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    LucedesLucedes might be real Registered User regular
    I was lying in bed trying to sleep. still thinking about catboy bath water :V

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    @Bendery It Like Beckham you have slain me.

    I am slain.

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    I especially like that I referenced sesame street and that Another chain ended with Mr. Rogers. I wish it had been the same chain, but I’m tickled anyway.

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    TofystedethTofystedeth Registered User regular
    I keep thinking about how correct @Lucedes 's assertion that only villains have rooftop pool parties is.

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    Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    I feel like that’s a Tick joke

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    JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    I feel somewhat empty now that the EPYC has come and gone. Like a child after Christmas. A child after a horrible, horny, horny Christmas.

    What do I have to look forward to now? Fuckin, the rest of August? Gross no thank you.

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    You have to try to keep the spirit of the EPYC in your heart all year round.

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    ChallChall Registered User regular
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    You have to try to keep the spirit of the EPYC in your heart all year round.

    *The American Heart Association STRONGLY RECOMMENDS that you DO NOT keep the spirit of EPYC in your heart all year round.

    Keeping EPYC in your heart for a prolonged time can lead to Constipation, Skin rash, Bone-itis, Dizziness, Dry mouth, Compulsive Pouch-touching, Headache, Insomnia, Nausea, Abnormal heart rhythms, and Internal bleeding

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    I'm not going to trust the AHA. They're all lying cowards keeping us from the real truth and if they want to fight me I'd just like to see them try and take on me.

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    ChallChall Registered User regular
    You fool! Who do you think researched and perfected the Five-Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique? The medicine part is just their front facing operations, they're secretly run by a cabal of martial arts masters who spend their time finding new ways to kill a human by exploding their heart from a distance.

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    JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    The AHA has no authority outside of America their laws and "science" means nothing. Its like how you can drink hairspray as long as you live in any state other than California because that's the only place it causes cancer.

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    The AHA was the first norwegian musical act with a #1 single

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    PerrsunPerrsun Registered User regular
    Juggernut wrote: »
    I feel somewhat empty now that the EPYC has come and gone. Like a child after Christmas. A child after a horrible, horny, horny Christmas.

    What do I have to look forward to now? Fuckin, the rest of August? Gross no thank you.

    You look forward to November, when good king @Brolo brings us Secret Satans.

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    KetarKetar Come on upstairs we're having a partyRegistered User regular
    When I wrote my caption, I was hoping that using Tink instead of Tinkerbell would make things more flexible.

    But I had no idea just how much Tinky Winky we were in for after that, and I love it. Thank you, miscellaneousinsanity.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Juggernut wrote: »
    I feel somewhat empty now that the EPYC has come and gone. Like a child after Christmas. A child after a horrible, horny, horny Christmas.

    What do I have to look forward to now? Fuckin, the rest of August? Gross no thank you.

    Well September is a hundred years away so there will be plenty of EPYCs to do

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    TofystedethTofystedeth Registered User regular
    Also, I really loved @#pipe 's animated entry. Initially I was going to attempt something similar with recursive YouTube views, but quickly realized my reach would far exceed my grasp.
    Thankfully someone with actual skill stepped up.

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    PsykomaPsykoma Registered User regular
    edited August 2020
    Joolander wrote: »
    Joolander wrote: »
    Once the full EPYC is revealed to all, I have stages of my process saved that I will share

    As the prophecy foretold promised,
    This is what i was given:
    Psykoma wrote:
    Turns out the pyramids were actually built by profoundly unremarkable U2 lookalike cover bands.

    Me: I don't know a whole lot about U2 except that Bono's in it. What do they look like?

    Google:
    38774785_303.jpg

    Me: Ok, we have Bono, a guy in a beanie, a blonde one, and a guy in sunglasses who doesn't smile

    Psykoma: Turns out the pyramids were actually built by profoundly unremarkable U2 lookalike cover bands.

    Me: Something about Pyramids and time-travel ... weren't there 4 members of SG-1?

    Google:
    stargate_sg1_hero_01.jpg

    Me: Ok, we have Richard Dean Anderson, a guy in glasses, a blonde one, and a guy who doesn't smile ... Perfect!

    Me: I wonder if there's any picture of them looking like a band

    Google:
    li9SZBpVzJz81ouqifVuH5C7Nod.jpg

    Me: That looks like and album cover. Even better.

    Me Again: Samantha needs no change, so lets start by putting put Bono glasses on Jack
    2jhkm1a1omst.jpg

    Me: I need a better picture of Beanie Guy

    Google: His name is "The Edge"
    31f96eb5058ca086cd753c84f96bc14a.jpg

    Me: Pffthahah ok Google. Now to make Daniel more Edge-y

    Me Again:
    w2yyqwvizjwo.jpg

    Once again, Me: Teal'c just needs sunglasses, but they need to match his whole vibe
    wzmd7ascxq0x.jpg

    As you know, its Me: U2 had that Joshua Tree album, right?

    Google: Yep, and also one called Achtung Baby
    dj64aktniq6z.jpgR-443164-1263933067.jpeg.jpg

    Me: Joshua Tree it is, but I like the title of that other one
    9reskmacukgq.jpg

    Psykoma: Turns out the pyramids were actually built by profoundly unremarkable U2 lookalike cover bands.

    Me: Shit, I need to bring this back to Egypt a bit more. Right now it just looks like some obscure SciFi channel merch.

    My brain: Maybe someone found it in a pyramid and put it in a museum?

    Me: Ok then, I need a glass case in an Egypt exhibit

    Google:
    1689331-101.JPG

    Me: That'll have to do. Now I need an empty CD Jewel Case laying at somewhere near the proper perspective and lighting to put it in

    Google: NoIn ,

    Me: Digs through old boxes in the attic, and manages to find one
    q88xlfhmind1.jpg

    Me: And now for the little card explaining the Exhibit
    dv9mfdo73100.jpg

    Me: Submit

    My Brain: You idiot, pressed acetate is what they make records out of, not CDs! And that statue was probably carved from limestone

    Me: :bigfrown:
    Joolander wrote: »
    I assure you, sarukun, there was a logical explanation!
    Joolander wrote: »
    I put both far too much and far too little effort into this

    I'm just..I'm just so sorry.


    This is what I got
    j69kwk2j7m3e.png

    And I just had no clue whatsoever who those people were. I cut the faces out, image searched them and didn't find anything, showed them to people I knew and no-one knew who they were.

    I spent like eighteen hours trying to figure out the deeper meaning, just who are these people.

    In the end, with a broken brain all I could manage was "the dude on the bottom has vaguely tinted glasses, the only other white dude I know of who does that is bono, so therefore these people must be imitating U2, never mind the wrong number of people and no black dude in U2. It's just....it's just all I could manage.

    I was so desperate for DarkPrimus to please tell me who these people are.
    Now I know, and the void in my heart is still not filled

    Psykoma on
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    BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    Joolander wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    I love seeing EPYC explored through crafts time. Cello made the batman bathwater, and I didn't realize you'd actually printed off that album cover and taken your own photo.

    ...

    Oh man, that would have been way more efficient than what I did! I hadn’t even thought to print it (but I don’t have a printer anyway)

    The CD case I found was my old copy of Tiberian Sun that won’t run on any modern PC

    I took everything out of it, and snapped a picture of the empty case, then put that picture in photoshop and did some layering effects to get it to look like my album art was inside that case. I had to digitally remove the “2 CD” mark at the top of the spine (content-aware fill is your friend)

    So I’m going to take this as a compliment of my photoshopping, and not as an indictment of my lateral thinking skils

    Okay I really like this, too.

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    JoolanderJoolander Registered User regular
    Psykoma wrote: »
    Joolander wrote: »
    Joolander wrote: »
    Once the full EPYC is revealed to all, I have stages of my process saved that I will share

    As the prophecy foretold promised,
    This is what i was given:
    Psykoma wrote:
    Turns out the pyramids were actually built by profoundly unremarkable U2 lookalike cover bands.

    Me: I don't know a whole lot about U2 except that Bono's in it. What do they look like?

    Google:
    38774785_303.jpg

    Me: Ok, we have Bono, a guy in a beanie, a blonde one, and a guy in sunglasses who doesn't smile

    Psykoma: Turns out the pyramids were actually built by profoundly unremarkable U2 lookalike cover bands.

    Me: Something about Pyramids and time-travel ... weren't there 4 members of SG-1?

    Google:
    stargate_sg1_hero_01.jpg

    Me: Ok, we have Richard Dean Anderson, a guy in glasses, a blonde one, and a guy who doesn't smile ... Perfect!

    Me: I wonder if there's any picture of them looking like a band

    Google:
    li9SZBpVzJz81ouqifVuH5C7Nod.jpg

    Me: That looks like and album cover. Even better.

    Me Again: Samantha needs no change, so lets start by putting put Bono glasses on Jack
    2jhkm1a1omst.jpg

    Me: I need a better picture of Beanie Guy

    Google: His name is "The Edge"
    31f96eb5058ca086cd753c84f96bc14a.jpg

    Me: Pffthahah ok Google. Now to make Daniel more Edge-y

    Me Again:
    w2yyqwvizjwo.jpg

    Once again, Me: Teal'c just needs sunglasses, but they need to match his whole vibe
    wzmd7ascxq0x.jpg

    As you know, its Me: U2 had that Joshua Tree album, right?

    Google: Yep, and also one called Achtung Baby
    dj64aktniq6z.jpgR-443164-1263933067.jpeg.jpg

    Me: Joshua Tree it is, but I like the title of that other one
    9reskmacukgq.jpg

    Psykoma: Turns out the pyramids were actually built by profoundly unremarkable U2 lookalike cover bands.

    Me: Shit, I need to bring this back to Egypt a bit more. Right now it just looks like some obscure SciFi channel merch.

    My brain: Maybe someone found it in a pyramid and put it in a museum?

    Me: Ok then, I need a glass case in an Egypt exhibit

    Google:
    1689331-101.JPG

    Me: That'll have to do. Now I need an empty CD Jewel Case laying at somewhere near the proper perspective and lighting to put it in

    Google: NoIn ,

    Me: Digs through old boxes in the attic, and manages to find one
    q88xlfhmind1.jpg

    Me: And now for the little card explaining the Exhibit
    dv9mfdo73100.jpg

    Me: Submit

    My Brain: You idiot, pressed acetate is what they make records out of, not CDs! And that statue was probably carved from limestone

    Me: :bigfrown:
    Joolander wrote: »
    I assure you, sarukun, there was a logical explanation!
    Joolander wrote: »
    I put both far too much and far too little effort into this

    I'm just..I'm just so sorry.


    This is what I got
    j69kwk2j7m3e.png

    And I just had no clue whatsoever who those people were. I cut the faces out, image searched them and didn't find anything, showed them to people I knew and no-one knew who they were.

    I spent like eighteen hours trying to figure out the deeper meaning, just who are these people.

    In the end, with a broken brain all I could manage was "the dude on the bottom has vaguely tinted glasses, the only other white dude I know of who does that is bono, so therefore these people must be imitating U2, never mind the wrong number of people and no black dude in U2. It's just....it's just all I could manage.

    I was so desperate for DarkPrimus to please tell me who these people are.
    Now I know, and the void in my heart is still not filled

    No need to apologize at all, that whole process is why I love EPYC. Just acting on the first absurd thing that comes into my mind

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    GizzyGizzy i am a cat PhoenixRegistered User regular
    I wanted to share the inspiration for my picture since I can’t really draw out of my head. The inspiration faaaaar surpasses my result:

    https://youtu.be/m_MWcMRST_c

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Ok but where’s the carnality - no wait I don’t want to know

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    GizzyGizzy i am a cat PhoenixRegistered User regular
    edited August 2020
    I went in the direction of "Of the flesh and physical world as in a desire for food" rather than the sexual direction
    But also thought .. maybe the mice kinda look like sperm, so it kinda works on both levels

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    I knew it! I knew I didn’t want to know!

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    BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    Man all you art people put so much effort and produce such quality that every year I am honestly jealous that i cannot draw, paint, or Photoshop worth a horse fart.

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    Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    draw a horse fart you say?

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    see317see317 Registered User regular
    draw a horse fart you say?

    You can't post something like that without giving us a starting place.
    Here, let me help.

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    DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    Gizzy wrote: »
    @DrZiplock loved your caption!

    I went for maximum Puns Per Meter.

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    BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    And it was great. The captioners brought their A-game.

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    LuvTheMonkeyLuvTheMonkey High Sierra Serenade Registered User regular
    I'm just curious what Cello would have done had I not used Terry as the name there (or any other Batman-adjacent name I suppose, there's not many to avoid).

    Molten variables hiss and roar. On my mind-forge, I hammer them into the greatsword Epistemology. Many are my foes this night.
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    JoolanderJoolander Registered User regular
    edited August 2020
    I want to recognize @3clipse for their excellent character name: “Commisar Woofenslav”

    Joolander on
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    see317see317 Registered User regular
    Belruel wrote: »
    And it was great. The captioners brought their A-game.

    As a captioner, I feel like it would be more than a little self congratulatory to awesome this.
    And I'm okay with that.

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    PeenPeen Registered User regular
    I too resisted that temptation, but in my case because my caption allowed Raijin to do

    whatever he did.

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    TayaTaya Registered User regular
    The caption I had was "No... NO... GOD NO... um... YES~~... NO... YES... oh dang... NO!!!" which was too open world for me. But I’m happy with my drawing.

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    CelloCello Registered User regular
    I'm just curious what Cello would have done had I not used Terry as the name there (or any other Batman-adjacent name I suppose, there's not many to avoid).

    Initially I was planning to make a diorama or paper clay sculpture, because I knew I wanted to do something physical

    But then you crafted a story and it all just sort of took horrific shape (and also quenched my thirst)

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    LucedesLucedes might be real Registered User regular
    i'm actually pretty amazed that chain of events managed to transmit the feeling of internet horror through a caption that vague.

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    TofystedethTofystedeth Registered User regular
    Taya wrote: »
    The caption I had was "No... NO... GOD NO... um... YES~~... NO... YES... oh dang... NO!!!" which was too open world for me. But I’m happy with my drawing.

    I could definitely imagine that guy saying oh dang no, though. Possibly while falling off his skateboard.

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    Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    Taya wrote: »
    The caption I had was "No... NO... GOD NO... um... YES~~... NO... YES... oh dang... NO!!!" which was too open world for me. But I’m happy with my drawing.

    It was pretty much exactly the proper caption for #pipe’s art tho

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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    Psykoma wrote: »
    Joolander wrote: »
    Joolander wrote: »
    Once the full EPYC is revealed to all, I have stages of my process saved that I will share

    As the prophecy foretold promised,
    This is what i was given:
    Psykoma wrote:
    Turns out the pyramids were actually built by profoundly unremarkable U2 lookalike cover bands.

    Me: I don't know a whole lot about U2 except that Bono's in it. What do they look like?

    Google:
    38774785_303.jpg

    Me: Ok, we have Bono, a guy in a beanie, a blonde one, and a guy in sunglasses who doesn't smile

    Psykoma: Turns out the pyramids were actually built by profoundly unremarkable U2 lookalike cover bands.

    Me: Something about Pyramids and time-travel ... weren't there 4 members of SG-1?

    Google:
    stargate_sg1_hero_01.jpg

    Me: Ok, we have Richard Dean Anderson, a guy in glasses, a blonde one, and a guy who doesn't smile ... Perfect!

    Me: I wonder if there's any picture of them looking like a band

    Google:
    li9SZBpVzJz81ouqifVuH5C7Nod.jpg

    Me: That looks like and album cover. Even better.

    Me Again: Samantha needs no change, so lets start by putting put Bono glasses on Jack
    2jhkm1a1omst.jpg

    Me: I need a better picture of Beanie Guy

    Google: His name is "The Edge"
    31f96eb5058ca086cd753c84f96bc14a.jpg

    Me: Pffthahah ok Google. Now to make Daniel more Edge-y

    Me Again:
    w2yyqwvizjwo.jpg

    Once again, Me: Teal'c just needs sunglasses, but they need to match his whole vibe
    wzmd7ascxq0x.jpg

    As you know, its Me: U2 had that Joshua Tree album, right?

    Google: Yep, and also one called Achtung Baby
    dj64aktniq6z.jpgR-443164-1263933067.jpeg.jpg

    Me: Joshua Tree it is, but I like the title of that other one
    9reskmacukgq.jpg

    Psykoma: Turns out the pyramids were actually built by profoundly unremarkable U2 lookalike cover bands.

    Me: Shit, I need to bring this back to Egypt a bit more. Right now it just looks like some obscure SciFi channel merch.

    My brain: Maybe someone found it in a pyramid and put it in a museum?

    Me: Ok then, I need a glass case in an Egypt exhibit

    Google:
    1689331-101.JPG

    Me: That'll have to do. Now I need an empty CD Jewel Case laying at somewhere near the proper perspective and lighting to put it in

    Google: NoIn ,

    Me: Digs through old boxes in the attic, and manages to find one
    q88xlfhmind1.jpg

    Me: And now for the little card explaining the Exhibit
    dv9mfdo73100.jpg

    Me: Submit

    My Brain: You idiot, pressed acetate is what they make records out of, not CDs! And that statue was probably carved from limestone

    Me: :bigfrown:
    Joolander wrote: »
    I assure you, sarukun, there was a logical explanation!
    Joolander wrote: »
    I put both far too much and far too little effort into this

    I'm just..I'm just so sorry.


    This is what I got
    j69kwk2j7m3e.png

    And I just had no clue whatsoever who those people were. I cut the faces out, image searched them and didn't find anything, showed them to people I knew and no-one knew who they were.

    I spent like eighteen hours trying to figure out the deeper meaning, just who are these people.

    In the end, with a broken brain all I could manage was "the dude on the bottom has vaguely tinted glasses, the only other white dude I know of who does that is bono, so therefore these people must be imitating U2, never mind the wrong number of people and no black dude in U2. It's just....it's just all I could manage.

    I was so desperate for DarkPrimus to please tell me who these people are.
    Now I know, and the void in my heart is still not filled

    I had a small hope that someone would recognize them and realize it was a joke about ska, but then the rest of my brain was like "who the fuck knows what the Mighty Mighty Bosstones look like? You should have Photoshopped zoot suits on them if you really wanted someone to pick it up on that."

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    Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    Lookin at this baby food ain’t the same anymore after 2020 EPYC

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    Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    Fuckin

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