[Bad News Gone Right]: Ow My Balls Edition
So, we once again continue our safari into the weird, the strange, and even the macabre - a view of the weird world that we live in, and the bizzare happenings that are often too strange to be made up.
For this edition, we're starting with a follow up to
this entry previously. Because it turns out that
the inevitable happened, and then it got weird:
Back in May, we wrote about a group of gun enthusiasts who love taking pictures of loaded weapons pointed at their dicks. On a long enough timeline, one of them was inevitably going to accidentally discharge their weapon, and on Tuesday, that appears to be exactly what happened to one member in the San Diego area.
A member of a Facebook group dedicated to taking pictures of loaded weapons pointed at dicks finally shot himself in the balls, according to bloody pictures and video he posted on social media and the Imperial County Sheriff's Office, which confirmed the incident to Motherboard. Rather than step back and start questioning whether the practice is wise, the group made him an administrator and are now celebrating him as their king.
That last bit says it all.
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I'm just amazed the video got posted.
Facebook slaps a censor cover on gore but otherwise doesn't seem to care too much
Mr. Ranger is definitely not going to like this.
You don't have to win a Darwin award posthumously, this guy looks like he'd qualify.
He could be an Honorable Mention, depending on whether or not he has kids. Darwin Award winners have to successfully remove themselves from the gene pool before passing on their idiocy to be proper award winners.
But if doesn't have kids and successfully neutered himself, he could be one of the rare Darwin winners that qualifies for the award and survived the event.
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Yes, I am definitely owned by this. The only thing that would own me more are more of these guys shooting themselves in the balls. They owe it to themselves to honor their king by doing this as soon as possible.
Also some quotes from residents during the reopening ceremony the previous day I didn't include but this one stuck out
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FEED
THE
ANIMALS
Not even the least bit surprised.
Boo.
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Definitely a sub-par crack.
Honestly, the big drawback is it's a historic property, with all the frustrations that entails.
Gone right: I can put my kid in the jail part of the house.
"Hey, welcome over, let me show you the guest rooms..."
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Yeah, in all seriousness there's a bunch of kinksters who would love owning such a thing.
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Welcome to the first werewolf-friendly AirBnB!
Six werewolves, one building, absurd daily charges because where else is a werewolf going to stay? It's the perfect plan with zero risk.
Good to see the thread title remains relevant
Wired: Chocolate snow:
Man contaminated baby food with metal shards
I'm mainly mentioning it for this, and the fact that none of the stories I'm reading are mentioning the link:
Like, I'm not the only one seeing this, right?
Wait, fucking coal is Utah's state rock? There are so many gorgeous rocks in that state and they had to pick coal? Not, like, sandstone? C'mon.
I would guess problems with the tractor that was pulling the trailer caused them to unhitch and tow away the tractor, and then either waiting on repairs or a replacement before they can tow the trailer away.
MWO: Adamski
He said he had a bit of sheet metal with a nail in it, so would be pretty simple to whack it into cans to puncture
Utah has coal as its official state.rock?
Is Utah known for coal mining or is this just a conservative thing?