OH you just reminded me that I had a dream last night where Rachel Weisz was flirting with me in a gym and being almost OVERPOWERINGLY CHARISMATIC about it and I had to stumble my way through a very awkward speech about how I didn't swing that way sexually but could we please be best buds and go thrift shopping together please please pretty please
My gut is telling me this involves a multi level marketing scheme somehow.
Edit: they said they had bread for me and then asked for a cashapp so some kinda bot out there hacking accounts trying to sell bread. God speed Bread-bot, God speed.
Man I am so sick of being single but I've been on Bumble "messaging" pretty regularly for the last couple of weeks and that sucks too. How do I get to the part where we awkwardly smoosh our faces into each other?! That's the really good stuff, after all
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Had a first date that survived a loud, terrible cover band at the location I chose. Her follow-up suggestion was a bar she had last been to 15 years ago that appeared to have not been cleaned since.
We both make terrible decisions and hate many of the same things. Hooray! Meeting people!
We go for a cemetery walk tomorrow like a pair of edgy teens.
Had a first date that survived a loud, terrible cover band at the location I chose. Her follow-up suggestion was a bar she had last been to 15 years ago that appeared to have not been cleaned since.
We both make terrible decisions and hate many of the same things. Hooray! Meeting people!
We go for a cemetery walk tomorrow like a pair of edgy teens.
Hating the same things is the glue that holds s relationship together.
I guess this isn’t love per say, but I’d like to do something nice for someone as they’re always dressed or vaguely dressed in something nice for me. I guess I could just go for a three piece suit with braces etc. Maybe the layers will be good for a strip.
What, if anything, can a guy wear to take off?
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StraightziHere we may reign secure, and in my choice,To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered Userregular
I think there is something to the idea of a nice suit as a sort of male lingerie, which I chafe at a bit despite liking wearing suits. It can absolutely function that way though, and it certainly shows an effort, which is often the most important part of wearing something sexy.
There is of course a variety of harnesses and such that I would say fall more into what we think of for lingerie, although a lot of those are heading in a certain direction, and if you want a pair of elaborate lace boxer briefs, trust me, they're out there. I often find that a lot of that stuff looks kind of goofy, but I think that's just a bridge you gotta cross - being sexy is being vulnerable, and there's definitely going to be some goofiness there.
And of course, you can combine the two directions if you want. Wearing a suit that you slowly strip off to reveal a pair of underwear that makes your dick look like a wolf is a time honored tradition.
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but I love both of their accents
And one that went well but we can’t hang again for 1.5 weeks but
Lmaooo someone liked me on hinge
I didn’t know what to say tho cuz nothing to comment on and didn’t have any creative thoughts left
Said something dumb
Unmatched me lmao, that bad!
Starting conversations in an interesting manner over messages is difficult sometimes
Sometimes it’s fine
Sometimes now
Signup for OnlyFuckups requires photo proof you have eaten a family size serving of instant mash potatoes for dinner by yourself in the past month.
We need receipts for a lifetime of poor decisions.
1 picture on a summit or mid-mountain climb.
1 picture with a glass of wine in hand overlooking a palatial estate.
1 group shot with 8 friends that all look like you.
I felt a bit better about my own profile but then wondered about the response rate
Heist is second or third date material, if you ask me
Date four is having them shoot you in the back minutes after successfully evading the cops and leaving you to die.
I think me and this lady are really hitting it off!
Oh, man! I hope I don't mess this up somehow!!
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I have not done this.
I have asked it its opinions on Leslie Nielson and his works and told it about my cat.
In dating news, I'm back on Bumble and I've been messaging with a very cute girl solely in gifs for 2 days now
I have no idea how to proceed but it's been fun!
My profile was all openly being an OG nerd, she had a big tatta Star Trek cosplay photo.
edit: That's way over-simplifying things, but it makes for a laugh sometimes.
Feels like a trap somehow.
Do you still got those Pokémon cards she forgot at your mom’s place?
I don’t know how old you are but let’s pretend this post just works.
Edit: they said they had bread for me and then asked for a cashapp so some kinda bot out there hacking accounts trying to sell bread. God speed Bread-bot, God speed.
Also she kept trying to tear my face off with her pneumatic actuated manipulator.
hot
She mention anything about having a kink for lamps?
We both make terrible decisions and hate many of the same things. Hooray! Meeting people!
We go for a cemetery walk tomorrow like a pair of edgy teens.
Hating the same things is the glue that holds s relationship together.
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This is really hard to find.
What, if anything, can a guy wear to take off?
There is of course a variety of harnesses and such that I would say fall more into what we think of for lingerie, although a lot of those are heading in a certain direction, and if you want a pair of elaborate lace boxer briefs, trust me, they're out there. I often find that a lot of that stuff looks kind of goofy, but I think that's just a bridge you gotta cross - being sexy is being vulnerable, and there's definitely going to be some goofiness there.
And of course, you can combine the two directions if you want. Wearing a suit that you slowly strip off to reveal a pair of underwear that makes your dick look like a wolf is a time honored tradition.
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Real masculine shit. Maybe hold a gun in front of your junk.
I thought the most masculine thing to do is shoot yourself in the junk