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College Football 2021: America's Most Absurd Major Sport | Week 11 Results pg 99

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  • PellaeonPellaeon Registered User regular
    From 0-60 in 15 minutes

  • WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    as we all expected, utah is struggling against the mighty arizona

  • enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    How the hell is that All's first touchdown?

    Self-righteousness is incompatible with coalition building.
  • Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    edited November 2021
    I think Indiana has to end their program after getting beat by 5 TDs by Rutgers

    Captain Inertia on
    Ticaldfjam
  • enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    Please double Dotson.

    Self-righteousness is incompatible with coalition building.
    Magell
  • Butler For Life #1Butler For Life #1 Twinning is WinningRegistered User regular
    I’m happy! I didn’t expect to be happy!

    Please don’t look in my drafts folder, you won’t find any angry comments in there

    But I do have a banger of a comment saved up for Michigan’s next loss, please look forward to it

  • enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    Good pushback. Go Terps at 4 so I don't have to root for the Buckeyes next week.

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  • enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    Also nice work by Molly McGrath who caught up to Harbaugh and held on for dear life this time after he ran away from post game interviews the last two times that crew has done Michigan games.

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  • SiliconStewSiliconStew Registered User regular
    Oklahoma

    Ahahahahahahahhahahaha

    A crazy end to the game too. OU had no timeouts, Baylor starts kneeling with 1:30 left, but then calls timeout with 3 seconds left. Baylor fans storm the field but then have to get herded back off. Riley throws a fit with the refs while all the OU players head the to locker room. They then have to get OU back out of the locker room and rather than kneel to win by 10, Baylor instead kicks a field goal to win by 13. Baylor fans storm the field again. Aranda noting afterwards they needed to win by more than 10 for the Big 12 tiebreaker points.

    Just remember that half the people you meet are below average intelligence.
    Ivelliusknitdan
  • enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    Welp, Purdue goes three and out and then shanks a punt, because Ohio State's pact with Satan remains fully intact.

    Self-righteousness is incompatible with coalition building.
  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Please everyone use your the chaos energy before 3:30
    You don’t have to worry.


    The CFP committee cursed Purdue by ranking them.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
    IvelliusCaptain Inertia
  • enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    Boiler up!

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  • enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    Florida Samford ended up 70-52, by the way. Gators did win, but yikes.

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    MagellVishNub
  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2021
    Florida Samford ended up 70-52, by the way. Gators did win, but yikes.

    When your team has been infested by Grantham as long as Florida has, it’s often cheaper to just tear down the whole defense and build a new one than try to salvage the old one.

    Munkus Beaver on
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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Georgia Tenn is way closer than I would have expected

    I.e. it’s the second quarter and Tennessee is up 3

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
    VishNubrhylith
  • rhylithrhylith Death Rabbits HoustonRegistered User regular
    Georgia Tenn is way closer than I would have expected

    I.e. it’s the second quarter and Tennessee is up 3

    Trying not to get my hopes up for the hilarity this would cause.

    Rhylith - <Shambler Milk> Horde Chogall
    Munkus Beaver
  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    rhylith wrote: »
    Georgia Tenn is way closer than I would have expected

    I.e. it’s the second quarter and Tennessee is up 3

    Trying not to get my hopes up for the hilarity this would cause.

    Apparently a number of Georgia players have the stomach flu so

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • rhylithrhylith Death Rabbits HoustonRegistered User regular
    rhylith wrote: »
    Georgia Tenn is way closer than I would have expected

    I.e. it’s the second quarter and Tennessee is up 3

    Trying not to get my hopes up for the hilarity this would cause.

    Apparently a number of Georgia players have the stomach flu so

    Yikes

    Rhylith - <Shambler Milk> Horde Chogall
  • Butler For Life #1Butler For Life #1 Twinning is WinningRegistered User regular
  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    rhylith wrote: »
    rhylith wrote: »
    Georgia Tenn is way closer than I would have expected

    I.e. it’s the second quarter and Tennessee is up 3

    Trying not to get my hopes up for the hilarity this would cause.

    Apparently a number of Georgia players have the stomach flu so

    Yikes

    https://247sports.com/Article/Georgia-football-Eight-players-with-flu-like-symptoms-in-Tennessee-game-175214523/

    Yerp

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    Please everyone use your the chaos energy before 3:30
    You don’t have to worry.


    The CFP committee cursed Purdue by ranking them.

    Been in retail hell since 3:30 (I run errands during Buckeye games in Columbus) and doing my first check in, and yes thank fuck Purdue was ranked so their dark magic wasn’t in play

  • Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    Purdue is going to gain 500 yards, score 35 points, and lose by 40

  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    That’s an incomplete pass I think

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  • Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    Holy shit Texas Tech

  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Georgia Tennessee is starting to get out of hand.

    But Minnesota is up 3 on former number 2 Iowa at the half!

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  • enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    Terps have borrowed Nebraska's shotgun and also enjoy shooting themselves in the dick.

    Self-righteousness is incompatible with coalition building.
  • JimBobtheMonkeyJimBobtheMonkey Registered User regular
    Texas Tech - Iowa State. Game stopped and a section of the stadium cleared out after fans threw bottles on the field. Iowa State was trailing by 21 at one point, now within 3

  • enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    I have never seen a QB be worse at dealing with a blitz than Taulia Tagavailoa.

    Self-righteousness is incompatible with coalition building.
  • JimBobtheMonkeyJimBobtheMonkey Registered User regular
    Texas Tech wins with a walk off 62 yard field goal

    Captain InertiaIvelliusCarpy
  • Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    So any chance Texas blows a 2nd half lead to Kansas

  • JimBobtheMonkeyJimBobtheMonkey Registered User regular
    A KU win against oUT would be the cherry on top of a pretty great day

  • Blackhawk1313Blackhawk1313 Demon Hunter for Hire Time RiftRegistered User regular
    Wooooooooooo Go Noles! What a game to be there for. Cathartic as fuck.

    Ivellius
  • knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
    I have never seen a QB be worse at dealing with a blitz than Taulia Tagavailoa.

    I have never seen a QB with that many intentional grounding penalties in one game

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
  • Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    knitdan wrote: »
    I have never seen a QB be worse at dealing with a blitz than Taulia Tagavailoa.

    I have never seen a QB with that many intentional grounding penalties in one game

    It’s impossible to find the footage now cause all the highlights are his WRs bailing him out on screens and short crossing routes, but Dwayne Haskins vs PSU in 2018 was the most afraid QBing I’ve ever seen in my life. Through the first half, dude was just throwing the ball straight into the ground after 2 steps back, every damn play, he was terrified of PSUs pressure.

  • Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    So any chance Texas blows a 2nd half lead to Kansas

    I guess you can’t blow a 2nd half lead if you never have one

  • JimBobtheMonkeyJimBobtheMonkey Registered User regular
    Announcers describing why QBs need to have a thumb. So glad they explained that for us in such detail

  • enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    Self-righteousness is incompatible with coalition building.
    IvelliusVishNubCarpyCaptain InertiaMagell
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