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    P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    i did two mystery tickets but they also only had 3 rocks each
    9 rocks does not a shop make
    when i open the gate and say i want all my friends to come is that my switch friends or my animal crossing friends

    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
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    VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    random mk11 patch on pc with no notes. why do they do this to me? I just wanna know what they're fixing. we got a big balance patch last week so it's almost definitely just pc specific bug fixes, and that's awesome! let me happy about it! instead of pretending it didn't happen.

    BNet-Vari#1998 | Switch-SW 6960 6688 8388 | Steam | Twitch
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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    Thanos. Wants you to read a 17,000 word blogpost about why he's right.
    @Mazzyx i actually have a bunch of warcry MDF terrain sitting on my desk unassembled

    I forgot to buy glue before the pandemic

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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    Arch wrote: »
    Mazzyx i actually have a bunch of warcry MDF terrain sitting on my desk unassembled

    I forgot to buy glue before the pandemic

    ;_;

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    zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    Joker. You'll laugh, but honestly he's 'always on', you know?
    chat do you believe in time travel?

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    TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    Magneto. Has a point, let's be honest here.
    zepherin wrote: »
    chat do you believe in time travel?

    of course
    that's why new zealand exists

    Bless your heart.
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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Arch wrote: »
    @Mazzyx i actually have a bunch of warcry MDF terrain sitting on my desk unassembled

    I forgot to buy glue before the pandemic

    if you can make glue out of horses you can make glue out of pedestrians

    git chu one

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    SixSix Caches Tweets in the mainframe cyberhex Registered User regular
    There’s a NEW Zealand?

    can you feel the struggle within?
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    A Kobold's KoboldA Kobold's Kobold He/Him MississippiRegistered User regular
    Magneto. Has a point, let's be honest here.
    The best comic book villain is obviously the narrator in Chris Claremont's run on X-Men

    Switch Friend Code: SW-3011-6091-2364
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    GONG-00GONG-00 Registered User regular
    David Xanatos is not going to win this poll, but nonetheless he benefits from that outcome.

    Black lives matter.
    Law and Order ≠ Justice
    ACNH Island Isla Cero: DA-3082-2045-4142
    Captain of the SES Comptroller of the State
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    TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    Magneto. Has a point, let's be honest here.
    Six wrote: »
    There’s a NEW Zealand?

    in the future

    Bless your heart.
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    zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    Joker. You'll laugh, but honestly he's 'always on', you know?
    TTODewback wrote: »
    Six wrote: »
    There’s a NEW Zealand?

    in the future

    and in the past, but not in the present.

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    TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    Magneto. Has a point, let's be honest here.
    zepherin wrote: »
    TTODewback wrote: »
    Six wrote: »
    There’s a NEW Zealand?

    in the future

    and in the past, but not in the present.

    And Australia is the accursed reflection from this rend in space and time

    Bless your heart.
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    TcheldorTcheldor Registered User regular
    Doctor Doom. Refuses to beg for your vote.
    Boss sent an email to everyone saying in essence: plz work from home and actually work or we're gonna go out of business.

    I don't wanna work! I wanna be a lazy ass.

    League of Legends: Sorakanmyworld
    FFXIV: Tchel Fay
    Nintendo ID: Tortalius
    Steam: Tortalius
    Stream: twitch.tv/tortalius
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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Six wrote: »
    There’s a NEW Zealand?

    yes

    it wasn't named after Zealand though it was named after Zeeland

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    TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    Magneto. Has a point, let's be honest here.
    You see people is Australia have not died and will not die but are dying
    It's impossible for mortal minds to comprehend

    Bless your heart.
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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Tcheldor wrote: »
    Boss sent an email to everyone saying in essence: plz work from home and actually work or we're gonna go out of business.

    I don't wanna work! I wanna be a lazy ass.

    otoh

    if your job goes out of business getting another will be hard since so will a lot of places

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    i think my work laptop is gonna shit the bed soon but i don't want to put things on my personal PC

    this is the worst thing about quarantine

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    SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    One hour until a NEW HALF LIFE GAME

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UqDY2bxLpQw

    I am very hyped. I know a lot of people have taken their half life hype and killed it, but mine still lives.

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    Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    Magneto. Has a point, let's be honest here.
    I see all the queers picked Magneto as God intended.

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    bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    Doctor Doom. Refuses to beg for your vote.
    Variable wrote: »
    random mk11 patch on pc with no notes. why do they do this to me? I just wanna know what they're fixing. we got a big balance patch last week so it's almost definitely just pc specific bug fixes, and that's awesome! let me happy about it! instead of pretending it didn't happen.

    Might be fixing the 60fps stuff with Spawn

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-0IdswNiN8

    i was gonna vote doom but then i remembered this video of him in dublin and he's obviously just drunk and slurring every single word

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    I think you should compromise between not working and working and just half-ass your job

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    SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    I think you should compromise between not working and working and just half-ass your job

    But how is this any different from how we work the rest of the time?

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    SniperGuy wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    I think you should compromise between not working and working and just half-ass your job

    But how is this any different from how we work the rest of the time?

    half-ass your regular half-assing

    so in absolute terms, quarter-assing it

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    Joker. You'll laugh, but honestly he's 'always on', you know?
    Variable wrote: »
    random mk11 patch on pc with no notes. why do they do this to me? I just wanna know what they're fixing. we got a big balance patch last week so it's almost definitely just pc specific bug fixes, and that's awesome! let me happy about it! instead of pretending it didn't happen.
    various balance adjustments to several characters

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    VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    Variable wrote: »
    random mk11 patch on pc with no notes. why do they do this to me? I just wanna know what they're fixing. we got a big balance patch last week so it's almost definitely just pc specific bug fixes, and that's awesome! let me happy about it! instead of pretending it didn't happen.

    Might be fixing the 60fps stuff with Spawn

    I didn't even know about that so thank you!

    BNet-Vari#1998 | Switch-SW 6960 6688 8388 | Steam | Twitch
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    HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Doctor Doom. Refuses to beg for your vote.
    Our puppy farts a lot now.

    He was hogging my pillow when I went to bed and as I leaned in to carry him away he farted on my pillow.

    PSN: Honkalot
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    VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    Variable wrote: »
    Variable wrote: »
    random mk11 patch on pc with no notes. why do they do this to me? I just wanna know what they're fixing. we got a big balance patch last week so it's almost definitely just pc specific bug fixes, and that's awesome! let me happy about it! instead of pretending it didn't happen.

    Might be fixing the 60fps stuff with Spawn

    I didn't even know about that so thank you!

    They tweeted notes, this was among the fixes.

    BNet-Vari#1998 | Switch-SW 6960 6688 8388 | Steam | Twitch
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    cB557cB557 voOOP Registered User regular
    edited March 2020
    Athenor wrote: »
    I just got presented an ad for a kickstarter.. of a model of the lunar surface.

    It's basically a hunk of square "rock', molded to look like the lunar surface, with an aluminum base.

    At best I could call it a paperweight. But it's too big to be easily usable as such.

    Seriously, who would buy this?

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    @Donkey Kong

    cB557 on
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    VishNubVishNub Registered User regular
    Doctor Doom. Refuses to beg for your vote.
    Kamiro wrote: »
    Honk wrote: »
    Our puppy farts a lot now.

    He was hogging my pillow when I went to bed and as I leaned in to carry him away he farted on my pillow.

    you deserved it

    taking a puppy's pillow. What a monster.

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    cB557cB557 voOOP Registered User regular
    I forgot to put the @ in before I hit post and just edited it in afterwards, but that doesn't actually send the @, so @Donkey Kong

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    VishNubVishNub Registered User regular
    Doctor Doom. Refuses to beg for your vote.
    deagmafdn2hj.png

    This is extremely straightforward

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    TuminTumin Registered User regular
    edited March 2020
    Magneto. Has a point, let's be honest here.
    I woke up and someone replaced all my beautiful work last week with garbage that somehow has my name on it

    Very alarming, now I'll have to cut corners to get this all done on time

    Tumin on
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    HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Doctor Doom. Refuses to beg for your vote.
    VishNub wrote: »
    Kamiro wrote: »
    Honk wrote: »
    Our puppy farts a lot now.

    He was hogging my pillow when I went to bed and as I leaned in to carry him away he farted on my pillow.

    you deserved it

    taking a puppy's pillow. What a monster.

    He lacks concept of ownership and from what I learned at puppy training they count everything they’re currently in contact with as their stuff.

    He looks very cutely mopey and let’s out a grunt when I carry him away from things.

    PSN: Honkalot
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    DoodmannDoodmann Registered User regular
    Lex Luthor. Fooled by a pair of glasses.
    cB557 wrote: »
    Athenor wrote: »
    I just got presented an ad for a kickstarter.. of a model of the lunar surface.

    It's basically a hunk of square "rock', molded to look like the lunar surface, with an aluminum base.

    At best I could call it a paperweight. But it's too big to be easily usable as such.

    Seriously, who would buy this?

    6an8c5ktsohy.png
    "Donkey Kong"

    He could put his egg on it!

    Whippy wrote: »
    nope nope nope nope abort abort talk about anime
    I like to ART
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    credeikicredeiki Registered User regular
    Magneto. Has a point, let's be honest here.
    Kamiro wrote: »
    credeiki wrote: »
    How am I expected to do work when all my fun things are in the same room as me

    I have 0 willpower

    how is this different from your normal work schedule prior to quarantine when you're not in the office?

    Before I was doing three days in the office and two days wfh/don’t do much at all

    Now it’s all 5 days!

    Steam, LoL: credeiki
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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    edited March 2020
    Magneto. Has a point, let's be honest here.
    P10 wrote: »
    i did two mystery tickets but they also only had 3 rocks each
    9 rocks does not a shop make
    when i open the gate and say i want all my friends to come is that my switch friends or my animal crossing friends

    Wait are you... breaking the rocks? Don't eat any fruit and chip at them with a shovel. You can get 8 drops from each rock every day. For best results, dig 3 holes to act as a backstop, put yourself in between them and the rock, angle diagonally facing the rock, and mash A. Be sure to pick any weeds and make sure there's nothing on the ground in the 8 spaces adjacent to the rock.
    - - H H
    - - P H
    - R - -
    - - - -
    

    On islands you are visiting, you can break the rock after this. On your home island, don't break the rocks unless you want to move them. They respawn in a random location at a rate of one rock per day.

    Donkey Kong on
    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
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    HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Doctor Doom. Refuses to beg for your vote.
    And I would walk 4000 Gunter’s Chains and a I would walk

    PSN: Honkalot
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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    Doctor Doom. Refuses to beg for your vote.
    Kamiro wrote: »
    Bogart wrote: »
    I really like the picture of Doom in the OP. It's the last page of a comic in a multi-year Avengers story that saw every reality destroyed and then rebuilt, and all through the lead up lots of mysterious characters were talking about Rabum Alal, this insanely terrifying, secretive entity that inspired fear in the most powerful entities of the universe. Who could it be? And this page is when you find out.

    It's Doom, of course, because no one else could possibly satisfy after that kind of build up. With Loki it'd feel like a trick or a ploy, with Ultron, Thanos or Annihilus they wouldn't be operating under an alias because they're not subtle. If it's going to be anyone you already know it could only be Doom.

    Analingius is a villain?

    This is quite the autocorrect.

    it wasn't

    It was better when it was

    fuck gendered marketing
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