closest thing it has to a laser grid?
He's definitely high on the list though.
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Like I love MonHun, but to make a movie ACCURATE to the games would be dull as shit
just give me Jovovich/Jaa tearing some monsters the fuck up
also Ron Perlman's in it too!
that's the dream
wait it has all of them, Kickboxer 2 featuring Cody from Step by Step!
How many Kickboxing brothers in this family?
that movie was dope
His Three Musketeers is so good
Orlando Bloom plays such good camp villainy
And the piano wire laser grid!
With no sense of irony, I love that film.
Hence my confusion.
1. the paul ws anderson movie
2. the disney movie
3. the bbc show where they are basically just loose cannon cops with swords
even kickboxer iv: the dark kumite??
with villainous ben franklin????
e: okay i mixed up kickboxer and bloodsport
but i got to post evil ben franklin
How many Wilsons are in it?
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He's falling behind on the wife/director chart, though.
Len Wiseman (Kate Beckinsale's new man): It's fine, you can totally run on a piece of wood being dragged behind a moving car. It'll look better than CGI!
Michael Sheen (Kate Beckinsale's former man); It seems kinda dangerous though?
Len Wiseman (Kate Beckinsale's new man): Fucking dance, monkey. Camera? Rolling!
So Tong Po killed JCVD after Kickboxer 1 (with a gun) and uh, because of that he can't regain Thailand's honor (which was lost after JCVD beat him in the ancient ways).
So the Thailand Kickboxing Mafia arranges to fight David Sloan (JCVDs little brother) to regain Thailand's honor...which again only involved David because Tong Po murdered JCVD.
Honor is wild, y'all.
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I've certainly watched plenty of garbage for Jovovich's sake alone