That is not [bad food] which does eternal lie, and in strange youtubes, even food may die

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  • Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    I found it

    the way to finally kill this thread for good

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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    I found it

    the way to finally kill this thread for good

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    THE TESSARWICH! THEY FOUND IT!

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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    1.5

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  • PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Realtor Santa ClaritaRegistered User regular
    It's one.

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  • OrcaOrca Registered User regular
    Quantity is one. Yeah, it's an odd configuration of 3 pieces of bread, but it's not that different from a double-decker sandwich.

    Checkmate, atheists.

  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Yeah their mistake was in thinking sandwich quantity is defined by topology and not 'how much can you fit in two hands'

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  • Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    If you smash it into a wadded ball of bread you can fit EVEN MORE sandwich

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  • OptyOpty Registered User regular
    Yeah, even if you used one of those hydraulic presses to compress an entire loaf of bread with meats and cheeses between each slice into as flat of a thing you could manage, it'd still be just one sandwich

  • PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Realtor Santa ClaritaRegistered User regular
    Opty wrote: »
    Yeah, even if you used one of those hydraulic presses to compress an entire loaf of bread with meats and cheeses between each slice into as flat of a thing you could manage, it'd still be just one sandwich

    Don't you threaten me with a good time.

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  • Commander ZoomCommander Zoom Registered User regular
    edited October 16
    Opty wrote: »
    Yeah, even if you used one of those hydraulic presses to compress an entire loaf of bread with meats and cheeses between each slice into as flat of a thing you could manage, it'd still be just one sandwich

    the hypernini.

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  • SorceSorce Registered User regular
    Flux Capaciwich.

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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited October 16
    You fools, this isn’t a question that can be neatly solved by Euclidean Geometry!

    It is the Ur-Sandwich! It is all sandwiches and none all at once! SpaceTime is not infinite enough to contain all its possibilities!

    Edit: for real though would it kill somebody to put a little mustard on that thing? Jesus.

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  • PeewiPeewi Registered User regular
    Orca wrote: »
    Quantity is one. Yeah, it's an odd configuration of 3 pieces of bread, but it's not that different from a double-decker sandwich.

    Checkmate, atheists.

    I had not thought about it before, but I will definitely call a double-decker sandwich 1.5 sandwich from now on.

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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    the hypernini.

    HyperniNO

  • ProlegomenaProlegomena Frictionless Spinning The VoidRegistered User regular
    I found it

    the way to finally kill this thread for good

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  • Commander ZoomCommander Zoom Registered User regular
    sarukun wrote: »
    You fools, this isn’t a question that can be neatly solved by Euclidean Geometry!

    It is the Ur-Sandwich! It is all sandwiches and none all at once! SpaceTime is not infinite enough to contain all its possibilities!

    Edit: for real though would it kill somebody to put a little mustard on that thing? Jesus.

    and maybe some Swiss, and a pickle, and... hey, wait a minute...

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  • GlalGlal Registered User regular
    I have checked and YouTube has multiple "hydraulic press compressed sandwich" videos. Sometimes the internet can be good.

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  • LuvTheMonkeyLuvTheMonkey High Sierra Serenade Registered User regular
    I found it

    the way to finally kill this thread for good

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    -1/12 sandwiches

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  • knitdanknitdan Registered User regular
    The Triple Cuban

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  • SolventSolvent Econ-artist กรุงเทพมหานครRegistered User regular
    Glal wrote: »
    I have checked and YouTube has multiple "hydraulic press compressed sandwich" videos. Sometimes the internet can be good.

    Shit I just got the best café idea.

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  • MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    sarukun wrote: »
    You fools, this isn’t a question that can be neatly solved by Euclidean Geometry!

    It is the Ur-Sandwich! It is all sandwiches and none all at once! SpaceTime is not infinite enough to contain all its possibilities!

    Edit: for real though would it kill somebody to put a little mustard on that thing? Jesus.

    I assure you that while space time may not be up to the task my stomach has the power to resolve the quantum wavelength.

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  • OrcaOrca Registered User regular
    edited October 16
    Because @VishNub hasn't done the deed, I present to you some truly bad food:

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    Now if you'll excuse me, I think I'm going to throw up.

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  • 3clipse3clipse I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    That cannot be real, that's like something out of a Tim & Eric bit.

  • VishNubVishNub Registered User regular


    I appreciate that the bear is hand sanitizing after breaking into the dumpster

    Good job, bear

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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    My fries are in the oven

    Hope they turn out OK. I'm not sure I boiled them long enough. Also hope they aren't too crowded in the pan.

  • VishNubVishNub Registered User regular
    Oh this was not the chat thread.

    Oh well.

  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    Poutine?
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    Is pretty good but I should have gotten better gravy. The jar I got was a little bland.

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  • OrcaOrca Registered User regular
    VishNub wrote: »
    Oh this was not the chat thread.

    Oh well.

    Still a worthy inclusion.

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  • PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Realtor Santa ClaritaRegistered User regular
    Yeah Uriel there ain't much going on in jarred or powdered gravy, the best thing you can do is make your own. Which, unfortunately, usually involves cooking up about a pound of meat.

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  • TefTef Registered User regular
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    Yeah Uriel there ain't much going on in jarred or powdered gravy, the best thing you can do is make your own. Which, unfortunately, usually involves cooking up about a pound of meat.

    Just use stock, but yes making your own gravy will be much better tasting

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  • webguy20webguy20 I spend too much time on the Internet Registered User regular
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    Yeah Uriel there ain't much going on in jarred or powdered gravy, the best thing you can do is make your own. Which, unfortunately, usually involves cooking up about a pound of meat.

    If you have any local butchers they might make stock to sell. The one I go to does. I can get chicken or beef stock to build a gravy from. Very affordable too.

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  • PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Realtor Santa ClaritaRegistered User regular
    Every time I've made gravy without using actual meat is just about as sad as the powdered stuff. Maybe I need to look into getting stock at a carneceria, since they're my local equivalent to butcher shops. The difference that pronounced between something at a shop and something in a box?

  • TefTef Registered User regular
    Maybe you have really shitty store bought stock where you are, but the stuff here is mass produced commercial stuff and it a fine. I have to like, add stuff to it I’m not just reducing stock down

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  • PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Realtor Santa ClaritaRegistered User regular
    I dunno, I bought the Swanson shit most recently, and it's perfectly fine for making au jus for French dip. The Safeway brand is worse.

  • ShortyShorty JUDGE BROSEF Registered User regular
    if I don't have stock or broth on-hand I use Better Than Bouillon

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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    I got the sweet thai chili chips

    They are extremely good

    The honey butter chips are weird.

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  • sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Registered User regular
    These turtle chips are fucking incredible

    No actual turtle included, but each chip is four chips

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  • PsykomaPsykoma Registered User regular
    Man I wish I could find cinnamon flavoured chips

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  • Commander ZoomCommander Zoom Registered User regular
    soooo that flavor text (ha) is just straight-up copied from wikipedia, huh

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