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The [Interesting Facts] are coming from INSIDE THE HOUSE

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  • HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    Ponies are horses I think my friend that you have just fallen into the quivering meat of my argument and predicament

  • Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    edited November 12
    Does falling into quivering meat count as a cum death

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  • SiliconStewSiliconStew Registered User regular
    Does falling into quivering meat count as a cum death

    Not if you can find a 3rd to jump up and down on the bed for you.

    Just remember that half the people you meet are below average intelligence.
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  • Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    How about unicornpower

    I think that's a unit of pressure, because it's a horsepower that comes to a point

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  • furlionfurlion Riskbreaker Lea MondeRegistered User regular
    How about unicornpower

    I think it depends on whether you thrust in the same direction or one at each end.

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  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    what about unicron power?

    I guess that's insubstantial when compared to the matrix of leadership

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  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    If y'all think cum deaths are just a joke wait until you hear about schools with rooms dedicated to cum folders.

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  • ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    Xaquin wrote: »
    what about unicron power?

    I guess that's insubstantial when compared to the matrix of leadership

    Newton's first law as it applies to unicron power states that any object set in motion will proceed on its way to oblivion.

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    Just browsing around Ebay...

    Oh, right

    Desert Storm Trading Cards were a real thing.

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  • JedocJedoc Justice. Mercy. Duty. That sort of thing.Registered User regular
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Just browsing around Ebay...

    Oh, right

    Desert Storm Trading Cards were a real thing.

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    Keep an eye out for his rookie card, if you can find one where the corners haven't chipped off the clay tablet you can swap it at the crossroads in exchange for mastery over the blues guitar.

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  • RanlinRanlin Oh gosh Registered User regular
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Just browsing around Ebay...

    Oh, right

    Desert Storm Trading Cards were a real thing.

    I had the whole dang set. Also the first two phases, Sword and Shield.

    I was super into military shit/guns as a kid, and also collected lots of different things with my grandpa, including cards of all sorts, so he picked those up for me when he was out one day....buying/selling stones?

    I sure hope we haven't continued to make trading cards like that, it's super gross.

  • GvzbgulGvzbgul Registered User regular
    Collectable cards are old hat. Nowadays we make NFTs.

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  • DisruptedCapitalistDisruptedCapitalist screaming Registered User regular
    edited November 15
    Ah yes, I remember the assohles in my highschool who collected those cards. They also collected Joe Camel collectible cards. Camel cash. A poster that said "I'd fly 10,000 miles to smoke a pack of camels."

    ...

    And now I realize why those fucking nft apes look familiar.

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  • Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    edited November 15
    Jedoc wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Just browsing around Ebay...

    Oh, right

    Desert Storm Trading Cards were a real thing.

    zbqx9o99x43r.png
    Keep an eye out for his rookie card, if you can find one where the corners haven't chipped off the clay tablet you can swap it at the crossroads in exchange for mastery over the blues guitar.

    ::shambles away ashamedly with the blues in his heart::

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  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    thus the clay tablet

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  • Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    edited November 15
    Motherfunk I biffed all over the joke

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  • MayabirdMayabird Pecking at the keyboardRegistered User regular
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    Yes, that is indeed the grave of H.R. Giger.

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    I didn't know it, but it makes sense that he was borne in 940.

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  • Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    How many sittings to get that tatted on my back

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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    Any reasonable artist would turn you away because I'm pretty sure that's a solution to the Lament Configuration.

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  • Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    on the other hand I'm pretty sure it's relatively easy to find an unreasonable tattoo artist

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  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    I like his grave flowers

    rose / sage and a nice hyacinth

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
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