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  • AtheraalAtheraal Registered User regular
    edited May 23
    Oregon Train

    edit: Redhead Redemption 2

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  • GlalGlal Registered User regular
    "Wow, 4 new pages, lots of new games must've come ou..."

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  • I needed a gnome to post.I needed a gnome to post. Registered User regular
    it's very funny to me when y'all pretend you're too old to Get Twitter after doing this

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  • David_TDavid_T A fashion yes-man is no good to me. Copenhagen, DenmarkRegistered User regular
    I was about to write "Jizzpunk", but that's just Jazzpunk set in the Star Wars universe and yes, I'll have that, thank you.

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  • Brovid HasselsmofBrovid Hasselsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    Donkey Dong

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  • DiarmuidDiarmuid Registered User regular
    NBC 2K20
    Fife 20


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  • HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    Aliens vs. Predator

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  • McHogerMcHoger Registered User regular
    Ravenloft: Stone Prophet has a party member that's a lion centaur. Other D&D games aren't even trying.

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  • el_vicioel_vicio Registered User regular
    edited May 23
    I skipped a few pages but

    Womb Raider

    e: fuck that's been done

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  • PeasPeas Registered User regular
    edited May 23
    I thought of The lust of us but apparently it's already a romance novel or something
    Also why are we doing porno title for games again?

    Also Super Mario 69

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  • autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited May 23
    Apes Legends

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  • PeasPeas Registered User regular
    Legend of Zelda: A Kink to the Past/between Worlds, Kink's Awakening, The Wand Waker, The Minish Gap
    The rest of the titles in the series are already mostly pretty porny without any changes

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  • TaminTamin Registered User regular
    I mean, you don't have to go porno with the title. That's just a (the most) familiar model.

    The rule is "swap one letter in the title", with a "make it sound not fun" or "make it sound diametrically opposed to the original" rider.

    Rise of Nations -> Rise of Rations
    System Shock -> System Shack
    Trine -> Tripe

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    Glal wrote: »
    "Wow, 4 new pages, lots of new games must've come ou..."

    Infinitely more likely that a bunch of new pages is the result of a dumb argument over

    games difficulty
    dlc price fairness
    Epic game store
    BioWare characters are good/bad

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  • autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    Command and Conquer : Fed Alert

    Luke Nukem 3D

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  • PolaritiePolaritie Sleepy Registered User regular
    Wii Fat
    Wario and Luigi: Superstar Saga
    Mod Eater
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  • WiseManTobesWiseManTobes Registered User regular
    Planet Poo

    Steam! Battlenet:Wisemantobes#1508
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  • ThatDudeOverThereThatDudeOverThere Clock King Registered User regular
    on the subject of assassin's creed, this twitter thread is fuckin' something

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  • HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    Kid wasnt wrong

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  • TaminTamin Registered User regular
    I'm trying to remember the side-missions in the first game. All that's coming to mind is the more-or-less identical set of missions you had to do before each target became available.

    If that's what the guy is talking about, the sheer repetition suddenly makes a lot more sense.

  • MaddocMaddoc I'm Bobbin Threadbare, are you my mother? Registered User regular
    edited May 23
    They were not good side activities, but without them the game would be like an hour long

    And the open world would feel even more meaningless

    The idea that they were going to ship a version that didn't have any of that stuff is honestly amazing

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  • Ginger MijangoGinger Mijango Registered User regular
    Fetal Gear Solid
    7 days to pie
    UnderLine
    Teat Signature
    Sleeping Logs
    Grim Fawn

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  • PeasPeas Registered User regular
    Why Mario's Triple Jump Animation Is So Good 8:52

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  • McHogerMcHoger Registered User regular
    Tamin wrote: »
    I'm trying to remember the side-missions in the first game. All that's coming to mind is the more-or-less identical set of missions you had to do before each target became available.

    If that's what the guy is talking about, the sheer repetition suddenly makes a lot more sense.

    It looks like it's the stuff like flag collecting and killing the templars. Not the pre-assassination stuff.

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  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    The Bitcher

    Theme Song "Toss a groin to your bitcher..."

    First in the series, "The journey to Milfgaard"



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  • Brovid HasselsmofBrovid Hasselsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    Finished installing RDR2. I have to go to bed in 2 hours, this is probably a bad time to start playing, isn't it?

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  • HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    If you start now the gameplay should begin just as you're passing the point where it no longer makes sense to try to go to bed

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  • JedocJedoc Once to start a new life and once just to start a fireRegistered User regular
    Nah, start by riding off into the sunset. It'll be a pleasing inversion of a common trope.

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  • milskimilski UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ Registered User regular
    Kirby: Stir Allies. It's just Kirby themed Cooking Mama. It mines bitcoins!

    Horizon: Zero Lawn. It's the same game, but all the flora and fauna are gone.

    You can't write me off like that! You're just a voice, pal! You don't know a DAMN THING ABOUT RACING!!
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  • ThatDudeOverThereThatDudeOverThere Clock King Registered User regular
    god I promise you some shitty gamer youtube channel has a script for a "parody" called The Bitcher on a hard drive somewhere

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  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    milski wrote: »
    Kirby: Stir Allies. It's just Kirby themed Cooking Mama. It mines bitcoins!

    Horizon: Zero Lawn. It's the same game, but all the flora and fauna are gone.

    I think you might have a backwards idea of how lawns affect local ecosystems

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  • HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    Well lets see what we can find eh

  • HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    Cursory googling immediately returns two YouTube videos, "Bitcher 3: Sarcastic Cunt" and "The Bitcher: Wild Cunt III"

    Maybe I'll watch them later

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  • 3clipse3clipse I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    Nothin' funnier than misogyny I tell you hwat

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  • HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    Now now can't judge before you watch surely maybe theyre quite witty

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  • Brovid HasselsmofBrovid Hasselsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    Oh well, Rockstar Games Service isn't working and obviously I'm not allowed to play RDR2 unless I log into their shitty online service, so I guess that solves my conundrum of whether to play it tonight or not

  • SnicketysnickSnicketysnick The Greatest Hype Man in WesterosRegistered User regular
    I have completed the core objective in Witcher 3 and can now move on to Blood and Wine

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    Hearts of Stone continued to be pretty good, CDProjekt have a set of writers who are very good at spooky ghost stories, they should do more of that.

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  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    The Long Bark

    Super Mario Faker

    Astrobeer

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  • KetarKetar Come on upstairs we're having a partyRegistered User regular
    I swapped one letter to make Ghostlusters, and realized that there was no way someone hadn't made a porn with that name already.

    And they have. Multiple times.

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  • Der Waffle MousDer Waffle Mous Blame this on the misfortune of your birth. New Yark, New Yark.Registered User regular
    Munster Hunter
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