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College Football 2021: America's Most Absurd Major Sport | Week 11 Results pg 99

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    NiryaNirya Registered User regular
    Alabama is going to win this game, but because they refuse to play well, they'll be without their safety for the first half of the Georgia game.

    .....is Georgia going to be favored in that thing?

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    enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    Nirya wrote: »
    Alabama is going to win this game, but because they refuse to play well, they'll be without their safety for the first half of the Georgia game.

    .....is Georgia going to be favored in that thing?

    Probably should be. Their defense is the best unit I've seen this year.

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    enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    edited October 2020
    Trying the same onside kick a second time...is a choice.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Trying the same onside kick a second...is a choice.

    They literally had no other option, they were down by 8 with less than 2 minutes left.

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    NiryaNirya Registered User regular
    All I know is it looks like Ole Miss is going to cover, which is what great teams do.

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    enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    edited October 2020
    Trying the same onside kick a second...is a choice.

    They literally had no other option, they were down by 8 with less than 2 minutes left.

    No obviously they had to onside kick. But they did the exact same one so Alabama was expecting where it would go.

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    OghulkOghulk Tinychat Janitor TinychatRegistered User regular
    the Kentucky Miss state box score is a hell of a beauty

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    Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    Oghulk wrote: »
    the Kentucky Miss state box score is a hell of a beauty

    Holy shit!!

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    Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    edited October 2020
    College football should start with conference play every year

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    ASimPersonASimPerson Cold... and hard.Registered User regular
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    SorceSorce Not ThereRegistered User regular
    edited October 2020
    Whoops.

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    Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    Alabama didn’t prevent a whole lot of yards either

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    JimBobtheMonkeyJimBobtheMonkey Registered User regular
    K-State's starting QB is done for the season. Luckily we've got two bye weeks before the next real game to get our true freshman QB some more practice.
    https://www.bringonthecats.com/2020/10/12/21512925/skylar-thompson-out-for-season-kansas-state-football

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    Special KSpecial K Registered User regular
    That's pretty crappy for K-State (and the QB, obviously) given their good start so far. :(

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    cursedkingcursedking Registered User regular
    Alabama didn’t prevent a whole lot of yards either

    yeah I really don't feel great about this season at this point. Writing off the Georgia game as the first time Saban loses to a previous coach. The defense is just not.........good. It's a shame that this insane offense is wasted on a team with no defense to speak of.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    cursedking wrote: »
    Alabama didn’t prevent a whole lot of yards either

    yeah I really don't feel great about this season at this point. Writing off the Georgia game as the first time Saban loses to a previous coach. The defense is just not.........good. It's a shame that this insane offense is wasted on a team with no defense to speak of.

    Part of what is making the offense so explosive is that defenses are bad across the board due to COVID

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Oh my God
    Jeremy Pruitt looks like a sentient circumcised Vol truck stop beer coozie. He looks like a wildly unpopular Fortnite skin called “Bubba of Arabia.” Jeremy Pruitt looks like he tried to put his head through the leg of your auntie’s yoga pants. Jeremy Pruitt looks like a minor character in Game of Thrones called The Duke of Stupid. Jeremy Pruitt looks like a DJ. This DJ would be named Dip-lo or Skoal-ex.

    Jeremy Pruitt looks like a caterpillar about to tuck into a checkerboard cocoon. When he comes out, he’ll be a beautiful pontoon boat. This is the dream of all people who live in Tennessee for more than three weeks, and we should be proud he’s about to make it happen.

    Jeremy Pruitt looks like the loneliest dude at Burning Man. Jeremy Pruitt looks like an undercover cop pulling up to a snowboarding halfpipe asking where he can get some “chronic.” Jeremy Pruitt looks like he’s about to rob the Mapco in honor of General Neyland. Jeremy Pruitt looks like a Batman villain whose superpowers get stronger the closer he gets to a Rally’s. Jeremy Pruitt looks like a sea cucumber with a concealed carry permit.

    Jeremy Pruitt looks bad, and I think it’s funny, because it is, and things are bad right now, and all we can do is laugh about it.

    Jeremy Pruitt looks like the first dude out in every paintball game. Jeremy Pruitt looks like the laziest worm in the Tremors universe. Jeremy Pruitt looks like he just shot a propane tank with a bow and arrow after he mistook it for a 10-point buck. Jeremy Pruitt looks like a kid stuck in a festive drain pipe. Jeremy Pruitt looks like a well-known Gatlinburg nuisance bear with his head caught in a windsock. Jeremy Pruitt looks like a charter member of a hilljack anarchist cell called Red Man-tifa.

    Jeremy Pruitt looks incredible here. I will hear no other opinions.

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    rhylithrhylith Death Rabbits HoustonRegistered User regular
    Saban has covid

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    cursedkingcursedking Registered User regular
    rhylith wrote: »
    Saban has covid

    yup, super sucks, i hope the players are ok

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    cursedking wrote: »
    rhylith wrote: »
    Saban has covid

    yup, super sucks, i hope the players are ok

    He maybe shouldn't have shaken kiffin's gat damn hand and a bunch of other bullshit that made him more exposed than necessary!

    And hey, maybe stop having fans at the game! Literally nobody was distancing or wearing a mask!

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    NiryaNirya Registered User regular
    cursedking wrote: »
    rhylith wrote: »
    Saban has covid

    yup, super sucks, i hope the players are ok

    He maybe shouldn't have shaken kiffin's gat damn hand and a bunch of other bullshit that made him more exposed than necessary!

    And hey, maybe stop having fans at the game! Literally nobody was distancing or wearing a mask!

    Nope! We gotta fill the Swamp! Pay no attention to the fact that we had to postpone our game because 30 players got COVID!
    Yes I know this is Florida and not Alabama but the point still counts.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Nirya wrote: »
    cursedking wrote: »
    rhylith wrote: »
    Saban has covid

    yup, super sucks, i hope the players are ok

    He maybe shouldn't have shaken kiffin's gat damn hand and a bunch of other bullshit that made him more exposed than necessary!

    And hey, maybe stop having fans at the game! Literally nobody was distancing or wearing a mask!

    Nope! We gotta fill the Swamp! Pay no attention to the fact that we had to postpone our game because 30 players got COVID!
    Yes I know this is Florida and not Alabama but the point still counts.

    Sacrifice more people on the altar of nurgle to get the pestilence cup

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    NiryaNirya Registered User regular
    SE++ PICK'EMS WEEK YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE IT BUT WE HAD TO DELAY DUE TO MORE COVID POSTPONEMENTS

    Straight Up
    #15 Auburn (-3.5) @ South Carolina - I am fascinated to see how the SEC tries to justify this week's bullshit that allows Auburn to sneak out a victory. They should just turn it into a running joke (and like all running jokes, it will probably get mercilessly killed by a Crimson Tide).

    Kentucky @ #18 Tennessee (-6) - Maybe in a normal year, I care a small amount about this game, but ehhhhhhhh. Tennessee was actually beating Georgia at the half before the Bulldogs plugged their controllers in and started playing, and Kentucky became the latest chapter in the Mike Leach Experience at Mississippi State, so I guess there's intrigue here?

    Central Florida (-3) @ Memphis - The shine really came off this game once October hit, as UCF and Memphis both suffered losses in ugly games. I guess one of these teams will try to salvage their season, but really at this point the AAC is resting their minuscule playoff hopes on Cincinnati and *checks notes*.....SMU. So congrats to Alabama on claiming the 4th playoff spot again!

    Against the Spread
    Pittsburgh @ #13 Miami (-13.5) - While this feels like a perfect time for the Pitt Superweapon to fire, I would just like to point out their game next week and leave it at that.

    Marshall (-13.5) @ Louisiana Tech - Surprisingly, this game has big Conference USA implications, as both Marshall and Louisiana Tech are undefeated in conference play so far. Louisiana Tech could really use this game more; Marshall has a game in hand on an FAU team they still have to play, while Lousiana Tech don't have the same margin for error in a division with UAB lurking. Really didn't expect that the biggest piece of analysis I'd do tonight was for a Conference USA game, but here we are.

    Boston College @ #23 Virginia Tech (-12) - New game: let's see how long an average Virginia Tech team can stick around in the rankings now that the Big Ten and Pac-12 are on the verge of coming back!

    GAME OF THE CENTURY OF THE WEEK (Straight up)
    #3 Georgia @ #2 Alabama (-4.5) - Steve Sarkesian is going to be in charge of this game, and as a quick reminder the last time he was a head coach he was fired for showing up drunk to a donor event (and also for being a bad coach). The good news this time is that, thanks to the nightmare hellscape that is the COVID-19 pandemic, Sark doesn't really have to worry about donor events! The bad news is he will be publicly executed by the Alabama faithful should he lose this game, while Nick Saban gets to continue his streak of not losing to his former assistant coaches. He's a genius.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    This is fine.
    It's fine.
    This is fine.
    It's fine.

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    SorceSorce Not ThereRegistered User regular
    Arkansas St. versus Georgia St. was pretty ridiculous to watch. I only saw the first half before work, but that ended 28-28, with the final score being 57-52.

    Barn burner of a game, right there.

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    cursedkingcursedking Registered User regular
    After last weeks showing against ole miss I really don’t think anyone is going to be mad about losing to Georgia, especially with saban unable to participate.

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    ani_game_bumani_game_bum Optimistic, Rule-Breaking Nice Guy The Final World/DestinationRegistered User regular
    Straight Up

    #15 Auburn (-3.5) @ South Carolina
    Kentucky @ #18 Tennessee (-6)
    Central Florida (-3) @ Memphis


    Against the Spread

    Pittsburgh @ #13 Miami (-13.5)
    Marshall (-13.5) @ Louisiana Tech
    Boston College @ #23 Virginia Tech (-12)


    CotGotW (Straight)

    #3 Georgia @ #2 Alabama (-4.5)

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    DaMoonRulzDaMoonRulz Mare ImbriumRegistered User regular
    Looks like Big 10 teams finally found enough pilots to actually transport their teams around.

    1 week before the games and our FBO finally got contacted to do the screening for teams to fly out

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    enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    Saban may have been false positive, tested negative today.

    The idea that your vote is a moral statement about you or who you vote for is some backwards ass libertarian nonsense. Your vote is about society. Vote to protect the vulnerable.
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    ASimPersonASimPerson Cold... and hard.Registered User regular
    Hey, uh, I forgot to adjust the BC @ VPI (-12) to (-11.5) like I usually do. So pretend it's that!

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    NiryaNirya Registered User regular
    Saban got a second negative result today. My boy is gonna come through the tunnel 10 minutes before gametime just to fuck with Georgia.

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    Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    Lol SEC

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    NiryaNirya Registered User regular
    Oh my god it’s happening again for Auburn.

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    Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    Almost

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Chaos team did not expect chaos to eat their face

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    enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    Louisville's coach understands that in college you take the first timeout after the first down play, not after they gain the first down. Like nobody gets this. Kudos!

    They're still doomed because their offense blows and ND is probably going to get this first down anyway, but still.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Dan "I want the swamp open at full capacity during a pandemic" Mullen has tested postived for the RONA

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