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That is not [bad food] which does eternal lie, and in strange youtubes, even food may die

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    Veldrin wrote: »
    Hmmm

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    Hmmm

    That's just factory-made "bechamel" sauce, isn't it? Pretty easy and quick to whip that stuff up yourself.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mornay_sauce

    it uses bechamel as a base

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    sarukun wrote: »
    The stems are great!

    Stems are great but the florets are great for getting sauce because of all that surface area.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    AtaxrxesAtaxrxes Hellnation Cursed EarthRegistered User regular
    sarukun wrote: »
    The stems are great!

    I'm all for broccoli stems, but what I'm referring to specifically are the little woody, fibrous chunks that don't even seem like broccoli anymore. Blech. Probably more prevalent in the cheaper bags of frozen veggies and pot pies. It's been awhile since I bought much frozen food though.

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    chromdomchromdom Who? Where?Registered User regular
    No, those are great. When I buy fresh broccoli, I look to make sure I get something with a big ol' stem so I can slice it up and season it and broil it mmm boy yeah that's the good stuff

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2020
    Hiking Weekend Plan: We're gonna stop at this great little bakery, get some (american) scones and a dense loaf of rye bread, then get some cheese and salad stuff and basically do sandwiches for the next few days, so we can save some money and don't have to plan around meal breaks.

    Hiking Weekend Reality: Eggs benedict from a different cafe every morning, a confusing array of restaurant foods every afternoon (the 'mayan fusion' was especially fascinating), and a couple of late night "oh shit we still got this bread, better buy WAY too much cheese and eat it before bed while drinking litres of whisky+red wine" incidents.

    Neither money nor my digestive tract was particularly saved, but otoh the food was mostly excellent.

    tynic on
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    OrcaOrca Also known as Espressosaurus WrexRegistered User regular
    Hey, this is the bad food thread! That all sounds like good food! Delicious food! Food you're not sharing with me!!!!!

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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    That's the bad part.

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    Peewi wrote: »
    When my dad made homemade pizza it often had corn on it and it was fine. I don't think I've ever seen it as an option at a pizzaria, though.

    they have it as an option at Mod Pizza locations

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    OrcaOrca Also known as Espressosaurus WrexRegistered User regular
    Jedoc wrote: »
    That's the bad part.

    ...goddammit, you're right.

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    BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    I've had some good corn pizzas in the US, not caked in topping, mostly a nice thin crust cheese pizza with some corn kernels sprinkled on and some lime to squeeze juice on with as you eat it.

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    OrcaOrca Also known as Espressosaurus WrexRegistered User regular
    ...I'd try it.

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    KetarKetar Come on upstairs we're having a partyRegistered User regular
    I'll try it. After I trick my kids into trying it first.

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    TefTef Registered User regular
    Veldrin wrote: »
    Hmmm

    b9dj52ghfd5h.jpg

    Hmmm

    Somebody sure finished on that broccoli

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    ApocalyptusApocalyptus Registered User regular
    sarukun wrote: »
    mayo and corn on pizza

    throw some tempura shrimp and sweet potatoes on there too while you're at it

    Sweet potatoes are for dessert!

    Sounds like someone's never had a roast sweet potato soup. Or sweet potato, beetroot, feta, and rocket salad. Or kumera chips.

    Neither pumpkin or sweet potato should be constrained to just sweet or savoury applications.

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    webguy20webguy20 I spend too much time on the Internet Registered User regular
    sarukun wrote: »
    mayo and corn on pizza

    throw some tempura shrimp and sweet potatoes on there too while you're at it

    Sweet potatoes are for dessert!

    Sounds like someone's never had a roast sweet potato soup. Or sweet potato, beetroot, feta, and rocket salad. Or kumera chips.

    Neither pumpkin or sweet potato should be constrained to just sweet or savoury applications.

    My wife makes awesome sweet potato enchiladas. Super tasty and not terrible for you!

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    Commander ZoomCommander Zoom Registered User regular
    most cursed image

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    OrcaOrca Also known as Espressosaurus WrexRegistered User regular
    As if I needed a reason to dislike candy corn.

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    No Great NameNo Great Name FRAUD DETECTED Registered User regular
    edited October 2020
    I always enjoy eating the yellow & orange before the white so I get the delicious taste of candy corn whilst pretending to be a guillotine.

    No Great Name on
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    VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    Tef wrote: »
    Veldrin wrote: »
    Hmmm

    b9dj52ghfd5h.jpg

    Hmmm

    Somebody sure finished on that broccoli

    God, finally

    Thank you Tef

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    Commander ZoomCommander Zoom Registered User regular
    Veldrin wrote: »
    Tef wrote: »
    Veldrin wrote: »
    Hmmm

    b9dj52ghfd5h.jpg

    Hmmm

    Somebody sure finished on that broccoli

    God, finally

    Thank you Tef

    How long were you waiting for that one?
    Straining, hoping, without release?

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    VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    Veldrin wrote: »
    Tef wrote: »
    Veldrin wrote: »
    Hmmm

    b9dj52ghfd5h.jpg

    Hmmm

    Somebody sure finished on that broccoli

    God, finally

    Thank you Tef

    How long were you waiting for that one?
    Straining, hoping, without release?

    TOO LONG

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    knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
    If your semen looks like that please see a doctor immediately

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
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    The Escape GoatThe Escape Goat incorrigible ruminant they/themRegistered User regular
    knitdan wrote: »
    If your semen looks like that please see a doctor immediately

    but doctor...

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    TefTef Registered User regular
    Your semen doesn’t have green and orange chunks in it??

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    Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better

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    OrcaOrca Also known as Espressosaurus WrexRegistered User regular
    Tef wrote: »
    Your semen doesn’t have green and orange chunks in it??

    Hold on, let me check

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    MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    Tef wrote: »
    Your semen doesn’t have green and orange chunks in it??

    Only if a plastic surgeon botches a nose job in a truly spectacular manner.

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    knitdan wrote: »
    If your semen looks like that please see a doctor immediately

    but doctor...

    No, not a butt doctor. A balls doctor.

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    TefTef Registered User regular
    Orca wrote: »
    Tef wrote: »
    Your semen doesn’t have green and orange chunks in it??

    Hold on, let me check

    15 minutes and counting on the follow up @Orca ? Come on bud, you’re not fooling anyone

    help a fellow forumer meet their mental health care needs because USA healthcare sucks!

    Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better

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    VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    knitdan wrote: »
    If your semen looks like that please see a doctor immediately

    but doctor...

    No, not a butt doctor. A balls doctor.

    We're discussing semen, not pee

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    OrcaOrca Also known as Espressosaurus WrexRegistered User regular
    Tef wrote: »
    Orca wrote: »
    Tef wrote: »
    Your semen doesn’t have green and orange chunks in it??

    Hold on, let me check

    15 minutes and counting on the follow up @Orca ? Come on bud, you’re not fooling anyone

    I think I just got busted

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    TefTef Registered User regular
    edited October 2020
    Actually never mind this joke has gone far enough!

    Tef on
    help a fellow forumer meet their mental health care needs because USA healthcare sucks!

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    Commander ZoomCommander Zoom Registered User regular
    Tef wrote: »
    Actually never mind this joke has gone far enough!

    Is it starting to chafe?

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    The Escape GoatThe Escape Goat incorrigible ruminant they/themRegistered User regular
    Orca wrote: »
    Tef wrote: »
    Orca wrote: »
    Tef wrote: »
    Your semen doesn’t have green and orange chunks in it??

    Hold on, let me check

    15 minutes and counting on the follow up @Orca ? Come on bud, you’re not fooling anyone

    I think I just got busted

    Did it make you feel good?

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    sarukun wrote: »
    mayo and corn on pizza

    throw some tempura shrimp and sweet potatoes on there too while you're at it

    Sweet potatoes are for dessert!

    Sounds like someone's never had a roast sweet potato soup. Or sweet potato, beetroot, feta, and rocket salad. Or kumera chips.

    Neither pumpkin or sweet potato should be constrained to just sweet or savoury applications.

    You are correct, I primarily eat them roasted and whole, they sell little baby ones at 7-11 here.

    They are way better than they have any right to be.

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    SorceSorce Not ThereRegistered User regular
    In case anyone wants Taco Bell but doesn't want to go to Taco Bell.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sn8tbs3HW1M

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    OrcaOrca Also known as Espressosaurus WrexRegistered User regular
    Steel spatula in a nonstick pan. 😭

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    KarlKarl Registered User regular
    Oh fucking christ the sound of that steel spatula on a nonstick pan

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    We’re buying one of these tomorrow.

    https://www.tefal.com.au/c/ETERNAL-MESH-FRYPAN-28-cm/p/2100115751

    It is allegedly non-stick without Teflon coating.

    WE SHALL SEE! We’ll be picking it up for like half off so if it doesn’t work, I won’t feel like too much of a doofus.

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