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Important Thread: is Red XIII a cat or a dog

BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
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Important Thread: is Red XIII a cat or a dog 129 votes

Cat
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Dog
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  • 3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    Dog
    He's neither, because he's fully digitigrade on both front and back limbs, and both cats and dogs are plantigrade on their front limbs.

  • 3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    Dog
    But also he's totally a dog, that's a canid neck + skull.

  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    Cat
    what about that tail though

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  • Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    Dog
    he's
    a
    dog

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  • Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Registered User regular
    He's a mix of both.

    The real question is, does he have a cat donger or a dog donger?

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  • 3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    Dog
    He has nails instead of retractable claws. Absolutely not a cat.

  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    neither, he's a video game thing

  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    He's a mix of both.

    The real question is, does he have a cat donger or a dog donger?

    both.

  • 3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    Dog
    He also has dewclaws on the front limb, which dogs have but cats do not.

  • WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    Dog
    As the pre-eminent scholar on the cat/dog animal binary, Red XIII is of course a dog, specifically a breed of hunting dog that is just smart enough to be a complete pain in the ass as a domestic pet

    Think something along the lines of an afghan hound

  • RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    Fire Hyena

  • 3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    Dog
    He's a dog that someone glued a lion's nose and tail on.

  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    edited April 2020
    Cat
    all anatomical anomalies from real animals can be dismissed as Nomura not trying very hard/giving a shit

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  • VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    I mean, he’s got feathers so he’s clearly a dinosaur.

  • nightmarennynightmarenny Registered User regular
    Catdog.

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  • WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    Dog
    Catdog.

    Catdog's constant confusion with the mere concept of existing means that it is clearly a dog

  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    Cat
    Second important question: how did he get those sick tattoos in his fur

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  • No Great NameNo Great Name FRAUD DETECTED Registered User regular
    Cat
    Mane, that tail, attacks with claws? Pretty easy to see.

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  • 3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    Dog
    Mane, that tail, attacks with claws? Pretty easy to see.

    They don't retract, they're nails!

  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    Dog
    that's a dog snout for sure

  • MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    Cat
    I thought he was a mangy ass lion.

  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    Do you think he put those bangles on himself?

  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Dog
    Crossposting:
    Red is a dog.

    You can tell because he doesn’t betray your party at the first opportunity

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    Cat
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Do you think he put those bangles on himself?

    yes

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  • Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Central OhioRegistered User regular
    I disagree

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  • 3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    Dog
    RedXIII's foot
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    A dog's foot
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    He's a fucking dog.

  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Dog
    I also gotta say that the Red13 model from the remake looks better every time I look at it

    it's so pretty

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • No Great NameNo Great Name FRAUD DETECTED Registered User regular
    Cat
    3clipse wrote: »
    Mane, that tail, attacks with claws? Pretty easy to see.

    They don't retract, they're nails!
    Claws don't retract all the way. Never seen a hairless cat?

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  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    Cat
    jokes aside I do think it's pretty likely the dog-like parts of Red XIII's design are because young Nomura was just sort of going "dogs and cats are basically the same body right" and not using any reference

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  • 3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    Dog
    He's got way more dog-like parts than cat-like parts, I think the reverse is the case. He started with a dog and bolted some cat bits on.

  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    Does he ever woof or meow in the game?

  • Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    Cat
    He's a red lion, you goobers.

  • Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    Dog
    he bark at the moon

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  • No Great NameNo Great Name FRAUD DETECTED Registered User regular
    edited April 2020
    Cat
    3clipse wrote: »
    RedXIII's foot
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    A dog's foot
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    He's a fucking dog.
    Red XIII's Nose and whiskers
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    A Lion's Nose and whiskers
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    He's a god damned cat


    A dog with a triangle nose? Could you be more obtuse?

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  • No Great NameNo Great Name FRAUD DETECTED Registered User regular
    edited April 2020
    Cat
    he bark at the moon
    Cats can bark, probably even howl. They just don't care too.

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  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    Cat
    that's a cute point

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  • 3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    Dog
    He's got round pupils! You know, like a dog.

  • Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    Dog
    he bark at the moon
    Cats can bark, probably even howl. They just don't care too.

    you just lying to yourself

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    As the pre-eminent scholar on the cat/dog animal binary, Red XIII is of course a dog, specifically a breed of hunting dog that is just smart enough to be a complete pain in the ass as a domestic pet

    Think something along the lines of an afghan hound

    afgan dogs are literally the dumbest breed

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Intelligence_of_Dogs

  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    Cat
    3clipse wrote: »
    He's got round pupils! You know, like a dog.

    lions and tigers also have round pupils, not sure about all the large cats but at least those two

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