Stay in your house, wash your hands, and Beware

Lord Dave

Beware the Ikes of March.
Definitely don’t sneeze on any dictator-for-life’s.

Ranlin

*touches all the Ikes*

BahamutZERO

fuck off, caesar

knitdan

That dang Cassius is a skinny motherfucker, ain't he?

Ranlin

Dang I was hoping it would right itself in a few minutes, but I can't actually see any Ikes yet

Lord Dave

Well that’s embarrassing, apparently I didn’t beware of letting domain registrations lapse
I think it’s fixed now though?

Ranlin

Yep!

BahamutZERO

now we can properly begin to beware

Lord Dave

R.i.p. shamblermilk.com though
Excited to see what the hell somebody would buy that domain for

Lord Dave

Holy shit is it a Chinese propaganda site now
That is amazing

Ranlin

Now how will I know how much DKP I have, though

Elaro

Ranlin wrote: »

Now how will I know how much DKP I have, though

You have thiiiiiiiiiiiiiis much.

Lord Dave

Russian hackers stole everybody’s DKP ages ago

Ranlin

Elaro wrote: »

Ranlin wrote: »

Now how will I know how much DKP I have, though

You have thiiiiiiiiiiiiiis much.

Sounds about right.

Lord Dave wrote: »

Russian hackers stole everybody’s DKP ages ago

At least tell me the Sunmotes are secure.

Lord Dave

Always

Elaro

Wait, what are we talking about?

RMS Oceanic

Elaro wrote: »

Wait, what are we talking about?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9XBxMk_plhA

Lost Salient

I washed my hands after I did the murder but then I realized that was from That Scottish Play, not Julius Caesar

Now I don't know what to do

Should I lick the Ikes for 20 seconds instead?

Xehalus

do not move when flame wreath is cast

or the raid will blow up

Ranlin

Lord Dave wrote: »

Holy shit is it a Chinese propaganda site now
That is amazing

Wow I missed this earlier, and then I thought it was a joke, that's incredible hah

BahamutZERO

https://twitter.com/tina_nguyen/status/1238879814863519744?s=20

this is The Week to Beware, FYI, so Beware like you've never Bewared before

Xaquin

looks like team rocket is blasting off again!

tynic

Every goddamn year this thread rolls around and every year my brain continues the quote by tapping into Carry On Cleo and I'll start thinking "beware the nuts in May!" on loop

wandering

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68pZLPsRBc4?t=1m10s

Platy

You're truly Old Faithful, Dave

KetBra

I almost forgot to beware this year

Platy

Constant to thine covenant
Return, and we return
Keep faith, and so will we
Or, if thou wilt, forsake, and we’ll do like to thee

Platy

#pipe

BahamutZERO wrote: »

https://twitter.com/tina_nguyen/status/1238879814863519744?s=20

this is The Week to Beware, FYI, so Beware like you've never Bewared before

This was a really enlightening read.

tynic

It was. I was wondering if I could responsibly go into our (deserted) office this week, because there's some work I simply can't do from home. Am now gonna do my best to shuffle things around and avoid that as long as possible, given we might be in a critical period.

Zonugal

I only recognize one version of Julius Caesar.

DarkPrimus

Zonugal wrote: »

I only recognize one version of Julius Caesar.

Why does this look like a screenshot from Assassin's Creed?

tynic

cause karl urban always looks like he needs mesh smoothing

Bucketman

Thank God I was warned by thus thread, . Or I would not have bewared enough

Uriel

Uh I think Mike Dewine just ordered all restaurants in ohio to close tonight?

Ketar

Uriel wrote: »

Uh I think Mike Dewine just ordered all restaurants in ohio to close tonight?

Illinois is closing all restaurants and bars to dine-in customers effective end of business tomorrow. Delivery and possibly pick-up orders will still be allowed.

ph blake

Today is my birthday and I am honestly so fucking glad to sit around and do absolutely nothing. My family called and was like "hey do you want to meet anywhere to celebrate?" and totally understood and didn't push back when I said no.

Thank God for the small miracles in these crazy times.

BahamutZERO

I've been spending a lot of time playing this final fantasy tactics version of saltybet

YaYa

Gavin Newsom just had every bar and club ordered closed in California, everyone over 65 to self isolate and restaurants to cut capacity by half

Xaquin

BahamutZERO wrote: »

I've been spending a lot of time playing this final fantasy tactics version of saltybet

fft is my favorite game ever

what is this?

BahamutZERO

Xaquin wrote: »

BahamutZERO wrote: »

I've been spending a lot of time playing this final fantasy tactics version of saltybet

fft is my favorite game ever

what is this?

If you are familiar with saltybet, it's a lot like that, except with FFT instead of M.U.G.E.N.'s custom fighting game characters. This runs AI battle tournaments of 8 teams of 4 randomly generated FFT characters each and then the winning team fights the previous champion, and you bet on each match with fake money. Odds are determined by how people bet. If you go broke it just resets you to a small amount of money as your floor.