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    PerrsunPerrsun Registered User regular
    @cj iwakura and @JebusUD and @facetious ... you have your... inspirations.

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    facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    Caption submitted in 30 minutes, let's catch up Building Blocks!

    "I am not young enough to know everything." - Oscar Wilde
    Real strong, facetious.

    Steam: Chagrin LoL: Bonhomie
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    QuantumTurkQuantumTurk Registered User regular
    facetious wrote: »
    Caption submitted in 30 minutes, let's catch up Building Blocks!

    ;_;

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    PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    facetious wrote: »
    Caption submitted in 30 minutes, let's catch up Building Blocks!

    I can't tell if you're being serious or not.

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    facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    I'm forever haunted.

    "I am not young enough to know everything." - Oscar Wilde
    Real strong, facetious.

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    PerrsunPerrsun Registered User regular
    @QuantumTurk Get ready to ;_;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

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    3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    Become a heavily asymmetrical spider with a patterning defect?

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    BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    I am smack in the middle, which is the best part. No pressure to be funny to start, but other people will be effected by my terrible decisions.

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    DisruptedCapitalistDisruptedCapitalist I swear! Registered User regular
    I'm building as fast as I can!

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    "Simple, real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time." -Mustrum Ridcully in Terry Pratchett's Hogfather p. 142 (HarperPrism 1996)
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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    I'm building as fast as I can!

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    Magnifique.

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    Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    Needs a taint

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    see317see317 Registered User regular
    Needs a taint

    This one is clearly just a scale mockup until the materials for the glorious 600:1 scale model can cast it's shadow over the neighborhood.

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    UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    What is that, a dong tower for ants

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    cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    Well, that was consistent in its madness.

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    3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    Usagi wrote: »
    What is that, a dong tower for ants

    yes

    ants deserve dongs too, Usagi

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    KetBraKetBra Dressed Ridiculously Registered User regular
    and this is how "do ants have dicks" gets into my search history

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    PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    Are you going to tell the class or

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    KetBraKetBra Dressed Ridiculously Registered User regular
    As it turns out, no

    Also, I got to learn about a famous person who once wondered this on twitter
    Which like, if I was to ask, who has thought about whether ant dicks exist, they wouldn't be near the top of my list

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    3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    edited July 2020
    Without looking, I presume they have some kind of protuberance but not a true penis, since most insects do not have very well developed genitalia. To google!

    edit: my suspicion was correct, they have a penis-adjacent device that delivers sperm but it is not an actual penis.

    3cl1ps3 on
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    UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    Doing god's work here, team

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    PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    Did you know that relative to the size of their body, barnacles have the biggest dicks? Up to 8 times the normal length of the organism. That would be the equivalent of a human having like a 50 foot dick and that just sounds exhausting.

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    Did you know that relative to the size of their body, barnacles have the biggest dicks? Up to 8 times the normal length of the organism. That would be the equivalent of a human having like a 50 foot dick and that just sounds exhausting.

    pants shopping must be a complete nightmare.

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    PerrsunPerrsun Registered User regular
    At that point it doesn’t seem so much like the person has a huge dick, but rather the dick has a tiny person attached to it.

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    3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    Videos of barnacle mating make it clear that it's either an extremely good time or an extremely bad time, depending on your particular proclivities.

    spoiled for folks who don't want to read about barnacle fuckin'
    all barnacles are hermaphrodites and, as Pinf said, have enormous penises (which is an interesting solution to the "how make babby when no can move" problem when you consider that most other sessile organisms just evolved to spray all their gametes out and let it be everyone else's problem), so that they can reach all their barnacle pals. so, when mating time rolls around, they all unfurl their enormous dongers and just spray sperm into every nearby barnacle they can find. it's essentially the world's (proportionally) largest bukkake

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    tynic wrote: »
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    Did you know that relative to the size of their body, barnacles have the biggest dicks? Up to 8 times the normal length of the organism. That would be the equivalent of a human having like a 50 foot dick and that just sounds exhausting.

    pants shopping must be a complete nightmare.

    Any time you get even slightly aroused, just passing out on the spot from blood loss to the brain...

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    3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    oh I mean theirs is filled with seawater, an equivalent human penis would also fill with the most ready substrate i.e. air

    you'd have a gigantic dick balloon

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    Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    KetBra wrote: »
    and this is how "do ants have dicks" gets into my search history

    Pretty convenient excuse

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    Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    tynic wrote: »
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    Did you know that relative to the size of their body, barnacles have the biggest dicks? Up to 8 times the normal length of the organism. That would be the equivalent of a human having like a 50 foot dick and that just sounds exhausting.

    pants shopping must be a complete nightmare.

    Yeah you’re pretty much relegated to big & tall & three-legged

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    Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    3clipse wrote: »
    oh I mean theirs is filled with seawater, an equivalent human penis would also fill with the most ready substrate i.e. air

    you'd have a gigantic dick balloon

    Lo, we have cum full testicle

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    PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    edited July 2020
    3clipse wrote: »
    oh I mean theirs is filled with seawater, an equivalent human penis would also fill with the most ready substrate i.e. air

    you'd have a gigantic dick balloon

    No that's earlier in the thread.

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    see317see317 Registered User regular
    3clipse wrote: »
    oh I mean theirs is filled with seawater, an equivalent human penis would also fill with the most ready substrate i.e. air

    you'd have a gigantic dick balloon

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=euV1HmGm22s

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    3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    edited July 2020
    Hmm

    I suppose if it was a typical marsupial or one of the echidna species, the scaled up penis would have multiple "arms," yes.

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    PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    3clipse I have to ask

    Are you a dick doctor? Or to give it a portmanteau, a dicktor?

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    3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    well

    a very large portion of my PhD did involve removing and examining the testicles of male fruit flies, or staring intently at tubes of fruit flies to determine the precise moment two of them started doing it

    so

    I guess yeah?

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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    3clipse wrote: »
    well

    a very large portion of my PhD did involve removing and examining the testicles of male fruit flies, or staring intently at tubes of fruit flies to determine the precise moment two of them started doing it

    so

    I guess yeah?

    You're a super fly love doctor.

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    Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    edited July 2020
    I

    SUCK

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    Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    edited July 2020
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    3clipse wrote: »
    well

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    ge portion of my PhD did involve removing and examining the testicles of male fruit flies, or staring intently at tubes of fruit flies to determine the precise moment two of them started doing it

    so

    I guess yeah?

    You're a super fly love doctor.


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    facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    I once had a dream that I had like a four foot dick that I had to like, carry around everywhere. It was not fun.

    "I am not young enough to know everything." - Oscar Wilde
    Real strong, facetious.

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    Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    I just spilled a beer laughing at how inept I am at posting right now

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    so much Young Goldblum in here

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