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    TayaTaya Registered User regular
    taya i'm uh pretty sure it still won't be your turn by the time you wake up

    Challenge accepted

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    PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    Taya wrote: »
    taya i'm uh pretty sure it still won't be your turn by the time you wake up

    Challenge accepted

    So brave.

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    QuantumTurkQuantumTurk Registered User regular
    The nappening

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    Desert LeviathanDesert Leviathan Registered User regular
    Hmm. End of the line for Team Building Blocks, eh?

    Gonna spend the next couple weeks really practicing drawing dicks. Hone my dick game until I become the Michelangelo of the public toilet stall divider. Whatever the hell the caption is by the time it gets to me, the result is gonna be like a sea urchin made out of penises.

    Realizing lately that I don't really trust or respect basically any of the moderators here. So, good luck with life, friends! Hit me up on Twitter @DesertLeviathan
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    LucedesLucedes might be real Registered User regular
    oh sweet, i get to look at BlamelessCleric's art before everyone else does

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    TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    Okay why isn't it my turn to draw yet. Come on people.

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Lucedes wrote: »
    oh sweet, i get to look at BlamelessCleric's art before everyone else does

    Nobody gets to see BlamelessCleric’s art before this is over.

    You’ll be captioning blind.

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    Tonkka wrote: »
    Okay why isn't it my turn to draw yet. Come on people.

    Well, you don't have a caption yet. Here is your caption.
    It is a sad but very real truth that there is no future for relationships where spaghetti and chocolate milk does not play a major role.

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    GizzyGizzy i am a cat PhoenixRegistered User regular
    spaghetti and chocolate milk are keys to my heart

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    KetarKetar Come on upstairs we're having a partyRegistered User regular
    Well, damn. I appear to have been left out even though I signed up in time. Oh well, I still look forward to seeing what is produced.

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    Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    Ketar wrote: »
    Well, damn. I appear to have been left out even though I signed up in time. Oh well, I still look forward to seeing what is produced.

    officially requesting @Perrsun to find somewhere to stick you. are you okay with tight spaces such as cellars, dumbwaiters, and gaps between walls filled with skeletons?

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    PerrsunPerrsun Registered User regular
    edited July 2020
    :| One of these years I will not screw up.
    It is not this year

    I will find a spot. I will make it work.

    Perrsun on
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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    We might even find a spot for you with the smart waiters if you’re lucky!

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    KetarKetar Come on upstairs we're having a partyRegistered User regular
    Smart waiters sound intimidating. Tight spaces sound cozy.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Ketar wrote: »
    Smart waiters sound intimidating. Tight spaces sound cozy.

    Maybe if they were intelligent waiters.

    These guys are just well dressed!

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    KetarKetar Come on upstairs we're having a partyRegistered User regular
    Ketar wrote: »
    Smart waiters sound intimidating. Tight spaces sound cozy.

    Maybe if they were intelligent waiters.

    These guys are just well dressed!

    Exactly!

    Casual all day, erryday.

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    facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    hey hi hello as someone whose second biggest dream in life is to be a servant
    and who has dedicated his life to researching the history of servitude
    I want to be a smart waiter

    "I am not young enough to know everything." - Oscar Wilde
    Real strong, facetious.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Ketar wrote: »
    Ketar wrote: »
    Smart waiters sound intimidating. Tight spaces sound cozy.

    Maybe if they were intelligent waiters.

    These guys are just well dressed!

    Exactly!

    Casual all day, erryday.

    Aha, you have fallen for one of history’s classic blunders because these are waiters who cosplay as wells!

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    i'm afraid you've all been duped, smart waiters are just normal dumbwaiters but they have bluetooth and can talk to your fridge

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    see317see317 Registered User regular
    i'm afraid you've all been duped, smart waiters are just normal dumbwaiters but they have bluetooth and can talk to your fridge

    Naturally, they collect all your dietary information and sell it to big tech companies and the Chinese government.

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    KetarKetar Come on upstairs we're having a partyRegistered User regular
    i'm afraid you've all been duped, smart waiters are just normal dumbwaiters but they have bluetooth and can talk to your fridge

    So I try to get in the dumbwaiter and get Event Horizon video messages from the fridge screaming in Latin?

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    Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    Ketar wrote: »
    i'm afraid you've all been duped, smart waiters are just normal dumbwaiters but they have bluetooth and can talk to your fridge

    So I try to get in the dumbwaiter and get Event Horizon video messages from the fridge screaming in Latin?

    that's one of several settings within the accompanying app, yes

    we also have 'drop you into a basement full of ghosts', 'open up an alternate dimension ruled by Gozer the Gozerian', and 'add funny filters that put mustaches on your food'

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    TofystedethTofystedeth Registered User regular
    Ketar wrote: »
    i'm afraid you've all been duped, smart waiters are just normal dumbwaiters but they have bluetooth and can talk to your fridge

    So I try to get in the dumbwaiter and get Event Horizon video messages from the fridge screaming in Latin?

    that's one of several settings within the accompanying app, yes

    we also have 'drop you into a basement full of ghosts', 'open up an alternate dimension ruled by Gozer the Gozerian', and 'add funny filters that put mustaches on your food'

    Meh, Mr Potato Head has been doing that for decades.

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    Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    Ketar wrote: »
    i'm afraid you've all been duped, smart waiters are just normal dumbwaiters but they have bluetooth and can talk to your fridge

    So I try to get in the dumbwaiter and get Event Horizon video messages from the fridge screaming in Latin?

    that's one of several settings within the accompanying app, yes

    we also have 'drop you into a basement full of ghosts', 'open up an alternate dimension ruled by Gozer the Gozerian', and 'add funny filters that put mustaches on your food'

    Meh, Mr Potato Head has been doing that for decades.

    strangely enough, potatoes are the one food item that the image tech can't actually recognize. we've got top engineers working on that.

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    PerrsunPerrsun Registered User regular
    @Tef is looking for the potato's eyes.

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    FishmanFishman Put your goddamned hand in the goddamned Box of Pain. Registered User regular
    This is something like the third time I've been in the closer position.

    Throwing down strikes like Mariano Rivera, here.

    Looks like I have a day or two to head to the liquor store to get some art supplies.

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    That's unbelievably cool. Your new name is cool guy. Let's have sex.
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    AlexandierAlexandier Registered User regular
    Team Stuffed Animal has taken it's first ponderous steps on a perilous journey; my image has been submitted.

    It's what I could do between infant screaming sessions, may it steer our course in.... a direction?

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    Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    Fishman wrote: »
    This is something like the third time I've been in the closer position.

    Throwing down strikes like Mariano Rivera, here.

    Looks like I have a day or two to head to the liquor store to get some art supplies.

    This is an incredibly optimistic estimate of how fast our team will do the EPYC

    I was planning on drinking for a solid day or two while pondering my caption

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    Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    Anyone want to put their toy in our box?

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    shalmeloshalmelo sees no evil Registered User regular
    see317 wrote: »
    First caption on Team Stuffed Animal!
    I look forward to submitting my contribution soon, and then wallowing in regret for all the things I could have typed but only thought up 23 seconds after hitting send that were all infinitely better.

    Take your time. I was hoping when I chose Filler that if I wound up drawing I would be farther down in the order so I'd have a day or three to, you know, learn how

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    Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    I learned recently that the supplies you need to draw are at the liquor store

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    AlexandierAlexandier Registered User regular
    A fresh bota box was necessary in my case.

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    VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    I got that froggin’ prompt at like 1am so you’re all gonna just have to wait a million hours or so until this dumb earth rolls over enough for me to go home

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    TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    Knob wrote: »
    Tonkka wrote: »
    Okay why isn't it my turn to draw yet. Come on people.

    Well, you don't have a caption yet. Here is your caption.
    It is a sad but very real truth that there is no future for relationships where spaghetti and chocolate milk does not play a major role.

    Well now I don't wanna.

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    PerrsunPerrsun Registered User regular
    @see317 now looks upon the dietary information of a picture!

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    see317see317 Registered User regular
    And now to enjoy the 3 minutes of peace before my brain meats spit out a better caption and I fret for the next two weeks.

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    PerrsunPerrsun Registered User regular
    @shalmelo , begin now your own brain meat process!

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    shalmeloshalmelo sees no evil Registered User regular
    Well, I suppose that'll have to do.

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    bwaniebwanie Posting into the void Registered User regular
    edited July 2020
    I hope i can keep my streak going.
    My first two entries sucked but my last two were PRETTY DAMN solid. Even got some mentions in the aftermath.

    bwanie on
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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    Team stuffies is gonna take this to the bank, y’all.

    Cotten and Corduroy, what what!

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