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  • A Dabble Of TheloniusA Dabble Of Thelonius It has been a doozy of a dayRegistered User regular
    milk ducks wrote: »
    I now officially own all of the Announcers.

    What a long, hard road that's been, lol.

    No this is hots

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  • DibbyDibby I'll do my best! Registered User regular
    milk ducks wrote: »
    I now officially own all of the Announcers.

    What a long, hard road that's been, lol.

    You're free!!! Congrats!

    Until they add more lmaooo

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  • milk ducksmilk ducks Registered User regular
    I can keep up with them as they release, I think. It was just the initial start-up, gathering up all the resources to purchase them individually (you almost never get them in boxes, seems like). And I was really close there for a while, then they decided to come out with all of the stage announcers, and I just never caught back up because they're all so expensive.

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  • milk ducksmilk ducks Registered User regular
    I'll probably go for all the Mounts next. I have all the Banners.

  • WhelkWhelk Registered User regular
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    The rest of my team was a 4-man, and they could not stop being stupid places past level 15. Did the classic win teamfight post-20 and take all the camps strat, too. We deserve this loss, but I am so mad that it includes my personal best Artanis stacks.

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  • DibbyDibby I'll do my best! Registered User regular
    Nine hundred and seven fucking stacks????????????????

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  • milk ducksmilk ducks Registered User regular
    DUDE WHAT THE FUCK 900 STACKS OF DING DING?

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  • WhelkWhelk Registered User regular
    Started to see the yellow creep up at the bottom of the icon, which I didn't know was a thing for it, ahahaha

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  • SmrtnikSmrtnik job boli zub Registered User regular
    I like to get all the emoji so when i do a sadface or whatever it's character appropriate

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  • milk ducksmilk ducks Registered User regular
    Fuck, man. I still can't get over it.

    900 dingers.

    I have so many questions that need answered.

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  • MNC DoverMNC Dover Game Designer/Stay-at-home Dad Kirkland, WARegistered User regular
    milk ducks wrote: »
    Fuck, man. I still can't get over it.

    900 dingers.

    I have so many questions that need answered.

    What's sad is how little his AA is doing with that many dings. Unless I've done the math wrong, at level 26 with 907 stacks, he was doing 387 per auto.

    That's base damage of 111 -> 296 at level 26 and 907 dings * .1 bonus -> 90.7 bonus damage. That hardly seems worth it. A Butcher with no meat at the same level does 347. Sure, Assassin vs Bruiser, but I think it shows Artanis could use a mini-rework.

    I mean, come on. At 907 dings, he should have been shredding people with 450-500 damage autos. Maybe I'm wrong though.

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  • DibbyDibby I'll do my best! Registered User regular
    HOTS THREAD HELLO

    TODAY IS SPECIAL DAY

    WHY, YOU ASK?

    BECAUSE IS DIBBY BIRTHDAY WHOO YAYYYYYY HOORAY

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  • milk ducksmilk ducks Registered User regular
    H A P P Y
    B I R T H D A Y
    D I B B Y

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  • milk ducksmilk ducks Registered User regular
    edited June 29
    MNC Dover wrote: »
    milk ducks wrote: »
    Fuck, man. I still can't get over it.

    900 dingers.

    I have so many questions that need answered.

    What's sad is how little his AA is doing with that many dings. Unless I've done the math wrong, at level 26 with 907 stacks, he was doing 387 per auto.

    That's base damage of 111 -> 296 at level 26 and 907 dings * .1 bonus -> 90.7 bonus damage. That hardly seems worth it. A Butcher with no meat at the same level does 347. Sure, Assassin vs Bruiser, but I think it shows Artanis could use a mini-rework.

    I mean, come on. At 907 dings, he should have been shredding people with 450-500 damage autos. Maybe I'm wrong though.

    Remember that Artanis attacks very quickly, though; Twin Strike has a very short cooldown, and doubles the per-strike damage to 774. Not bad. Factor in the possibility of Follow Through, and maybe even Triple Strike, and it feels nasty to me. Hell, Triple Strike alone would amp the burst up to 1161!

    Having said that, 900 ding dings is unheard of. I've seen 300-400 in Brawls, but 900?? That doesn't even seem possible.

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  • General_ArmchairGeneral_Armchair Registered User regular
    With that much ring a ding ding, are we sure that we're looking at a hots match? It sounds like New Vegas to me.

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  • milk ducksmilk ducks Registered User regular
    I understood that reference.

  • tyrantula22tyrantula22 Registered User regular
    It's not a flat 1-1 damage bonus, it's % damage isn't it? So wouldn't that make the damage actually a bit higher?

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  • WhelkWhelk Registered User regular
    Yeah, they were something like 550 apiece. I was slaughtering Vikings, and you get 10 per beard collected. I didn't take follow through because I like the slow and AA speed boost from the swap at 7. It usually helps me get up to around 350ish stacks, but I've gone as high as 500 semi-regularly. Triple Strike was CHUNKING fools.

    But the % damage the Vikings took at 16 started shredding people who wouldn't stay with the team. So we crumbled.

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  • MNC DoverMNC Dover Game Designer/Stay-at-home Dad Kirkland, WARegistered User regular
    Ah, I’m mistaken then. Carry on!

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  • milk ducksmilk ducks Registered User regular
    Hey guys, I'll be around this afternoon if anyone wants to play.

    Dibby
  • DibbyDibby I'll do my best! Registered User regular
    milk ducks wrote: »
    Hey guys, I'll be around this afternoon if anyone wants to play.

    u fuckin know it binch

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  • milk ducksmilk ducks Registered User regular
    Back from lunch with my wife.
    Coming in hot boys let's do it!

  • DibbyDibby I'll do my best! Registered User regular
    edited June 30
    you heard it here first, y'all

    tass's force wall+mei's blizzard is the new asshole train

    THAT IS SOME SHIT MY DUDES

    Dibby on
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  • milk ducksmilk ducks Registered User regular
    It's honestly total bullshit, lol. Like, "Dibby, my Wall's up, let me know when you wanna throw a Blizzard". Then just watch which way the enemies try to escape and wall it off. Easy fucking stun, honestly. And Tass has enough raw burst now that he can pretty easily score a pick from that combo all on his own, especially with like Electric Fence for the extra wall damage.

  • BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    Why did I doubt the blades of auir was not a good talent
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  • 21stCentury21stCentury A lovely pixel artist and gamecrafter [They/Them]Registered User regular
    it takes all my willpower not to type "roar im a dragon :3" at the start of every game when i'm playing as Deathwing Brightwing.

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  • BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    So that was yet another brawl I just up and left
    I refuse to ever play Anna again in the brawl and two other people felt though they could have a better healer [deckard or lucio} felt I refusing to play anna was a poor choice

  • milk ducksmilk ducks Registered User regular
    Hey long story short: my wife's the director of a daycare, and the parent of one of the kids who attends contacted my wife and said she's tested positive for covid. The risk of exposure is very small, and we all feel totally fine, but work's given me the rest of the week to self-quarantine, and I'll return to providing services on Monday. So ... eyyyyyyyy, let's play some fucking HotS, fam!

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  • DibbyDibby I'll do my best! Registered User regular
    edited July 1
    Ducks's Work: sorry man you gotta self quarantine i know it sucks but you gotta

    Ducks: ohhhh noooo how terrible jeez what a shame *playing HotS in background* how will i ever survive oh noooo

    Dibby on
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  • milk ducksmilk ducks Registered User regular
    edited July 1
    ducks: "Yeah, no, I understand. *whispers to Dibby in the background* Your wall up?"
    Director: "What's that?"
    ducks: "No like, just saying, we're all up for doing what we need to do."

    milk ducks on
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  • DibbyDibby I'll do my best! Registered User regular
    edited July 2
    So @milk ducks and I are playing a game today, and on the enemy team there's a Raynor who's player name is "Jimmy"

    And he's just the most obnoxious fucking asshole. He's spamming the voiceline "this is jimmy" over and over and over. Just b-stepping and being an asshole. Spamming that voiceline nonstop. Perma-Abathur hat. They're stomping us pretty hard.

    And then our team decides to get their shit in order.

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    And we fucking crush them.

    God that win felt good. Take that, you little shit.

    Sidenote: Not being able to mute voicelines in the year of our lord 2020 is fucking bananas

    Dibby on
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  • 21stCentury21stCentury A lovely pixel artist and gamecrafter [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Breaking News

    i really suck as Auriel.

    IDK why it feels so unnatural to have the heal on W but i kept hitting the wrong key for all my abilities.

  • milk ducksmilk ducks Registered User regular
    That Jimmy was like account level 30, by the way. In a party with the Abathur and the Anduin (they all had matching account portraits, as I recall). So he's a smurf with a pocket healer / aba hat. And he still got shit on.

  • milk ducksmilk ducks Registered User regular
    In a team full of Masters+ players. Battlefield of Eternity, I'm on Imperius. I know I'm going to be up against a Samuro in the offlane, which isn't ideal, but I can make it work; the only way I can sustain the lane is to take Press Forward and just man-fight his Clones, it feeds him Way of Illusion stacks, but that's how it goes. The alternative would be for our Tassadar to take the offlane, instead, since he can stack Q on the Clones and he can instantly clear the wave with a combo, putting himself at 0 risk and not giving up any ding dings to Samuro.

    This is like, basic offlaning shit. Like, sippy cup wood tier offlaning shit.

    It would have also been a good idea because they were up against a Kel'Thuzad in the 4stack, and having a Tassadar who winds up and exposes himself every time he casts his Q felt like a liability. It also would have given us a bit more kill pressure in the 4stack, with me being able to Q in and force an engagement when KTZ's buttons are down.

    But my team said literally nothing in response, and got fucking rolled. Game ended on the first objective, like levels 12-9. When the Immortal started marching, I swapped lanes to match the Samuro and tried to soak us up to 10. Our team started pinging me, "Imperius, we're gonna fucking lose". And it's like, no shit. You got crushed in your fucking 4stack because you refused to see the wisdom in just swapping up the lanes.

    Literal fucking morons.

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  • milk ducksmilk ducks Registered User regular
    edited July 2
    Also, I scored my 3,000th win today.
    Checked my profile randomly, just looking at #s, happened to see that I had exactly 3,000 wins.

    milk ducks on
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  • fortyforty Registered User regular
    edited July 2
    Dibby wrote: »
    So @milk ducks and I are playing a game today, and on the enemy team there's a Raynor who's player name is "Jimmy"

    And he's just the most obnoxious fucking asshole. He's spamming the voiceline "this is jimmy" over and over and over. Just b-stepping and being an asshole. Spamming that voiceline nonstop.
    I find this hilarious and awesome. I'd love to have that in a game. He must have changed his hotkeys to make the voice line something easy to hit constantly.

    Also his mistake was queuing with alwaysbad. No wonder his team lost.

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  • RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy Or just "Ron" Registered User regular
    The only voice line I spam is, "No, no, no!"

  • fortyforty Registered User regular
    I'd spam voice lines more if the default hotkey weren't all the way over there on I.

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  • SmrtnikSmrtnik job boli zub Registered User regular
    edited July 2
    I had no idea one could use voice line and thought that customization option is pointless.

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  • DibbyDibby I'll do my best! Registered User regular
    i tried to play one of Mei's voice lines and she said one of Kharazim's instead

    ....in Kharazim's voice.

    there was not a Kharazim in that game.

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