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  • ScooterScooter Registered User regular
    The comic's stupidity is backed up by its own stupidity, at least.

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  • milskimilski UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ Registered User regular
    klemming wrote: »
    Cambiata wrote: »
    milski wrote: »
    klemming wrote: »
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    Dumbing of Age

    See, that I believe, but Amber not recognising her dad at this range in the face of a not-covering-anything-at-all mask is pretty bad. Green Lantern was not a good movie, but it had at least one good moment where his mask protected his identity from his love interest for about twenty seconds. Concealed cheekbones are not an effective disguise.

    I have the smallest, tiniest degree of faith that Amber is just pretending not to recognize Obviously Her Dad to shit talk more effectively. Probably wrong though

    I don't see how it can't be pretend, since the first time he donned the mask it was right in front of her.

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    That wasn't Amber.

    It was Amber and Willis is a hack with less than zero understanding of mental health, but yes

    You can't write me off like that! You're just a voice, pal! You don't know a DAMN THING ABOUT RACING!!
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  • Quantum TigerQuantum Tiger Half Pam/Half Garf/All Lovin Where all your dreams come true!Registered User regular
    klemming wrote: »

    That wasn't Amber.

    This statement aged me a hundred years

    (Not an insult to you, what you said is accurate to the comic)

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  • ElbasunuElbasunu Registered User regular
    milski wrote: »
    klemming wrote: »
    Cambiata wrote: »
    milski wrote: »
    klemming wrote: »
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    Dumbing of Age

    See, that I believe, but Amber not recognising her dad at this range in the face of a not-covering-anything-at-all mask is pretty bad. Green Lantern was not a good movie, but it had at least one good moment where his mask protected his identity from his love interest for about twenty seconds. Concealed cheekbones are not an effective disguise.

    I have the smallest, tiniest degree of faith that Amber is just pretending not to recognize Obviously Her Dad to shit talk more effectively. Probably wrong though

    I don't see how it can't be pretend, since the first time he donned the mask it was right in front of her.

    q0i2jligzb9r.png

    That wasn't Amber.

    It was Amber and Willis is a hack with less than zero understanding of mental health, but yes

    Hell yeah, this take again.

    The guy is not a hack. it's not hack writing. You don't know what that word means.

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  • AnzekayAnzekay Registered User regular
    can't wait for another 4 page debate on how bad or not bad dumbing of age is

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  • klemmingklemming Registered User regular
    Anzekay wrote: »
    can't wait for another 4 page debate on how bad or not bad dumbing of age is
    I'm gonna try to prevent it by posting something we can all agree about:

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    SMBC


    ...Did it work?

    Nobody remembers the singer. The song remains.
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  • Moth 13Moth 13 Volcaregular Registered User regular
    You know what's a good comic? Never Satisfied.



    Never Satisfied

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  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    Elbasunu wrote: »
    milski wrote: »
    klemming wrote: »
    Cambiata wrote: »
    milski wrote: »
    klemming wrote: »
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    Dumbing of Age

    See, that I believe, but Amber not recognising her dad at this range in the face of a not-covering-anything-at-all mask is pretty bad. Green Lantern was not a good movie, but it had at least one good moment where his mask protected his identity from his love interest for about twenty seconds. Concealed cheekbones are not an effective disguise.

    I have the smallest, tiniest degree of faith that Amber is just pretending not to recognize Obviously Her Dad to shit talk more effectively. Probably wrong though

    I don't see how it can't be pretend, since the first time he donned the mask it was right in front of her.

    q0i2jligzb9r.png

    That wasn't Amber.

    It was Amber and Willis is a hack with less than zero understanding of mental health, but yes

    Hell yeah, this take again.

    The guy is not a hack. it's not hack writing. You don't know what that word means.

    do you know what it means

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  • ElbasunuElbasunu Registered User regular
    Yes I've completed the entire series

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  • milskimilski UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ Registered User regular
    edited March 30
    Elbasunu wrote: »
    milski wrote: »
    klemming wrote: »
    Cambiata wrote: »
    milski wrote: »
    klemming wrote: »
    2rpsxyqg9fet.png
    Dumbing of Age

    See, that I believe, but Amber not recognising her dad at this range in the face of a not-covering-anything-at-all mask is pretty bad. Green Lantern was not a good movie, but it had at least one good moment where his mask protected his identity from his love interest for about twenty seconds. Concealed cheekbones are not an effective disguise.

    I have the smallest, tiniest degree of faith that Amber is just pretending not to recognize Obviously Her Dad to shit talk more effectively. Probably wrong though

    I don't see how it can't be pretend, since the first time he donned the mask it was right in front of her.

    q0i2jligzb9r.png

    That wasn't Amber.

    It was Amber and Willis is a hack with less than zero understanding of mental health, but yes

    Hell yeah, this take again.

    The guy is not a hack. it's not hack writing. You don't know what that word means.

    Neat, but wrong.

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    You can't write me off like that! You're just a voice, pal! You don't know a DAMN THING ABOUT RACING!!
  • milskimilski UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ Registered User regular
    edited March 30
    Prescriptivism is stupid and I’m obviously not saying Willis is churning out wordcounts for newspapers.

    If you have a preferred perjorative for “writes sloppily to force the plot in the direction he needs with little regard for quality”, by all means I’ll switch to using it

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    You can't write me off like that! You're just a voice, pal! You don't know a DAMN THING ABOUT RACING!!
  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    crwth wrote: »
    Elbasunu wrote: »
    milski wrote: »
    klemming wrote: »
    Cambiata wrote: »
    milski wrote: »
    klemming wrote: »
    2rpsxyqg9fet.png
    Dumbing of Age

    See, that I believe, but Amber not recognising her dad at this range in the face of a not-covering-anything-at-all mask is pretty bad. Green Lantern was not a good movie, but it had at least one good moment where his mask protected his identity from his love interest for about twenty seconds. Concealed cheekbones are not an effective disguise.

    I have the smallest, tiniest degree of faith that Amber is just pretending not to recognize Obviously Her Dad to shit talk more effectively. Probably wrong though

    I don't see how it can't be pretend, since the first time he donned the mask it was right in front of her.

    q0i2jligzb9r.png

    That wasn't Amber.

    It was Amber and Willis is a hack with less than zero understanding of mental health, but yes

    Hell yeah, this take again.

    The guy is not a hack. it's not hack writing. You don't know what that word means.

    do you know what it means

    I do but I want to test you so tell me what you think it means and I’ll tell you if you’re right

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited March 30
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  • Kevin CristKevin Crist I make the devil hit his knees and say the 'our father'Registered User regular
    That took me a moment.

    I'm getting old.

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  • GundiGundi Serious Bismuth Registered User regular
    klemming wrote: »

    Having not played Death Stranding but knowing the basic deal of its world, this was in fact my immediate reaction to seeing Sam in the rain.

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  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    Javen wrote: »
    crwth wrote: »
    Elbasunu wrote: »
    milski wrote: »
    klemming wrote: »
    Cambiata wrote: »
    milski wrote: »
    klemming wrote: »
    2rpsxyqg9fet.png
    Dumbing of Age

    See, that I believe, but Amber not recognising her dad at this range in the face of a not-covering-anything-at-all mask is pretty bad. Green Lantern was not a good movie, but it had at least one good moment where his mask protected his identity from his love interest for about twenty seconds. Concealed cheekbones are not an effective disguise.

    I have the smallest, tiniest degree of faith that Amber is just pretending not to recognize Obviously Her Dad to shit talk more effectively. Probably wrong though

    I don't see how it can't be pretend, since the first time he donned the mask it was right in front of her.

    q0i2jligzb9r.png

    That wasn't Amber.

    It was Amber and Willis is a hack with less than zero understanding of mental health, but yes

    Hell yeah, this take again.

    The guy is not a hack. it's not hack writing. You don't know what that word means.

    do you know what it means

    I do but I want to test you so tell me what you think it means and I’ll tell you if you’re right

    shit......

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  • Magus`Magus` Registered User regular
    Anzekay wrote: »
    can't wait for another 4 page debate on how bad or not bad dumbing of age is

    Gotta do something during quarantine.

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  • klemmingklemming Registered User regular
    Brolo wrote: »
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    ...So every webcomic author is a hack? I can't think of many that aren't self-published.

    Willis is at least internally consistent; he sets the rules of his comic and he sticks to them. Those rules might well be dumb (eg: Amber and Amazi-girl don't share memories any more), but he sets that up and keeps to it, he doesn't just retcon them to abruptly force the plot somewhere.

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  • SegSeg Registered User regular
    Amber not remembering the Amazi-Girl stuff seems like a recent change to DOAs rules.

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  • klemmingklemming Registered User regular
    Seg wrote: »
    Amber not remembering the Amazi-Girl stuff seems like a recent change to DOAs rules.
    It was introduced in 2017.

    Nobody remembers the singer. The song remains.
  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    klemming wrote: »
    Brolo wrote: »
    ...So every webcomic author is a hack?

    10000% yes

    every webcomic is a hack, and therefore every hack is a webcomic
    that's math

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  • Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    Gundi wrote: »
    klemming wrote: »

    Having not played Death Stranding but knowing the basic deal of its world, this was in fact my immediate reaction to seeing Sam in the rain.

    no one but the bad guy wears facial protection in the rain and it drives me NUTS

    like a third of the way through the game you get an email from the middle aged dude from the prologue who mentions that actually he's in his mid-20s and he just looks that way because he has to work outside a lot

    WHY DON'T THEY HAVE MASKS

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  • GustavGustav Registered User regular
    Brolo wrote: »
    klemming wrote: »
    Brolo wrote: »
    ...So every webcomic author is a hack?

    10000% yes

    every webcomic is a hack, and therefore every hack is a webcomic
    that's math

    as a webcomic author i can confirm

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  • DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    Magus` wrote: »
    Anzekay wrote: »
    can't wait for another 4 page debate on how bad or not bad dumbing of age is

    Gotta do something during quarantine.

    No, no we really don't

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    Gundi wrote: »
    klemming wrote: »

    Having not played Death Stranding but knowing the basic deal of its world, this was in fact my immediate reaction to seeing Sam in the rain.

    no one but the bad guy wears facial protection in the rain and it drives me NUTS

    like a third of the way through the game you get an email from the middle aged dude from the prologue who mentions that actually he's in his mid-20s and he just looks that way because he has to work outside a lot

    WHY DON'T THEY HAVE MASKS

    look we didn't spend $10000000000 inventing a sub-electron microscope so that we could painstakingly scan every sub-nanometer of Norman Redus' delicious face and pudenda just so that he could hide behind a mask

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  • Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    Brolo wrote: »
    Gundi wrote: »
    klemming wrote: »

    Having not played Death Stranding but knowing the basic deal of its world, this was in fact my immediate reaction to seeing Sam in the rain.

    no one but the bad guy wears facial protection in the rain and it drives me NUTS

    like a third of the way through the game you get an email from the middle aged dude from the prologue who mentions that actually he's in his mid-20s and he just looks that way because he has to work outside a lot

    WHY DON'T THEY HAVE MASKS

    look we didn't spend $10000000000 inventing a sub-electron microscope so that we could painstakingly scan every sub-nanometer of Norman Redus' delicious face and pudenda just so that he could hide behind a mask

    he pulls a hood up over his head when it rains anyway! and the gameplay camera is behind him 90% of the time!

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  • MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    Gundi wrote: »
    klemming wrote: »

    Having not played Death Stranding but knowing the basic deal of its world, this was in fact my immediate reaction to seeing Sam in the rain.

    no one but the bad guy wears facial protection in the rain and it drives me NUTS

    like a third of the way through the game you get an email from the middle aged dude from the prologue who mentions that actually he's in his mid-20s and he just looks that way because he has to work outside a lot

    WHY DON'T THEY HAVE MASKS

    A bunch of assholes bought them all and are hoarding them

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  • RoyceSraphimRoyceSraphim Registered User regular
    Brolo wrote: »
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    I started dancing in bed once I remembered the beat

  • CambiataCambiata Commander Shepard The likes of which even GAWD has never seenRegistered User regular
    Every now and again, Willis does a Shortpacked update. Here are a couple he's done since the official end of the comic that I just noticed.

    https://www.shortpacked.com/comic/unrealistic-floating

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    https://www.shortpacked.com/comic/oh-dinobot-if-only-there-were-someone-who-loved-you

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited March 30
    Man I feel like Willis' gag strips about star wars/transformers/comic books are a better fit for him than his long-form stuff

    But I guess it's harder to keep that going indefinitely

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  • HeadCreepsHeadCreeps Easy Breezy Registered User regular
    Moth 13 wrote: »

    I was just re-reading through some of the archives and, yeah, this is a quality webcom

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  • RoyceSraphimRoyceSraphim Registered User regular
    Cambiata wrote: »
    Every now and again, Willis does a Shortpacked update. Here are a couple he's done since the official end of the comic that I just noticed.

    https://www.shortpacked.com/comic/unrealistic-floating

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    https://www.shortpacked.com/comic/oh-dinobot-if-only-there-were-someone-who-loved-you

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    The fuck is the first one about?

  • CambiataCambiata Commander Shepard The likes of which even GAWD has never seenRegistered User regular
    Cambiata wrote: »
    Every now and again, Willis does a Shortpacked update. Here are a couple he's done since the official end of the comic that I just noticed.

    https://www.shortpacked.com/comic/unrealistic-floating

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    https://www.shortpacked.com/comic/oh-dinobot-if-only-there-were-someone-who-loved-you

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    The fuck is the first one about?

    Leia's space scene in The Last Jedi.

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  • Kayne Red RobeKayne Red Robe Master of Magic ArcanusRegistered User regular
    Cambiata wrote: »
    Cambiata wrote: »
    Every now and again, Willis does a Shortpacked update. Here are a couple he's done since the official end of the comic that I just noticed.

    https://www.shortpacked.com/comic/unrealistic-floating

    rl012dd1crxk.png

    https://www.shortpacked.com/comic/oh-dinobot-if-only-there-were-someone-who-loved-you

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    The fuck is the first one about?

    Leia's space scene in The Last Jedi.

    People were mad about that? It fucking ruled!

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  • GvzbgulGvzbgul Ask me about my scrotalist agenda Registered User regular
    I don't think that Shortpacked strip is accurate.

    My favourite Willis-take is that creating safe spaces is akin to segregation and forcing people to stay in the closet.

  • klemmingklemming Registered User regular
    Cambiata wrote: »
    Cambiata wrote: »
    Every now and again, Willis does a Shortpacked update. Here are a couple he's done since the official end of the comic that I just noticed.

    https://www.shortpacked.com/comic/unrealistic-floating

    rl012dd1crxk.png

    https://www.shortpacked.com/comic/oh-dinobot-if-only-there-were-someone-who-loved-you

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    The fuck is the first one about?

    Leia's space scene in The Last Jedi.

    People were mad about that? It fucking ruled!

    Some people were mad about every single thing in TLJ. Pick a random time index in the movie, I bet you can find someone shitting on it.

    Nobody remembers the singer. The song remains.
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  • AistanAistan Tiny Bat Registered User regular
    People are still mad about the Leia thing.

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  • worksintheoryworksintheory Registered User regular
    Some people are mad about literally everything in Star Wars.

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  • AdusAdus Registered User regular
    TLJ was great and TROS killed all the promise it had set up. i'm not really a big star wars fan but man i was let down.

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  • SegSeg Registered User regular
    I haven't seen Rise of Skywalker yet, but what I have seen is a bunch of people who weren't mad about the Leia space thing being really mad at that movie for some reason.

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