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  • RanlinRanlin Oh gosh Registered User regular
    The only time it's felt appropriate to eat pizza with fork and knife is when it's covered in a million toppings and the slices are huge.

    Dixon
  • Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Registered User regular
    Ranlin wrote: »
    The only time it's felt appropriate to eat pizza with fork and knife is when it's covered in a million toppings and the slices are huge.

    the only time it's appropriate to eat pizza with a knife and fork is whenever you have pizza and it's your preferred way of eating it

    do it your own way, i'm not the food police

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  • RanlinRanlin Oh gosh Registered User regular
    Oh I definitely think it's silly to hassle people who eat differently

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  • VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    Ranlin wrote: »
    The only time it's felt appropriate to eat pizza with fork and knife is when it's covered in a million toppings and the slices are huge.

    the only time it's appropriate to eat pizza with a knife and fork is whenever you have pizza and it's your preferred way of eating it

    do it your own way, i'm not the food police

    HMMMmmm... that's exactly what the food police would say

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  • JedocJedoc Once to start a new life and once just to start a fireRegistered User regular
    All Food Cops Are Basted

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  • Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    AFCAB

    didn't that one duck say that a lot?

  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    Ranlin wrote: »
    The only time it's felt appropriate to eat pizza with fork and knife is when it's covered in a million toppings and the slices are huge.

    the only time it's appropriate to eat pizza with a knife and fork is whenever you have pizza and it's your preferred way of eating it

    do it your own way, i'm not the food police

    I am, and just for promoting a culture of tolerance with regard to food consumption methods, you could be arrested for aiding and abetting which can earn you up to ten years in the sausage slammer.

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  • Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    Drez wrote: »
    up to ten years in the sausage slammer.

    I am guilty as charged <3

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  • UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    Veldrin wrote: »
    Ah yes, a dry rub

    Really brings out the flavour

    I petition we call this the "Shapiro" from here on

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  • PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    "The important thing to note about sex is... that it's not a pleasurable activity."

  • OrcaOrca Registered User regular
    Platy wrote: »
    "The important thing to note about sex is... that it's not a pleasurable activity."

    Maybe if you're a bedbug.

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  • JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    Platy wrote: »
    "The important thing to note about sex is... that it's not a pleasurable activity."

    Are you quoting Ben Shapiro because I absolutely believe Ben Shapiro has never had good sex.

    Also ha dry rub I'd believe that too

  • JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    Ben Shapiro is a dweeb is what I'm saying

  • PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    No but one of his alt-right buddies

    They all seem to hate sex

  • JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    Gotta come up with a justification for not having sex that doesn't involve admitting you're a humongous, flaming butt ass.

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  • OrcaOrca Registered User regular
    edited September 11
    Juggernut wrote: »
    Gotta come up with a justification for not having sex that doesn't involve admitting you're a humongous, flaming butt ass.

    I hate sex because nobody is willing to have sex with me because of my horrible opinions

    -those jackasses, probably

    Orca on
  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    sex is not real anyway

    Aistan
  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Ah yes

    the "sex"

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  • BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    sex is not real anyway

    I find porn boring

  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    Fantasy films are not for everyone.

  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    Brainleech wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    sex is not real anyway

    I find porn boring

    Porn?

  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Brainleech wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    sex is not real anyway

    I find porn boring

    Porn?

    short for popcorn

    I don't much care for it either

    unpopped porn kernels

    porn in your teeth

    etc

    Magic Pink
  • QuantumTurkQuantumTurk Registered User regular
    Popcorn is donezo. Pepcorn is Inzo.

  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited September 12
    If sex isn’t real, then where did all these babies come from, eh?

    sarukun on
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  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    They come out of their parents foreheads, duh

  • JedocJedoc Once to start a new life and once just to start a fireRegistered User regular
    If sex isn't real, what's three plus three?

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  • BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    sarukun wrote: »
    If sex isn’t real, then where did all these babies come from, eh?

    The lab
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  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Jedoc wrote: »
    If sex isn't real, what's three plus three?

    Stop trying to get me to do your math homework!

    sarukun
  • JedocJedoc Once to start a new life and once just to start a fireRegistered User regular
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Jedoc wrote: »
    If sex isn't real, what's three plus three?

    Stop trying to get me to do your math homework!

    No

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  • BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Jedoc wrote: »
    If sex isn't real, what's three plus three?

    Stop trying to get me to do your math homework!

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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    Moriveth wrote: »
    They come out of their parents foreheads, duh

    That was ONE TIME, MORI.

    And for the last time, you are not the living incarnation of Athena

    You’re a normal human father!

  • SorceSorce Registered User regular
    Isn't sex just different groups inside a religion?

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  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    Sorce wrote: »
    Isn't sex just different groups inside a religion?

    No no, those are sects. You're thinking of one of those funny shaped woodwind instruments.

    "zip, i dunno what it is about you, but there's something very cat-like about your face. i can't really place it. you'd make a good mountain lion." Hail, Satan!
    Elvenshae
  • AistanAistan Tiny Bat Registered User regular
    That's a sax.

    Sex is the company that got paid by the government for ripping off poor people.

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  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    Sorce wrote: »
    Isn't sex just different groups inside a religion?

    No no, those are sects. You're thinking of one of those funny shaped woodwind instruments.

    No no, that's a sax. You're thinking of shorthand for Spectacles

  • SkeithSkeith Registered User regular
    Aistan wrote: »
    That's a sax.

    Sex is the company that got paid by the government for ripping off poor people.

    No, that was Goldman Sachs.
    Xaquin wrote: »
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    Sorce wrote: »
    Isn't sex just different groups inside a religion?

    No no, those are sects. You're thinking of one of those funny shaped woodwind instruments.

    No no, that's a sax. You're thinking of shorthand for Spectacles

    Nah, that's specs. Sex was a character in Gundam Wing.

    mts wrote: »
    heres how i see it being a total win situation for you
    1. stay with your wife while she dog sits. this wins husband points since she knows its out of your comfort zone
    2. have sex all over her friends house so that the next time you see her friend look at you condescendingly, you can wink back knowing you did the freaky deaky where she eats her cheerios.
  • PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    Seax, guys, it's written seax

    Elvenshae
  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    I thought sex was a kind of food that is mostly liquid

  • chr1sh4ll3ttb3chr1sh4ll3ttb3 A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    Platy wrote: »
    Seax, guys, it's written seax

    No, that's German for the number 6.

  • SorceSorce Registered User regular
    That's a villain in Kingdom Hearts.

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