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Who is your Jellicle Choice

StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice,To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
edited April 2020 in Social Entropy++
Fuck it, we're all stuck in quarantine, CATS is out on DVD, I gotta know

Who you gonna send to the Heaviside Layer?

Grizabella, the (former) Glamour Cat

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Skimbleshanks, the Railway Cat

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Magical Mister Mistoffelees

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Gus the Theatre Cat

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Victoria the Audience Insert Cat

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Macavity the Mystery Cat

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Old Deuteronomy

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Rum Tum Tugger

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Mungojerry and/or Rumpleteazer

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Growltiger

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Straightzi on

Who is your Jellicle Choice 54 votes

Grizabella, the (former) Glamour Cat
5%
SporkAndrewBlackDragon480Crippl3 3 votes
Skimbleshanks, the Railway Cat
24%
TheySlashThemMaddocsponoGrey GhostSpeed RacerPinfeldorfYaYaI needed anime to post.DidgeridooCoinageEtiowsamilskiJuggernut 13 votes
Magical Mister Mistoffelees
12%
MulysaSemproniustynicph blakeUnbrokenEvawanderingLucedesHermano 7 votes
Gus the Theatre Cat
16%
Raijin QuickfootDex DynamoStraightziRingodarunia106CristovalLasbrooktzeentchlingGustav 9 votes
Victoria the Audience Insert Cat
1%
Rorshach Kringle 1 vote
Macavity the Mystery Cat
20%
GreenBahamutZERODarkPrimusDepressperadodurandal4532ZonugalXehalusCellobalerbowerDark Raven XChall 11 votes
Old Deuteronomy
0%
Rum Tum Tugger
16%
GarthorBucketmanBlake TJokermanDaebunzDonovan PuppyfuckerDisruptedCapitalistBluedude152BillyIdle 9 votes
Mungojerry and/or Rumpleteazer
1%
Romanian My Escutcheon 1 vote
Growltiger
0%
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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Magical Mister Mistoffelees
    look, I know there are nominally better answers

    but I also know my type and that type is narcissistic con artist.

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    ChallChall Registered User regular
    Macavity the Mystery Cat
    Jellicle Songs for Jellicle Cats
    Jellicle Songs for Jellicle Cats
    Jellicle Songs for Jellicle Cats
    JELLICLE SONGS FOR JELLICLE CATS

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    Gus the Theatre Cat
    I'll add in pictures or something later I'm sorry I'm watching CATS

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    ChallChall Registered User regular
    Macavity the Mystery Cat
    Macavity is the only one really working to be the Jellicle choice. All the Jellicle Cats just sing about themselves but he put in the work to kidnap the likely choices, and he learned magic to carry out the plans. 10/10 Jellicle Choice Material

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    I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    Skimbleshanks, the Railway Cat
    frankly i've never seen it but skimbleshanks' name is skimbleshanks and that's pretty good

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    tzeentchlingtzeentchling Doctor of Rocks OaklandRegistered User regular
    Gus the Theatre Cat
    Like, I understand why Grisabella was chosen, but darn it Gus deserved to go after a lifetime of experiences and stories. He doesn't have that many more years to make it.

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    Bluedude152Bluedude152 Registered User regular
    Rum Tum Tugger
    Alright but here me out

    Rum Tum Tugger is a curious cat

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    ChallChall Registered User regular
    Macavity the Mystery Cat
    Alright but here me out

    Rum Tum Tugger is a curious cat

    Damn, you're right. He is a curious cat. Is there anything that anyone can do abou-ow-ow-owt it?

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    LarLar.

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    BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    Rum Tum Tugger
    I love alliteration but Rum Tum Tugger is such a curious cat

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    WiseManTobesWiseManTobes Registered User regular
    I can't make a proper choice until they release the butthole cut

    Steam! Battlenet:Wisemantobes#1508
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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    I'm the Butthole Cat.

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    PeasPeas Registered User regular
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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Magical Mister Mistoffelees
    ... no.

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    GustavGustav Friend of Goats Somewhere in the OzarksRegistered User regular
    Gus the Theatre Cat
    i am honor bound

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    Rum Tum Tugger
    I chose rum tum tugger because it sounds like an euphemism.

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    CoinageCoinage Heaviside LayerRegistered User regular
    edited April 2020
    Skimbleshanks, the Railway Cat
    Skimbleshanks is the only cat with an actual job and I respect that.
    tynic wrote: »
    look, I know there are nominally better answers

    but I also know my type and that type is narcissistic con artist.
    He's a good boy!

    Coinage on
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    JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    Skimbleshanks, the Railway Cat
    I gotta go with the one that caused the least psychological scarring here

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    Crippl3Crippl3 oh noRegistered User regular
    Grizabella, the (former) Glamour Cat
    I really liked Macavity until he took his coat off, and Gus is also Very good
    but Grizabella is very good at singing

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    VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    Which cat is the hottest, I will vote for them

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    JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    Skimbleshanks, the Railway Cat
    They are all hot and it haunts my every waking moment

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    Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    Which one is the joke option

    [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
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    LabelLabel Registered User regular
    No Larlar no sale!

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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Erik the Phantom Cat

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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Joseph the Technicolour Cat

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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Herod the Played by Rik Mayall in 2000 Cat

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    Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    Jesus Christ Super Cat

    [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
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    WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
    jenny any dots

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    Skimbleshanks, the Railway Cat
    never seen cats but I gotta go with a guy named skimbleshanks

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    WotanAnubisWotanAnubis Registered User regular
    Which one is the joke option

    All of them.

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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Mickey Johnston the not even in an Andrew Lloyd Webber Musical Cat

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    MaddocMaddoc I'm Bobbin Threadbare, are you my mother? Registered User regular
    edited April 2020
    Skimbleshanks, the Railway Cat
    Gotta give to it to the hobo cat

    EDIT: I have been informed that he is actually a railway worker and not a hobo and I regret my vote immensely

    Maddoc on
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    FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    Which one is the Superhero Cat?

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    Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    Fencingsax wrote: »
    Which one is the Superhero Cat?

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    [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
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    Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    Victoria the Audience Insert Cat
    see it would be like if i got to die

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    Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    Skimbleshanks, the Railway Cat
    Skimbleshanks tapdances so hard that he makes the cats believe that they're on a train

    That deserves a fucking prize

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    Dex DynamoDex Dynamo Registered User regular
    edited April 2020
    Gus the Theatre Cat
    Now hear me out

    The question is not, "who is your FAVORITE jellicle cat"

    obviously that's Mister Mistoffolees (narrowly beating out Skimbleshanks because Skimbleshanks is, unfortunately, a cop caller)

    the question is, "who is the JELLICLE CHOICE"

    And I would argue neither Mistoffolees or Skimbleshanks really WANT to be Jellicle Chosen, they've got sweet digs and are pretty much just hanging out and happy to be here

    Gus has had a full life, but is clearly agonized by his age and the passage of time, and would like nothing more than to give back to the world once more, I say, the correct answer TO THE QUESTION ASKED is Gus The Theater Cat

    I would also accept Grizzabella

    Dex Dynamo on
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    GustavGustav Friend of Goats Somewhere in the OzarksRegistered User regular
    Gus the Theatre Cat
    Skimbleshanks is also the hottest cat

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    Dex DynamoDex Dynamo Registered User regular
    Gus the Theatre Cat
    Gustav wrote: »
    Skimbleshanks is also the hottest cat

    correct

    if Skimbleshanks got Jellicle Chosen there's a chance he'd come back less hot, and do any of us want that on our conscience?

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    Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    Skimbleshanks, the Railway Cat
    I'm not even sure if Mister Mistoffolees is entered into the jellicle ball, it kind of seems like he's just there to watch. His song only starts up when the cats need his help

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