Unlike the real world, nothing bad ever happens in Animal Crossing.
(Well except for wasps. Fuck wasps)
Animal Crossing is an 18+ year old life sim series, and the next game and first HD installment, New Horizons, is out in three days yet Nintendo won't flip a switch and let us have it early while we're all stuck inside.
But hey, we can at least have a quasi-social life in a game wherein we are constantly indebted to a racoon!SE++ AC New Horizons List