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    BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator mod
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    Kid PresentableKid Presentable Registered User regular
    Doctor Doom. Refuses to beg for your vote.
    uh oh I think it's just become the new normal and I've lost all the adrenaline of the non-stop-emergency conditions at work

    but I still have to be here and do all the things...

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    CoinageCoinage Heaviside LayerRegistered User regular
    That username is a bit of a thonker

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    BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator mod
    Doctor Doom. Refuses to beg for your vote.
    I was about to buy a comics spinner rack because why not but then I notice that they only do shipping to the US and Canada. The injustice sears.

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    Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    Tav wrote: »
    5wvwj5hxcfji.jpg

    thanks for cutting off that picture in the worst way possible very cool twitter

    It took hundreds of computer scientists working for decades to come up with the algorithm to ensure Twitter always crops out the relevant bit of the image

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
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    ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    Doctor Doom. Refuses to beg for your vote.
    if the coronavirus had a similar infection and fatality rate but took up months in the hospital instead of 2 weeks chilling in a hotel room for 95% of the infected, society would already have melted down

    there's a thought

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    SixSix Caches Tweets in the mainframe cyberhex Registered User regular
    Society was a mistake.

    can you feel the struggle within?
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    navgoosenavgoose Registered User regular
    Doctor Doom. Refuses to beg for your vote.
    Six wrote: »
    Society was a mistake.

    We domesticated dog and cat

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    P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    "domesticated" cats

    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
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    AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    Magneto. Has a point, let's be honest here.
    ronya wrote: »
    if the coronavirus had a similar infection and fatality rate but took up months in the hospital instead of 2 weeks chilling in a hotel room for 95% of the infected, society would already have melted down

    there's a thought

    Thank goodness it’s a quick killer?

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    SixSix Caches Tweets in the mainframe cyberhex Registered User regular
    navgoose wrote: »
    Six wrote: »
    Society was a mistake.

    We domesticated dog and cat

    Cats are definitely a mistake.

    We don’t deserve dogs.

    can you feel the struggle within?
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    Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    Magneto. Has a point, let's be honest here.
    Oh boy time for my daily panic attack.
    Right on time.

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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    edited March 2020
    Joker. You'll laugh, but honestly he's 'always on', you know?
    Oh boy time for my daily panic attack.
    Right on time.

    FCC, I was on the verge of panic attack for the last 3 weeks of work due to coronavirus.

    Do you know the 5 4 3 2 1 thing?

    EDIT: Gonna post it cause its useful as FUCK.
    5: Acknowledge FIVE things you see around you. It could be a pen, a spot on the ceiling, anything in your surroundings.

    4: Acknowledge FOUR things you can touch around you. It could be your hair, a pillow, or the ground under your feet.

    3: Acknowledge THREE things you hear. This could be any external sound. If you can hear your belly rumbling that counts! Focus on things you can hear outside of your body.

    2: Acknowledge TWO things you can smell. Maybe you are in your office and smell pencil, or maybe you are in your bedroom and smell a pillow. If you need to take a brief walk to find a scent you could smell soap in your bathroom, or nature outside.

    1: Acknowledge ONE thing you can taste. What does the inside of your mouth taste like—gum, coffee, or the sandwich from lunch?

    21stCentury on
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    Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    Magneto. Has a point, let's be honest here.
    Thank you!!

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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Joker. You'll laugh, but honestly he's 'always on', you know?
    for real, this grounding technique is great even if you yourself don't get Panic attacks because you can help someone come down from one.

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Doctor Doom. Refuses to beg for your vote.
    literally just saved the company $1.2m before 8:00am

    i should ask for a percentage

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    Doctor Doom. Refuses to beg for your vote.
    Was that by choosing not to embezzle $1.2m this morning?

    [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Doctor Doom. Refuses to beg for your vote.
    Was that by choosing not to embezzle $1.2m this morning?

    still technically saving!

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    jakobaggerjakobagger LO THY DREAD EMPIRE CHAOS IS RESTORED Registered User regular
    P10 wrote: »
    "domesticated" cats

    They are domesticated, but as far as I know there's some consensus on a theory that they basically did it themselves

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Doctor Doom. Refuses to beg for your vote.
    we have a customer panic buying and the customer rep calculated what we need to buy to calm them down but she ran it a week ago and we've been buying as normal since then so i very stubbornly insisted they need to be rerun before i place the orders

    shockingly we have more inventory on hand after a week of buying

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    jakobagger wrote: »
    P10 wrote: »
    "domesticated" cats

    They are domesticated, but as far as I know there's some consensus on a theory that they basically did it themselves

    like furries and chanus

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Doctor Doom. Refuses to beg for your vote.
    jakobagger wrote: »
    P10 wrote: »
    "domesticated" cats

    They are domesticated, but as far as I know there's some consensus on a theory that they basically did it themselves

    like furries and chanus

    ain't nobody tamed this wild stallion but me

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    Doctor Doom. Refuses to beg for your vote.
    I got some news in silly meme format

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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Trochaic Tetrameter

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    KrathoonKrathoon Registered User regular
    A baby hippo to relax you.
    https://youtu.be/a-vbFA-s1vs

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    SleepSleep Registered User regular
    Joker. You'll laugh, but honestly he's 'always on', you know?
    Krathoon wrote: »
    A baby hippo to relax you.
    https://youtu.be/a-vbFA-s1vs

    It's so easy to forget they can bite you in half

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    spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    Thanos. Wants you to read a 17,000 word blogpost about why he's right.
    Sorry @Krathoon but that video is fake news. I watched the whole thing and the baby hippo did not make one single splash.

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    Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    Someone

    What is a good office chair that is:
    - not a $1000 aeron
    - Is not horrendously ugly
    - Is good for someone short

    poo
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    SanderJKSanderJK Crocodylus Pontifex Sinterklasicus Madrid, 3000 ADRegistered User regular
    I'm decently happy with my Ikea Markus, which was like $170. Do get the one with the fake leather headrest. I saw a friends who took the one with a fabric headrest... that thing will soak all those head-oils.....nasty.

    Steam: SanderJK Origin: SanderJK
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    spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    Thanos. Wants you to read a 17,000 word blogpost about why he's right.
    I got to #2 on the panic scale and it went completely off the rails.

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    SixSix Caches Tweets in the mainframe cyberhex Registered User regular
    I bought an Amazon Basics mesh char and it was good. I don’t have it anymore.

    can you feel the struggle within?
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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    Someone

    What is a good office chair that is:
    - not a $1000 aeron
    - Is not horrendously ugly
    - Is good for someone short

    i'm using a dx racer which yeah is a gamer chair but i find it super comfortable

    they have a thing on their website where you pick your height and weight and they recommend a chair

    i'm a tall, bigger dude and their king chair is perfect for me and stopped all the hip pain i was getting from the shitty €50 chair i had before

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    Tav wrote: »
    Someone

    What is a good office chair that is:
    - not a $1000 aeron
    - Is not horrendously ugly
    - Is good for someone short

    i'm using a dx racer which yeah is a gamer chair but i find it super comfortable

    they have a thing on their website where you pick your height and weight and they recommend a chair

    i'm a tall, bigger dude and their king chair is perfect for me and stopped all the hip pain i was getting from the shitty €50 chair i had before

    Does it have LEDs?

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    spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    Thanos. Wants you to read a 17,000 word blogpost about why he's right.
    Someone

    What is a good office chair that is:
    - not a $1000 aeron
    - Is not horrendously ugly
    - Is good for someone short

    Steelcase makes good short people chairs

    https://www.steelcase.com/products/office-chairs/leap/

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    AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    Magneto. Has a point, let's be honest here.
    My Sealy chair has been worth the investment

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    spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    Thanos. Wants you to read a 17,000 word blogpost about why he's right.
    Atomika wrote: »
    My Sealy chair has been worth the investment

    That's a bed, Atomika. You're sitting on your bed.

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    Tav wrote: »
    Someone

    What is a good office chair that is:
    - not a $1000 aeron
    - Is not horrendously ugly
    - Is good for someone short

    i'm using a dx racer which yeah is a gamer chair but i find it super comfortable

    they have a thing on their website where you pick your height and weight and they recommend a chair

    i'm a tall, bigger dude and their king chair is perfect for me and stopped all the hip pain i was getting from the shitty €50 chair i had before

    Does it have LEDs?

    i painted flames on it to make it go faster

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    AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    Magneto. Has a point, let's be honest here.
    spool32 wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    My Sealy chair has been worth the investment

    That's a bed, Atomika. You're sitting on your bed.

    But my fat ass needs the support only coiled springs and memory gel can provide!

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    i'm buying myself a monitor arm and a razer wireless mouse for working from home

    i kind of balked at the price but then i remembered that they'll be covered by the money i'm not spending on public transport now that i'm stuck in the house

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Doctor Doom. Refuses to beg for your vote.
    oof just found out i'm two degrees separated from a covid-19 death

    a friend's 73 year old dad. took four days to go from fine to gone

    i didn't know him but

    fucking

    there goes the morning's good mood

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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