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Who is your Jellicle Choice

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    Dex DynamoDex Dynamo Registered User regular
    Gus the Theatre Cat
    I'm not even sure if Mister Mistoffolees is entered into the jellicle ball, it kind of seems like he's just there to watch. His song only starts up when the cats need his help

    the same is true of Skimbleshanks, he's sleeping at the ball and then Deuteronomy was just hype as hell to see him

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    Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    Victoria the Audience Insert Cat
    Dex Dynamo wrote: »
    I'm not even sure if Mister Mistoffolees is entered into the jellicle ball, it kind of seems like he's just there to watch. His song only starts up when the cats need his help

    the same is true of Skimbleshanks, he's sleeping at the ball and then Deuteronomy was just hype as hell to see him

    who wouldn't be hype as hell if you walked into a room and skimbleshanks was there

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    YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    Skimbleshanks, the Railway Cat
    Dex Dynamo wrote: »
    I'm not even sure if Mister Mistoffolees is entered into the jellicle ball, it kind of seems like he's just there to watch. His song only starts up when the cats need his help

    the same is true of Skimbleshanks, he's sleeping at the ball and then Deuteronomy was just hype as hell to see him

    who wouldn't be hype as hell if you walked into a room and skimbleshanks was there

    I would turn into one of those shrieking Beatles girls if I happened to meet Skimbleshanks

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    Gus the Theatre Cat
    Okay I added some pictures of all the cats

    Grizabella, the (former) Glamour Cat

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    Skimbleshanks, the Railway Cat

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    Magical Mister Mistoffelees

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    Gus the Theatre Cat

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    Victoria the Audience Insert Cat

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    Macavity the Mystery Cat

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    Old Deuteronomy

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    Rum Tum Tugger

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    Mungojerry and/or Rumpleteazer

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    Growltiger

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    ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    Macavity the Mystery Cat
    My god, Skimbleshanks, my god

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Gus the Theatre Cat
    100% Gus

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Gus the Theatre Cat
    0% Gustav

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    Skimbleshanks, the Railway Cat
    that fucking Ray Winstone photo is delightful

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    darunia106darunia106 J-bob in games Death MountainRegistered User regular
    Gus the Theatre Cat
    Gus is definitely my jellicle choice.

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    BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    Macavity the Mystery Cat
    Macavity, Macavity, there's no one like Macavity.
    He's broken every human law, he breaks the law of gravity.

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    Skimbleshanks, the Railway Cat
    EVERY HUMAN LAW

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Gus the Theatre Cat
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    EVERY HUMAN LAW

    ESPECIALLY murder

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    crwth

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    Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    Victoria the Audience Insert Cat
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    EVERY HUMAN LAW

    it's what i aspire to

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    CelloCello Registered User regular
    Macavity the Mystery Cat
    Murder? Yep
    Arson? Absolutely
    Insider trading? Certainly

    Macavity has no more of this world left to conquer, let him go break the laws of the Heavy Side Layer

    Let him fight God

    Steam
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    DepressperadoDepressperado I just wanted to see you laughing in the pizza rainRegistered User regular
    Macavity the Mystery Cat
    I wasn't gonna make a choice, but that picture of Idris Elba got me feelin' some sorta way

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    Dex DynamoDex Dynamo Registered User regular
    edited April 2020
    Gus the Theatre Cat
    Macavity singlehandedly rigged the 1919 world series

    Dex Dynamo on
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    ChallChall Registered User regular
    Macavity the Mystery Cat
    Macavity established a military base on the moon, in defiance of the 1967 Outer Space Treaty

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    Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    Macavity entered into a loan relationship where one of the main purposes included a purpose which is not amongst the business or other commercial purposes of his company, resulting in a tax advantage

    Macavity rebroadcast Major League Baseball with implied oral consent, not express written consent

    [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
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    DepressperadoDepressperado I just wanted to see you laughing in the pizza rainRegistered User regular
    edited April 2020
    Macavity the Mystery Cat
    Macavity taught me how to love a woman - and how to scold a child.

    Depressperado on
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    Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    Macavity skateboarded before all those t-shirts declared it to not be a crime

    [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Gus the Theatre Cat
    Macavity gives out high interest loans that ignore all usury laws.

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Gus the Theatre Cat
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    Macavity would

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    I heard that Macavity dude had like

    40 Goddamn dicks.

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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    sarukun wrote: »
    I heard that Macavity dude had like

    40 Goddamn dicks.

    That's as many as four tens.

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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    Blake T wrote: »
    I chose rum tum tugger because it sounds like an euphemism.

    Not to me.

    It sounds like an explicit name of an explicit sex act or actor that NEEDS a euphemism.

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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Drez wrote: »
    Blake T wrote: »
    I chose rum tum tugger because it sounds like an euphemism.

    Not to me.

    It sounds like an explicit name of an explicit sex act or actor that NEEDS a euphemism.

    It's kinda like a Rusty Venture

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    JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    Skimbleshanks, the Railway Cat
    Macavity removed the do not remove tag from his couch.

    And then he murdered a child.

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Gus the Theatre Cat
    Juggernut wrote: »
    Macavity removed the do not remove tag from his couch.

    And then he murdered a child.

    Then he removed the do not remove tag from the child.

    Then he murdered a couch.

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    JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    Skimbleshanks, the Railway Cat
    He has the death sentence on twelve systems!

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Gus the Theatre Cat
    It begs the question though

    What Jellicle laws has he dared not break?

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    Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    It begs the question though

    What Jellicle laws has he dared not break?

    Stand on the right on escalators

    [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
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    YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    Skimbleshanks, the Railway Cat
    so here’s MY question

    what do Bombularina, Mungojerry, Rumpleteaser and Griddlebone get out of working for Macavity?

    like, if he’s the Jellicle Choice, how does that benefit them?

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    JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    Skimbleshanks, the Railway Cat
    He gives them drugs.

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    Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    Victoria the Audience Insert Cat
    YaYa wrote: »
    so here’s MY question

    what do Bombularina, Mungojerry, Rumpleteaser and Griddlebone get out of working for Macavity?

    health insurance

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    HermanoHermano Registered User regular
    Magical Mister Mistoffelees
    YaYa wrote: »
    so here’s MY question

    what do Bombularina, Mungojerry, Rumpleteaser and Griddlebone get out of working for Macavity?

    like, if he’s the Jellicle Choice, how does that benefit them?

    Some cats just want to watch the world burn


    PSN- AHermano
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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Magical Mister Mistoffelees
    I'm not even sure if Mister Mistoffolees is entered into the jellicle ball, it kind of seems like he's just there to watch. His song only starts up when the cats need his help

    I've been assuming that the jellicle choice is a euphemism for "which cat fucks hardest" is this not accurate

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    Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    Victoria the Audience Insert Cat
    YaYa wrote: »
    so here’s MY question

    what do Bombularina, Mungojerry, Rumpleteaser and Griddlebone get out of working for Macavity?

    health insurance

    because you see insurance fraud?

    it's a human crime

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    Did Macavity also break all those weirdly specific 1800s laws?

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