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Novel [chat] virus-69

MazzyxMazzyx Comedy GoldRegistered User regular
That's right. The sexy novel [chat] virus 69 has infected the boards. Self quarantine and self treat with self love.

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  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    I treated with self love three times today and my balls are starting to ache. Is that enough? I can probably manage a few more I guess.

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  • LaOsLaOs SaskatoonRegistered User regular
    I treated with self love three times today and my balls are starting to ache. Is that enough? I can probably manage a few more I guess.

    So you're no Wayne then, are you?

  • Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    Spit in my mouth.

  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    Target had either the pink flaky calamine lotion or clear spray-on calamine lotion so I got the clear kind only to discover it's horrifically perfumed and now I smell like I got attacked with carpet fresh.

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  • cB557cB557 voOOP Registered User regular
  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    why does google news keep suggesting stories about wheel of fortune?

    I say "fewer stories like this" every time and there are two more the next day. I am weirded out and annoyed by this algorithm that I think might be fucking with me as part of an A/B test. I would like to opt out please!

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  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    why does google news keep suggesting stories about wheel of fortune?

    I say "fewer stories like this" every time and there are two more the next day. I am weirded out and annoyed by this algorithm that I think might be fucking with me as part of an A/B test. I would like to opt out please!

    It knows you better than you know itself.

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  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    edited February 2020
    but I don't watch or like wheel of fortune! also pat sajak is a piece of shit!

    Donkey Kong on
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  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    but I don't watch or like wheel of fortune! also pat sajak is a piece of shit!

    You just typed it multiple times.

    It knows you are here.

    You have proved it right by typing about wheel of fortune.

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  • WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    My boss restyled our login page at the last minute last week and pushed it straight to production

    It is so bad

    Now I have to clean it up

  • ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    Is there a wheel of fortune forum out there, where fortune heads gather and talk about all the episodes?

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  • QanamilQanamil x Registered User regular
    Corona had a promoted ad on my twitter feed earlier and briefly felt bad for them as I blocked it like all promoted tweets.

  • AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    Elki wrote: »
    Is there a wheel of fortune forum out there, where fortune heads gather and talk about all the episodes?

    the canasta table down in the day room at the nursing home?

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
  • Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    Donkey Kong wheel of Fortune penny arcade love Pat and Vanna next episode nbc rstlne

  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    do you think actioncookbook is agonizing over that typo as much as i am

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • Styrofoam SammichStyrofoam Sammich WANT. normal (not weird)Registered User regular
    Elki wrote: »
    Is there a wheel of fortune forum out there, where fortune heads gather and talk about all the episodes?

    They all gather in the comments section of a 6 year old story on a local news affiliate's website.

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  • zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    Doing a little run to make the train. I am in terrible shape. I shouldn’t be this winded from just running up an escalator.

  • Styrofoam SammichStyrofoam Sammich WANT. normal (not weird)Registered User regular
    edited February 2020
    6 Dead in Latest Raccoon Mauling

    Top voted comment

    "My SON brought over a bunch of my old wheel tapes and I watched that one with the nice teacher on it but some of the puzzles were too ethnic for my taste what did you think?"

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  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User regular
    Elki wrote: »
    Is there a wheel of fortune forum out there, where fortune heads gather and talk about all the episodes?

    I learned there’s a huge Power Rangers community- Power Rangers being the American instantiation of the parent genre, Sentai. There’s a forumer who goes to a big sentai convention every year and hangs out with power rangers actors

  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    some somewhere in a Hilton ball room in Missouri WheelCon2020 will be taking place

  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    Elki wrote: »
    Is there a wheel of fortune forum out there, where fortune heads gather and talk about all the episodes?

    I learned there’s a huge Power Rangers community- Power Rangers being the American instantiation of the parent genre, Sentai. There’s a forumer who goes to a big sentai convention every year and hangs out with power rangers actors

    I am on this person's hitlist now, aren't i

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  • ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    do you think actioncookbook is agonizing over that typo as much as i am

    They probably isn't

  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    zepherin wrote: »
    Doing a little run to make the train. I am in terrible shape. I shouldn’t be this winded from just running up an escalator.

    that really long one at rosslyn would make sense

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • shrykeshryke Member of the Beast Registered User regular
    why does google news keep suggesting stories about wheel of fortune?

    I say "fewer stories like this" every time and there are two more the next day. I am weirded out and annoyed by this algorithm that I think might be fucking with me as part of an A/B test. I would like to opt out please!

    Because it knows you are old.

  • SixSix Caches Tweets in the mainframe cyberhex Registered User regular
    Shit. I think I’m having the same chat problem that shaz had and now every time I click on this thread it takes me to DK’s post about self love and I’m going to have to put up with an entire thread of this.

    can you feel the struggle within?
  • VishNubVishNub Registered User regular
    It's not really a typo so much as an omission

  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Six wrote: »
    Shit. I think I’m having the same chat problem that shaz had and now every time I click on this thread it takes me to DK’s post about self love and I’m going to have to put up with an entire thread of this.

    have you learned the lesson of self love

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    edited February 2020
    Donkey Kong wheel of Fortune penny arcade love Pat and Vanna next episode nbc rstlne

    Fuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud pringles gremlin hot babes chicks feederism high heels big tits crystal healing zodiac homeopathic colloidal silver dr oz dr phil

    Donkey Kong on
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  • WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    I am like the undisputed king of cleverly looking busy/using the bathroom while my coworkers are mingling and then stealthily moving in and grabbing happy hour pizza while they are all otherwise occupied so as not to invite any accidental interactions

  • ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    Elki wrote: »
    Is there a wheel of fortune forum out there, where fortune heads gather and talk about all the episodes?

    They all gather in the comments section of a 6 year old story on a local news affiliate's website.

    I searched, it exists. A lot of traffic is people posting their emails to local affiliates to complain about the show being preempted to show baseball or whatever. Also, did you know that there’s a lot of lost WoF community knowledge that was lost because of the Sony hack? It’s true.
    2011 post wrote:
    Well, some of you may have noticed that there are just 80 episodes from Season 26 here. You're probably asking this question, "Where are the other recaps"?

    I can answer that. Two things:

    -Almost all of them written by me are over on the Sony Boards before it got hacked.
    -Mark couldn't get to some episodes after starting recaps in late January 2009 (the launch of this website)

    To make up for my losses on the Sony Boards, I am going to recreate the missing recaps using help from several sources beginning the week of the Season 29 premiere. These sources include but not limited to:

    -gameshownewsnet.com
    -Game Show Kingdom
    -YouTube
    -my own memory

    Also, I have accepted Mark's apology almost three years ago after he mistakenly copied my work from the Sony Boards to here (Jan 2009 though February 16, 2009). So, in addition to recreating the missing recaps from scratch, I'll change the copied content to the format that I have been using since Season 28. I'll also add anything noteworthy to Mark's own recaps.

    There was hardly any discussion for these episodes so besides the commentary for this coming season, think back of what you saw during Season 26 and write your thoughts in this subforum.

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  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    oh god harassment by recommendation engine poisoning is going to become a thing isn't it

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  • ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    Also, love that there was apparently some plagiarism scandal.

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  • Havelock2.0Havelock2.0 What are you? Some kind of half-assed astronaut?Registered User regular
    Self love is learning not to hate yourself today for yesterdays decisions when you're pooping

    You go in the cage, cage goes in the water, you go in the water. Shark's in the water, our shark.
  • WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    oh god harassment by recommendation engine poisoning is going to become a thing isn't it

    What if you poisoned all your own recommendation engines

  • WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    All y'all self-lovers need cornflakes

  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    Elki wrote: »
    Also, love that there was apparently some plagiarism scandal.

    I was so glad when they forgave mark for copying their work. with the drama out of the way the community can move on and focus on what really matters: the puzzles, the banter, and the contestants

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  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User regular
    Unsweetened cornflakes deeply confuse me

  • ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    Did Vanna White wore a 1-shoulder black gown on this Monday, January 12, 2009 episode of "Season 26 Dream Vacation Week Day 1"?

    (I was wondering.)

    Me too.

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  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    Unsweetened cornflakes deeply confuse me

    they still taste v good! they have this malty more complex carbohydrate flavor and I like them more than frosted flakes. you can eat more of them and feel good where frosted flakes spike your blood sugar too high and give you a wicked headache or sweats or palpitations. whatever bad thing your body does in response to way too much sugar

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